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SUMMARY:#312 : Ball Bag's Blundering Buffoonery
DESCRIPTION:The Build-Up (Or Lack Thereof)It started with a message from our illustrious resident Octogenarian (that is someone over 80 for those of you that don’t understand words longer than 6 letters) \, BallBag\, who informed Arsenic that the courts were “booked”. \nIn BallBag-speak\, “booked” apparently means “Ibooked out and none are avaiable.” \nArsenic\, being the diligent soul he is\, created the poll\, and suddenly we were all scheduled for a night of drills and… well\, mostly just standing around. \nThe “Grand” Arrival\nThe dedicated crew—Eno\, Tristan\, Baah\, and Pepe—rocked up with high hopes and low expectations. Arsenic arrived shortly after to drop the first bombshell: we didn’t actually have a court. But the plot thickened. It turns out BallBag wasn’t just late; he was at last week’s run location. Now\, that is a level of dedication to the past that I can almost respect. He missed the run so much he decided to go and do it solo\, seven days too late. Absolute gold. \nThe Sighting\nWhile we sat there hydrating with beers and waiting for the Hare to find the correct week on his calendar\, something miraculous happened. On the court directly in front of us was a perfect 10.\nI’m talking flawless. Every part of her was peak performance. Of course\, the reality check hit us harder than a 200km/h serve: none of us weary Hashmen would ever get so much as a sniff unless there was a parked bicycle seat somewhere nearby. \nFresh Meat might have had a chance if a bacon sandwich was involved\, but for the rest of us\, it was strictly a spectator sport. \nThe “Feast” and The Fallout\nBallBag eventually graced us with his presence\, confirmed for the third time that there was indeed no court\, and then did the unthinkable. He vanished. He didn’t even stick around for the gourmet catering—Dominos Pizza.\nHonestly\, it was a massive step down from the superior perfectly rotated snags and white bread with two types of onions so clearly he didn’t miss anything. \nFor the second week in a row\, we officially broke with tradition. Given the “scenery” on the court and the lack of a Hare\, we had no circle and no charges. Just a group of men sitting in the dark\, eating pizza\, and questioning their life choices. \nOnOn \n   \nhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/WhatsApp-Video-2026-03-31-at-19.40.54.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/312-ball-bags-blundering-buffoonery/
LOCATION:Miami Tennis Club\, 26 Courtside Dr\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#293: Ballbag's LXXXVII Birthday Run
DESCRIPTION:When the author of “How to set a trail\, and win friends” is the hare\, ewe know it is going to be a technical trail\, and to be fair it sure bloody was. \nThree hours of trail laying effort in midday heat nearly saw the hare (Ballbags) admitted to Robina Hospital where Rosemary’s “Do Not Resuscitate” instructions are clearly understood\, but she found him just in time to drive him around to do all the on backs…..which explains a lot. \nSure\, it’s not often the runners are behind the walkers but with all the on backs it certainly helped keep the pack together\, which was handy as we debated the merits of a check next to an on back and answered one of the many mysteries of hash ……..just how many arrows from a check are too many before an on back (obviously this is a trick question as everyone knows the right answer is ten). \nSomehow\, despite the runners and walkers following the same trail markings\, three different distances were recorded with the Runners enduring 6.9km over 1hr 2min\, short cutting walkers (mislead by the notorious cheating walker…..WTFAI) with 4.something km / 1hr 7min and the over achieving walkers cumming in at 5.1km / 1hr 10min. \nRumours suggesting the runners had in fact given up halfway have been grossly mis-represented by the hare\, as it was merely a hot night\, and we needed a hydration top up at the on after. \nThe heat and humidity also delayed the circle as we needed to charge up the defibrillator and administer the paddles for WTFAI who clearly did too much “sailing” on his recent Southeast Asian adventure. \nFor some unknown reason the sergeant (Arsenic) decided at this point to channel his inner Pauline and went all Burka on us followed by Miscarriage awarding the walk (or was it the run) a 8.7 and in a shocking twist Baaaah Sinister also scored the run (or was it the walk) an 8.7. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges followed\, and you wouldn’t believe it the hare won the raffle followed by a rousing rendition of hash e birthday. \nWell done to Ballbags for settling an awesome trail in such challenging conditions and then knocking up an Italian feast fit for a Roman Emperor. Next week it is the Thanksgiving Day (the proper American one) run with Tommy Two Stroke guiding us around yet even more virgin bush somewhere on the coast. \nIn late breaking news the GM (FreshMeat) has been temporarily banned from the Covid Re-Hash WhatsApp group by the committee for over sharing his naked old ladies in white van and “power cut” forcing him to shower in the forest fantasies…..images we can all do without. \nFinally\, get your Christmas orders in for getting your garage carpeted next time Jelly’s up. \n 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/293-ballbags-lxxxvii-birthday-run/
LOCATION:Ballbags\, 3 Karrinyup Place\, 3 Karrinyup Place\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#281: Ballbag’s Balls Out Bash
DESCRIPTION:You know the drill. 2 hours of warm up’s followed by 15 minutes of playing time…. WTF.  As usual our 185-year-old founding father (Ballbags) put this kennel of younger hash men to shame with his world record 3min 05sec plank that was almost his\, and his number one challenger\, Fresh Meat’s\, undoing. \n \nCompletely buggered after the warm up’s there was no time for a drink stop as the court lights were about to be switched off\, so a rapid-fire tennis tournament followed and despite the Level 2 ATP coaching received in the preceding hours it was almost as if we hadn’t been listening to anything based on the debacle that then followed on court. \n \nIt was so bad Y2KY Jelly even resorted to extreme measures to win points by any means possible (including his hands???) but we may never really know thanks to convincing acting performance that would put a Bollywood actor to shame. \n \nThe tennis Gods must have been watching as they got their revenge on Y2KY Jelly as he failed miserably with his epic double swing on a lollypop lob offered by Fresh Meat but to be fair\, he was probably blinded by the GM’s get up which once again didn’t fail to disappoint. \nClearly this (non) shot of the night broke Ballbag’s (Chief Protection Officer) spirit as he demanded we immediately vacant the court for the sake of the nearby club members mumbling “never again” to himself as he walked off to the club house in disgust. \n \nBack in the circle the lovingly wrapped awards were presented to WTFAI for winning the “Effort but Useless” Eau de Toilette award. The runner up award was decided by what can only be described as a slightly racist Eeny\, meeny\, miny\, moe rhyme which I believe is how all tennis tournaments in the 1820’s were decided\, so congratulations Baaaaah Sinister on winning yet another clock on a Covid Re-hash tennis night!!! \n \nControversially (we kept our own scores)\, Peter aka “The Natural” won the title with an impressive 9 game haul. As an exercise junky Pete promised to make good use of the 2 x 1kg dumbells and associated ropes (I assume there for sexual based workouts) so don’t be surprised to see a much more chiselled\, and dare I say\, happy Peter the next time you see him. \n \n Well done to the hare (Ballbag’s) for organising yet another legendary night of hash and for slaving over a hot stove for so many hours preparing the rather tasty chicken noodle nosh.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/281-ballbags-balls-out-bash/
LOCATION:Miami Tennis Club\, 26 Courtside Dr\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#266: A Racket with BallBags
DESCRIPTION:Wimbledon\, Roland Garros\, Flushing Meadows and Melbourne Park are all venues synonymous with the greats of tennis and now it’s time to add the Royal Miami Tennis Club to the list! \nSomeone call the ATP because the best talent in men’s tennis just happens to be bunch of young\, good looking roosters from a running / walking club with a drinking problem on the Gold Coast. There’s no doubt tennis was the winner on the night (along with the club house bar takings) but only due to the transformative coaching delivered from our very own Ballbag’s and his far less able “assistant “ Eno. \nTurns out Ballbag’s is not just a legendary tennis coach but a Guinness world record holder for the plank putting younger members of the Covid Re-Hash kennel to shame. \nIn an attempt to “blend in” our very own GM (Fresh Meat) turned up in a Salvos inspired get up including a large sized 4.5 pound her but in late news his dissatisfied missus has confirmed “if only he had 4.5 inches”…. \nBack in the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid but not before our greatest ever hash man “Baaaaaaaaaaaah Sinister” awarded a 10 for the night discounting it by 3.1 due to the “tennis” theme resulting in an overall 6.9 \nIn what can only be described as a miscarriage of justice WTFAI was awarded the 2025 Covid Re-Hash Tennis “Champagne” Bowl Champion but for the third straight year Cum Smoke failed to show up to hand over the trophy so unfortunately no result was recorded. \nWell done to the hare (Ballbag’s) for putting on a great night of hash. Next week we do it all again (except for the tennis) as Thomas the Toucher guides us around a virgin bit of Nerang Forest starting from Tom Rose Park. \nOn On
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/266-a-racket-with-ballbags/
LOCATION:Miami Tennis Club\, 26 Courtside Dr\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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SUMMARY:#253: The Nut-Sack & Bum-Hole
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Covid-253.mp4 \nFinally\, the Covid Hash achieved something…. It may have only taken Arsenic two years to plan and 15 minutes of hash effort\, but the bloody Pianola finally made it safe and sound indoors to the delight of the neighbours despite the late excuses from the man surely cut out for the job (Mr Piano aka Pepe Le Spew). Notwithstanding the effort of everyone it turns out the real hero of the move was none other than the late arriving (strategic move?) WTFAI without whose clear directions we would surely have got …..lost? \nSurprisingly (first time ever) the run /walk started on time to our favourite “walk through” bottle-o at the Ashmore Tavern where we seem to be on first name basis with all the staff…. Post piss-stop the usual excuses kicked in resulting in half of the pack being driven back to the on after where in the circle the usual nasty and vindicative charges were laid but not before a feast fit for a …….Pianola removal team was put on courtesy of the co-hares Nut Sack and Bum Hole.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/253-the-nut-sack-bum-hole/
LOCATION:Arsenic’s backdoor\, 26 A Kerria Crescent\, Ashmore\, QLD\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#238 BallBags blow by
DESCRIPTION:This week we running from BallBag’s place – this means we will probably be getting some golf course action too. So come out swinging (not that kind of swinging you dirty dogs)https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/WhatsApp-Video-2024-11-05-at-21.35.50.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/238-ballbags-blow-by/
LOCATION:3 Karrinyup Pl\, 3 Karrinyup Pl\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#230: Tennis Ballbags
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/230-tennis/
LOCATION:GCS Tennis Club\, 24 Pizzey Drive\, Mermaid Waters\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20240625T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20240625T183000
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SUMMARY:#218: The Ball of Bags
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/218-the-ball-of-bags/
LOCATION:Ballbags\, 3 Karrinyup Place\, 3 Karrinyup Place\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:Run #189: Ballbags (21st x 4) + 1 Birthday Run
DESCRIPTION:It all kicks off 6.30pm next Tuesday from Chez Ballbags at 3 Karrinyup Place\, Robina. The hare has requested an indication of numbers for the 7-course banquet that’s being prepared so if you can definitely make it next Tuesday text him on (0438) 088-362.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-189-ballbags-21st-x-4-1-birthday-run/
LOCATION:3 Karrinyup Pl\, 3 Karrinyup Pl\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:Run #179: Ballbags Swinging in the Bush
DESCRIPTION:Next Tuesday Ballbags will be setting the trail from Rotoract Park\, Nerang (opposite 1 Balyando Drive).
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-179/
LOCATION:Rotoract Park\, 2 Balyandro Drive\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:Run #171: Fast Fours Tennis
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-171-fast-fours-tennis/
LOCATION:GCS Tennis Club\, 24 Pizzey Drive\, Mermaid Waters\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220906T181500
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220906T181500
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SUMMARY:Run # 127 - 3rd Kyrgios Kup
DESCRIPTION:The results are in: \nJelly = biggest cheater and suck up to Ballbag. I.e. the winner. \nBallbag tossed off Pepe and Boggy and Boggy won! \nBrett became the biggest loser and Smokie was the runner-up loser – which is i ln fact the biggest loser… \nAll round a fuck up! \nChampions Winning Speech \nEat a bag of Dicks you blokes.  Try harder next time! \n 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-127-3rd-kyrgios-kup/
LOCATION:Miami Tennis Club\, 26 Courtside Drive\, Mermaid Waters\, Australia
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20211207T183000
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CREATED:20211201T210533Z
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SUMMARY:Covid #88 - Fast Fours Tennis
DESCRIPTION:COVID HASH TENNIS COMP. TUESDAY 7 DECEMBER 7PM MIAMI TENNIS CLUB\n  \nThe Hare arrived at the Club at a time what he thought was early around 6.30pm.  Only to find that most of the pack were present in the clubhouse priming themselves with liquid amber before the evening competition.  Two first time attendees were made very welcome\, Fulla Shit from the Gourmet mob and Carl friend of someone. \nThe Hare spelt out the program before the fast four sets.  That was an on court demonstration of three of the lesser known rules of the game namely. Can you reach over the net to hit the ball?  Who calls a double bounce? Where you can stand whilst serving \, singles and doubles? \nA few simple warn up drills were then performed to get the pack limbered up. \nThen followed a skill game of who could roll a ball closest to the net from the baseline.  The winner was Baar Sinister. \nA knockout game of all nine players on court\, four one side\, five the other.  The ball was fed in from the sideline with players having to rally.  Two chances were given before a player was eliminated.  The last man standing and winner was Bograt. \nThe two doubles matches then commenced and after each set points were awarded for the number of games won by each player.  There were some brilliant rallies and fierce competition. \nThere was a ten minute break before round two and then the competition was fierce again. \nSmokey rolled up a bit late and decided not to play but took to an umpires chair and sounded out advice that I am sure the players felt was helpful or a load of shit. \nAt the conclusion of round two Y2KY distinquished himself by walking off the court after he had lost refusing to shake hands\, calling the opposition a “cheating pack of fucking arseholes”. \nRound Two being completed Smokey had helpfully fetched the pizzas that were washed down with ales.  Complaint received that every pizzas was loaded with cheese however overall they were all devoured. \nA longer break with more beers before Round Three got under way.  Again the matches were hard fought.  There were a few uncertainties as to rules however the games were generally played in good spirits. \nAt the conclusion of Round Three the Hare tallied the scores announcing the winners. \nOverall Champion – Derrolicked my balls following a very consistent performance over the three sets. \nRunner Up – Carl showed that he had played the game before and was no mug. \nKyrgios Award – Y2KY Jelly for serving some brilliant aces.  Followed by his memorable dummy spit and bad and abusive sportsmanship. \nBallbag Award – Baar Sinister a compete turnaround from the previous event finishing last. \nThe competition concluded around 9.30pm.  Not bad seeing as the courts had been booked and paid from 7pm to 9pm. \nA lot more liquid was consumed and the Hare fucked off at 10.15pm. As our crew were the only ones left it was up to us to lock up as the lights were going out at 10.30pm.  This must have been done as no complaints were received by the committee man. \nI thought it was a good night. \nBB.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-88-fast-fours-tennis/
LOCATION:GCS Tennis Club\, 24 Pizzey Drive\, Mermaid Waters\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20211130T183000
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DTSTAMP:20260413T002350
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SUMMARY:Covid Run #87
DESCRIPTION:Run #87 will live long in the memory but just in case you had too much to drink here is a quick re-cap. \nWe arrived at Chez Ball Bags to be greeted by Mrs Ball Bags cooking up a storm. We knew a great night was upon us……or at least a good feed. \nOur fearless hare Ball Bag was in his usual spot…….sitting next to the beer fridge necking a Furphy with his mate Fulla Shit who definitely looked dressed for a run but was not subsequently sighted on the trail.  With the pre-run drinks quickly downed by the amassed runners detailed trail instructions were issued by the hare. \nThe fact a trail had even been set was a bit of a shock considering the horrific weather conditions so much kudos to the hare. Whilst we had our doubts about flour surviving the rain we were advised “pink tape” was being used but just in case a sealed envelope with emergency “get home” instructions were issued. \nWe were sent on our way out the back gate into the rain. As expected Y2KY Jelly took the opportunity to strip down to his jocks resulting in many insults about his chest hair being used for car seat covering purposes. \nAs we bounded down the pathway of the golf course the cane toad massacre commenced. We soon realised that no one had actually bothered to listen to the trail briefing\,  but eventually pink tape was spotted\, and we were on our way again up the hill. Bits of pink tape were spotted from time to time thereafter with sabotage (more likely the weather) being suspected so it was agreed that it was time to break open the sealed envelope. \nTo Baah Sinisters horror there was no map\, only the following note: \n \nAt this point things started to go wrong big time. Y2KY Jelly\nstarted heading off in the direction of Burleigh Pavilion (probably to show off\nhis hairy chest to the ladies) and somehow Pepe Le Spew & Derrolicked\nmy Balls found trail at a nearby school only for it to lead them to …………well\nnowhere. \nMeanwhile that cunning [insert your own\ndescription] Miscarriage had sniffed out a shortcut home to the\nrelief of the sheep shagging kiwi. Over the next hour or two hashers literally\ndripped their way into the On After with stories of long distance running in\ncyclonic conditions. As it turned out most hashers literally smelt their way\nhome due to the lovely home cookin of Mrs BB. \nArsenic & Cum Smoke joined us for the\ndelicious dinner with Happy Birthday sung to the hare (he kept that quiet\ndidn’t he) followed by a fat free totally healthy cake. \nOverall\, a high scoring run with plenty of rat\ncunting (intended or not) and cleverness (100% of runners got lost).
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-87/
LOCATION:3 Karrinyup Pl\, 3 Karrinyup Pl\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210907T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210907T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T002350
CREATED:20210726T220022Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210929T004205Z
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SUMMARY:Covid 75: Fast 4 Tennis
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-75-fast-4-tennis/
LOCATION:GCS Tennis Club\, 24 Pizzey Drive\, Mermaid Waters\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20200907T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20200907T220000
DTSTAMP:20260413T002350
CREATED:20200901T025053Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20200916T214745Z
UID:183-1599503400-1599516000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:COVID XXIV
DESCRIPTION:Bush Bashing\n				\n\n				\n				Great Views\n				\n\n				\n				Short run!\n				\n\n				\n				Heath Covidiot of the Week
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-xxiv/
LOCATION:Highland Park\, 10 Ramada Place\, Highland Park\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
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