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SUMMARY:#306_2: Miscarried Miscarriage
DESCRIPTION:On On\, you bunch of shortcutting\, honeypot-sniffing cowards.\nLet’s talk about Run #306\, or as it shall forever be known in the archives of failure: The Miscarried Miscarriage. This run had an absolute abortion before it even started. Miscarriage was supposed to set the trail tonight\, but true to his little shortcutting nature\, he copped out. Apparently\, he spent his night trying to convince everyone to join “The Walking Dead.”rather than disappearing down dark holes.\nDisgracefully\, several Covid members fell for the honeypot. They were lured away by the promise of “good food.” I mean\, really? Who in their right mind would want to eat a decent meal when they could be out here with their mates\, choking down badly cut onions and white bread? Your priorities are as warped as a Windows update.\nDespite the mass desertion\, three brave souls actually bothered to show up at the velodrome. We were led into the dark by WTFAI. Our resident Front Running Bastard Cum Soc was actually a back runner tonight—staying true to his name by trying to put the “cum” in the “sock” and keeping the pack together from the middle was Captain Arachnophobia.\nIt was actually an incredible run. There were even sentiments floating around that this could have been the Run of the Year. It’s a pity Cum Soc was there to defend his title; otherwise Eno would have had a joint claim with WTFAI given they “organized” the mess together for Ralk(Run/Walk) of the Year. We even had the pleasure of watching the SES practice throwing dead bodies into the forest and recovering them. Educational stuff.\nWe high-tailed it to the Nerang RSL. A-Mata-Surprise chose well—two-for-one pizzas and beer that didn’t break the bank. We sat\, we drank\, and we watched people fall down mountains in downhill ski racing and bobsledding. Quality entertainment.\nTo those who didn’t make it—especially Arsenic and Pepi la Spew\, who flip-flopped more than a politician on a podium—you were about as decisive and useful as a condom when someone is already three months pregnant.\nExtra poor no show from the GM with some sook excuse about watching the kids. It’s Tuesday night you need to remind your better half that you are required to be at the Hash.\nWe were going to score it a perfect 10\, but since Cum Soc was there to protect his “Run of the Year” status\, we reached a consensus.\nOfficial Score: 6.9\nOnOn\nEno
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/306_2-miscarried-miscarriage/
LOCATION:Nerang Velodrome\, 8 Home Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#304: Australia Day Run
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LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#288: Divali - Festival of Lights
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Covid-288.mp4 \nThe innovation in this hash knows no bounds. Clearly the hare (Cum SOC) is shooting for a renaming with his Jizz-a-Lot toilet paper hanging skills. So impressed was the hare with his trail markings he was quick to point them out to the kennel just in case we missed them!!! \nIn saying that it was well-marked\, with jizz stained toilet paper lighting up the way through the spider infested dense bush terrain and multiple logs of doom. In fact\, the first part of the terrain was so up and down and all but impenetrable it resulted in the slowest first kilometre (23min 29sec) in the history of the Covid Rehash along with the most claret split. Luckily it was impossible to get lost if you followed the hares pre-run instructions that “it’s a big circle” but as usual no know was listening\, so we did. \nBy share luck the runners finally stumbled across the quality (non-Tun) piss stop with the hare outdoing himself with a festival of city lights lookout worthy of the Diwali Run. Unfortunately\, the walker (WTFAI) was not so lucky to make it. \nThe second part of the run wasn’t much faster thanks to what can only be described as the biggest act of rat c$nting …..ever. Pepe\, clearly a bushman not fond of going back up the thousand steps he’s just been down\, could be heard ranting “Putain de rat connard batard” for the rest of the run as only a Frenchman can. \nBack in the circle WTFAI give the 40min / 2km walk a 10 out of 10 but upon further quizzing it turns out he was just glad to have made it back to the on after alive with all the blood loss he had experienced so on review a revised 6.9 was scored due to the share number of conflicting arrows near the end (Border Hash had run there the night before). Pepe scored the 54min 30sec / 3.07km run using a whole lot of mathematical equations that we think roughly matched the walkers score so an overall 6.9 was recorded. \nThe usual spiteful and vindicative charges then followed but not before we honoured WTFAI with his 50th run cummemorative bottle opener and wished him all the best with his upcoming wedding to Ting Tong in the Philippines. \nWell down to Jizz-a-Lot (aka Cum SOC) for putting on another great night of hash. Next week we do it all again with Hashoween as Fresh Meat guides around some of the spookier bits of the coast.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/288-divali-festival-of-lights/
LOCATION:Marjorie St Henry Park\, Tabilban Street\, Burleigh Heads\, Queensland\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#263: Cum Soc's Virgin Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Covid-263.mp4\nWell\, you always remember your first time (and we’ll never forget this one)………… \nEwe know it’s been a cracker of a trail when both walkers and runners\, rendezvous in the middle of the bush and it dawns on them ……we need an uber. Who would have thought one wrong turn at the start of the trail would result in such chaos. Congratulations to the virgin hare (Cum SOC) for a well-marked\, clever trail that failed to take into account one thing…..the Covid ReHash is not clever. \nIn summary what we think happened was the walkers did the runners trail\, and the runners did the walkers trail (in reverse) baah a whole lot of trail leading up to and after the wife beater piss stop that we all missed but a bit like who shot JFK ……we may never know. Special mention to the RA (Ballbag’s) for putting on such great hashing weather and for his impression of Torvill & Dean on the treacherous downhill. \nBack at the circle Maverick\, our “new” Sergeant\, oversaw the usual spiteful and vindictive charges but not before the RA awarded a zero for the walk (I’m not sure he enjoyed his downhill mud skating) but gave it a 10 for living long in the memory. Our awesome Trail Master (Baaah Sinister) awarded an 8.5 for the run but he did have the advantage of being the only hash man to complete a circuit of the combined trails on root to picking up his car to rescue the rest of the kennel. Overall\, a 6.9 (AI calculated it\, so it must be right). \nWell down to the hare for a memorial night of hash and introducing us to what real sausages should taste like N.B. we also have loads of new categories for the AGPU awards. Next week we do it all again with Derrolicked my Balls trying to get us lost in another bit of bush somewhere on the coast. \nNote: The mapping  in no way represents the trail set by the hare. \nOn on
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LOCATION:Glossy Black Reserve – Golden Grove Boulevarde\, Oppisite 1 Skywatch Ct\, Ready Creek\, QLD\, 4227
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