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SUMMARY:#301: Where the Fuck is Eno
DESCRIPTION:Who would have thought that the combo of WTFAI and Fresh 🥩 would produce the clear front runner for the prestigious “Run of the Year” award\, and what a run/walk it was. \nThere was plenty of complaints to begin the trail with murmurs of “too much road” and “Palestine flags what???”. Though fears were quickly quashed as we entered virgin bush\, and I’m sure we murdered at least a dozen snakes although it was so thick it was hard to tell. Finally making it out of the scrub\, and into the fire as we found even more virgin bush. The complaints began to ring in the ears again as claims of “I brought the wrong shoes” to “that’s not a spider\, this is a spider”. Luckily the rumours were true and there was a drink stop\, albeit at the top of a 158 stair climb\, and what better setting to down some homebrew ales and Canadian maple whiskey\, than in a kids playground 🛝. \nThe walkers had almost as much action on the way up as the runners did\, when Ballbags decided to race Spiderman up the stairs. After 3 heart failures (thank god for public Defib machines) they reached the pinnacle. \nI didn’t know that paramedics use Subaru’s\, but I guess you learn something new everyday. As the walkers rolled down the hill in their Japanese manufactured gurney\, the runners headed into their biggest challenge yet. \nWith multiple threats of on-backs at the peak of some rather large hills we finally entered the final stretch of virgin bush for the night. (Who knew there was so much untraversed territory in the streets of nernag??) Upon entering the gauntlet\, 4 turned to 3 as one of the largest spiders ever seen on a hash run had the captain of the arachnophobia athletics club shaking in his boots and running for dear life( in the wrong direction). The 3 brave souls passed the spider and the 2 vicious pit bulls snapping at our heels to eventually make it back to the clubhouse. \nIt wasn’t until we arrived back that we noticed 1 missing. Surprisingly he had no phone\, no Apple Watch\, no sense of direction and Eno’s fuck-all. After 2 seperate search parties failed to find him\, we waited\, and waited and finally he found his way back home. He only had to door knock one of the locals\, who after a sneaky hand job and a smooch\, dropped our dear Eno back home. \nAs you could imagine there were more spiteful and vindictive charges than usual\, although it all seemed to be pointed in one direction. \nAll in all a great night\, great food\, great trail. Eno’s luck finally changed as he won the raffle
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/301-where-the-fuck-is-eno/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#299: Pub Run
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/299-pub-run/
LOCATION:Commercial Hotel\, Cnr Ferry &\, Price St\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20251104T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20251104T183000
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SUMMARY:#290: Giddy Up Melbourne Cup
DESCRIPTION:Giddy up indeed. Straight from Melbourne Cup festivities the half cut kennel rocked up to the “real” home of the hash\, Royal Cascade Gardens\, to the clear delight of Y2KY Jelly and Ballbag’s. \nAs they regaled everyone with stories of the “good old days from the gardens” we had to abruptly cut their stories short otherwise we may never had got the run on the road. With clear instructions to the walker (Ballbag’s) of “work it out for yourself if you lose trail”\, the runners embarked of a bushy sojourn around the Gardens fully expecting to cum across our favourite Octogenarian much earlier on root but to everyone’s surprise we only caught up to him on the Oceanway just in time to share the most important run instructions of the night\, “were going to the pub.” \nUnfortunately\, Y2KY Jelly was refused entry into the Broadbeach Bowls baah for having too much pubic hare on his chest so we were relegated to VB’s (it’s non-Tun\, so I guess it was a quality piss stop) outside on the greens. \nIn the circle we all agreed Ballbags was way too quick in cracking all the checks\, but it sounded like he did the whole trail\, even nipping into the massage parlour for a quick rub & tug (claimed he was only following the arrow) and catching a show at the Pink Flamingo. To be fair even the cops tried to slow him down\, mistaking him for the notorious nursing home escapee “Kevin” but when questioned Ballbag’s was able to provide a visual demonstration of how he earned his hash name which seemed to be all the ID the crack team from CSI Broadbeach could handle. \nAs for the scores\, well Ballbag’s loved his eventful 1hr 10min on trail and gave it an 8 out of 10 however surprisingly\, considering we thought “Cascade f$ckin Gardens” was a term of endearment\, Y2KY Jelly only gave it a 1 but on countback an overall 6.9 was recorded due to the quality piss stop. \nThe evening wrapped up with the usual spiteful and vindicative charges but not before a few quick games of table football with our newfound\, and very well organised\, South American friends. \nA special mention to Eno F&ck All for concealing a black wooden dildo key chain up his arse to evade Australian customs. The holiday “present” was well received by the GM who went into way too much detail on the ways he is going to use it. \nNext Tuesday we do it all again with Arsenic and the Remembrance Day run.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/290-giddy-up-melbourne-cup/
LOCATION:Cascade Gardens\, 2690 Gold Coast Highway\, Broadbeach\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20251028T183000
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SUMMARY:#289: Hashoween haunted trail
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Covid-289.mp4 \nYee-haw. In what can only be described as one the most terrifying Hashoween experiences ever witnessed by this kennel\, our illustrious GM took to the stage of the Beginners & Learners Line Dancing night at the Beechmont Hotel and showed the amassed crowd “how it was done”. \nScary stuff indeed proving two left feet don’t make anything right. Clearly it was too much for management\, as not for the first time\, security escorted him off the premises before we even had a chance to have the circle. \nAll this after what can only be described as one of the wettest runs on record. The fact we made it on trail was nothing short of a miracle with the run location changing every five minutes resulting in a clearly confused Cum SOC showing up late claiming “I’ve been past this place ten times already”. We all agreed pin drop’s on Google Maps were super confusing but no worries coz the GM wasn’t exactly punctual either with his usual “there was a power line down and I had to go the long way round” excuse even going to the lengths of producing fake AI photo’s to prove his case. \nAll this while the super early arriving Derricked my Balls and Baah Sinister sat in a steamed-up Golf on the corner of a busy country road downing Boags in Halloween costumes ……. yeah\, it was f&ckin weird night. \nUnfortunately\, it was so wet even the waterproof flour laid by the hare (FreshMeat) failed meaning we had to rely on “going right” resulting in a shorter than expected 3km / 30-minute run followed by Taco Tuesday at the pub. \nAs usual Baah Sinister won the raffle (is it rigged?) but to date has not been able to remove the tight fitting extra small Man Utd top. Well done to the hare for putting on another memorial night of hash in fact he’s so keen to create even bigger and better memories next week he has only put his hand up for the Giddy Up Melbourne Cup run next Tuesday.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/289-hashoween-haunted-trail/
LOCATION:Country Paradise Parklands\, 231 Beaudesert Nerang Rd\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#279: Maudsland desert plains run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/Covid-279.mp4 \nDid you ever hear about the Covid Re-Hashman who went to Hong Kong on an Irish passport and ended up with crabs on Christmas Island. More to cum on this story next week or better yet check out the vision on this week’s episode of Border Security. \nMeanwhile back on the f&ckin hill we all agreed the hare (Fresh Meat) was in fact a c&nt. Other adjectives were widely used but c&nt seemed to be the popular choice to describe the torture as we crawled on all fours through the clouds to the summit only to find the GM had partially redeemed himself with a non-Tun (aka quality) drinks stop. \nWith Pepe cracking all the on backs it was left up to our soon to be deported favourite Irish hashman\, Cum SOC\, to lead the charge as we headed off to find piss stop #2.  \nAfter 6km / 1hr 25min / 6\,730 feet of ascent the half drunk runners stumbled back to the on after to find Ballbag’s torches had not failed him and he had managed to stay on trail for what I’m pretty sure was the first time ever resulting in a 10 being awarded for the walk but our proxy sergeant (Eno F#ck All) applied a 31% discount coz he missed the f&ck off hill resulting in a 6.9 which in a surprising twist was almost matched by Pepe Le Spew’s who scored the run a 6.8 (something about only one got f&cked so couldn’t give it a 6.9……..) but thanks to AI an overall 6.9 was recorded. \nIn the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges where laid followed by the raffle being won by all round top hash man and most deserving recipient Baaaaaaah Sinister. However\, in a first for the raffle it would appear the treasured Liverpool Football Club scarf prize has already appeared on eBay ….. \nWell done to the hare for a mighty effort setting three trails and two piss stops along with pulled pork buns and a selection of condiments that would put an IGA supermarket to shame. \nNext week we do it all again with Ballbag’s showing us when to apply the continental\, eastern\, semi-western or is it the western tennis grip as once again we play for the prestigious Covid Re-Hash Tennis Bowl (if only we knew where the trophy was…) at Miami Tennis Club. 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/279-maudsland-desert-plains-run/
LOCATION:Burley Griffen Drive\, Maudsland\, 37 Burley Griffin Drive\, Maudsland QLD 4210\, QLD\, 4210\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#268 The Beechmont BallBreaker
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Covid-268.mp4 \nWhat the f&ck!!!! Does anyone else think the GM is trying to kill us? \nA mountain climb that will live long in the memory ……for all the wrong reasons. Virgin bush…….the whole f@ckin bush was virgin for good reason…..no one in their right f&ckin mind would go down there let alone go up the steepest hill known to mankind that never stopped. \nBut give this kennel of athletes a challenge not only do we take it on without any complaining whatsoever\, we smash it just like the beers at the superb drinks stop at the top of Freemans Lookout that were well earned after 1h 34 min or pure unadulterated torture that with a bit of luck we’ll never experience again. \nIt’s fair to say the run score reflected the pain and suffering endured on trail (0.69) but Derrolicked my Balls does like a good piss stop so a bonus six points was added and when combined with the walkers 9.9 (awarded by Ballbags) a combined 6.9 was recorded. \nIn the well run circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid including the first ever “drinking tea” charge (to be fair it was cold). \nWell done to the hare (Fresh Meat) for taking us to the edge (literally)\, the great piss stop\, on after location (in the middle of nowhere) and sausage inspired curry nosh. Also\, a big thank you to the Rural Fire Service for tending to the fire which slowed down the effects of the hypothermia post run. \nThis Friday (20th) we do it all again with a special #269 Poke-Her night including a cheeky little beer run / walk (details to follow).
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/268-the-beechmont-ballbreaker/
LOCATION:Lower Beechmont Conservation Area – Freemans Road\, 290 Freemans Road\, Lower Beechmont\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#258: The New Regime
DESCRIPTION:Well\, our greatest fears have been realised. The tyrannical reign of Fresh Meat has begun and as threatened for the first time the Covid Rehash now has a book of rules\, by-laws and tariffs for the primary benefit of the new GM. \nClearly the new regime had been taking advise from Jelly as the circle broke all-time records with an unusually high number of spiteful and vindictive charges laid primarily related to crimes from the AGPU. \nThank God Arsenic saved the night (you don’t hear that often) with his fine selection of vintage Tun Lights\, Cock Funnel and run scoring mechanism (someone bring a lighter next week) resulting in a 69 being awarded to the hare. \nIn a moving ceremony the new committee members were anointed with the Skol-a-Rama 3000 being put to good use followed by a Sausage Feast\, moist Chocolate Cake and Tawny Port worthy of the inaugural night under the new dicktatorship. \nDespite rumours of a new Covid Rehash v2.0 starting up next Tuesday we do it all again with Arsenic guiding us around another bit of bush somewhere on the coast for the Easter Beer Hunt. \nhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-258.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/258-the-new-regime/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#246 Meat and Eat at the Pav
DESCRIPTION:Mick is taking us on a run around Margaritaville aka Burleigh Heads.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/246-meat-and-eat-at-the-pav/
LOCATION:John Laws Park\, The Esplanade\, Burleigh Heads\, QLD\, 4220\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#234 Fresh Meat's Sequential run
DESCRIPTION:two\, three\, four …let’s see you in the Forest Floor
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/234-fresh-meats-sequential-run/
LOCATION:Burley Griffen Drive\, Maudsland\, 37 Burley Griffin Drive\, Maudsland QLD 4210\, QLD\, 4210\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#221: Fresh Meat's Bush
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/COvid-221.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/221-fresh-meats-bush/
LOCATION:Beachmont\, 6 Mirani st\, Beachmont\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#216: Random Bush Meat
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/216-bush-meat/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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UID:4196-1708453800-1708453800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#199: Fresh Meat in the bush
DESCRIPTION:Next week’s hare is Fresh Meat with a run/walk/sit from Hinterland Regional Park.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/199-fresh-meat-in-the-bush/
LOCATION:Hinterland Regional Park public toilet\, Hardys Rd & Bertana Drive\, Mudgeeraba\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:Run #184: Fresh Virgin Bush Meat
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-184/
LOCATION:Advanced Town\, Beechmont Rd & Nerang Murwillumbah Rd\, Advancetown\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:Run #169: Meat Run
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-169-meat-run/
LOCATION:Country Paradise Parklands\, 231 Beaudesert Nerang Rd\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Mixed Hash
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