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SUMMARY:Covid #86: Bograt's 40th Trivia Night
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Run86.mp4 \nBograt’s 40th Birthday Bash \nAfter the run set by Boggy that included a drink stop the pack descened on the eating and drinking establishment. A quick comment on the run Boggy somehow managed for the pack and one walker to finish together an amazing feat. An ideal in Hash is that the runners and walkers to finish close together but in practise this rarely happens.A good result.The Tavern is obviouosly a very fine location for the Millennials and Generation Z set. The place was packed and with the regular trivia Tuesday night competition obviously extremely popular. The place was jumping and extremely noisy. Ales were being consumed at copious amounts and as out group of eleven settled in the sale of amber liquids rose dramatically.For an old fart the noise was deafening and he found it hard to hear conversations. Never the less the atmosphere was convivial and everyone was having a bloody good time.Tacos at $5 were very tasty and did the trick to keep the hunger pains at bay.Trivia got under way and the Hash had two teams one lead by Y2KY Jelly. The other by Boggy.There were two rounds of twenty questions plus some other music questions and putting names to faces.The old fossil was amazed at the knowledge of the teams. Pepi Le Spew’s knowledge was outstanding on the team he was in. Not sure who the stars were in Team Two but they seemed to know most of the answers being smart arses. The old fossil was absolutely bloody hopeless with his knowledge of the answers to questions. There was a huge generation gap for him in this regard. Next time how about some questions like: What was Frank Sinatras theme song? (My Way) or Who killed JFK? (L H Oswald) etc. etc. and he may have had a chance. Still I faired better with the NATO question than Arsey did with his geography: the ocean between Africa and Australia is the Ocean’s 11.Anyway not sure if there was any prizes for winners but if there was our Hash Teams would have been right up there.The fossil departed prior to any announcements as to the winners. He needed to get his shut eye.A birthday cake made of chocolate puffs with sparklers atop was brought out for Boggy. A rousing chorus of Happy Birthday followed. It had to be very loud to be heard over the background noise of the others in attendance.It was good to see Dragon BallzUp again also first timers Carl\, Anthony and Aaron. Hope that they can become regulars and enjoy the camaraderie of the Hash.It has been heard on the grapevine that after being kicked out of the establishment at 10pm four of the boys namely Derro\, Boggy\, Pepi and Barr went in search of another watering hole. One was found at Broadbeach and they duly carried on till 2am. That made it a very big night with I am sure resulted in some extremely sore heads in the morning. All in all a great night for Boggy’s 40th. BBags.https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/BoggysBirthday.mov
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-86-bograts-40th-trivia-night/
LOCATION:Bine Bar & Dining\, 1/28 Chairlift Avenue\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:Covid Run #82 - GCH3 Hashoween #2274
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LOCATION:Earnest Junction Tunnel\, 797 Ashmore Rd\, Molendinar\, QLD\, 4214\, Australia
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SUMMARY:Sickie Day 2021 "The Great Escape"
DESCRIPTION:https://www.covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/Covid%20Run%20LIII-Web.mp4 \nCOVID HHH\nSICKIE DAY 2021 NERANG FOREST\nAfter weeks of torrential rains\, the Hash gods had a sudden change of heart and delivered a cracking Autumn night for the COVID HHH’s inaugural Sickie Day celebration. A magnificent full moon hovered just above the forest canopy creating the perfect hash setting…… perfect? Not if you happened to be Spoof or Miscarriage or David or Reece who were all caught out by Qld Premier Palace Chook’s insatiable penchant for lockdowns\, bans and curfews… An inconsolable Miscarriage called: “I wanna cum mate\, but I couldn’t live with meself if I COVID-killed some poor old bastard….” He said holding back tears. To which I replied: “There’s no old bastards on the COVID Carriage so get your arse over here….” but his mind was already made up. \nTo the ripping rifts of Guns & Roses ‘Welcome to the Jungle’\, the pack gathered around GM BallBag who welcomed everyone and in particular those from surrounding Gold Coast kennels. Hares BallPoint & Bograt finalised their run briefing thus: “We’ve laid a shitload of trail so there’s no fucking way you can get lost in there. In any case\, Boggy will be sweeping so you’ll all get Home safely…ON\, ON!” The eager pack quickly dissolved into Nerang’s most notorious forest. \nVerbal Diarrhea\, Good Head\, Exelpet and Brownie Boxxx were first to emerge out of the darkness to the piss stop where diplomat Botcho and BallPoint handed out cold beers whilst CumSmoke busied hisself pouring bubbles. GM BallBag\, FullerShit\, Hitchhiker & Aussie soon followed and things really started to banter up…. The walkers were on their 3rd drink when the charging cavalry finally erupted out of the shadows. A battered Brewtus looked worse for wear: “I haven’t fucking hashed properly for about 6 months and it shows…. I’m fucking rooted …. Where’s that fucking beer?” New boot Chugga echoed the sentiments: “I’m gunna be sore for a week BallPoint\, that was bloody murder….?” Pepe Le Spew was beside hisself: “I ferkin’ found every ferkin’ on-back… If that’s 5kms then I ferkin’ did at least 8.5kms…….” A most cool\, relaxed-looking Safe Sex was more flattering in her comments: “I thought it was a wonderful run\, just like those I grew up with in the jungles of Thailand and Malaysia…. I’m old fashion\, so bush will always my preference”. CumSmoke mentioned in passing that the COVID HHH is exclusively a bush running Hash which adheres to the mantra that ‘too much bush is barely enough’. “In that case I’d luv to cum again” cooed Condom Sex. \nThe lively hash camaraderie was suddenly shattered when GoodHead received the phone call; “It’s my friend Call Girl\, she’s lost in the bush BallPoint” handing over the phone. A mighty pissed-off Pisto was overheard saying: “We’re fuckin’ lost BallPoint…. LegsAkimbo\, Call Girl and me ‘ave been going round and round for hours and we can’t find the ‘on’ trail. \nGet your arse here and get us out….. like fuckin’ yesterday! \nPepe Le Spew & Brownie Boxxx joined sweep Bograt in the rescue mission whilst the runners headed off to complete another 2.5 kms; the rest\, including Brewtus and ArseNic\, walked ‘home’. It would be another 45 mins before all hashers were back under the Tom Rose Park shed. \nGM BallBag called the rabble to order and invited visiting GMs / proxies for a down including Verbal Diarrhea (Thirsty Thursday H3)\, HitchHiker (Mixed Hash) and Brewtus (GH3). Sergeant Y2Ky Jelly called out the hares to widespread booh hissing and calls of “ice the bastards”. Brewtus was asked to report on the run: “It was a fucking great run\, fantastic site\, well marked trail\, challenging checks\, plenty of on-backs to keep FRBs like Le Spew under control and the pack together. I don’t get how them other 3 got lost…. Big thumbs up from me and a score of 8.7. Colonel Klink\, aka Brownie Boxxx (incl’ Nazi salute)\, commented on the walk\, describing it as “the biggest pile of shyte imaginable… it started well enough but that fucking check where them runners went one way and walkers went the other was fucking bollocks. The ‘W’ for walkers was far too small for anyone to see as was the ‘R’ on that stump behind the big fucking tree. How anyone managed to find trail is a bloody miracle…. 5 is the best I could give this crap! \nCOVID HHH being a men-only Hash\, all female participants were then called in to the Circle for a special presentation of strap-ons “to look more like us”. Except for Call Girl\, who preferred wearing hers side saddle\, the dangling appendages looked as ‘pumped’ as the women fiddling with them. \nBrewtus\, Marathon Man and Miscarriage (absent\, see above) were called in the Circle and given their official COVID HHH number. Whilst on their knees to receive the official beer blessing\, LegsAkimbo attempted to stuff her phallus down Marathon’s throat: “now you know what it feels like….not much fun is it?” she said to great cheers from her companions. \nSergeant Jelly called for charges from the run and they came thick and fast; hares BallPoint and Bograt were hammered for 1. getting people lost\, 2. crap sweeping\, 3. too much / not enough trail flour\, 4. too many on-backs\, 5. too much shiggy 6. moon being too full etc\, etc. Dozens of charges followed\, too many to record\, including CumSmoke\, Baaaaah Sinister and Dragon BallsUp on the Skol-o-rama for pillowing the previous week and staying home due to monsoonal rains. \nCircle shenanigans were briefly interrupted whilst dinner (a delightful chicken Korma) was served… \nOn resuming\, all official COVID HHH hashers including BallBag\, BallPoint\, Y2Ky Jelly\, Spoof (absent)\, Derro Licked MyBalls\, ArseNic\, Bograt\, Pepe Le Spew\, CumSmoke\, Dr Oxycodone (absent)\, Dragon BallsUp\, Baaaah Sinister\, Botcho\, Bent Banana (absent)\, Exelpet\, Brownie Boxxx\, Brewtus\, Miscarriage (absent) and Marathon Man were honoured with a COVID  Certificate and a medal. On reaching 50 runs\, Y2Ky Jelly and BallPoint were further recognised with a COVID ‘L’ patch. \nAnd so\, we cum to the night’s awards\, where excellence in COVID hashing was officially recognised. Y2Ky Jelly presented the ‘Karen Pini’ Bushiest (Best) ROTY (run of the year): “There were many worthy recipients” he lied “including Run LI\, Baaah Sinister’s effort in the Nerang forest\, Run XXXVIII (hare BallPoint) in the pissing rain and Run XXVI\, Botcho’s Molendinar tunnel run……but the winner of the inaugural ‘Karen Pini’ was Run XX at Bonogin\, where bush bashing was the order of the night\, tough virgin bush…Plenty of claret was spilled en route with hashers negotiating barbed wire and spikes. The police turned up during the Circle as well as the fire brigade with a big hose to extinguish our fire. But that wasn’t the end of it…blokes woke up the next day feeling crook with bush ticks sucking at their flesh; some even needed medical attention to have the little bastards surgically removed. It was a great run…the Hare was……….. ArseNic”. \nGM BallBag presented the coveted COVIDIOT of the Year award; “this bloke was Hare to 31 out of 53 runs\, most of which were fuck-ups (getting people lost\, runs too fucking dangerous or long etc)\, he often burnt the snags on the barbie and his organisational skills are a joke. He was the biggest Hash dud in the last year……BallPoint is the COVIDIOT of the Year”. GM BallBag closed the Circle: “Thank youse all for cummin’\, I hope youse enjoyed it\, and now youse can all fuck off. On\, On!” \nDuring the heavy drinking session that ensued\, Safe Sex\, yes please\, but whack a franger on it first was overheard saying: ”Now that I’ve got one of these between my legs\, can I cum more often?” To which co-founder Jelly replied: ”Take it from me Sexy\, the COVID HHH would luv to see you cum anytime … strap-on or no strap-on.” \nOnOn\, \nCOVID correspondent
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/sickie-day-2021/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
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