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SUMMARY:#274: Christmas in July
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Covid-274.mp4 \nWe ran (6.48km / 1hr 12min)\, we walked (4.48km / 3 days 2 hrs 8 min)\, we ate (Turkey surprise)\, we drank (Tun Mid)…..and then some real dodgy half naked dude cruised in ….claiming to be Santa and forced us to sit on his knee as he handed out presents ……..WTF. \nFortunately\, I could only hear what happened next as I went totally blind as soon as I saw Santa’s get up or maybe it was a result of deliberately spraying stripper glitter in my eyes\, I’ll never really know\, but the photos speak for themself. \nTo wrap up the festivities Y2KY Jelly “baked” a cake on the birthday boys (WTFAI) head as we celebrated his 69 + 1 (we all agreed an actual cake would have been really good idea….) and then spent the rest of the evening around the roaring bonfire that somehow we managed to put out despite the immense heat it was generating. \nNext week we do it all again with Cum SOC guiding us around the bushier bits of Burleigh as we celebrate the life of Ozzy Osbourne (probably without the live bat eating but get a Covid booster just in case) with the Prince of Darkness memorial run. Uber have been notified and will be on stand-by.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/274-christmas-in-july/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#273: Bastille Day Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Covid-273.mp4 \nSacre bleu. Who would have thought after all this time we find out the hare (Pepe Le Spew) is not only French but also a chef……incroyable!! \nIn a Bastille Day celebration that would put most of France to shame our very own Ratatouille feasted us on artisan bread\, bleu cheese and some French Stew concoction that was tres bien all washed down with a couple of bottles of…….Australie-Meridionale rouge but not before an epic 7.66km (57min) run and walk that took us to all parts of Surfers\, Bundall and beyond including a cheeky little car park hill and a Buck me Gently Cowboys piss stop.   \nBack in the circle James\, Peter or was it Paul scored the walk a 6.9 and in a surprising twist so did the GM for the run followed by the usual spiteful and vindicative charges. \nCongratulations to Spider Man for winning the sought after raffle prize. He has assured us the Butt Plug will be well used but to be fair considering where most of the raffle prizes are sourced I’d give it a good clean first.   \nThe night concluded with the unanimous decision by the committee to immediately create a new job……Chef de Hash to the obvious delight of Pepe. \nWell done to the hare for putting in a big effort and for hosting another amazing night of hash. Next week we do it all again from Tom Rose Park with all round top bloke Baaaaaaah Sinister guiding us around even more virgin bush as we celebrate Christmas in July.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/273-bastille-day-run/
LOCATION:Eileen Peters Park\, Esplanade\, Surfers Paradise QLD\, 5 The Espalanade\, Surfers Paradise\, Queensland\, 4217\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#272: Tanabata Japanese star festival run
DESCRIPTION:It took a few false starts\, and plenty of attempts at withdrawing late\, but after some arm twisting\, Eno\, the hare put on a cracker. \nApparently there was a walk set\, and we were told they did it in reverse and back to front\, but there were plenty of doubters to the legitimacy of the claims. The run on the other hand\, with many thanks to the ex proxy GM of the mixed hash\, was already laid for us with their particular rat cunting and stylish flair\, what more could we ask for. \nWhat better way to celebrate Tanabata than with some Japanese(maybe Irish) black beer at the perfectly timed piss stop\, the walkers arrived 30seconds before the runners\, but weren’t generous enough to shout them.After downing some refreshments and much talk about the potential for tits on the run\, we begin the long arduous journey home. \nThe walkers kept a brisk pace\, mainly to keep out of earshot of the dribble coming from the hare\, of course\, about tits on the run. \nThe runners however\, jetted up 2 floors into the mall searching for said tits. After hours of searching\, the best they could find was the cashier at liqourland as Derro filled his trolley with bevy’s. The escape from the labyrinth that is Robina town centre lead us finally past the much talked about tits on the run to the delight of Derro and Pepe. Derro’s hands were so sticky after the encounter\, that he couldn’t let the trolley go and ended up bringing it to the on afters. Fortunately for Pepe\, there was room for his French behind at the front end and hitched a ride to the finish. \nEno fired up the bbq\, and must surely have a sore wrist this morning (or maybe he’s used to it)\, as he turned those snags like a well oiled machine stuck in turbo mode. \nCircled was called\, with plenty of merciless charges enthralling the herd. A couple of returning runners copped their whack of aged tun light\, much to their disgust. Our ex GM must have been waiting for 8 more waters before he started drinking\, as the man flu reared its ugly head. \nSafe to say\, a great night was had by those who attended. I’m sure they would agree this could be Enos best run ever. \nWell done Hare. \nBrush up on your French accents and pull the blue cheese out from under your foreskins as Pepe Le Spew shows us how to celebrate Bastille day. \nOn on to Surfers paradise next Tuesday.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/272-e-no-tits-on-the-run/
LOCATION:Robina City Parklands\, Satadium Drive\,\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#271: Canadia Day
DESCRIPTION:This week we are celebrating CANADA DAY July 1st. Soon to be moved to July 4th to be part of US Independence Day.\nRun will be from Tom Rose Park. Bring your eat’n sticks for some good ol’ Canuck food.\nSorry\, Beavers are out of season at the moment!!
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/271-canadia-day/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#270: Winter Solstice Run
DESCRIPTION:The innovation at this hash has no bounds…..\nSure it was an awesome run (8.5km) and walk (4.5km) over 1hr 45min and as advertised with a real sloppy back end but it’s the extra effort this hare (Arsenic) went to that will live long in the memory.\nTo organise a quality piss stop with a show……well that’s next level. Special thanks to the SES for demonstrating how they will rescue us when one of us finally comes a cropper in the bush ……I just hope we do better than their “patient”.\nThank God we took the time to catch the SES show as we made it to the on in just in time to save Ballbag’s from doing a second lap of the walkers trail….\nBack in the circle both the run and walks scored a 7 until we realised this would make it the ROTY so an appropriate discount was applied resulting in a 6.9 being recorded followed by the usual spiteful and vindictive charges.\nTo round off the night a rather tasty degenerative rice and sausage inspired paella was served before we had eight more beers and then started drinking (Yes\, he’s back). \nWell done to the hare for another great night of hash. Next week dust off your lumberjack shirts for the last ever O Canada Day run where we celebrate the country that bought us maple syrup\, Poutine\, Bieber and of course…..Fentanyl\, as WTFAI guides us around yet more bushy bits of the forest starting from Tom Rose Park.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/270-winter-solstice-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#269: Poke-Her Tournament
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/269-poke-her-tournament/
LOCATION:Cleland Crescent\, 14 Cleland Crescent\, \, Broadbeach Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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SUMMARY:#268 The Beechmont BallBreaker
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Covid-268.mp4 \nWhat the f&ck!!!! Does anyone else think the GM is trying to kill us? \nA mountain climb that will live long in the memory ……for all the wrong reasons. Virgin bush…….the whole f@ckin bush was virgin for good reason…..no one in their right f&ckin mind would go down there let alone go up the steepest hill known to mankind that never stopped. \nBut give this kennel of athletes a challenge not only do we take it on without any complaining whatsoever\, we smash it just like the beers at the superb drinks stop at the top of Freemans Lookout that were well earned after 1h 34 min or pure unadulterated torture that with a bit of luck we’ll never experience again. \nIt’s fair to say the run score reflected the pain and suffering endured on trail (0.69) but Derrolicked my Balls does like a good piss stop so a bonus six points was added and when combined with the walkers 9.9 (awarded by Ballbags) a combined 6.9 was recorded. \nIn the well run circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid including the first ever “drinking tea” charge (to be fair it was cold). \nWell done to the hare (Fresh Meat) for taking us to the edge (literally)\, the great piss stop\, on after location (in the middle of nowhere) and sausage inspired curry nosh. Also\, a big thank you to the Rural Fire Service for tending to the fire which slowed down the effects of the hypothermia post run. \nThis Friday (20th) we do it all again with a special #269 Poke-Her night including a cheeky little beer run / walk (details to follow).
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/268-the-beechmont-ballbreaker/
LOCATION:Lower Beechmont Conservation Area – Freemans Road\, 290 Freemans Road\, Lower Beechmont\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#267: Tommy's Reach Around
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Covid-267.mp4 \nDespite the best efforts of Australian Customs the hare (Tommy Two Touch) finally escaped the cavity search room at Brisbane International just in time to set what was generally regarded a well laid trail.  \nUnfortunately due to extreme jet lag (he reckons it feels like he’s not even in Oz) and a sore arse the hare was unable to make the run or on after but his efforts were well rewarded with a 9.75  from our brewmaster extraordinaire (WTFAI) for the walk but somehow this was watered down like a Tun Light to 6.9 for reasons unknown. In a surprising twist the run was also scored a 6.9 by Derrolicked my Balls putting Tommy in a dead heat with pretty much every other hash man for Run of the Year (ROTY). \nBack in the circle the usual spiteful and vindicative charges were laid and perhaps one too many for the liking of the RA (Ballbag’s) with his brutal “how f$ckin longwinded is this circle becoming!!”. \nWell done to all those who braved the freezing cold to stand around the fire that somehow the walkers managed to get started with a special mention for the traditional Filipino feast organised by the hare (who knew they have Dominos in Manila). \nNext week we do it all again with the OJ run as Fresh Meat guides us around even more virgin bush followed by a police chase from the Beechmont Hotel. 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/267-tommys-reach-around/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#266: A Racket with BallBags
DESCRIPTION:Wimbledon\, Roland Garros\, Flushing Meadows and Melbourne Park are all venues synonymous with the greats of tennis and now it’s time to add the Royal Miami Tennis Club to the list! \nSomeone call the ATP because the best talent in men’s tennis just happens to be bunch of young\, good looking roosters from a running / walking club with a drinking problem on the Gold Coast. There’s no doubt tennis was the winner on the night (along with the club house bar takings) but only due to the transformative coaching delivered from our very own Ballbag’s and his far less able “assistant “ Eno. \nTurns out Ballbag’s is not just a legendary tennis coach but a Guinness world record holder for the plank putting younger members of the Covid Re-Hash kennel to shame. \nIn an attempt to “blend in” our very own GM (Fresh Meat) turned up in a Salvos inspired get up including a large sized 4.5 pound her but in late news his dissatisfied missus has confirmed “if only he had 4.5 inches”…. \nBack in the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid but not before our greatest ever hash man “Baaaaaaaaaaaah Sinister” awarded a 10 for the night discounting it by 3.1 due to the “tennis” theme resulting in an overall 6.9 \nIn what can only be described as a miscarriage of justice WTFAI was awarded the 2025 Covid Re-Hash Tennis “Champagne” Bowl Champion but for the third straight year Cum Smoke failed to show up to hand over the trophy so unfortunately no result was recorded. \nWell done to the hare (Ballbag’s) for putting on a great night of hash. Next week we do it all again (except for the tennis) as Thomas the Toucher guides us around a virgin bit of Nerang Forest starting from Tom Rose Park. \nOn On
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/266-a-racket-with-ballbags/
LOCATION:Miami Tennis Club\, 26 Courtside Dr\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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SUMMARY:#265: Pepe's Caca in the forrest
DESCRIPTION:Despite being advertised as Pepe’s Caca in the forest it was far from shit\, in fact it’s fair to say if there was any caca it was in fact…….. “good shit” or least that’s what we thought after Eno’s run report but true to form our founding father (Ballbags) set the record straight with his brutally honest “complete fail” assessment of the walkers trail with a 5.5 being awarded (sounds like someone got lost again) saved only by WTFAI’s “addendum report” adding a healthy 1.4 bonus points resulting in an overall score of 6.9 \nWell done to the hare (Pepe Le Spew) for utilising work time with his clients to set a 5.73km well timed (59min 57sec) trail. \nIn the circle “Maverick” (or was it “Goose”) egged on the kennel resulting in a record number of charges being laid including a welcome return of the refurbished Skol-a-Rama 3000 for the anointing of the hashmen who probably need to re-assess their choices in life having dedicated over 150 nights to the Covid Re-hash  (Derrolicked my Balls\, Arsenic and top hash man Baaah Sinister). Despite the barmy conditions (22C) the emergency pinecones were put to good use as we feasted on Tableau (turns out Pepe is French!!!) around the fire. \nNext week we do it all again (except for the running\, fire & tableau) as Ballbag’s once again risks his membership at Miami Tennis Club as we play for the 2025 Covid Re-Hash Tennis Bowl (assuming Smokie turns up with the “trophy”).
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/265-pepes-caca-in-the-forrest/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250519T183000
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SUMMARY:#264: Derro's Turn
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Covid-264.mp4\n																														 \nParking for 40 cars ✅Run recon ✅9kg of flour ✅Virgin trail ✅Piss stop ✅On after Fire ✅ \nWell f#ck me sideways on a Tuesday……someone finally read Ballbag’s guide to organising a run and winning friends at the same time. \nA cracker of a run / walk over 6.something km’s with a 9.75 being awarded by the walker (WTFAI) and a 9.69 awarded by our top bloke of a Trailmaster (Baaah Sinister) for the run resulting in a overall score of 6.9 being awarded. \nDue to the freezing conditions  (18C) Baaah Sinister (aka Fire Legend) expertly started the fire with no help whatsoever followed by the circle where the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid and despite attempts otherwise\, Arsenic’s favourite brew remains the punishment beer of choice. \nWell done to the hare (Derrolicked my Balls) for putting on another great night of hash with a special mention for the sausage inspired spicy curry. Next week we do it all again with the Reconciliation Day run from the traditional lands of the Yugambeh nation (aka Tom Rose Park) where Pepe Le Spew will be guiding us around some of his favourite bits of virgin bush.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/264-derros-turn/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#263: Cum Soc's Virgin Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Covid-263.mp4\nWell\, you always remember your first time (and we’ll never forget this one)………… \nEwe know it’s been a cracker of a trail when both walkers and runners\, rendezvous in the middle of the bush and it dawns on them ……we need an uber. Who would have thought one wrong turn at the start of the trail would result in such chaos. Congratulations to the virgin hare (Cum SOC) for a well-marked\, clever trail that failed to take into account one thing…..the Covid ReHash is not clever. \nIn summary what we think happened was the walkers did the runners trail\, and the runners did the walkers trail (in reverse) baah a whole lot of trail leading up to and after the wife beater piss stop that we all missed but a bit like who shot JFK ……we may never know. Special mention to the RA (Ballbag’s) for putting on such great hashing weather and for his impression of Torvill & Dean on the treacherous downhill. \nBack at the circle Maverick\, our “new” Sergeant\, oversaw the usual spiteful and vindictive charges but not before the RA awarded a zero for the walk (I’m not sure he enjoyed his downhill mud skating) but gave it a 10 for living long in the memory. Our awesome Trail Master (Baaah Sinister) awarded an 8.5 for the run but he did have the advantage of being the only hash man to complete a circuit of the combined trails on root to picking up his car to rescue the rest of the kennel. Overall\, a 6.9 (AI calculated it\, so it must be right). \nWell down to the hare for a memorial night of hash and introducing us to what real sausages should taste like N.B. we also have loads of new categories for the AGPU awards. Next week we do it all again with Derrolicked my Balls trying to get us lost in another bit of bush somewhere on the coast. \nNote: The mapping  in no way represents the trail set by the hare. \nOn on
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/263-cum-socs-virgin-run/
LOCATION:Glossy Black Reserve – Golden Grove Boulevarde\, Oppisite 1 Skywatch Ct\, Ready Creek\, QLD\, 4227
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250506T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250506T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20250505T225200Z
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SUMMARY:#262: Cinco De Mayo Cellar-bration
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-261.mp4\nAy\, Caramba……..Perfecto!!! For the first time in the history of hash the first ever set of 10’s was awarded by both walkers and the runners. \nA real tour de Nerang combining both the best bits of the urban and real jungle over 7.82km with an expertly timed high quality (tequila) piss stop for both the walkers and runners including Ballbag’s first ever lick\, drink\, suck (that he can remember\, surely). \nBack at the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid primarily in the direction of our very own Mexican (Y2KY Jelly) followed by a fiesta fit for El Chapo but not before Eno was banned from ever attempting a Spanish??? accent again. \nIn late breaking news our very own Derrolicked my Balls has signed on as the official Nash Hash 2027 DJ and based on his raffle draw win should have plenty of epic tunes to play. \nWell done to the hare (WTFAI) for putting on a great night of hash. Next week we do it all again with Cum SOC’s virgin run somewhere in Burleigh.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/262-cinco-de-mayo-cellar-bration/
LOCATION:Rotoract Park\, Nerang\, 2 Balyando Drive\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250429T183000
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DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
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SUMMARY:#261: Freedom Day Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-261.mp4 \nFreeeeeeeeedom. \nWhat a night of South Africa’s finest foods and beers with plenty of Biltong\, Boerewors\, Bunny Chow\, Potjiekos and Castle Lagers to boot. Well\, that’s what could have happened\, but our resident Saffa is………Eno. \nUpon arrival at the on on both runners and walkers were presented with …….a map. The promised tits on the run did eventuate……..sort of ………courtesy of a shopping mall billboard. \nIn the circle a generous combined score of -1.69 was awarded to the hare followed by some old bloke wearing a shopping bag on his head anointing our 23rd hashman……..Cum SOC and duly presented him with a biologically concerning Cum Sock necklace. \nIn a not surprising development\, it turns out all in attendance have now quit their jobs and set up Airtasker profiles.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/261-enos-robina-jaunt/
LOCATION:Jack Wilson Park\, Rear\, 39 Thorngate Dr\, Robina QLD 4226\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250422T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250422T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20250422T001130Z
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SUMMARY:#260: Anzac Day Run
DESCRIPTION:What better way to honour the spirit of the ANZACs than with a splash of rum & milk pre-run\, Last Post on the speaker\, and a ragtag bunch of blokes trotting around Nerang forest in the dark? That’s exactly what went down this week\, kicking off from Brookfield Court. \nBaaah Sinister was our hare for the night—though judging by the number of times he hit the deck\, you’d think he was auditioning for Swan Lake.  \nThe trail? Seven scenic k’s of winding bushland\, punctuated by a few close calls. Derrolicked almost cuddled up with a snake (luckily the snake had better places to be)\, and Fresh Meat put on a show\, slipping and squealing like his dignity was on the line—which\, frankly\, it was. Pepe Le Spew was out the front as the FRB (Front Running Bastard)\, though I swear he’d sold his soul for that sort of pace. \nTime on trail? A respectable 1 hour and 23 minutes\, though it felt longer if you had Baaah Sinister falling over in front of you every 200 metres. \nScores on the doors: \nRun: 6.969 (rounding not allowed here) \nWalk: 9.69 (because the walkers always reckon they’ve done it tougher) \nBack at the circle\, the Down Downs flowed thick and fast. Plenty of charges were dished out—some for genuine offences\, most for just showing up. Special mention to Baaah Sinister for losing\, and then finding\, his long-lost drinking vessel—lost a year ago and planted by Fresh Meat\, who sneakily engraved it and buried it like some sort of demented treasure hunt. Poetic stuff. \nNosh was top-notch: Turkish lamb kebabs with fresh salad and garlic yoghurt. Hats off to the hare for not poisoning us (this time). \nIn true Rehash spirit\, the banter was rough\, the circle rowdy\, and the beers cold. Just how we like it. \nOn On! \nhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-259.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/260-anzac-day-run/
LOCATION:Brookfield Court Reserve\, 31 Brookfield Court\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250415T183000
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DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20250414T055806Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250422T002007Z
UID:4754-1744741800-1744741800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#259: Arsey’s Easter Beer Hunt
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-259.mp4 \nWhen the Hare finally arrived\, fashionably late\, and after plenty of pissing and moaning\, the GM finally showed up and we were underway. \nArsenic took the trail to new heights\, we started the incline\, then we ran up another hill\, then came another rise to what we thought was the pinnacle\, then came 64 more hills. After plenty of cursing we finally levelled out and began a the very steep road home. \nWe were graciously interrupted by a cold and frothing reward for our efforts (and they weren’t even Tuns). \nAfter a Jelly length circle\, which included the inauguration of our new RA- Ballbags\, we dined out on a chicken and chorizo dish with a side of inseminated rice (or was it germinated??? I can’t quite remember)
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/259-arseys-about-face-fuk-up-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250408T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250408T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20250408T014424Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250408T235115Z
UID:4686-1744137000-1744137000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#258: The New Regime
DESCRIPTION:Well\, our greatest fears have been realised. The tyrannical reign of Fresh Meat has begun and as threatened for the first time the Covid Rehash now has a book of rules\, by-laws and tariffs for the primary benefit of the new GM. \nClearly the new regime had been taking advise from Jelly as the circle broke all-time records with an unusually high number of spiteful and vindictive charges laid primarily related to crimes from the AGPU. \nThank God Arsenic saved the night (you don’t hear that often) with his fine selection of vintage Tun Lights\, Cock Funnel and run scoring mechanism (someone bring a lighter next week) resulting in a 69 being awarded to the hare. \nIn a moving ceremony the new committee members were anointed with the Skol-a-Rama 3000 being put to good use followed by a Sausage Feast\, moist Chocolate Cake and Tawny Port worthy of the inaugural night under the new dicktatorship. \nDespite rumours of a new Covid Rehash v2.0 starting up next Tuesday we do it all again with Arsenic guiding us around another bit of bush somewhere on the coast for the Easter Beer Hunt. \nhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-258.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/258-the-new-regime/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250401T180000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250401T180000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20250326T022950Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250409T000018Z
UID:4676-1743530400-1743530400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#257: AGPU
DESCRIPTION:Next week is the Annual General Piss Up (AGPU) were we attempt to drink our body weight in beer and then ride a mechanical bull (what could possibly go wrong). All subject to change but at this stage it’s looking like….\n \nWhere: Eileen Peters Park\, 5 Esplanade\, Surfers Paradise\nTime: 6pm warm up beers / Fireballs followed by a 30min run/walk\nNosh: Curry @ https://tandooriplace.com.au/\nCost: In theory nothing but it’s the Covid Hash so bring some cash …\nDress Code: Yee-hawhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-257.mp4\n									 \n2025 AGPU Awards
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/257-agpu/
LOCATION:Eileen Peters Park\, 5 The Esplanade\, Surfers Paradise
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250325T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250325T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20250324T012233Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250326T023926Z
UID:4669-1742927400-1742927400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#256: Smokey's Gone With The Wind
DESCRIPTION:A very late contender for Run of the Year (ROTY) and the Karen Pini with 3.7km of pure bush bashing torture up Water Tower Hill.  Despite the hare being pulled into an emergency body corporate meeting somehow the pack managed to keep together and follow the trail up\, down and back around to Smokie’s with no complaints whatsoever. \nThe real hero of the night however was Parmy Tuesday at Club Helensvale (despite the hare’s arrangements\, the Kiwi Fush & Chups shop was in fact…..shut) followed by the circle in the car park where the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid followed by WTFAI being drawn as the winner of the raffle which in a really weird co-incidence was a book about his home town\, Vancouver. At that exact moment club security decided to kill the car park lights just in time to save us from another re-telling of how bad ref calls robbed the Canucks of both the 1994 & 2011 Stanley Cup’s and the resulting riots. \nhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Covid-256.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/256-smokeys-gone-with-the-wind/
LOCATION:Discovery\, 123 Discovery Drive\, Helensvale\, QLD\, 4212\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250318T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250318T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20250305T021856Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250324T012738Z
UID:4658-1742322600-1742322600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#255: Arse's Alfie Bush Tour
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Covid-255.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/255/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250304T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250304T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20250226T012703Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250305T021446Z
UID:4642-1741113000-1741113000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#254: Baaah's Ballzup - Part Deux
DESCRIPTION:Baaah’s Ballzup – Part Deux from the end of Belliss Road\, Lower Beechmont Conservation Area. \nhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Covid-254.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/254-baaahs-ballzup-part-deux/
LOCATION:Lower Beechmont Conservation Area- Bellis Road section\, Beliss Road\, Clagiraba\, Queensland\, 4211
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250225T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250225T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20250220T011858Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250226T012455Z
UID:4635-1740508200-1740508200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#253: The Nut-Sack & Bum-Hole
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Covid-253.mp4 \nFinally\, the Covid Hash achieved something…. It may have only taken Arsenic two years to plan and 15 minutes of hash effort\, but the bloody Pianola finally made it safe and sound indoors to the delight of the neighbours despite the late excuses from the man surely cut out for the job (Mr Piano aka Pepe Le Spew). Notwithstanding the effort of everyone it turns out the real hero of the move was none other than the late arriving (strategic move?) WTFAI without whose clear directions we would surely have got …..lost? \nSurprisingly (first time ever) the run /walk started on time to our favourite “walk through” bottle-o at the Ashmore Tavern where we seem to be on first name basis with all the staff…. Post piss-stop the usual excuses kicked in resulting in half of the pack being driven back to the on after where in the circle the usual nasty and vindicative charges were laid but not before a feast fit for a …….Pianola removal team was put on courtesy of the co-hares Nut Sack and Bum Hole.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/253-the-nut-sack-bum-hole/
LOCATION:Arsenic’s backdoor\, 26 A Kerria Crescent\, Ashmore\, QLD\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250218T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20250218T010930Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250226T014718Z
UID:4631-1739903400-1739903400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#252: Tommy's Virgin Touching in the Bush
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Covid-252.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/252-tommys-virgin-touching-in-the-bush/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250211T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250211T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20250211T025527Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250211T233046Z
UID:4622-1739298600-1739298600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#251: WTF AM I's Virgin Covid Run
DESCRIPTION:What da F&ck…..turns out WTFAI isn’t as navigationally challenged as we all thought…..Bloody great runners & walker’s trail set including flour in the forest\, piss stop of the year (maple syrup whisky) and his take on sausages in bread. Unfortunately\, the promises of plenty of fentanyl never materialised despite hosting the on after in a homeless shelter but despite that a good time was had by all. \nNext week we do it all again with Tommy Two Stroke the hare.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/251-wtf-am-is-virgin-run/
LOCATION:Eden Park Nerang\, Eden Ct\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250204T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250204T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20250131T002053Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250205T224451Z
UID:4602-1738693800-1738693800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#250: Burleigh Bush Bash
DESCRIPTION:Well it only took 250 runs but finally a hare worked out how to set a f%ckin great bush trail\, piss stop and nosh. Well done to Derrolicked my Balls for all the effort planning and setting the run (apparently all his hours spent in the Burleigh bush had nothing to do with his Mother-in-Law being in town). \nHowever\, despite the GM’s best laid plans somehow Arsenic managed to go to the wrong run location (Tom Rose) with a rice cooker full of ……….uncooked rice. Suffice to say our first “Dickhead of the Week” was duly awarded.  Back on the trail the runners slipped and slided for 6.7km before scaring the shit out of the particpants doing the pub quiz at the Burleigh Town Hotel. To the runners utter shock and surprise the navigationally challeged walkers managed to turn up in time for a round of drinks to celebrate Tommy Two Strokes re-naming (and birthday). \nBack at the circle the usual spiteful and vindicative charges were laid followed by a moving ceremony as we finally numbered Where The Fuck Am I (#22). Next week we do it all again with our latest member setting the trail and sorting out the nosh (expect Poutain and Beaver Tails). \nOnOn
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-250/
LOCATION:West Burleigh Park South\, 200 W Burleigh Rd\, Burleigh Heads\, Queensland\, 4220\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250114T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250114T210000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20250114T060236Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250114T060236Z
UID:4598-1736879400-1736888400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#246 Meat and Eat at the Pav
DESCRIPTION:Mick is taking us on a run around Margaritaville aka Burleigh Heads.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/246-meat-and-eat-at-the-pav/
LOCATION:John Laws Park\, The Esplanade\, Burleigh Heads\, QLD\, 4220\, Australia
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241203T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241203T213000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20241203T015744Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20241203T015744Z
UID:4595-1733250600-1733261400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#243 Derro's abandoning us (in the forest)
DESCRIPTION:He just got back and decided that the stinky smell from you blokes was too much to handle so he is off again. Can he get us lost\, I mean navigated\, through the forest one last time…
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/243-derros-abandoning-us-in-the-forest/
LOCATION:Lower Beechmont Conservation Area\, 18-6 Belliss Road\, Clagiraba\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241126T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241126T213000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20241125T234831Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20241125T234831Z
UID:4593-1732645800-1732656600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#241 Derro's Back from Vegas lucky gamble in the Forest
DESCRIPTION:He is back from Vegas but it sounds like it might be a bit of a crap shot tonight. If you play your cards right you might get a lucky touch from TTT but at the very least there will hopefully be a stack of chips (and dip) at the end.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/241-derros-back-from-vegas-lucky-gamble-in-the-forest/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241119T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241119T220000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20241125T130622Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20241125T130839Z
UID:4582-1732041000-1732053600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#240 Thomas touched my Todger
DESCRIPTION:Thomas the Toucher takes us on an exploratory run through HQ (Tom Rosehttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/WhatsApp-Video-2024-11-20-at-10.14.25.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/240-thomas-touched-my-todger/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241112T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241112T213000
DTSTAMP:20260413T081546
CREATED:20241112T033426Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20241125T131051Z
UID:4573-1731436200-1731447000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#239 Fresh Meat's Fresh Air Stroll
DESCRIPTION:There is always a plan B and Fresh Meat has ensured that we can still clock up some steps by walking from the table to the bar to the condiments table and the toilets or getting wet running around looking for a dry spot. Either way – the Hash will run/walk/limphttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/WhatsApp-Video-2024-11-12-at-20.38.45.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/239-fresh-meats-fresh-air-stroll/
LOCATION:Commercial Hotel\, Cnr Ferry &\, Price St\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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