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SUMMARY:Covid Run #79
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-79/
LOCATION:Nerang Velodrome\, 8 Home Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210928T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210928T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
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LAST-MODIFIED:20210928T235254Z
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SUMMARY:Covid Run #78: Derrolicked's Bush Bash
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-78-derrolicks-birthday-bush-bash/
LOCATION:Samuel Drive Park\, Across from 8 Samuel Drive\, Tallebudgera\, QLD\, 4228\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:Covid Run #77 - GCH3 #2269 - Botcho's Birthday Bash
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-76-gch3-2269-botchos-birthday-bash/
LOCATION:Lions Park Helensvale\, 1a Discovery Drive\, Helensvale\, QLD\, 4212\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Gourmet Hash
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210914T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210914T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210908T034514Z
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SUMMARY:Covid Run 76: Mexican Independence Day
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-76/
LOCATION:Hinterland Regional Park public toilet\, Hardys Rd & Bertana Drive\, Mudgeeraba\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210907T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210907T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210726T220022Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210929T004205Z
UID:1738-1631039400-1631039400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid 75: Fast 4 Tennis
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-75-fast-4-tennis/
LOCATION:GCS Tennis Club\, 24 Pizzey Drive\, Mermaid Waters\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210830T180000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210830T180000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210824T055651Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210830T224022Z
UID:1819-1630346400-1630346400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run 74 – Gourmet Run 2265
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Covid-Run-74.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-74-gourmet-run-2265/
LOCATION:Bent Banana’s\, 24 Maryland Ave\, Carrara\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Gourmet Hash
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210823T180000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210823T180000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210819T003526Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210830T223930Z
UID:1804-1629741600-1629741600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run 73 - Gourmet Run 2265
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Covid-Run-73.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-73-gourmet-run-2265/
LOCATION:Glossy Black Reserve – Golden Grove Boulevarde\, Oppisite 1 Skywatch Ct\, Ready Creek\, QLD\, 4227
CATEGORIES:Gourmet Hash
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210817T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210817T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210809T203604Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210830T223822Z
UID:1772-1629225000-1629225000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run 72
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Covid-Run-72.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-72/
LOCATION:Chip In Place\, 26 Chip In Place\, Helensvale\, Queensland\, 4212\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210810T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210810T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210726T215749Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210811T044110Z
UID:1736-1628620200-1628620200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run 71
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Covid-Run-71.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-71/
LOCATION:Coombabah Lakelands Conservation Area\, Rain Tree Glenn\, Coombabah\, QLD\, 4216\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210726T180000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210726T180000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210721T002231Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210811T044237Z
UID:1699-1627322400-1627322400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run 70 - Gourmet Run 2264
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Run-70.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-70/
LOCATION:Lions Park Mudgeeraba\, Mudgeeraba Roaad\, Mudgeeraba\, Queensland\, 4213\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Gourmet Hash
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210720T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210720T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210715T070756Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210715T072126Z
UID:1635-1626805800-1626805800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run: The ReHash
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-the-rehash/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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BEGIN:VEVENT
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DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210712T210000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210715T070424Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210715T070634Z
UID:1631-1626069600-1626123600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:COVID Run 68
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-68/
LOCATION:West Burleigh Park South\, 200 W Burleigh Rd\, Burleigh Heads\, Queensland\, 4220\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Gourmet Hash
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210705T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210705T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210629T233632Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210705T234617Z
UID:1468-1625509800-1625509800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run LXVII
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/CovidRun-LXVII.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-lxvii/
LOCATION:Lower Beechmont Conservation Area- Bellis Road section\, Beliss Road\, Clagiraba\, Queensland\, 4211
CATEGORIES:Runs
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210628T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210628T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210629T233441Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210701T010055Z
UID:1466-1624905000-1624905000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run LXVI
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Covid-LXVI.mp4COVID LXVI
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-lxvi/
LOCATION:Coombabah Lakelands Conservation Area\, Rain Tree Glenn\, Coombabah\, QLD\, 4216\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210621T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210621T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210615T075043Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210622T014322Z
UID:1447-1624300200-1624300200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run LXV
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Covid-LXV.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-lxv/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
GEO:-27.9826858;153.3240657
X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Tom Rose Park 69 Wandin Street Nerang Queensland 4211 Australia;X-APPLE-RADIUS=500;X-TITLE=69 Wandin Street:geo:153.3240657,-27.9826858
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210614T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210614T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210608T015235Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210615T000934Z
UID:1409-1623695400-1623695400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run LXIV
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Run-LXIV.mp4\n			\n		https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/PussyGrabber-Web.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-lxiv/
LOCATION:Nerang Velodrome\, 8 Home Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210607T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210607T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210526T042002Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210608T004501Z
UID:1318-1623090600-1623090600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:COVID Run LXIII
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Run-LXIII.mp4https://youtu.be/OF13GOYydsYhttps://youtu.be/e8k33uCa3Mo
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-lxiii/
LOCATION:Tchoobey Reserve\, David Fleay Wildlife Park Loman Lane\, Burleigh Heads\, QLD\, 4220\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210531T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210531T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210525T212229Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210616T005504Z
UID:1303-1622485800-1622485800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:COVID Run LXII
DESCRIPTION:COVID Run LXII; THE NIGHT OF THE GREAT PRAM TOSS_Redacted
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-lxii/
LOCATION:Abby Ridge Rd Park\, 9 Abby Ridge Road\, Reedy Creek\, QLD\, 4227\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210524T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210524T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210520T060530Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210531T235859Z
UID:1204-1621881000-1621881000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:COVID Run LXI
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/LXI.mp4\n			\n		COVID Run LXI; Trash
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-lxi/
LOCATION:Little Clagiraba Reserve\, 188 Clagiraba Rd\, Mount Nathan\, QLD\, 4211
CATEGORIES:Runs
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210517T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210517T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210514T062833Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210525T212415Z
UID:1195-1621276200-1621276200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run LX - FOBB
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/runLX.mp4\n\n\nView Video\n\nCOVID Run LX; Trash
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-lx-fobb/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210510T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210510T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210504T225248Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210510T231332Z
UID:1169-1620671400-1620671400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:COVID Run LIX
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Run-LIX.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-lix/
LOCATION:Glossy Black Reserve\, 132 Barden Ridge Rd\, Reedy Creek\, QLD\, 4227\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
GEO:-28.1206022;153.4046732
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210503T170000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210503T170000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210430T225409Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210501T013723Z
UID:1148-1620061200-1620061200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:COVID LVIII
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-lviii/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
GEO:-27.9826858;153.3240657
X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Tom Rose Park 69 Wandin Street Nerang Queensland 4211 Australia;X-APPLE-RADIUS=500;X-TITLE=69 Wandin Street:geo:153.3240657,-27.9826858
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210426T170000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210426T170000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210420T045809Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210510T215546Z
UID:1128-1619456400-1619456400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:COVID Run LVII
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Run-LVII.mp4COVID Run LVII; ANZAC Day Trashhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqTammNFVYA
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-lvii/
LOCATION:Davenport Park\, 16 Parkmeadows Court\, Bonogin\, QLD\, 4213\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210419T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210419T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210416T005912Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210525T212420Z
UID:1098-1618857000-1618857000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run LVI
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/RunLVI.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-lvi/
LOCATION:Brookfield Court Reserve\, 31 Brookfield Court\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210412T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210412T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210411T113757Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210420T010034Z
UID:1090-1618252200-1618252200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:COVID LV
DESCRIPTION:COVID Run LV - Trash
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-lv/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
GEO:-27.9826858;153.3240657
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END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210405T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210405T183000
DTSTAMP:20260422T013158
CREATED:20210403T235822Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210408T044802Z
UID:1072-1617647400-1617647400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:COVID LIV
DESCRIPTION:COVID HHH – Trash\nRUN LIV – 197 Crane Cres\, NERANG 05 April 21\nHare: BallPoint\nAbout an hour before the 6.30pm kick-off\, the hare received a phone call from CumSmoke: “Hey mate\, I really enjoyed my bush walk to the piss stop last week so I’ve decided to ease my way back into this running caper… So could you set a little 2 km loop for me…..the flatter the better mate…Cheers.” \nThe rain was still bucketing down when Y2Ky Jelly rallied the hardy bunch of 12 before the start; “It’s wet and it’s slippery which is how we luv bush\, but it’s also likely to be dangerous so let’s stick tight…and bang away together…”\nThe in-trail was up a steep fire track which immediately put paid to an early casualty: “Fuck this for a joke” said the heavily puffing CumSmoke\, “pre-season training at the Tiges was easier than this gig\, I’ll see you all back at the eski fellas.” GoodHead\, a returnee visitor from the Champagne Hash took pity on ole Smokey and decided to hold his hand back down the slippery slope. \nFirst check was easily negotiated with another Champers hasher returnee Safe Sex finding the ‘on’ and calling the pack behind her behind. Although the trail was now flatter\, it was also a lot more narrow and any slip up would mean curtains down the black abyss below. Bograt found the next ‘on’ and the next 2 kms was lovely bush running on what seemed\, at times\, to be a swamp. It was about then that the ever-thoughtful Brownie Boxxx turned back to look for the left-behind BallBag. Check 3 was a four -way go and Pepe Le Spew dared to head down the steep embankment hitting pay dirt. “On On” he called before immediately landing on his arse and sliding down the treacherous\, muddy slope. He would use his arse as a slide a coupla more times before reaching the bottom of the valley where a raging torrent awaited. “Ferk” he said\, “I can’t ferkin’ swim that good…” The torrent needed to be crossed numerous times before the trail finally snaked out of the valley. Designed as a lollipop\, the run’s out-trail was a replica of its in-trail and the pack finally emerged out of the sodden darkness in 1.39mins\, having completed 6.85kms. \nHaving towelled down\, the exhausted hashers then headed to COVID HHH headquarters i.e. the Tom Rose Park lean-to for the Circle and general Hash shenanigans. Sex with a rubber ‘on’ was over-the -moon happy: “Finally\, I’ve found a real Hash she said with a glint in her eye\, this is like being back home at Songkhlah Hash on the Thai / Malaysian border…..” Pepe Le Spew was less forgiving: “What the ferk are you trying to do BallPoint\, ferkin’ kill us?”\nGM-for-the-last-time (thank fuck!) BallBag called for order and welcomed guests GoodHead Job and Safe Sex is best with a Frenchie\, with a down-down and a song. Hare BallPoint was next called in and Bograt reported: “I’m a cow-cockie’s son from out West\, where a drop of rain is treasured like nothing else. I probably luv rain more than I luv beer so I hope it never fucking stop raining. To run around the bush in driving rain is manna from heaven\, so I’m very grateful to the hare for laying this trail for us. It was well marked\, checks were good\, plenty of shiggy and we had the bonus pleasure of seeing Pepe on his arse for part of the way. Great run…. a well-deserved 9.2.” \nSergeant-for-the-last-time (thank fuck!) Y2Ky Jelly called for charges and they came thick and fast including Brownie Boxxx for being a piker and turning back to “look for BallBag” when the rain got too heavy. CumSmoke was charged (Baaah Sinister) for being a softcock and GoodHead was charged for appeasing him. BallPoint was charged (Brownie) for being pedantic about the spelling of his hash handle i.e BallPoint with a capital B & P but misspelling his i.e brownie boxxx without capitals. BallPoint and Jelly were charged (CumSmoke) for being arrogant BMW drivers whilst Pepe Le Spew was charged (Bograt) for shortcutting on his arse and being unwilling to use his legs. Baaah Sinister was charged for losing his way when laying a charge and Safe ‘not without the banana burka’ Sex was charged for being ungrateful and complaining that her COVID gift i.e her new favourite sex toy\, lacked a coupla big balls hangin’ off it; “for I’m a ballsy kinda girl don’t yuh know…” she said seriously. \nGM BallBag finally brought the Circle shenanigans to an end: “Today is indeed an important fucking occasion for the COVID Hash in that a new mismanagement takes over from the 3 clowns who done it last year. I’ve had a bloody good time as the COVID’s inaugural GM but time has cum to pass the baton on to someone who I consider will diligently uphold COVID virtues and Hash traditions…. So\, without further ado\, I’m handing over to BallPoint.\nA visibly moved and surprised BallPoint accepted the baton…and a down-down to kick things off. \nGM BallPoint paid tribute to BallBag calling him the greatest GM in COVID history and then proceeded to appoint his Mismanagement team for the cummin’ year: “Thank you BallBag for looking after the COVID Hash in your unassuming\, effective manner. You’re an absolute inspiration to us young blokes…. I and this Mismanagement will endeavour to build on the strong foundation you laid over the past year… The COVID Hash has already built a reputation for great bush hashing and no-holds barred Circle shenanigans. This is why I’m delighted to announce the very experienced Brownie Boxxx as the next Sergeant. Y2Ky Jelly is the new Religious Adviser (RA) and Bograt is the Hash Monk. CumSmoke will be our new On-Sec as well as being the new Hare Raiser. ArseNic is the COVID bean counter i.e HashCash as well as our Con Ductor and Derrolicked MyBalls retains his favourite gig\, Web Wanker. Design guru extraordinaire\, Baaaah Sinister\, takes over as our new HaberDasher. In closing\, I strongly believe that with this team of abject reprobates the COVID Hash’s ill repute is in very good hands. On\, On you bastards…..” \nNewly crowned Sergeant then charged GM BallPoint for being too fat and not fitting in his hand-me-down GM jacket.\nGM BallPoint closed the Circle: “Congratulations to the Mismanagement\, thank ewes all for cummin’\, and now ewes can all fuck off. On\, On!” \nHeavy drinking ensued.\nOnOn\,\nCOVID correspondent\n“hash FREE & live”
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-liv/
LOCATION:Crane Crescent\, Nerang\, 224-254 Crane Cres\, Nerange\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:Sickie Day 2021 "The Great Escape"
DESCRIPTION:https://www.covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/Covid%20Run%20LIII-Web.mp4 \nCOVID HHH\nSICKIE DAY 2021 NERANG FOREST\nAfter weeks of torrential rains\, the Hash gods had a sudden change of heart and delivered a cracking Autumn night for the COVID HHH’s inaugural Sickie Day celebration. A magnificent full moon hovered just above the forest canopy creating the perfect hash setting…… perfect? Not if you happened to be Spoof or Miscarriage or David or Reece who were all caught out by Qld Premier Palace Chook’s insatiable penchant for lockdowns\, bans and curfews… An inconsolable Miscarriage called: “I wanna cum mate\, but I couldn’t live with meself if I COVID-killed some poor old bastard….” He said holding back tears. To which I replied: “There’s no old bastards on the COVID Carriage so get your arse over here….” but his mind was already made up. \nTo the ripping rifts of Guns & Roses ‘Welcome to the Jungle’\, the pack gathered around GM BallBag who welcomed everyone and in particular those from surrounding Gold Coast kennels. Hares BallPoint & Bograt finalised their run briefing thus: “We’ve laid a shitload of trail so there’s no fucking way you can get lost in there. In any case\, Boggy will be sweeping so you’ll all get Home safely…ON\, ON!” The eager pack quickly dissolved into Nerang’s most notorious forest. \nVerbal Diarrhea\, Good Head\, Exelpet and Brownie Boxxx were first to emerge out of the darkness to the piss stop where diplomat Botcho and BallPoint handed out cold beers whilst CumSmoke busied hisself pouring bubbles. GM BallBag\, FullerShit\, Hitchhiker & Aussie soon followed and things really started to banter up…. The walkers were on their 3rd drink when the charging cavalry finally erupted out of the shadows. A battered Brewtus looked worse for wear: “I haven’t fucking hashed properly for about 6 months and it shows…. I’m fucking rooted …. Where’s that fucking beer?” New boot Chugga echoed the sentiments: “I’m gunna be sore for a week BallPoint\, that was bloody murder….?” Pepe Le Spew was beside hisself: “I ferkin’ found every ferkin’ on-back… If that’s 5kms then I ferkin’ did at least 8.5kms…….” A most cool\, relaxed-looking Safe Sex was more flattering in her comments: “I thought it was a wonderful run\, just like those I grew up with in the jungles of Thailand and Malaysia…. I’m old fashion\, so bush will always my preference”. CumSmoke mentioned in passing that the COVID HHH is exclusively a bush running Hash which adheres to the mantra that ‘too much bush is barely enough’. “In that case I’d luv to cum again” cooed Condom Sex. \nThe lively hash camaraderie was suddenly shattered when GoodHead received the phone call; “It’s my friend Call Girl\, she’s lost in the bush BallPoint” handing over the phone. A mighty pissed-off Pisto was overheard saying: “We’re fuckin’ lost BallPoint…. LegsAkimbo\, Call Girl and me ‘ave been going round and round for hours and we can’t find the ‘on’ trail. \nGet your arse here and get us out….. like fuckin’ yesterday! \nPepe Le Spew & Brownie Boxxx joined sweep Bograt in the rescue mission whilst the runners headed off to complete another 2.5 kms; the rest\, including Brewtus and ArseNic\, walked ‘home’. It would be another 45 mins before all hashers were back under the Tom Rose Park shed. \nGM BallBag called the rabble to order and invited visiting GMs / proxies for a down including Verbal Diarrhea (Thirsty Thursday H3)\, HitchHiker (Mixed Hash) and Brewtus (GH3). Sergeant Y2Ky Jelly called out the hares to widespread booh hissing and calls of “ice the bastards”. Brewtus was asked to report on the run: “It was a fucking great run\, fantastic site\, well marked trail\, challenging checks\, plenty of on-backs to keep FRBs like Le Spew under control and the pack together. I don’t get how them other 3 got lost…. Big thumbs up from me and a score of 8.7. Colonel Klink\, aka Brownie Boxxx (incl’ Nazi salute)\, commented on the walk\, describing it as “the biggest pile of shyte imaginable… it started well enough but that fucking check where them runners went one way and walkers went the other was fucking bollocks. The ‘W’ for walkers was far too small for anyone to see as was the ‘R’ on that stump behind the big fucking tree. How anyone managed to find trail is a bloody miracle…. 5 is the best I could give this crap! \nCOVID HHH being a men-only Hash\, all female participants were then called in to the Circle for a special presentation of strap-ons “to look more like us”. Except for Call Girl\, who preferred wearing hers side saddle\, the dangling appendages looked as ‘pumped’ as the women fiddling with them. \nBrewtus\, Marathon Man and Miscarriage (absent\, see above) were called in the Circle and given their official COVID HHH number. Whilst on their knees to receive the official beer blessing\, LegsAkimbo attempted to stuff her phallus down Marathon’s throat: “now you know what it feels like….not much fun is it?” she said to great cheers from her companions. \nSergeant Jelly called for charges from the run and they came thick and fast; hares BallPoint and Bograt were hammered for 1. getting people lost\, 2. crap sweeping\, 3. too much / not enough trail flour\, 4. too many on-backs\, 5. too much shiggy 6. moon being too full etc\, etc. Dozens of charges followed\, too many to record\, including CumSmoke\, Baaaaah Sinister and Dragon BallsUp on the Skol-o-rama for pillowing the previous week and staying home due to monsoonal rains. \nCircle shenanigans were briefly interrupted whilst dinner (a delightful chicken Korma) was served… \nOn resuming\, all official COVID HHH hashers including BallBag\, BallPoint\, Y2Ky Jelly\, Spoof (absent)\, Derro Licked MyBalls\, ArseNic\, Bograt\, Pepe Le Spew\, CumSmoke\, Dr Oxycodone (absent)\, Dragon BallsUp\, Baaaah Sinister\, Botcho\, Bent Banana (absent)\, Exelpet\, Brownie Boxxx\, Brewtus\, Miscarriage (absent) and Marathon Man were honoured with a COVID  Certificate and a medal. On reaching 50 runs\, Y2Ky Jelly and BallPoint were further recognised with a COVID ‘L’ patch. \nAnd so\, we cum to the night’s awards\, where excellence in COVID hashing was officially recognised. Y2Ky Jelly presented the ‘Karen Pini’ Bushiest (Best) ROTY (run of the year): “There were many worthy recipients” he lied “including Run LI\, Baaah Sinister’s effort in the Nerang forest\, Run XXXVIII (hare BallPoint) in the pissing rain and Run XXVI\, Botcho’s Molendinar tunnel run……but the winner of the inaugural ‘Karen Pini’ was Run XX at Bonogin\, where bush bashing was the order of the night\, tough virgin bush…Plenty of claret was spilled en route with hashers negotiating barbed wire and spikes. The police turned up during the Circle as well as the fire brigade with a big hose to extinguish our fire. But that wasn’t the end of it…blokes woke up the next day feeling crook with bush ticks sucking at their flesh; some even needed medical attention to have the little bastards surgically removed. It was a great run…the Hare was……….. ArseNic”. \nGM BallBag presented the coveted COVIDIOT of the Year award; “this bloke was Hare to 31 out of 53 runs\, most of which were fuck-ups (getting people lost\, runs too fucking dangerous or long etc)\, he often burnt the snags on the barbie and his organisational skills are a joke. He was the biggest Hash dud in the last year……BallPoint is the COVIDIOT of the Year”. GM BallBag closed the Circle: “Thank youse all for cummin’\, I hope youse enjoyed it\, and now youse can all fuck off. On\, On!” \nDuring the heavy drinking session that ensued\, Safe Sex\, yes please\, but whack a franger on it first was overheard saying: ”Now that I’ve got one of these between my legs\, can I cum more often?” To which co-founder Jelly replied: ”Take it from me Sexy\, the COVID HHH would luv to see you cum anytime … strap-on or no strap-on.” \nOnOn\, \nCOVID correspondent
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/sickie-day-2021/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:COVID LII
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Covid-Run-XLII.mp4 \nStarting from the Lawnhill Drive entry point the diminished pack of the GM\, DerroLicked MyBalls\, Bog Rat\, Arsenic and Y2k gathered in the deluge.  It was pissing down!  We were wet through before we’d gone 100m. Trail led into the forest and it was great weather for Cane Toad Footy.  The bastards were everywhere and soon flying through the air as they were ceremoniously booted at every opportunity.  It was slow going in the rain as the toads were picked or kicked into oblivion.   The wet conditions were great\, Arsenic with gusto swang his leg at a toad\, slipped and went arse-up and down with a splash.  He soon got up somewhat muddy\, we pissed ourselves.  As we continued skywards the toads thinned and the pace picked up.  The run circled around trails small and large a couple of impromptu halts were called to wait for the GM .  The rain came down harder but surprisingly the flour marking held up well in the wet\, Ballpoint doing a good job.  Heavier rain\, slick underfoot\, rivers to ford and more halts for Ballbags made slow going as the trail rounded for home.  Out we popped on the fire trail adjacent to normal track to Tom Rose.  The not quite so cunning Hare had set Trail down the creek expecting us to have to swim across the torrent only to find the on-back.  You have to get up earlier than that Ballpoint to fool experienced Hashmen\, but it nearly worked on Boggy!  A gentle trot through more creeks back to the start with more toads being punted we came in 95 minutes and 5.8km later. \nBack to Tom Rose HQ for the on-afters.  Covid songbook was perused by all present\, the anthem sung and recorded for the Walmington-On-Sea\, and much discussion of general shit undertaken.  Absentees noted.  All got charges\, Ballpoint was given a score\, it was quite high\, based on nothing in particular!  Derro Lick My Balls gave himself the Covidiot claiming he didn’t deserve it last week.  BBQ snags and onions\, yum! 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-lii/
LOCATION:Lawnhill Drive Park\, 29 Lawnhill Dve\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:COVID LI
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-li/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:COVID L
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-l/
LOCATION:Matilda Road\, Gaven\, 29 Matilda Rd\, Gaven\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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