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SUMMARY:#294: Thanksgiving Day (The proper American one)
DESCRIPTION:It’s not that often the runners cum across the walkers on trail and I certainly can’t remember it happening 45min in with the runners heading back to Tom Rose and the walkers heading in the opposite direction to God knows where!!! \nHowever\, the runner’s glee was short lived with the forest playing its usual tricks in the dark resulting in an endless Goanna Loop forcing yet another “off trail” sojourn to the delight of Miscarriage who loves nothing more than a bit of bush bashing. \nIn the meantime\, the navigationally challenged walkers had managed to sort themselves out meaning the whole kennel reconnected again just in time for the notoriously hard to find on in from the fire trail (well\, that’s what Eno F&ck All reckons) resulting in a 1hr 15min time for both walkers (4km) and runners (6.2km). \nAs the Thanksgiving Day (proper American one) Run dicktates we feasted on Turducken with all the trimmings\, cracked a few festive jokes and some hash men loosened their bowels in what I assume was a sign of appreciation for the nosh. \nIn the circle that followed the feast\, Miscarriage was overjoyed by all the wildlife the hare (Tommy Two Stroke) had organised on trail and was going to give the run a 7.5 but discounted it by 0.6 because no snake bite treatment was required nor administered. Ballbags gave the walk a 6.9 and then shocked the kennel stating “tech” was the future and that we should immediately abandon antiquated methods of trail setting stating “flour\, paper & chalk” has had a fair go and we should “get onboard” with digital coz it keeps the pack together (everyone’s too scared shitless to fall behind) and that trail markings are super over rated anyway (probably explains his love for going “off-piste”). \nThe usual spiteful and vindicative charges followed including Baaaah Sinister getting on the cock funnel for some trumped-up charge from the GM and the Booze Master. Despite reassurances from the GM that the raffle was not fixed somehow Triple T won a Thomas the Tank “Peep Peep” and we assume a new job. \nWell done Tommy on your raffle “win” and for organising such a great night of hash. Next week Eno F#ck All will be guiding us around yet even more virgin bush with the “Where’s the Onions Run”.🐑👿
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/294-toucher-rose-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#293: Ballbag's LXXXVII Birthday Run
DESCRIPTION:When the author of “How to set a trail\, and win friends” is the hare\, ewe know it is going to be a technical trail\, and to be fair it sure bloody was. \nThree hours of trail laying effort in midday heat nearly saw the hare (Ballbags) admitted to Robina Hospital where Rosemary’s “Do Not Resuscitate” instructions are clearly understood\, but she found him just in time to drive him around to do all the on backs…..which explains a lot. \nSure\, it’s not often the runners are behind the walkers but with all the on backs it certainly helped keep the pack together\, which was handy as we debated the merits of a check next to an on back and answered one of the many mysteries of hash ……..just how many arrows from a check are too many before an on back (obviously this is a trick question as everyone knows the right answer is ten). \nSomehow\, despite the runners and walkers following the same trail markings\, three different distances were recorded with the Runners enduring 6.9km over 1hr 2min\, short cutting walkers (mislead by the notorious cheating walker…..WTFAI) with 4.something km / 1hr 7min and the over achieving walkers cumming in at 5.1km / 1hr 10min. \nRumours suggesting the runners had in fact given up halfway have been grossly mis-represented by the hare\, as it was merely a hot night\, and we needed a hydration top up at the on after. \nThe heat and humidity also delayed the circle as we needed to charge up the defibrillator and administer the paddles for WTFAI who clearly did too much “sailing” on his recent Southeast Asian adventure. \nFor some unknown reason the sergeant (Arsenic) decided at this point to channel his inner Pauline and went all Burka on us followed by Miscarriage awarding the walk (or was it the run) a 8.7 and in a shocking twist Baaaah Sinister also scored the run (or was it the walk) an 8.7. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges followed\, and you wouldn’t believe it the hare won the raffle followed by a rousing rendition of hash e birthday. \nWell done to Ballbags for settling an awesome trail in such challenging conditions and then knocking up an Italian feast fit for a Roman Emperor. Next week it is the Thanksgiving Day (the proper American one) run with Tommy Two Stroke guiding us around yet even more virgin bush somewhere on the coast. \nIn late breaking news the GM (FreshMeat) has been temporarily banned from the Covid Re-Hash WhatsApp group by the committee for over sharing his naked old ladies in white van and “power cut” forcing him to shower in the forest fantasies…..images we can all do without. \nFinally\, get your Christmas orders in for getting your garage carpeted next time Jelly’s up. \n 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/293-ballbags-lxxxvii-birthday-run/
LOCATION:Ballbags\, 3 Karrinyup Place\, 3 Karrinyup Place\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#292: Where the F&ck have you ewe been run
DESCRIPTION:As expected\, WTFAI’s Philippine “yacht regatta” involved very little sailing and was way more a tour of Manila’s Makati red light district known for its midget wrestling and girly bars. Unfortunately\, it sounds like one of his sailing crew mates may have cum a cropper with a “lady” he met in one of the bars as it turns out she/he may have missed a very important hospital appointment\, but we may never know the full story coz “what happens in Manila stays in Manila” \nTalking of being f&cked and despite the extremely isolated thunderstorm that hit Nerang Forest minutes before the run\, paper was found on trail guiding us through literally every spider web in the forest to the audible delight of Eno F$ck All who then had the audacity in the circle to claim he didn’t complain over the hour long\, 4.7km bush bash. \nThe walkers had their own challenges over their 3km\, 58 min trail with Ballbag’s deciding to add more adventure to his evening by firstly losing his head torch\, which he then “found” …on his head\, that then ran out of battery charge 100 metres into the bush. Despite being effectively blind on trail his sixth sense for toad killing kicked in with a direct hit proving cane toads are no match for walking canes. \nIn the circle Baaah Sinister scored the run a 6.9 claiming the runners had been f$cked and the walkers report went on so long we could only assume a 6.9 was also scored. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges followed but not before WTFAI (hare) christened his “new” running shoes with ice cold Tun Mid.. \nWell done to the hare for another great night of hash and the Lasagna nosh. Special mention to Cum SOC (proxy GM) for demonstrating what real leadership should look like and Eno F&ck All (proxy Sergeant) for running the circle. \nNext week we do it all again with Ballbags and his LXXXVII birthday run.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/292-where-the-fck-have-you-ewe-been-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#291: Remembrance Day
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Covid-291.mp4 \nAs the pipes played (literally)\, we remembered all those hash men who had made the ultimate sacrifice so we could run (and walk) freely around the streets of Ashmore. In the words of the unmentionable FREEEEEEDOM!!!!!!! \nAs we wiped away our tears we were informed by the hare (Arsenic) that yet another isolated thunderstorm had hit the Ashmore Tavern and surrounding areas five minutes before the run\, which was a little strange coz there was no evidence of it on the ground but to be fair there was no evidence of chalk\, paper or flour either so it must have been true. \nWith the traditional shots of Jack dispensed the fired up pack hit the 7.1km / 1hr 25min trail to our ultimate destination\, Ashmore Tavern Drive Thru. \nTurns out the Covid Re-Hash ban is still in place despite Ellen being on her night off so with the wail of sirens in the background the pack departed for the footy ground picnic table where we discovered the remnants of ArseNic’s “dog walk” from the night before. \nBack in the circle an enthusiastic Ballbag’s gave the walk a 5 but was then reminded of the ginger beer piss stop so added a 1.9 to the score. Derrolicked my Balls was excited with all the virgin bush on root and agreed a 6.9 was well deserved. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges then followed but not before the RA was presented with his ceremonial robe for the upcoming naming of Pete and just when he thought Liverpool’s 3-0 defeat to Man City was a distant memory\, Baaaah Sinister was presented with his latest child size footy top. \nIn a shocking twist it turns out the mystery of the “SKOL-a-RAMA 3000” was no mystery at all\, with FreshMeat finally fessing up to his heinous crime. Punishment was swiftly dispensed in the form of warm Tun Mid to the delight of the GM and his falsely accused accomplices. \nWell done to the hare for yet another memorable night of hash. Next week my monies on the FreshMeat finding the cock funnel in his “shed” just in time for the “Where the f*ck have ewe been run?” all assuming WTFAI’s rash from his recent Asian brothel tour has cleared up by then. \n					\n		https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/WhatsApp-Video-2025-11-12-at-10.21.59-AM.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/291-remembrance-day/
LOCATION:Heeb Street\, 137 Heeb Street\, Ashmore\, QLD\, 4214\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#290: Giddy Up Melbourne Cup
DESCRIPTION:Giddy up indeed. Straight from Melbourne Cup festivities the half cut kennel rocked up to the “real” home of the hash\, Royal Cascade Gardens\, to the clear delight of Y2KY Jelly and Ballbag’s. \nAs they regaled everyone with stories of the “good old days from the gardens” we had to abruptly cut their stories short otherwise we may never had got the run on the road. With clear instructions to the walker (Ballbag’s) of “work it out for yourself if you lose trail”\, the runners embarked of a bushy sojourn around the Gardens fully expecting to cum across our favourite Octogenarian much earlier on root but to everyone’s surprise we only caught up to him on the Oceanway just in time to share the most important run instructions of the night\, “were going to the pub.” \nUnfortunately\, Y2KY Jelly was refused entry into the Broadbeach Bowls baah for having too much pubic hare on his chest so we were relegated to VB’s (it’s non-Tun\, so I guess it was a quality piss stop) outside on the greens. \nIn the circle we all agreed Ballbags was way too quick in cracking all the checks\, but it sounded like he did the whole trail\, even nipping into the massage parlour for a quick rub & tug (claimed he was only following the arrow) and catching a show at the Pink Flamingo. To be fair even the cops tried to slow him down\, mistaking him for the notorious nursing home escapee “Kevin” but when questioned Ballbag’s was able to provide a visual demonstration of how he earned his hash name which seemed to be all the ID the crack team from CSI Broadbeach could handle. \nAs for the scores\, well Ballbag’s loved his eventful 1hr 10min on trail and gave it an 8 out of 10 however surprisingly\, considering we thought “Cascade f$ckin Gardens” was a term of endearment\, Y2KY Jelly only gave it a 1 but on countback an overall 6.9 was recorded due to the quality piss stop. \nThe evening wrapped up with the usual spiteful and vindicative charges but not before a few quick games of table football with our newfound\, and very well organised\, South American friends. \nA special mention to Eno F&ck All for concealing a black wooden dildo key chain up his arse to evade Australian customs. The holiday “present” was well received by the GM who went into way too much detail on the ways he is going to use it. \nNext Tuesday we do it all again with Arsenic and the Remembrance Day run.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/290-giddy-up-melbourne-cup/
LOCATION:Cascade Gardens\, 2690 Gold Coast Highway\, Broadbeach\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#289: Hashoween haunted trail
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Covid-289.mp4 \nYee-haw. In what can only be described as one the most terrifying Hashoween experiences ever witnessed by this kennel\, our illustrious GM took to the stage of the Beginners & Learners Line Dancing night at the Beechmont Hotel and showed the amassed crowd “how it was done”. \nScary stuff indeed proving two left feet don’t make anything right. Clearly it was too much for management\, as not for the first time\, security escorted him off the premises before we even had a chance to have the circle. \nAll this after what can only be described as one of the wettest runs on record. The fact we made it on trail was nothing short of a miracle with the run location changing every five minutes resulting in a clearly confused Cum SOC showing up late claiming “I’ve been past this place ten times already”. We all agreed pin drop’s on Google Maps were super confusing but no worries coz the GM wasn’t exactly punctual either with his usual “there was a power line down and I had to go the long way round” excuse even going to the lengths of producing fake AI photo’s to prove his case. \nAll this while the super early arriving Derricked my Balls and Baah Sinister sat in a steamed-up Golf on the corner of a busy country road downing Boags in Halloween costumes ……. yeah\, it was f&ckin weird night. \nUnfortunately\, it was so wet even the waterproof flour laid by the hare (FreshMeat) failed meaning we had to rely on “going right” resulting in a shorter than expected 3km / 30-minute run followed by Taco Tuesday at the pub. \nAs usual Baah Sinister won the raffle (is it rigged?) but to date has not been able to remove the tight fitting extra small Man Utd top. Well done to the hare for putting on another memorial night of hash in fact he’s so keen to create even bigger and better memories next week he has only put his hand up for the Giddy Up Melbourne Cup run next Tuesday.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/289-hashoween-haunted-trail/
LOCATION:Country Paradise Parklands\, 231 Beaudesert Nerang Rd\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#288: Divali - Festival of Lights
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Covid-288.mp4 \nThe innovation in this hash knows no bounds. Clearly the hare (Cum SOC) is shooting for a renaming with his Jizz-a-Lot toilet paper hanging skills. So impressed was the hare with his trail markings he was quick to point them out to the kennel just in case we missed them!!! \nIn saying that it was well-marked\, with jizz stained toilet paper lighting up the way through the spider infested dense bush terrain and multiple logs of doom. In fact\, the first part of the terrain was so up and down and all but impenetrable it resulted in the slowest first kilometre (23min 29sec) in the history of the Covid Rehash along with the most claret split. Luckily it was impossible to get lost if you followed the hares pre-run instructions that “it’s a big circle” but as usual no know was listening\, so we did. \nBy share luck the runners finally stumbled across the quality (non-Tun) piss stop with the hare outdoing himself with a festival of city lights lookout worthy of the Diwali Run. Unfortunately\, the walker (WTFAI) was not so lucky to make it. \nThe second part of the run wasn’t much faster thanks to what can only be described as the biggest act of rat c$nting …..ever. Pepe\, clearly a bushman not fond of going back up the thousand steps he’s just been down\, could be heard ranting “Putain de rat connard batard” for the rest of the run as only a Frenchman can. \nBack in the circle WTFAI give the 40min / 2km walk a 10 out of 10 but upon further quizzing it turns out he was just glad to have made it back to the on after alive with all the blood loss he had experienced so on review a revised 6.9 was scored due to the share number of conflicting arrows near the end (Border Hash had run there the night before). Pepe scored the 54min 30sec / 3.07km run using a whole lot of mathematical equations that we think roughly matched the walkers score so an overall 6.9 was recorded. \nThe usual spiteful and vindicative charges then followed but not before we honoured WTFAI with his 50th run cummemorative bottle opener and wished him all the best with his upcoming wedding to Ting Tong in the Philippines. \nWell down to Jizz-a-Lot (aka Cum SOC) for putting on another great night of hash. Next week we do it all again with Hashoween as Fresh Meat guides around some of the spookier bits of the coast.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/288-divali-festival-of-lights/
LOCATION:Marjorie St Henry Park\, Tabilban Street\, Burleigh Heads\, Queensland\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#287: Thanksgiving Day (Canada)
DESCRIPTION:8 for the walk + 12 for the run = 20 divided by 2 = a perfect 10. By my reckoning that means it was Run of the Year and congratulations to Y2KY Jelly (hare). \nIf only it was that simple. Turns out the sergeant went crazy with his discounting calculator deducting points for a lack of bush\, GC 500 route\, its perfect timing (1hr 00min 00sec)\, idyllic on after setting\, length (8km)\, fake tits on the run\, not enough shopping malls traversed but it would appear the biggest crime was a combination of running past six Irish bars\, running through the Surfers Paradise surf club but worst of all\, popping into Cocksucker Cowboys but not managing to get a round in !!! All this meant a very thirsty kennel discounted 3.1 from the original score resulting in a 6.9 being recorded. \nIn the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive chargers were laid\, and we discovered the true meaning of “Meat at the Fire station”. Despite the councils attempts to spoil our fun with their 8pm BBQ power outage the Thanksgiving feast was saved by our new friends from the local English language school and their portable tabletop Gasmate. Unfortunately\, we could not fit the Turkey on it but (luckily?) the hare had also brought some (delicious?) vegetarian patties\, so we dined on maple syrup inspired Canuck Burgers instead. \nThe super excited winner of the raffle was Ballbag’s. Known for his generosity he immediately shared his “bag of balls” with the birthday girl from the school but I’m not sure what he did with the raffle prize. \nThanks to the hare for another great night of hash. Next week we do it all again with Cum SOC’s looking to redeem himself with the Diwali Run.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/287-happy-thanksgiving-canada-day/
LOCATION:Budds Beach\, 33 River Drive\, Budds Beach\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#286: Oktoberfest @ Tom Rose Beer Hall
DESCRIPTION:What an evening of culture as the Covid Hash recognised everything that Germany has given to the world including………..beer\, really big steins to drink beer out of\, kind of weird beer drinking music performed by even weirder dudes wearing leaderhosen……did I mention the beer. \nBut before all of that we did an amazing run that Y2KY Jelly (current RA\, Penisula Hash) thought was “Wonderbah and the greatest run of all time\, especially all the really easy to find trail marking” or words to that effect. \nThe walkers on the other hand decided their trail lacked adventure so decided to attempt the death defying black diamond Taipan (shortcut?) resulting in a 6km / 1hr 40min epic that they seemed to really enjoy and didn’t complain about whatsoever. \nBack in the circle the hare (Baaaah Sinister) was drowned in Tun Mid for all his heinous crimes\, especially against the walkers\, despite all his efforts to carefully place a Koala and Kookaburra on the trail. \nThe fact a trail was even set was nothing short of a miracle due to the first ever sighting of a pig in the bush. Instead of being arrested for being in possession of “questionable white powder” the hare ended up joining in the “hot” (if only she was) pursuit of what the hare could only assume was another lead in the Dezi Freeman manhunt. \nThankfully the kennel recognised the hares community efforts rounding up an initial 0.69 awarded for the walk by Where the F#ck am I\, which apparently he was heard saying quite a bit on trial\, to a 6.69 in recognition of the distance covered however in a strange twist the original 8.4 awarded for the run was discounted for not being long enough resulting in an overall 6.9 being recorded. \nAs tradition dicktates the evening wrapped with a three course dining experience (Germanic inspired) including plenty of snacks. \nNext week we do it all again as Y2KY Jelly takes us on a “Magical mystery tour” somewhere on the coast. Thankfully\, it is an international break so it should give the GM plenty of time to find an oversized Man United shirt in time for Liverpool’s next fixture.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/286-oktoberfest-tom-rose-beer-hall/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#285: Arachnophobia Athletic Club - Inaugural Run
DESCRIPTION:They say you always remember your first time and the inaugural run of the Arachnophobia Athletic Club will live long in the memory. \nCaptain Eno (hare)\, set what can only be described as an environmentally friendly trail that ensured no spider webs were disturbed in its laying\, resulting in many victims as the kennel bashed their way through the dense bush. Somehow\, despite the use of AI\, a whole lot of claret was spilt on trail\, resulting in a record amount of abuse directed at the hare. Despite the hares attempts to kill us we all made it back to the on in alive after 5.2km / 1hr 15min (for the run) and 3.4km / 1hr 7min (for the walk). \nBack in the circle blood transfusions were immediately administered to the many casualties of the trail along with pain relief in the form of Tun Mid. Despite the pain and suffering endured we all agreed the trail was an early contender for E Run of the year with a 6.9 awarded for both the run and the walk. \nWhat followed in the circle was the usual spiteful and vindictive charges which Hash Legend\, Ballbags\, described as a “debacle” and claimed the acting GM (ArseNic) “lacked any sought of leadership whatsoever” which we all took as a positive and a job well done. \nCongratulations to the hare (Eno F&ck All) who not only knows how to set a bushy trail but is also an expert turner of sausages on the BBQ!!! Next week we do it all again with Oktoberfest at the Tom Rose Park Beer Hall as Baaaaaaah Sinister guides us around even more virgin bush in the Nerang Forest.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/285-enos-bush-bash/
LOCATION:Nerang Forest – Yarrayne Road\, 60 Yarrayne Road\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#284: Pepe's NDIS Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Covid-284.mp4 \nWere dumb\, were dumb\, were really f&ckin dumb ……. but it turns out at least half of us are also ability challenged as demonstrated by the inaugural NDIS run. \nI would like to say it was a well-marked trail\, but it turns out most of it was the remnants of the Mixed Hash trail from the week before. Despite this\, the majority of the pack were able to follow the 9km / 1hr 10min epic trail or 15km / 2hr 25min for the navigationally challenged Eno F$ck All & Derrolicked my Balls\, down the drain\, through Pindara Hospital and up to Ashmore Tavern drive through to the traditional bottlo piss stop….or so we thought. \nUnfortunately\, we choose Steve’s night off from the Bottlo and got Ellen instead who clearly had just broken up with her girlfriend resulting in the tactical response unit being called on the walking group. As usual Optus couldn’t put the call through saving the walkers from a night behind bars but in an act of ultimate rat c&nting made no attempt whatsoever to warn the runners resulting in the wrath of the carpet muncher\, part Deux!!! \nBack in the circle a clearly conflicted WTFAI scored the walk a 6.9 in honour of Ellen and her favourite sexual position (turns out his time at the bottlo was life changing having found his new love…..Ginger Beer with Chilli & Lime) and an oxygen deprived Eno F$ck All awarded a 0.69 for the run but on appeal an overall 6.9 was recorded as we all thought it was really clever to have no markings for the on home. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges followed but not before we recognised the “Miracle of Ashmore.” In what can only be described as a Lazarus moment ArseNic not only arose from his couch and did the walk but tendered to the BBQ and chip fryer clearly demonstrating the combined medicinal benefits of Fentanyl and Tylenol\, despite claims otherwise from the bright orange wonder. \nAll up another great night of hash was put on by the co-hares (Pepe Le Spew & ArseNic). 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/284-pepes-ndis-run/
LOCATION:Arsenic’s backdoor\, 26 A Kerria Crescent\, Ashmore\, QLD\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#283: Derro's Birthday Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Covid-283.mp4 \nVirtually\, a great run over 5.4km / 1hr 16min which was slowed down significantly by pre-drinks\, a planned drinks stop and one on root (never leave your car keys with the GM) thanks to Derrolicked my Balls (hare) and his Birthday slab of Boags. \nAs the beers flowed so did the piss stops as this young kennel started to show its age but that didn’t stop the celebrations as we honoured Captain Eno with his 100th run and becoming our first and only member of the Arachnophobia Athletic Club followed closely by the man who had cum 200 times first\, Derrolicked my Ballls. Well done fellas\, on achieving such awesome Covid Re-Hash milestones. \nAs for the run\, well that was scored a 6.9 by Pepe Le Spew and a 10 for the walk by WTFAI but we all agreed listening to Derro talk for an hour surely required a discount so a combined 6.9 a was recorded. \nIn the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid followed by the raffle which in surprising twist was won by the birthday boy. Derro was delighted with his anal cushion as apparently; he has a bad case of Haemorrhoids at the moment followed by a moving rendition of Hashi-birthday. The homemade birthday fudge cake was a real winner until the hare thought the penis shaped candle was a butt plug resulting in stinky fudge which seemed to arouse Eno F&ck All. \nIn late breaking sports news Liverpool won (again) courtesy of a last-minute penalty and according to Pepe & Eno there was a rugby game but I’m not sure who won and by how much coz as of last weekend I no longer watch the stupid motherf&ckin game. \nAll up another great night of hash put on by Derrolicked my Balls. Next week we do it all again with Pepe Le Spew guiding us around even more virgin bush in Ashmore.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/283-derros-birthday-run/
LOCATION:Varsity Lakes Weland Reserve: Tindari\, 3 Tinadri Pl\, Varsity Lakes\, QLD\, 4227\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#282: WTFAI's Worongary Wander
DESCRIPTION:Gee\, the new Covid Re-Hash clubhouse is cumming along nicely. We just need to get Miscarriage onto some retrospective council approvals and Bobs your uncle…….what could possibly go wrong. \nAs for the run & walk it all started from CumNuts playground were FreshMeat realised just how stumpy his legs are on the exercise equipment. \nDespite the best efforts of Skyridge security a trail was set\, up (yes\, Eno moaned a lot)\, down and around all the best bits of Worongary and Highland Park by the hare (WTFAI). \nWith some hard to see 20 foot arrows a few extra k’s saw us cum in 1hr 10min later covering 7.5km. In the circle our favourite returning Irishman (who was full of stories of his wonderful holiday / detention stay in Naroo) was immediately charged for being blind but not before a 7 or 8 was awarded by Ballbag’s for the walk and a 6 or 7 awarded for the run by all round top bloke\, Baaaah Sinister. With the law of averages principle applied a 6.9 was officially recorded meaning we now have a 21 way tie for the ROTY. \nIn a pleasant surprise the cock funnel made a welcome return but unfortunately the hare got a little too excited and somehow managed to giz all over his face. \nA big wrap for the hare for putting on such a great night of hash on his exposed deck (try saying that with a kiwi accent).
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/282-wtfais-worongary-wander/
LOCATION:Gumnut Playground\, 2 Sandpiper Tce\, Worongary\, QLD\, 4213\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#281: Ballbag’s Balls Out Bash
DESCRIPTION:You know the drill. 2 hours of warm up’s followed by 15 minutes of playing time…. WTF.  As usual our 185-year-old founding father (Ballbags) put this kennel of younger hash men to shame with his world record 3min 05sec plank that was almost his\, and his number one challenger\, Fresh Meat’s\, undoing. \n \nCompletely buggered after the warm up’s there was no time for a drink stop as the court lights were about to be switched off\, so a rapid-fire tennis tournament followed and despite the Level 2 ATP coaching received in the preceding hours it was almost as if we hadn’t been listening to anything based on the debacle that then followed on court. \n \nIt was so bad Y2KY Jelly even resorted to extreme measures to win points by any means possible (including his hands???) but we may never really know thanks to convincing acting performance that would put a Bollywood actor to shame. \n \nThe tennis Gods must have been watching as they got their revenge on Y2KY Jelly as he failed miserably with his epic double swing on a lollypop lob offered by Fresh Meat but to be fair\, he was probably blinded by the GM’s get up which once again didn’t fail to disappoint. \nClearly this (non) shot of the night broke Ballbag’s (Chief Protection Officer) spirit as he demanded we immediately vacant the court for the sake of the nearby club members mumbling “never again” to himself as he walked off to the club house in disgust. \n \nBack in the circle the lovingly wrapped awards were presented to WTFAI for winning the “Effort but Useless” Eau de Toilette award. The runner up award was decided by what can only be described as a slightly racist Eeny\, meeny\, miny\, moe rhyme which I believe is how all tennis tournaments in the 1820’s were decided\, so congratulations Baaaaah Sinister on winning yet another clock on a Covid Re-hash tennis night!!! \n \nControversially (we kept our own scores)\, Peter aka “The Natural” won the title with an impressive 9 game haul. As an exercise junky Pete promised to make good use of the 2 x 1kg dumbells and associated ropes (I assume there for sexual based workouts) so don’t be surprised to see a much more chiselled\, and dare I say\, happy Peter the next time you see him. \n \n Well done to the hare (Ballbag’s) for organising yet another legendary night of hash and for slaving over a hot stove for so many hours preparing the rather tasty chicken noodle nosh.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/281-ballbags-balls-out-bash/
LOCATION:Miami Tennis Club\, 26 Courtside Dr\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#280: Covid Re-Hash Golf Championship
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/280-covid-re-hash-golf-championship/
LOCATION:Emerald Lakes Golf Club\, 3 Alabaster Dr\, Carrara\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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SUMMARY:#279: Maudsland desert plains run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/Covid-279.mp4 \nDid you ever hear about the Covid Re-Hashman who went to Hong Kong on an Irish passport and ended up with crabs on Christmas Island. More to cum on this story next week or better yet check out the vision on this week’s episode of Border Security. \nMeanwhile back on the f&ckin hill we all agreed the hare (Fresh Meat) was in fact a c&nt. Other adjectives were widely used but c&nt seemed to be the popular choice to describe the torture as we crawled on all fours through the clouds to the summit only to find the GM had partially redeemed himself with a non-Tun (aka quality) drinks stop. \nWith Pepe cracking all the on backs it was left up to our soon to be deported favourite Irish hashman\, Cum SOC\, to lead the charge as we headed off to find piss stop #2.  \nAfter 6km / 1hr 25min / 6\,730 feet of ascent the half drunk runners stumbled back to the on after to find Ballbag’s torches had not failed him and he had managed to stay on trail for what I’m pretty sure was the first time ever resulting in a 10 being awarded for the walk but our proxy sergeant (Eno F#ck All) applied a 31% discount coz he missed the f&ck off hill resulting in a 6.9 which in a surprising twist was almost matched by Pepe Le Spew’s who scored the run a 6.8 (something about only one got f&cked so couldn’t give it a 6.9……..) but thanks to AI an overall 6.9 was recorded. \nIn the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges where laid followed by the raffle being won by all round top hash man and most deserving recipient Baaaaaaah Sinister. However\, in a first for the raffle it would appear the treasured Liverpool Football Club scarf prize has already appeared on eBay ….. \nWell done to the hare for a mighty effort setting three trails and two piss stops along with pulled pork buns and a selection of condiments that would put an IGA supermarket to shame. \nNext week we do it all again with Ballbag’s showing us when to apply the continental\, eastern\, semi-western or is it the western tennis grip as once again we play for the prestigious Covid Re-Hash Tennis Bowl (if only we knew where the trophy was…) at Miami Tennis Club. 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/279-maudsland-desert-plains-run/
LOCATION:Burley Griffen Drive\, Maudsland\, 37 Burley Griffin Drive\, Maudsland QLD 4210\, QLD\, 4210\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#278: Tommy's Bush Reach-around
DESCRIPTION:With much sadness the Covid Re-Hash wishes to announce the passing of our founding father and legendary hash man Ballbag’s……or at least he will be if he ever forgets to fully charge his torch before the walk again…….coz we will f$ckin kill him. \nBut hey\, aren’t torches in the forest overrated\, I mean there was enough 2 ply toilet paper hanging over every literally every tree in the forest to satisfy a plane load of returning Bali Belly holidaymakers. \nWell as it turns out when you’ve had over 118 years of hash experience clearly the best way to exit the forest when your torch gives up on you halfway through the walk is to……completely ignore the trail and walk up the nearest densely forested hill !!!! \nLuckily Ballbag’s fell down at least three ditches which slowed his ascent to nowhere which probably ended up saving him but in his defence those Front Walking Bastards (Y2KY Jelly & WTFAI) haring off on the walk didn’t help but thank God for all round top bloke and Trailmaster extraordinaire (Baaah Sinister) for saving the day (or at least Ballbag’s) with the walkers returning to the on after in a spritely 1hr 15min covering over 4km. \nAs you can imagine in the circle the charges flowed as we drowned Ballbag’s in Tun Mid but not before the runners scored the trail a 9.9 but discounted it by 3.0 as it was missing about 3km in distance. The walkers were clearly still in a state of shock and forcing them to relive their ordeal was way too soon so a 6.9 was also recorded. \nWell done to the hare (Thomas the Toucher) for finding virgin trail that we all agreed we will never ever use again along with the cheese slice inspired nosh. \nIn a twist no one saw cumming the circle ended with Ballbag’s handing out print outs of “how to set trail and make friends at the same time”…… \nNext week we do it all again with Fresh Meat guiding us around virgin bush in the notoriously flat suburb of Maudsland. If anyone  has a spare Apple AirTag let me know…….asking for a friend.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/278-tommys-bush-reach-around/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#277: Aresnic's T&A Run
DESCRIPTION:The prominent display of a women’s tits and ass…….well that’s what got a record number of hash men to turn up to the run but either something got lost in translation or the hares (Arsenic) warped sense of humour came to the fore once again ………T&A Run\, my arse. \nThankfully the hare put a whole lot more effort into setting the well-marked and bloody confusing (virgin bush) trail resulting in a 5.9km / 54min run and 2.7km / 45min walk through some of the shiggyest shiggy seen since …………last week’s swampland debacle. \nIn the circle the run was scored a 13.8 by the GM and a 8 by Ballbag’s for the walk and with the usual discounts being applied a 6.9 was recorded for the official records. \nWith so many visitors and returning runners the lively circle resulted in a record number of charges being dispensed especially by our Elton John impersonating GM to the delight of Ballbag’s. In a shocking revelation Pepe Le Spew’s “lost” down down vessel finally made a re-appearance with a new engraving on it to boot!!! The circle ended with a bunch of Tit……ley’s on the Skol-a-rama 3000 (yeah\, lets f&ckin kill Arsenic in the forest next week). \nNext week we do it all again with Thomas the Toucher giving us another reach around in even more virgin bush starting from Tom Rose Park.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/277-aresnics-ta-run/
LOCATION:Kangroo Park Coombabah\, 52 Kangaroo Avenue\, Coombabah\, QLD\, 4216\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#276: Back to Dogobah
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Covid-276.mp4 \nWhat the f&ck!!!! A thinking man’s run my arse but let’s face it the warning signs were there early…..I mean there was still no meeting point communicated (apparently there’s a Covid Re-Hash website with all that kind of information on it) nor attendance poll on the WhatsApp at 11.55am on the day of the run but thank God for Arsenic (you don’t hare that often) for calling it out so we could get this shit show on the road. \nAt the run start clear instructions from the hare (Y2KY Jelly) announced “the run markings start on the left” but apparently it was a matter of perspective as to how accurate that statement actually was but once finally on trail the meander through the swampland shiggy commenced ……with the walkers taking the lead!!! \nWith more checks than a Prague brothel and believe it or not a new Covid Re-Hash record (beating last week) number of on backs (both quantity & distance) I think it’s fair to say the hare was in fact lost whilst setting the trail. \nSomehow we stumbled back to the on after 9.54km worse for wear and 1hr 23min of our lives that we’ll never get back but at least we all made it out safe and sound…….well almost….. as our favourite large footed\, and I assume well hung\, returning Cambodian/Aussie butcher cum taxi driver cum property developer cum lawyer cum comedian hash man\, Mis-carriage\, managed to get a root on the run resulting in few broken ribs ….but hey it least his full frontal body slam prevented any further injury to his preferred wanking hand. \nBack in the circle the walkers were clearly still delirious from briefly leading the pack and scored it a generous 6.9 but the runners really let rip taking advantage of the Sergeants new scoring mechanism resulting in a more appropriate -6.9 for the run followed by the usual spiteful and vindictive charges. \nSpecial mention for the nosh and on after set up put on by the co-hare (Derrolicked my Balls)…it’s been so long since we’ve had sausages in bread that they actually tasted bloody fantastic and well done to Eno for winning the coveted raffle prize (I’ve always thought Good Girls do Swallow) and the resulting cock funnel down down. \nGreat effort by the co-hares for putting on such a great night of hash\, in fact it was so good next weeks hare (Arsenic) has decided to set the run from the very same swampland for the T&A Run.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/276-back-to-dogobah/
LOCATION:Coombabah Lakelands Conservation Area\, Rain Tree Glenn\, Coombabah\, QLD\, 4216\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#275: Cum SOC's Frascott Frolic
DESCRIPTION:What a run / walk!!! \nGreat territory through the Varsity Lakes Wetlands and beyond.  A technically challenging trail as technically speaking we had no idea where we were going\, that in theory was 6km long but because of the record number of on backs was in fact 9.4km………I should know\, I did them all. \nWell done to the hare (Cum SOC) for a huge effort in finding so much bush in the urban jungle including an island sojourn (well we were promised a circular run…) that the runners really appreciated and didn’t complain about what so ever…… \nIn the circle Derrolicked my Balls scored the run an A for effort and an F for what I assume stood for F$ckin awesome or in the decimal system a 6.9. Ballbag’s enthralling walkers report went on so long I nodded off and missed the score but I think he really liked it… \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges were then laid and just when we thought the night was wrapping some of the greatest crimes in Covid Rehash history was solved with the down down vessel of Derrolicked my Balls\, Ballbag’s tea cup and Baaah Sinisters stubby holder all mysteriously appearing in a nearby shopping trolley. Whodunit we may never know but they definitely have an engraving kit!! \nWell done to the hare for the top nosh and another great night of hash. Next week we do it all again with the Double Trouble run as Y2KY Jelly and Derrolicked my Balls join forces to guide us through the swamplands of Coombabah.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/275-cum-socks-frascott-frolic/
LOCATION:Frascott Park\, 44 Frascot Avenue\, Varsity Lakes\, Queensland\, 4227\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#274: Christmas in July
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Covid-274.mp4 \nWe ran (6.48km / 1hr 12min)\, we walked (4.48km / 3 days 2 hrs 8 min)\, we ate (Turkey surprise)\, we drank (Tun Mid)…..and then some real dodgy half naked dude cruised in ….claiming to be Santa and forced us to sit on his knee as he handed out presents ……..WTF. \nFortunately\, I could only hear what happened next as I went totally blind as soon as I saw Santa’s get up or maybe it was a result of deliberately spraying stripper glitter in my eyes\, I’ll never really know\, but the photos speak for themself. \nTo wrap up the festivities Y2KY Jelly “baked” a cake on the birthday boys (WTFAI) head as we celebrated his 69 + 1 (we all agreed an actual cake would have been really good idea….) and then spent the rest of the evening around the roaring bonfire that somehow we managed to put out despite the immense heat it was generating. \nNext week we do it all again with Cum SOC guiding us around the bushier bits of Burleigh as we celebrate the life of Ozzy Osbourne (probably without the live bat eating but get a Covid booster just in case) with the Prince of Darkness memorial run. Uber have been notified and will be on stand-by.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/274-christmas-in-july/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#273: Bastille Day Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Covid-273.mp4 \nSacre bleu. Who would have thought after all this time we find out the hare (Pepe Le Spew) is not only French but also a chef……incroyable!! \nIn a Bastille Day celebration that would put most of France to shame our very own Ratatouille feasted us on artisan bread\, bleu cheese and some French Stew concoction that was tres bien all washed down with a couple of bottles of…….Australie-Meridionale rouge but not before an epic 7.66km (57min) run and walk that took us to all parts of Surfers\, Bundall and beyond including a cheeky little car park hill and a Buck me Gently Cowboys piss stop.   \nBack in the circle James\, Peter or was it Paul scored the walk a 6.9 and in a surprising twist so did the GM for the run followed by the usual spiteful and vindicative charges. \nCongratulations to Spider Man for winning the sought after raffle prize. He has assured us the Butt Plug will be well used but to be fair considering where most of the raffle prizes are sourced I’d give it a good clean first.   \nThe night concluded with the unanimous decision by the committee to immediately create a new job……Chef de Hash to the obvious delight of Pepe. \nWell done to the hare for putting in a big effort and for hosting another amazing night of hash. Next week we do it all again from Tom Rose Park with all round top bloke Baaaaaaah Sinister guiding us around even more virgin bush as we celebrate Christmas in July.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/273-bastille-day-run/
LOCATION:Eileen Peters Park\, Esplanade\, Surfers Paradise QLD\, 5 The Espalanade\, Surfers Paradise\, Queensland\, 4217\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#272: Tanabata Japanese star festival run
DESCRIPTION:It took a few false starts\, and plenty of attempts at withdrawing late\, but after some arm twisting\, Eno\, the hare put on a cracker. \nApparently there was a walk set\, and we were told they did it in reverse and back to front\, but there were plenty of doubters to the legitimacy of the claims. The run on the other hand\, with many thanks to the ex proxy GM of the mixed hash\, was already laid for us with their particular rat cunting and stylish flair\, what more could we ask for. \nWhat better way to celebrate Tanabata than with some Japanese(maybe Irish) black beer at the perfectly timed piss stop\, the walkers arrived 30seconds before the runners\, but weren’t generous enough to shout them.After downing some refreshments and much talk about the potential for tits on the run\, we begin the long arduous journey home. \nThe walkers kept a brisk pace\, mainly to keep out of earshot of the dribble coming from the hare\, of course\, about tits on the run. \nThe runners however\, jetted up 2 floors into the mall searching for said tits. After hours of searching\, the best they could find was the cashier at liqourland as Derro filled his trolley with bevy’s. The escape from the labyrinth that is Robina town centre lead us finally past the much talked about tits on the run to the delight of Derro and Pepe. Derro’s hands were so sticky after the encounter\, that he couldn’t let the trolley go and ended up bringing it to the on afters. Fortunately for Pepe\, there was room for his French behind at the front end and hitched a ride to the finish. \nEno fired up the bbq\, and must surely have a sore wrist this morning (or maybe he’s used to it)\, as he turned those snags like a well oiled machine stuck in turbo mode. \nCircled was called\, with plenty of merciless charges enthralling the herd. A couple of returning runners copped their whack of aged tun light\, much to their disgust. Our ex GM must have been waiting for 8 more waters before he started drinking\, as the man flu reared its ugly head. \nSafe to say\, a great night was had by those who attended. I’m sure they would agree this could be Enos best run ever. \nWell done Hare. \nBrush up on your French accents and pull the blue cheese out from under your foreskins as Pepe Le Spew shows us how to celebrate Bastille day. \nOn on to Surfers paradise next Tuesday.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/272-e-no-tits-on-the-run/
LOCATION:Robina City Parklands\, Satadium Drive\,\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#271: Canadia Day
DESCRIPTION:This week we are celebrating CANADA DAY July 1st. Soon to be moved to July 4th to be part of US Independence Day.\nRun will be from Tom Rose Park. Bring your eat’n sticks for some good ol’ Canuck food.\nSorry\, Beavers are out of season at the moment!!
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/271-canadia-day/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250624T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T033720
CREATED:20250624T000628Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250625T010550Z
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SUMMARY:#270: Winter Solstice Run
DESCRIPTION:The innovation at this hash has no bounds…..\nSure it was an awesome run (8.5km) and walk (4.5km) over 1hr 45min and as advertised with a real sloppy back end but it’s the extra effort this hare (Arsenic) went to that will live long in the memory.\nTo organise a quality piss stop with a show……well that’s next level. Special thanks to the SES for demonstrating how they will rescue us when one of us finally comes a cropper in the bush ……I just hope we do better than their “patient”.\nThank God we took the time to catch the SES show as we made it to the on in just in time to save Ballbag’s from doing a second lap of the walkers trail….\nBack in the circle both the run and walks scored a 7 until we realised this would make it the ROTY so an appropriate discount was applied resulting in a 6.9 being recorded followed by the usual spiteful and vindictive charges.\nTo round off the night a rather tasty degenerative rice and sausage inspired paella was served before we had eight more beers and then started drinking (Yes\, he’s back). \nWell done to the hare for another great night of hash. Next week dust off your lumberjack shirts for the last ever O Canada Day run where we celebrate the country that bought us maple syrup\, Poutine\, Bieber and of course…..Fentanyl\, as WTFAI guides us around yet more bushy bits of the forest starting from Tom Rose Park.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/270-winter-solstice-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250620T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250620T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T033720
CREATED:20250624T000532Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250703T073843Z
UID:4947-1750444200-1750444200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#269: Poke-Her Tournament
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/269-poke-her-tournament/
LOCATION:Cleland Crescent\, 14 Cleland Crescent\, \, Broadbeach Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250617T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250617T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T033720
CREATED:20250616T071211Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250620T034605Z
UID:4928-1750185000-1750185000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#268 The Beechmont BallBreaker
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Covid-268.mp4 \nWhat the f&ck!!!! Does anyone else think the GM is trying to kill us? \nA mountain climb that will live long in the memory ……for all the wrong reasons. Virgin bush…….the whole f@ckin bush was virgin for good reason…..no one in their right f&ckin mind would go down there let alone go up the steepest hill known to mankind that never stopped. \nBut give this kennel of athletes a challenge not only do we take it on without any complaining whatsoever\, we smash it just like the beers at the superb drinks stop at the top of Freemans Lookout that were well earned after 1h 34 min or pure unadulterated torture that with a bit of luck we’ll never experience again. \nIt’s fair to say the run score reflected the pain and suffering endured on trail (0.69) but Derrolicked my Balls does like a good piss stop so a bonus six points was added and when combined with the walkers 9.9 (awarded by Ballbags) a combined 6.9 was recorded. \nIn the well run circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid including the first ever “drinking tea” charge (to be fair it was cold). \nWell done to the hare (Fresh Meat) for taking us to the edge (literally)\, the great piss stop\, on after location (in the middle of nowhere) and sausage inspired curry nosh. Also\, a big thank you to the Rural Fire Service for tending to the fire which slowed down the effects of the hypothermia post run. \nThis Friday (20th) we do it all again with a special #269 Poke-Her night including a cheeky little beer run / walk (details to follow).
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/268-the-beechmont-ballbreaker/
LOCATION:Lower Beechmont Conservation Area – Freemans Road\, 290 Freemans Road\, Lower Beechmont\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250610T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250610T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T033720
CREATED:20250604T011341Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250610T230454Z
UID:4912-1749580200-1749580200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#267: Tommy's Reach Around
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Covid-267.mp4 \nDespite the best efforts of Australian Customs the hare (Tommy Two Touch) finally escaped the cavity search room at Brisbane International just in time to set what was generally regarded a well laid trail.  \nUnfortunately due to extreme jet lag (he reckons it feels like he’s not even in Oz) and a sore arse the hare was unable to make the run or on after but his efforts were well rewarded with a 9.75  from our brewmaster extraordinaire (WTFAI) for the walk but somehow this was watered down like a Tun Light to 6.9 for reasons unknown. In a surprising twist the run was also scored a 6.9 by Derrolicked my Balls putting Tommy in a dead heat with pretty much every other hash man for Run of the Year (ROTY). \nBack in the circle the usual spiteful and vindicative charges were laid and perhaps one too many for the liking of the RA (Ballbag’s) with his brutal “how f$ckin longwinded is this circle becoming!!”. \nWell done to all those who braved the freezing cold to stand around the fire that somehow the walkers managed to get started with a special mention for the traditional Filipino feast organised by the hare (who knew they have Dominos in Manila). \nNext week we do it all again with the OJ run as Fresh Meat guides us around even more virgin bush followed by a police chase from the Beechmont Hotel. 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/267-tommys-reach-around/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250603T183000
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DTSTAMP:20260413T033720
CREATED:20250528T002830Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250616T072611Z
UID:4849-1748975400-1748975400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#266: A Racket with BallBags
DESCRIPTION:Wimbledon\, Roland Garros\, Flushing Meadows and Melbourne Park are all venues synonymous with the greats of tennis and now it’s time to add the Royal Miami Tennis Club to the list! \nSomeone call the ATP because the best talent in men’s tennis just happens to be bunch of young\, good looking roosters from a running / walking club with a drinking problem on the Gold Coast. There’s no doubt tennis was the winner on the night (along with the club house bar takings) but only due to the transformative coaching delivered from our very own Ballbag’s and his far less able “assistant “ Eno. \nTurns out Ballbag’s is not just a legendary tennis coach but a Guinness world record holder for the plank putting younger members of the Covid Re-Hash kennel to shame. \nIn an attempt to “blend in” our very own GM (Fresh Meat) turned up in a Salvos inspired get up including a large sized 4.5 pound her but in late news his dissatisfied missus has confirmed “if only he had 4.5 inches”…. \nBack in the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid but not before our greatest ever hash man “Baaaaaaaaaaaah Sinister” awarded a 10 for the night discounting it by 3.1 due to the “tennis” theme resulting in an overall 6.9 \nIn what can only be described as a miscarriage of justice WTFAI was awarded the 2025 Covid Re-Hash Tennis “Champagne” Bowl Champion but for the third straight year Cum Smoke failed to show up to hand over the trophy so unfortunately no result was recorded. \nWell done to the hare (Ballbag’s) for putting on a great night of hash. Next week we do it all again (except for the tennis) as Thomas the Toucher guides us around a virgin bit of Nerang Forest starting from Tom Rose Park. \nOn On
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/266-a-racket-with-ballbags/
LOCATION:Miami Tennis Club\, 26 Courtside Dr\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTAMP:20260413T033720
CREATED:20250521T003928Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250528T004044Z
UID:4831-1748370600-1748370600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#265: Pepe's Caca in the forrest
DESCRIPTION:Despite being advertised as Pepe’s Caca in the forest it was far from shit\, in fact it’s fair to say if there was any caca it was in fact…….. “good shit” or least that’s what we thought after Eno’s run report but true to form our founding father (Ballbags) set the record straight with his brutally honest “complete fail” assessment of the walkers trail with a 5.5 being awarded (sounds like someone got lost again) saved only by WTFAI’s “addendum report” adding a healthy 1.4 bonus points resulting in an overall score of 6.9 \nWell done to the hare (Pepe Le Spew) for utilising work time with his clients to set a 5.73km well timed (59min 57sec) trail. \nIn the circle “Maverick” (or was it “Goose”) egged on the kennel resulting in a record number of charges being laid including a welcome return of the refurbished Skol-a-Rama 3000 for the anointing of the hashmen who probably need to re-assess their choices in life having dedicated over 150 nights to the Covid Re-hash  (Derrolicked my Balls\, Arsenic and top hash man Baaah Sinister). Despite the barmy conditions (22C) the emergency pinecones were put to good use as we feasted on Tableau (turns out Pepe is French!!!) around the fire. \nNext week we do it all again (except for the running\, fire & tableau) as Ballbag’s once again risks his membership at Miami Tennis Club as we play for the 2025 Covid Re-Hash Tennis Bowl (assuming Smokie turns up with the “trophy”).
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/265-pepes-caca-in-the-forrest/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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