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SUMMARY:#280: Covid Re-Hash Golf Championship
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/280-covid-re-hash-golf-championship/
LOCATION:Emerald Lakes Golf Club\, 3 Alabaster Dr\, Carrara\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250620T183000
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CREATED:20250624T000532Z
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SUMMARY:#269: Poke-Her Tournament
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/269-poke-her-tournament/
LOCATION:Cleland Crescent\, 14 Cleland Crescent\, \, Broadbeach Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250603T183000
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SUMMARY:#266: A Racket with BallBags
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/266-a-racket-with-ballbags/
LOCATION:Miami Tennis Club\, 26 Courtside Dr\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250401T180000
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SUMMARY:#257: AGPU
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/257-agpu/
LOCATION:Eileen Peters Park\, 5 The Esplanade\, Surfers Paradise
CATEGORIES:Activity
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SUMMARY:#230: Tennis Ballbags
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/230-tennis/
LOCATION:GCS Tennis Club\, 24 Pizzey Drive\, Mermaid Waters\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20240709T183000
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SUMMARY:#220: Drag Queen Trivia
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/22-drag-queen-trivia/
LOCATION:Fat Freddy’s\, 50 Surf Parade\, Broadbeach\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20240420T200000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20240422T004940Z
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SUMMARY:#208: AGPU 2024
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/agpu-main-beach/
LOCATION:Norfolk on Main\, 3653 Main Beach Parade\, Main Beach\, Queensland\, 4217\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20240402T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20240402T183000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20240422T004547Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20240422T005046Z
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SUMMARY:#205: Drag Queen Trivia
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/205-drag-queen-trivia/
LOCATION:Fat Freddy’s\, 50 Surf Parade\, Broadbeach\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20240109T190000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20240109T190000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20240111T231103Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20240111T231103Z
UID:4093-1704826800-1704826800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#193: Fat Freddy's Trivia
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/193-fat-freddys-trivia/
LOCATION:Fat Freddy’s\, 50 Surf Parade\, Broadbeach\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20231219T180000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20231219T180000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20231219T012349Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20231219T012349Z
UID:4089-1703008800-1703008800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Run #192: Christmas Sprint (fast walk) - Quest for the Towers of Beer
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-192-christmas-sprint-fast-walk-quest-for-the-towers-of-beer/
LOCATION:Diamond Beach Resort\, 10-16 Alexandra Ave\, Mermaid Beach\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity,Runs
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20231212T170000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20231212T170000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20231211T062322Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20231213T021749Z
UID:4061-1702400400-1702400400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Run #191: Christmas Pub Crawl Run Recon & Quiz
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/191-christmas-pub-crawl-run-recon-quiz/
LOCATION:Broadbeach Bowls Club\, 169 Surf Parade\, Broadbeach\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity,Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20231205T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20231205T183000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20231205T014221Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20231205T014221Z
UID:4059-1701801000-1701801000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Run #190: Drag Queen Trivia
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-190-drag-queen-trivia/
LOCATION:Fat Freddy’s\, 50 Surf Parade\, Broadbeach\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20231010T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20231010T190000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20231023T075225Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20231023T075925Z
UID:3999-1696962600-1696964400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Run #182: Drag Queen Bingo
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-182-drag-queen-bingo/
LOCATION:Fat Freddy’s\, 50 Surf Parade\, Broadbeach\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20230926T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20230926T183000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20230924T232833Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20230927T000421Z
UID:3970-1695753000-1695753000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Run #180: Drag Queen Bingo
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-180/
LOCATION:Fat Freddy’s\, 50 Surf Parade\, Broadbeach\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20230829T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20230829T183000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20230827T230722Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20230827T230722Z
UID:3919-1693333800-1693333800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Run #176: Enos F*ck All
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-176-enos-fck-all/
LOCATION:Diamond Beach Resort\, 10-16 Alexandra Ave\, Mermaid Beach\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20230808T170000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20230808T170000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20230803T015738Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20230808T002451Z
UID:3904-1691514000-1691514000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Run #173: Arsenic's Non Bux
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-173-arsenics-non-bux/
LOCATION:Diamond Beach Resort\, 10-16 Alexandra Ave\, Mermaid Beach\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20230725T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20230725T183000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20230720T045826Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20230720T045826Z
UID:3899-1690309800-1690309800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Run #171: Fast Fours Tennis
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-171-fast-fours-tennis/
LOCATION:GCS Tennis Club\, 24 Pizzey Drive\, Mermaid Waters\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20230425T140000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20230425T140000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20230419T004802Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20230423T232240Z
UID:3695-1682431200-1682431200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Run #158: Anzac Day
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-158-anzac-day/
LOCATION:Broadbeach Bowls Club\, 169 Surf Parade\, Broadbeach\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20230317T140000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20230317T170000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20230308T015741Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20230308T015803Z
UID:3590-1679061600-1679072400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Giddy Up St Paddy's Covid Re-Hash AGPU
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/giddy-up-st-paddys-covid-re-hash-agpu/
LOCATION:Diamond Beach Resort\, 10-16 Alexandra Ave\, Mermaid Beach\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20230217T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20230217T183000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20230214T023148Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20230219T232423Z
UID:3508-1676658600-1676658600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#147 Texas Hold'em Poker Night
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/147-texas-holdem-poker-night/
LOCATION:Cleland Crescent\, 14 Cleland Crescent\, \, Broadbeach Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220712T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220712T183000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20220713T074821Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220713T074821Z
UID:2535-1657650600-1657650600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run #119 - Wet Indian
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-119-wet-indian/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
GEO:-27.9826858;153.3240657
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220705T180000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220705T180000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20220629T050827Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220706T090417Z
UID:2527-1657044000-1657044000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run #118: Steak Run
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-118-steak-run/
LOCATION:Mermaid Park\, 2511 Gold Coast Hwy\, Mermaid Beach\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity,Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220418T173000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220418T173000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20220413T053020Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220419T002813Z
UID:2390-1650303000-1650303000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid #107: 2022 Easter Beer Hunt!
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-107-2022-easter-beer-hunt/
LOCATION:Park Behind Broadbeach SLSC\, Opposite 106 Chelsea Road\, Broadbeach\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220329T181500
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220329T181500
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20220329T000933Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220329T000933Z
UID:2339-1648577700-1648577700@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid #104: The Fooking AGPU
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-104-the-fooking-agpu/
LOCATION:Caught ‘n Cooked Fish & Chips Broadbeach\, Broadbeach Mall (Next to Envy)\, Broadbeach\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20211214T181500
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20211214T181500
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20211208T063957Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20211208T063957Z
UID:2115-1639505700-1639505700@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid HHH 2021 Pub Golf Pro-Am Challenge
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-hhh-2021-pub-golf-pro-am-challenge/
LOCATION:Hideaway Kitchen & Bar\, 2657 Gold Coast Highway\, Broadbeach\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20211207T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20211207T183000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20211201T210533Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220206T230930Z
UID:2110-1638901800-1638901800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid #88 - Fast Fours Tennis
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-88-fast-fours-tennis/
LOCATION:GCS Tennis Club\, 24 Pizzey Drive\, Mermaid Waters\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20211123T180000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20211123T180000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20211121T220856Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20211124T215216Z
UID:2033-1637690400-1637690400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid #86: Bograt's 40th Trivia Night
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-86-bograts-40th-trivia-night/
LOCATION:Bine Bar & Dining\, 1/28 Chairlift Avenue\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20211109T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20211109T183000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20211107T210428Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20211110T093204Z
UID:2004-1636482600-1636482600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid #84 - Poker in the Park
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-84-poker-in-the-park/
LOCATION:Gold Coast Sport Fishing Pavilion\, Broadwater Parklands\, Southport\, QLD\, 4215\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210907T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210907T183000
DTSTAMP:20260629T185217
CREATED:20210726T220022Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210929T004205Z
UID:1738-1631039400-1631039400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid 75: Fast 4 Tennis
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\n\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\n\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\n\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\n\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\n\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-75-fast-4-tennis/
LOCATION:GCS Tennis Club\, 24 Pizzey Drive\, Mermaid Waters\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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