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SUMMARY:#310: AGPU 2026
DESCRIPTION:Top o’ the mornin’ to ya—or more accurately\, top o’ the evening\, considering we spent it crawling through the streets like a pack of thirsty leprechauns chasing a pot of gold that turned out to be a massive esky full of cold ones. For Run 310\, we traded the muddy forest trails for the paved “dirty tree” (that’s thirty-three for the uninitiated) pubs of the local area for our Annual General Piss-up. \nThe Changing of the Guard\nThe night was thick with tradition and the smell of Guinness. Our now-former GM\, Fresh Meat\, finally stepped down before he could be impeached\, and we’ve “elected” Pepe Le Spew as our new Grand Master. May his reign be long\, loud\, and full of shit. We even managed to complete a single-block route\, which\, by the sacred laws of the Hash\, makes the whole debauched affair an official run. \nThe Shenanigans\nThe “walking” part of the pub crawl was really just a brief interruption between drink stops. By the time we hit the halfway mark\, the depth perception of the pack was roughly that of a one-eyed pirate in a fog bank. \nThe Casualty List (Incidents): \nMiscarriage found himself back in a shopping trolley. We tried our absolute best to tip him out—purely for scientific purposes\, mind you—but failed miserably. \nBall Bags was seen wandering about with a thirst that could only be described as “supernatural”. \nIn a move that would make a traffic warden weep\, he decided to play chicken with an approaching tram while crossing the road illegally. Fortunately\, he’s still with us\, though his survival is clearly more a matter of luck than tactical brilliance. \nWe were joined by an honorary guest\, Lee\, our very own “Bruce Lee” for the night. The man was everywhere at once\, roaming like a high-speed tourist and capturing the chaos on film. He was fast as lightning; we just hope the photos aren’t as blurry as our vision was. \nThe Aftermath\nWe finished the night at the Tandoori Palace. I’m fairly certain the owners start reconsidering their life choices the moment they see us rolling in with a massive esky and a decibel level that could peel paint. We were loud\, we were rambunctious\, and we were exactly what the COVID Hash is supposed to be. \nSláinte to a cracking night with only a few minor casualties! \nOn-On!
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/310-agpu-2026/
LOCATION:Neddy Harper & William Duncan Park\, 2840 Gold Coast Highway\, Surfers Paradise\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#300: 300th Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/Covid-300.mp4 \nWe just hit run #300 for the Covid ReHash\, and it was absolute chaos. It was like a primary school disco but with more grey hair and significantly more questionable decisions. \nWe all rocked up early—unheard of\, I know—and the drinks were flowing before we even hit the trail. It’s like we’re trying to see how much “magic brew” we can fit into a human body before it refuses to move. \nThe Hares for this milestone were Baah Sinister and Ballbags\, with an assist from Where the Fuck am I and Derro. Look\, they outdid themselves. They really did. Usually\, these guys couldn’t organise a chook raffle in a pub\, but this time? Perfection. \nThe Claret and the ChaosWe had a run\, a fast walk\, and a “slow walk” (which is basically just standing still with style). The trails were marked out better than a toddler’s colouring book. However\, Baah Sinister decided the runners’ trail needed a bit of extra “pizazz.” \nHe took a massive tumble. I’m talking full-on claret everywhere. Vampires everywhere in the world were licking their lips and Tampax sales soared. Not to be called an under-achiever and because he’s a glutton for punishment\, he did it again five minutes later! Honestly\, mate\, if you wanted a male nurse at the hospital to give you a reach-around\, you could have just asked for a referral (or waited in the bush for Miscarrige to come along\, we know he is happy to disappear into dark holes). You don’t need to leave half your DNA on the forest floor! \nThe Royal and the LankyWe had a massive turnout from other hashes\, including people driving more than 90 minutes to join us. Talk about commitment to a free beer. Little Squirt drove all that way and still managed to be so late he missed the run. At 7’2″\, he’s basically a sentient beanpole. How do you miss a run when you can see the finish line from three suburbs away? Seriously\, Squirt\, get it together. \nA massive highlight was the presence of H.R.H. King Rabbit. Over 2000 runs! That’s not just a record; that’s a medical marvel. It was a truly royal attendance\, even if the rest of us are basically the court jesters. \nThe Feast and the “Gourmet” Walking DeadThe food was top-tier\, clearly influenced by the Gourmet Hash (also known as the Walking Dead). These legends are so old their youngest member probably helped shovel coal into the first steam locomotive. \nA massive shout-out to Good Head for the incredible spread and Thomas the Toucher for manning the BBQ. Thomas made sure the onions were cut according to Ballbags’ strict code—because god forbid we have an unregulated onion in this establishment. \nThe “Roll” Call of ShameWe had a list of attendees that sounds like the manifest of a very specific type of asylum: \nDr Zeus\, Botcho\, and Brewtus (sounds like a law firm for the uninsured). \nWeekly\, Pooj\, and Menstrual (I’m not even touching that one). \nSpiderman and Erection (worst superhero team-up ever). \nSlug\, Grand Canyon\, and Full of Shit (and his brother Fuller Shit). \nPissy Fit\, Raphaella\, Rug\, Bat\, and Testicles. \nAnd then we have the “Raffle Bandits”: Wally\, Bent Banana\, Little Squirt\, and Swollen Colon. These lot didn’t just win prizes; they basically broke into our house and stole them. \nTo the Covid Hash members—especially Fresh Meat\, Baah\, Derro and Arsenic—thanks for the effort. Jelly\, respect for flying up to join us for this special event\, although we could have done without the usual display of that hairy chest – seriously mate – put a shirt on we had them on sale for only $30 bucks. Run #300 was a belter. To those who didn’t show up? The Walking Dead are looking for new recruits to replace those that expired in the forest\, so off you go\, you absolute drop-kicks! \nRun #300 was a belter \nOnOn\, Eno
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/300-300th-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#296: The Annual Christmas Pissy Fit Pub Craw
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/the-annual-christmas-pissy-fit-pub-craw/
LOCATION:Cleland Crescent\, 14 Cleland Crescent\, \, Broadbeach Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#257: AGPU
DESCRIPTION:Next week is the Annual General Piss Up (AGPU) were we attempt to drink our body weight in beer and then ride a mechanical bull (what could possibly go wrong). All subject to change but at this stage it’s looking like….\n \nWhere: Eileen Peters Park\, 5 Esplanade\, Surfers Paradise\nTime: 6pm warm up beers / Fireballs followed by a 30min run/walk\nNosh: Curry @ https://tandooriplace.com.au/\nCost: In theory nothing but it’s the Covid Hash so bring some cash …\nDress Code: Yee-hawhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-257.mp4\n									 \n2025 AGPU Awards
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/257-agpu/
LOCATION:Eileen Peters Park\, 5 The Esplanade\, Surfers Paradise
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SUMMARY:#208: AGPU 2024
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LOCATION:Norfolk on Main\, 3653 Main Beach Parade\, Main Beach\, Queensland\, 4217\, Australia
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