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SUMMARY:#309: La Caca’s la brousse une soiree
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Covid-309.mp4 \nWell\, only Gods know how the f#ck we all managed to make it to the start location with 69 Whats App polls issued pre-run all of which contradickted each other but despite the utter confusion somehow\, we all made it to Matilda Road on time for the 6.30pm run (baaah the sergeant) despite Ballbag’s unfortunate detour to Brisbane on root. \nOnce on trail we were treated to a well-marked 4.95km / 59min 10sec run which included virgin bush\, the skinniest log of doom ever\, giant death cap mushrooms and Bambi (x 2) resulting in a 9.6 being awarded by the GM. Clearly Fresh Meat was letting the power of his position go to his head in a last desperate effort to try exert some influence over the kennel but Derro Licked my Balls saw right through his efforts pulling the old “no piss stop” card resulting in a 6.9 being recorded. In a surprising twist the same score was awarded for the walk by ArseNic despite re-connecting with our favourite sovereign citizen (Darren) who once he recognised his old mate Ballbag’s\, downed his weapon and grabbed his car keys assuming the walkers needed an emergency lift back to Tom Rose. \nIf only the runners were so lucky as it turns out either Pepe doesn’t know how to drive\, is colour blind or just thinks it’s safer to run red lights in Nerang at night but suffice to say the aroma of caca cumming from the passengers in his car was noticeable. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges then followed with the SKOL-A-RAMA 3000 put to good use for the heinous crime of forgetting drinking vessels and Pepe’s reward for setting a 6.9 run was a suck on the cock …..funnel. \nThe evening wrapped with Pepe on the BBQ. As it turns out there are more important things than onions and brown bread (who knew) resulting in a coup d’etat with Eno F&ck All being confirmed in his new role. \nWell\, done to the hare (Pepe) for a great effort putting on another epic night of hash. Next week it’s the Annual General Piss Up (AGPU) where we prove once and for all we are a drinking club with a problem.
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LOCATION:Matilda Road\, Gaven\, 29 Matilda Rd\, Gaven\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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