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SUMMARY:#308: Eno's Lazy Hash C*nt in the Bush
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Covid-308.mp4 \nLast night’s shenanigans on the Covid ReHash were exactly what you would expect from this motley crew. \nThe lazy Hare put on a stellar digital run after narrowly escaping being completely entwined in a massive spider’s web and nest. Thankfully all he lost was the bag of flour intended to mark the trail; a small price to pay to avoid becoming a midnight snack for an eight-legged freak. The turnout was great and everyone had a solid time out there in the dark.To top it all off he somehow threw on a Blood Moon and an impromptu rain shower that perfectly washed out all the misery that was destined to be suffered later on in the circle. \nOur esteemed GM Fresh Meat decided to take a tumble early on and supposedly rolled his ankle. We are still not a hundred percent sure if that injury was actually legitimate or if he was just terrified of the impending and honestly undetectable rain shower. Either way\, at the mere call of his wife he miraculously jumped up and ran faster than cum smoke to the all-you-can-eat buffet line. \nSpeaking of divine intervention; our previously injured\, claret-spilling\, knee-splitting Baah Sinister decided to rock up on crutches with a heavily bandaged knee. None of us really bought the tragic act\, except for the perpetually gullible Pepe Le Spew (also affectionately known as La Caca). The whole charade was unveiled when the offer of a free beer created a near Jesus-like miracle\, prompting Baah Sinister to instantly jump up and run around without a single care in the world. \nWithout any real challenge out there and a somewhat subdued Cum Soc\, Pepe easily found his way back to his golden day front-running antics. \nBack at the circle Eno put on the most fantastic cookout. We were spoiled with two choices of onions\, fresh white bread and super budget Coles snags. This gourmet feast was followed by fresh cream (or was it filling from last night’s Bukkake – seeing Cum Soc had 2 helpings we have to assume the later and jam doughnuts. \nBallbags went on a total hunger strike as he was simply not prepared to partake in the glorious culinary spread on offer. His stubbornness\, coupled with a few late pull-outs – something Tristan’s wife has previously suffered from – and equally late sign-ups and later pull-outs from Aussie and Mustang\, thankfully left more grub for the rest of us. \nOur Sergeant clearly had washing day and rocked up in some tragic Temu version of a military outfit. He actually looked like Leon from the Hitman movie; it is just a pity he couldn’t hit the mark with his usual vindictive charges. \nIn the end\, this run and walk was scored at a very well-respected point 69. But the most important thing to remember is that 69s were enjoyed by all there.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/308-enos-lazy-hash-cnt-in-the-bush/
LOCATION:Rotoract Park\, Nerang\, 2 Balyando Drive\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#295: Where’s the Onions Run?
DESCRIPTION:It was only a matter of time. With more injuries than an A&E ward on a Saturday night the time has finally cum to acknowledge that the Covid Re-Hash has in fact become a walking club with a drinking problem!!! \nThe fact we even made it out to the forest was nothing short of a miracle with the hare (Eno F$ck All) going off very early with a run cancellation notice but thank God for Arsenic\, something you never hare\, for immediately getting his poll vote in stirring WTFAI and Fresh Meat into action. An “evening of trivia” was then offered up but was promptly shot down by our geographically challenged ex-GM (Y2KY Jelly) who gently reminded the hare he should focus on bush running and not his cross dressing kinks. \nAs custom dicktates the pre-run drinks were dispensed by the sergeant and when the hare finally rocked up\, he looked remarkably clean of any flour. He then led the kennel down a long -winded story suggesting a trail was in fact laid earlier in the day but it had been eaten by all the kangaroos (apparently\, he has photographic evidence). \nWith no other option we “chose random” which really f&cked us up. 3\,200 metres of elevation later Taipan finally relented to the relief of WTFAI who was channelling his best impression of Ballbag’s but as it turned out it wouldn’t be his last Ballbag impression of the night. With promises of “Tun’s at the Top” we made the final push only to find no evidence whatsoever of the hares efforts but based on how fast a mountain biker overtook us on the fire trail on the way in we can only assume he was Tun fuelled and making his speedy get away. \n4.26km / 1hr 08min later the walkers exited the bush to find the hare had not only brought cut up onions but two different types. In fact\, he was so impressed with his efforts he thought it was only appropriate to mix it in with his favourite drop so thanks to Eno F&ck All we now have a new punishment beer\, Tunion. \nIn the circle the usual spiteful and vindicative charges were laid but not before WTFAI awarded the walk a 6.9 (see the video if it ever gets posted) and Eno F$ck All claimed to have no knowledge that Japanese porn pixelated all the good bits. \nThe “winner” of the much sought after raffle was Arsenic who really appreciated his novelty upside down beer bottle in a beer glass followed by a Hawaiian inspired burger feast that received great reviews from those who actually ate them. \nWell done to the hare for putting on an epic night of hash and for introducing pineapple slices to the kennel. This Saturday (2pm) we’ll be sharing Covid Re-Hash Christmas spirit to unsuspecting\, and some might say\, unfortunate members of the public as we grab undersized kids bikes and visit the many fine watering holes between Cheez Baahs’s and Surfers to prove once and for all\, were actually a drinking club with a walking problem!!! \nOn on🐑😈
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/295-wheres-the-onions-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#285: Arachnophobia Athletic Club - Inaugural Run
DESCRIPTION:They say you always remember your first time and the inaugural run of the Arachnophobia Athletic Club will live long in the memory. \nCaptain Eno (hare)\, set what can only be described as an environmentally friendly trail that ensured no spider webs were disturbed in its laying\, resulting in many victims as the kennel bashed their way through the dense bush. Somehow\, despite the use of AI\, a whole lot of claret was spilt on trail\, resulting in a record amount of abuse directed at the hare. Despite the hares attempts to kill us we all made it back to the on in alive after 5.2km / 1hr 15min (for the run) and 3.4km / 1hr 7min (for the walk). \nBack in the circle blood transfusions were immediately administered to the many casualties of the trail along with pain relief in the form of Tun Mid. Despite the pain and suffering endured we all agreed the trail was an early contender for E Run of the year with a 6.9 awarded for both the run and the walk. \nWhat followed in the circle was the usual spiteful and vindictive charges which Hash Legend\, Ballbags\, described as a “debacle” and claimed the acting GM (ArseNic) “lacked any sought of leadership whatsoever” which we all took as a positive and a job well done. \nCongratulations to the hare (Eno F&ck All) who not only knows how to set a bushy trail but is also an expert turner of sausages on the BBQ!!! Next week we do it all again with Oktoberfest at the Tom Rose Park Beer Hall as Baaaaaaah Sinister guides us around even more virgin bush in the Nerang Forest.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/285-enos-bush-bash/
LOCATION:Nerang Forest – Yarrayne Road\, 60 Yarrayne Road\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#272: Tanabata Japanese star festival run
DESCRIPTION:It took a few false starts\, and plenty of attempts at withdrawing late\, but after some arm twisting\, Eno\, the hare put on a cracker. \nApparently there was a walk set\, and we were told they did it in reverse and back to front\, but there were plenty of doubters to the legitimacy of the claims. The run on the other hand\, with many thanks to the ex proxy GM of the mixed hash\, was already laid for us with their particular rat cunting and stylish flair\, what more could we ask for. \nWhat better way to celebrate Tanabata than with some Japanese(maybe Irish) black beer at the perfectly timed piss stop\, the walkers arrived 30seconds before the runners\, but weren’t generous enough to shout them.After downing some refreshments and much talk about the potential for tits on the run\, we begin the long arduous journey home. \nThe walkers kept a brisk pace\, mainly to keep out of earshot of the dribble coming from the hare\, of course\, about tits on the run. \nThe runners however\, jetted up 2 floors into the mall searching for said tits. After hours of searching\, the best they could find was the cashier at liqourland as Derro filled his trolley with bevy’s. The escape from the labyrinth that is Robina town centre lead us finally past the much talked about tits on the run to the delight of Derro and Pepe. Derro’s hands were so sticky after the encounter\, that he couldn’t let the trolley go and ended up bringing it to the on afters. Fortunately for Pepe\, there was room for his French behind at the front end and hitched a ride to the finish. \nEno fired up the bbq\, and must surely have a sore wrist this morning (or maybe he’s used to it)\, as he turned those snags like a well oiled machine stuck in turbo mode. \nCircled was called\, with plenty of merciless charges enthralling the herd. A couple of returning runners copped their whack of aged tun light\, much to their disgust. Our ex GM must have been waiting for 8 more waters before he started drinking\, as the man flu reared its ugly head. \nSafe to say\, a great night was had by those who attended. I’m sure they would agree this could be Enos best run ever. \nWell done Hare. \nBrush up on your French accents and pull the blue cheese out from under your foreskins as Pepe Le Spew shows us how to celebrate Bastille day. \nOn on to Surfers paradise next Tuesday.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/272-e-no-tits-on-the-run/
LOCATION:Robina City Parklands\, Satadium Drive\,\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#261: Freedom Day Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-261.mp4 \nFreeeeeeeeedom. \nWhat a night of South Africa’s finest foods and beers with plenty of Biltong\, Boerewors\, Bunny Chow\, Potjiekos and Castle Lagers to boot. Well\, that’s what could have happened\, but our resident Saffa is………Eno. \nUpon arrival at the on on both runners and walkers were presented with …….a map. The promised tits on the run did eventuate……..sort of ………courtesy of a shopping mall billboard. \nIn the circle a generous combined score of -1.69 was awarded to the hare followed by some old bloke wearing a shopping bag on his head anointing our 23rd hashman……..Cum SOC and duly presented him with a biologically concerning Cum Sock necklace. \nIn a not surprising development\, it turns out all in attendance have now quit their jobs and set up Airtasker profiles.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/261-enos-robina-jaunt/
LOCATION:Jack Wilson Park\, Rear\, 39 Thorngate Dr\, Robina QLD 4226\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#220: Drag Queen Trivia
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/22-drag-queen-trivia/
LOCATION:Fat Freddy’s\, 50 Surf Parade\, Broadbeach\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#214: Eno's Gut Buster
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/214-enos/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#207: Eno's Virtual Run
DESCRIPTION:Virtually\, what a run.  A great best effort ever by the hare (Eno) with technology winning the day resulting in a remarkable 38.1 awarded in the circle followed by a well-deserved icing. The usual spiteful and vindicative charges followed with Arsenic saving the day with his pizza order so once again we avoided the dreaded emergency stew.https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Covid-207.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-207-enos-virtual-run/
LOCATION:Coombabah Lakelands Conservation Area\, Rain Tree Glenn\, Coombabah\, QLD\, 4216\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#205: Drag Queen Trivia
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/205-drag-queen-trivia/
LOCATION:Fat Freddy’s\, 50 Surf Parade\, Broadbeach\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:Run #176: Enos F*ck All
DESCRIPTION:Pre run meeting point @ Diamond Beach Resort
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-176-enos-fck-all/
LOCATION:Diamond Beach Resort\, 10-16 Alexandra Ave\, Mermaid Beach\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:Run #160: Coronation Run
DESCRIPTION:What a run. King Chuck would have been so proud of what was a right royal effort baaaaaah for that bitch Me-Gain f#cking it up for everyone as usual. Despite the lack of any trail markings somehow the hare (Eno) managed to keep most of the pack together despite Derrolicked My Balls trespassing efforts. A surprisingly low score of 2 / 100 was recorded despite the novelty of the shopping mall on home “trail” which really should have been better rewarded. \nDuring the circle\, the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid including false accusations of “new shoes” being directed at all round top hash man Baaaaah Sinister. Despite his protests he eventually took his medicine which turns out to be anything but. The evening was rounded off with a five-course taco banquet and frozen margaritas fit for a king. BTW got a call from the restaurant\, apparently they seem to be missing some glassware…..
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-160-coronation-run/
LOCATION:Bill Pippen Oval\, 2 Priddeys Road\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
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