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SUMMARY:#316 : Before ewe F&ck off Run
DESCRIPTION:Drink Start\, Drink Stop\, Drink Finish. \nEwe can imagine the shock and bewilderment of the assembled hash men when the hare explained there was in fact a trail and worse still\, we were expected to run it!! \nA night on his big deck (try saying that with a kiwi accent) thwarted the runners headed in the general direction of Highland Park Tavern only to be disappointed to find an arrow pointing up. \nAnd up\, and up and up we went so much so it was clear the hare had used his car to set the trail. To be fair it probably didn’t help that returning runner\, Derro Licked my Balls\, and Fresh Cum Balls decided to ignore all the clearly marked on backs adding an extra 6.9km to the run and a detour via Spoofs front yard. \nWe refrained from popping in for a cup of tea learning from an earlier issue with a cubby house that Derro Licked my Balls had taken a liking to. It turns out a kennel of hash men wearing black skull t-shirts and shining torches into people’s property is a bit of a red flag to the Highland Park neighbourhood watch who ended up chasing us down the street screaming…..go back to Beenleigh!!!! \nAfter a shiggy sojourn the smell of peanut butter overcame the pack meaning only one thing…….the Sheep Dog piss stop was near. Sure enough\, doing his best impression of a homeless man on a park bench\, was the hare (WTFAI) with his hip flask of the good shit and home brewed Cerveza beer. \nUnfortunately\, we arrived too late for a drink with Ballbag’s……or so we thought. Despite clear instructions from the hare\, a well-marked on home trail and a 30-minute head start somehow this young pup managed to make it back to where he started just in time for another Sheep Dog shot……. absolute hash genius!!!! \nBack in the circle the hare paid the price for setting a 6.9km (excluding on backs) / 1hr 16min run despite clearly advertising an evening of drinking on his big deck however the Sheep Dog fuelled walker scored it a 10. \nThe usual spiteful and vindicktive charges followed with the raffle won by ……everyone (yes\, Mrs Fresh Cum Balls wants her shed back)\, but not before Derro Licked my Balls was reunited with the now orphaned offspring of Bubbles who somehow survived the unfortunateness at the AGPU. \nWell done to the hare (WTFAI) for setting a great run/walk\, quality piss stop and 3 course banquet. Next week Derro Licked my Balls will be guiding us around some virgin bush from a mystery location on the coast as we celebrate the “May Day\, May Day” run.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/316-before-ewe-fck-off-run/
LOCATION:WTFAI’s Dick (Deck)
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SUMMARY:#301: Where the Fuck is Eno
DESCRIPTION:Who would have thought that the combo of WTFAI and Fresh 🥩 would produce the clear front runner for the prestigious “Run of the Year” award\, and what a run/walk it was. \nThere was plenty of complaints to begin the trail with murmurs of “too much road” and “Palestine flags what???”. Though fears were quickly quashed as we entered virgin bush\, and I’m sure we murdered at least a dozen snakes although it was so thick it was hard to tell. Finally making it out of the scrub\, and into the fire as we found even more virgin bush. The complaints began to ring in the ears again as claims of “I brought the wrong shoes” to “that’s not a spider\, this is a spider”. Luckily the rumours were true and there was a drink stop\, albeit at the top of a 158 stair climb\, and what better setting to down some homebrew ales and Canadian maple whiskey\, than in a kids playground 🛝. \nThe walkers had almost as much action on the way up as the runners did\, when Ballbags decided to race Spiderman up the stairs. After 3 heart failures (thank god for public Defib machines) they reached the pinnacle. \nI didn’t know that paramedics use Subaru’s\, but I guess you learn something new everyday. As the walkers rolled down the hill in their Japanese manufactured gurney\, the runners headed into their biggest challenge yet. \nWith multiple threats of on-backs at the peak of some rather large hills we finally entered the final stretch of virgin bush for the night. (Who knew there was so much untraversed territory in the streets of nernag??) Upon entering the gauntlet\, 4 turned to 3 as one of the largest spiders ever seen on a hash run had the captain of the arachnophobia athletics club shaking in his boots and running for dear life( in the wrong direction). The 3 brave souls passed the spider and the 2 vicious pit bulls snapping at our heels to eventually make it back to the clubhouse. \nIt wasn’t until we arrived back that we noticed 1 missing. Surprisingly he had no phone\, no Apple Watch\, no sense of direction and Eno’s fuck-all. After 2 seperate search parties failed to find him\, we waited\, and waited and finally he found his way back home. He only had to door knock one of the locals\, who after a sneaky hand job and a smooch\, dropped our dear Eno back home. \nAs you could imagine there were more spiteful and vindictive charges than usual\, although it all seemed to be pointed in one direction. \nAll in all a great night\, great food\, great trail. Eno’s luck finally changed as he won the raffle
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/301-where-the-fuck-is-eno/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#292: Where the F&ck have you ewe been run
DESCRIPTION:As expected\, WTFAI’s Philippine “yacht regatta” involved very little sailing and was way more a tour of Manila’s Makati red light district known for its midget wrestling and girly bars. Unfortunately\, it sounds like one of his sailing crew mates may have cum a cropper with a “lady” he met in one of the bars as it turns out she/he may have missed a very important hospital appointment\, but we may never know the full story coz “what happens in Manila stays in Manila” \nTalking of being f&cked and despite the extremely isolated thunderstorm that hit Nerang Forest minutes before the run\, paper was found on trail guiding us through literally every spider web in the forest to the audible delight of Eno F$ck All who then had the audacity in the circle to claim he didn’t complain over the hour long\, 4.7km bush bash. \nThe walkers had their own challenges over their 3km\, 58 min trail with Ballbag’s deciding to add more adventure to his evening by firstly losing his head torch\, which he then “found” …on his head\, that then ran out of battery charge 100 metres into the bush. Despite being effectively blind on trail his sixth sense for toad killing kicked in with a direct hit proving cane toads are no match for walking canes. \nIn the circle Baaah Sinister scored the run a 6.9 claiming the runners had been f$cked and the walkers report went on so long we could only assume a 6.9 was also scored. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges followed but not before WTFAI (hare) christened his “new” running shoes with ice cold Tun Mid.. \nWell done to the hare for another great night of hash and the Lasagna nosh. Special mention to Cum SOC (proxy GM) for demonstrating what real leadership should look like and Eno F&ck All (proxy Sergeant) for running the circle. \nNext week we do it all again with Ballbags and his LXXXVII birthday run.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/292-where-the-fck-have-you-ewe-been-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#282: WTFAI's Worongary Wander
DESCRIPTION:Gee\, the new Covid Re-Hash clubhouse is cumming along nicely. We just need to get Miscarriage onto some retrospective council approvals and Bobs your uncle…….what could possibly go wrong. \nAs for the run & walk it all started from CumNuts playground were FreshMeat realised just how stumpy his legs are on the exercise equipment. \nDespite the best efforts of Skyridge security a trail was set\, up (yes\, Eno moaned a lot)\, down and around all the best bits of Worongary and Highland Park by the hare (WTFAI). \nWith some hard to see 20 foot arrows a few extra k’s saw us cum in 1hr 10min later covering 7.5km. In the circle our favourite returning Irishman (who was full of stories of his wonderful holiday / detention stay in Naroo) was immediately charged for being blind but not before a 7 or 8 was awarded by Ballbag’s for the walk and a 6 or 7 awarded for the run by all round top bloke\, Baaaah Sinister. With the law of averages principle applied a 6.9 was officially recorded meaning we now have a 21 way tie for the ROTY. \nIn a pleasant surprise the cock funnel made a welcome return but unfortunately the hare got a little too excited and somehow managed to giz all over his face. \nA big wrap for the hare for putting on such a great night of hash on his exposed deck (try saying that with a kiwi accent).
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/282-wtfais-worongary-wander/
LOCATION:Gumnut Playground\, 2 Sandpiper Tce\, Worongary\, QLD\, 4213\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#280: Covid Re-Hash Golf Championship
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/280-covid-re-hash-golf-championship/
LOCATION:Emerald Lakes Golf Club\, 3 Alabaster Dr\, Carrara\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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SUMMARY:#271: Canadia Day
DESCRIPTION:This week we are celebrating CANADA DAY July 1st. Soon to be moved to July 4th to be part of US Independence Day.\nRun will be from Tom Rose Park. Bring your eat’n sticks for some good ol’ Canuck food.\nSorry\, Beavers are out of season at the moment!!
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/271-canadia-day/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#262: Cinco De Mayo Cellar-bration
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-261.mp4\nAy\, Caramba……..Perfecto!!! For the first time in the history of hash the first ever set of 10’s was awarded by both walkers and the runners. \nA real tour de Nerang combining both the best bits of the urban and real jungle over 7.82km with an expertly timed high quality (tequila) piss stop for both the walkers and runners including Ballbag’s first ever lick\, drink\, suck (that he can remember\, surely). \nBack at the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid primarily in the direction of our very own Mexican (Y2KY Jelly) followed by a fiesta fit for El Chapo but not before Eno was banned from ever attempting a Spanish??? accent again. \nIn late breaking news our very own Derrolicked my Balls has signed on as the official Nash Hash 2027 DJ and based on his raffle draw win should have plenty of epic tunes to play. \nWell done to the hare (WTFAI) for putting on a great night of hash. Next week we do it all again with Cum SOC’s virgin run somewhere in Burleigh.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/262-cinco-de-mayo-cellar-bration/
LOCATION:Rotoract Park\, Nerang\, 2 Balyando Drive\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#251: WTF AM I's Virgin Covid Run
DESCRIPTION:What da F&ck…..turns out WTFAI isn’t as navigationally challenged as we all thought…..Bloody great runners & walker’s trail set including flour in the forest\, piss stop of the year (maple syrup whisky) and his take on sausages in bread. Unfortunately\, the promises of plenty of fentanyl never materialised despite hosting the on after in a homeless shelter but despite that a good time was had by all. \nNext week we do it all again with Tommy Two Stroke the hare.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/251-wtf-am-is-virgin-run/
LOCATION:Eden Park Nerang\, Eden Ct\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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