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SUMMARY:#294: Thanksgiving Day (The proper American one)
DESCRIPTION:It’s not that often the runners cum across the walkers on trail and I certainly can’t remember it happening 45min in with the runners heading back to Tom Rose and the walkers heading in the opposite direction to God knows where!!! \nHowever\, the runner’s glee was short lived with the forest playing its usual tricks in the dark resulting in an endless Goanna Loop forcing yet another “off trail” sojourn to the delight of Miscarriage who loves nothing more than a bit of bush bashing. \nIn the meantime\, the navigationally challenged walkers had managed to sort themselves out meaning the whole kennel reconnected again just in time for the notoriously hard to find on in from the fire trail (well\, that’s what Eno F&ck All reckons) resulting in a 1hr 15min time for both walkers (4km) and runners (6.2km). \nAs the Thanksgiving Day (proper American one) Run dicktates we feasted on Turducken with all the trimmings\, cracked a few festive jokes and some hash men loosened their bowels in what I assume was a sign of appreciation for the nosh. \nIn the circle that followed the feast\, Miscarriage was overjoyed by all the wildlife the hare (Tommy Two Stroke) had organised on trail and was going to give the run a 7.5 but discounted it by 0.6 because no snake bite treatment was required nor administered. Ballbags gave the walk a 6.9 and then shocked the kennel stating “tech” was the future and that we should immediately abandon antiquated methods of trail setting stating “flour\, paper & chalk” has had a fair go and we should “get onboard” with digital coz it keeps the pack together (everyone’s too scared shitless to fall behind) and that trail markings are super over rated anyway (probably explains his love for going “off-piste”). \nThe usual spiteful and vindicative charges followed including Baaaah Sinister getting on the cock funnel for some trumped-up charge from the GM and the Booze Master. Despite reassurances from the GM that the raffle was not fixed somehow Triple T won a Thomas the Tank “Peep Peep” and we assume a new job. \nWell done Tommy on your raffle “win” and for organising such a great night of hash. Next week Eno F#ck All will be guiding us around yet even more virgin bush with the “Where’s the Onions Run”.🐑👿
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/294-toucher-rose-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#278: Tommy's Bush Reach-around
DESCRIPTION:With much sadness the Covid Re-Hash wishes to announce the passing of our founding father and legendary hash man Ballbag’s……or at least he will be if he ever forgets to fully charge his torch before the walk again…….coz we will f$ckin kill him. \nBut hey\, aren’t torches in the forest overrated\, I mean there was enough 2 ply toilet paper hanging over every literally every tree in the forest to satisfy a plane load of returning Bali Belly holidaymakers. \nWell as it turns out when you’ve had over 118 years of hash experience clearly the best way to exit the forest when your torch gives up on you halfway through the walk is to……completely ignore the trail and walk up the nearest densely forested hill !!!! \nLuckily Ballbag’s fell down at least three ditches which slowed his ascent to nowhere which probably ended up saving him but in his defence those Front Walking Bastards (Y2KY Jelly & WTFAI) haring off on the walk didn’t help but thank God for all round top bloke and Trailmaster extraordinaire (Baaah Sinister) for saving the day (or at least Ballbag’s) with the walkers returning to the on after in a spritely 1hr 15min covering over 4km. \nAs you can imagine in the circle the charges flowed as we drowned Ballbag’s in Tun Mid but not before the runners scored the trail a 9.9 but discounted it by 3.0 as it was missing about 3km in distance. The walkers were clearly still in a state of shock and forcing them to relive their ordeal was way too soon so a 6.9 was also recorded. \nWell done to the hare (Thomas the Toucher) for finding virgin trail that we all agreed we will never ever use again along with the cheese slice inspired nosh. \nIn a twist no one saw cumming the circle ended with Ballbag’s handing out print outs of “how to set trail and make friends at the same time”…… \nNext week we do it all again with Fresh Meat guiding us around virgin bush in the notoriously flat suburb of Maudsland. If anyone  has a spare Apple AirTag let me know…….asking for a friend.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/278-tommys-bush-reach-around/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#267: Tommy's Reach Around
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Covid-267.mp4 \nDespite the best efforts of Australian Customs the hare (Tommy Two Touch) finally escaped the cavity search room at Brisbane International just in time to set what was generally regarded a well laid trail.  \nUnfortunately due to extreme jet lag (he reckons it feels like he’s not even in Oz) and a sore arse the hare was unable to make the run or on after but his efforts were well rewarded with a 9.75  from our brewmaster extraordinaire (WTFAI) for the walk but somehow this was watered down like a Tun Light to 6.9 for reasons unknown. In a surprising twist the run was also scored a 6.9 by Derrolicked my Balls putting Tommy in a dead heat with pretty much every other hash man for Run of the Year (ROTY). \nBack in the circle the usual spiteful and vindicative charges were laid and perhaps one too many for the liking of the RA (Ballbag’s) with his brutal “how f$ckin longwinded is this circle becoming!!”. \nWell done to all those who braved the freezing cold to stand around the fire that somehow the walkers managed to get started with a special mention for the traditional Filipino feast organised by the hare (who knew they have Dominos in Manila). \nNext week we do it all again with the OJ run as Fresh Meat guides us around even more virgin bush followed by a police chase from the Beechmont Hotel. 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/267-tommys-reach-around/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#252: Tommy's Virgin Touching in the Bush
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/252-tommys-virgin-touching-in-the-bush/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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