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SUMMARY:#292: Where the F&ck have you ewe been run
DESCRIPTION:As expected\, WTFAI’s Philippine “yacht regatta” involved very little sailing and was way more a tour of Manila’s Makati red light district known for its midget wrestling and girly bars. Unfortunately\, it sounds like one of his sailing crew mates may have cum a cropper with a “lady” he met in one of the bars as it turns out she/he may have missed a very important hospital appointment\, but we may never know the full story coz “what happens in Manila stays in Manila” Talking of being f&cked and despite the extremely isolated thunderstorm that hit Nerang Forest minutes before the run\, paper was found on trail guiding us through literally every spider web in the forest to the audible delight of Eno F$ck All who then had the audacity in the circle to claim he didn’t complain over the hour long\, 4.7km bush bash. The walkers had their own challenges over their 3km\, 58 min trail with Ballbag’s deciding to add more adventure to his evening by firstly losing his head torch\, which he then “found” …on his head\, that then ran out of battery charge 100 metres into the bush. Despite being effectively blind on trail his sixth sense for toad killing kicked in with a direct hit proving cane toads are no match for walking canes. In the circle Baaah Sinister scored the run a 6.9 claiming the runners had been f$cked and the walkers report went on so long we could only assume a 6.9 was also scored. The usual spiteful and vindictive charges followed but not before WTFAI (hare) christened his “new” running shoes with ice cold Tun Mid.. Well done to the hare for another great night of hash and the Lasagna nosh. Special mention to Cum SOC (proxy GM) for demonstrating what real leadership should look like and Eno F&ck All (proxy Sergeant) for running the circle. Next week we do it all again with Ballbags and his LXXXVII birthday run.
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