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SUMMARY:#227: Pepe's Main Beached As Bro
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/227-pepes-main-beached-as-bro/
LOCATION:Main Beach Playground\, 3602 Main Beach Parade\, Gold Coast\, QLD\, 4217\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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UID:4491-1724783400-1724783400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#228: Eno Lost in the Bush
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/227/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20240903T183000
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UID:4511-1725388200-1725388200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#229: Phil's Virgin Hare
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/229-phils-virgin-bush-trail/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20240910T183000
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CREATED:20240909T063900Z
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UID:4494-1725993000-1725993000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#230: Tennis Ballbags
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/230-tennis/
LOCATION:GCS Tennis Club\, 24 Pizzey Drive\, Mermaid Waters\, Queensland\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20240917T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20240917T183000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20240909T063942Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20240923T020352Z
UID:4496-1726597800-1726597800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#231: Derro's Birthday
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/WhatsApp-Video-2024-09-23-at-11.51.09.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/231-derros-birthday/
LOCATION:Diamond Beach Resort\, 10-16 Alexandra Ave\, Mermaid Beach\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20240924T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20240924T183000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20240923T004148Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20240923T015743Z
UID:4527-1727202600-1727202600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#232 Pepe's Magical Mystery Tour
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/WhatsApp-Video-2024-09-23-at-11.51.09.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/232/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241001T180000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241001T210000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20241007T020957Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20241013T084953Z
UID:4544-1727805600-1727816400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#233 Baah's Varsity Trail
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/elif-63611147171_garmin-health_1727815144687.mp4\nBaah Sinister decided that we needed to explore new bush. So the run is set around Varsity Lakes
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/233-baahs-varsity-trail/
LOCATION:Varsith Lakes\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241008T180000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241008T210000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20241007T021222Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20241007T104557Z
UID:4548-1728410400-1728421200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#234 Fresh Meat's Sequential run
DESCRIPTION:two\, three\, four …let’s see you in the Forest Floor
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/234-fresh-meats-sequential-run/
LOCATION:Burley Griffen Drive\, Maudsland\, 37 Burley Griffin Drive\, Maudsland QLD 4210\, QLD\, 4210\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241015T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241015T213000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20241013T085417Z
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UID:4554-1729017000-1729027800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#235 Cum Smokes stroll(er)
DESCRIPTION:Smokey assures us an award winning run is at hand (as he is probably sitting in his hands while not planning this run \n 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/235-cum-smokes-stroller/
LOCATION:Hinterland Regional Park public toilet\, Hardys Rd & Bertana Drive\, Mudgeeraba\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241022T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241022T213000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20241021T225629Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20241028T232234Z
UID:4556-1729621800-1729632600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#236 Arsenic's Awful Amble
DESCRIPTION:Arsenic will take us on a well laid-out and planned run. Leaving from Covid HQhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/WhatsApp-Video-2024-10-23-at-09.30.39.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/236-arsenics-awful-amble/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241029T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241029T213000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20241028T231110Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20241031T081355Z
UID:4558-1730226600-1730237400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#237 Eno's Grave Gremlin Outing
DESCRIPTION:In the interest of all you dirty f@%kers that want to go get your thing on in the Graveyard\, we will be helping you get your (tomb)rocks   off.\nGet your tired bones out there tonight for a Ghoulishy delight run and maybe some goulash for a feed too.https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/WhatsApp-Video-2024-10-31-at-06.56.26.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/237-enos-grave-gremlin-outing/
LOCATION:Arsenic’s backdoor\, 26 A Kerria Crescent\, Ashmore\, QLD\, Australia
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241105T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241105T213000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20241031T081807Z
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UID:4571-1730831400-1730842200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#238 BallBags blow by
DESCRIPTION:This week we running from BallBag’s place – this means we will probably be getting some golf course action too. So come out swinging (not that kind of swinging you dirty dogs)https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/WhatsApp-Video-2024-11-05-at-21.35.50.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/238-ballbags-blow-by/
LOCATION:3 Karrinyup Pl\, 3 Karrinyup Pl\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241112T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241112T213000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20241112T033426Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20241125T131051Z
UID:4573-1731436200-1731447000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#239 Fresh Meat's Fresh Air Stroll
DESCRIPTION:There is always a plan B and Fresh Meat has ensured that we can still clock up some steps by walking from the table to the bar to the condiments table and the toilets or getting wet running around looking for a dry spot. Either way – the Hash will run/walk/limphttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/WhatsApp-Video-2024-11-12-at-20.38.45.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/239-fresh-meats-fresh-air-stroll/
LOCATION:Commercial Hotel\, Cnr Ferry &\, Price St\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241119T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241119T220000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20241125T130622Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20241125T130839Z
UID:4582-1732041000-1732053600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#240 Thomas touched my Todger
DESCRIPTION:Thomas the Toucher takes us on an exploratory run through HQ (Tom Rosehttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/WhatsApp-Video-2024-11-20-at-10.14.25.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/240-thomas-touched-my-todger/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241126T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241126T213000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20241125T234831Z
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UID:4593-1732645800-1732656600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#241 Derro's Back from Vegas lucky gamble in the Forest
DESCRIPTION:He is back from Vegas but it sounds like it might be a bit of a crap shot tonight. If you play your cards right you might get a lucky touch from TTT but at the very least there will hopefully be a stack of chips (and dip) at the end.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/241-derros-back-from-vegas-lucky-gamble-in-the-forest/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20241203T213000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20241203T015744Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20241203T015744Z
UID:4595-1733250600-1733261400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#243 Derro's abandoning us (in the forest)
DESCRIPTION:He just got back and decided that the stinky smell from you blokes was too much to handle so he is off again. Can he get us lost\, I mean navigated\, through the forest one last time…
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/243-derros-abandoning-us-in-the-forest/
LOCATION:Lower Beechmont Conservation Area\, 18-6 Belliss Road\, Clagiraba\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250114T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250114T210000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20250114T060236Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250114T060236Z
UID:4598-1736879400-1736888400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#246 Meat and Eat at the Pav
DESCRIPTION:Mick is taking us on a run around Margaritaville aka Burleigh Heads.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/246-meat-and-eat-at-the-pav/
LOCATION:John Laws Park\, The Esplanade\, Burleigh Heads\, QLD\, 4220\, Australia
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DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250204T183000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
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SUMMARY:#250: Burleigh Bush Bash
DESCRIPTION:Well it only took 250 runs but finally a hare worked out how to set a f%ckin great bush trail\, piss stop and nosh. Well done to Derrolicked my Balls for all the effort planning and setting the run (apparently all his hours spent in the Burleigh bush had nothing to do with his Mother-in-Law being in town). \nHowever\, despite the GM’s best laid plans somehow Arsenic managed to go to the wrong run location (Tom Rose) with a rice cooker full of ……….uncooked rice. Suffice to say our first “Dickhead of the Week” was duly awarded.  Back on the trail the runners slipped and slided for 6.7km before scaring the shit out of the particpants doing the pub quiz at the Burleigh Town Hotel. To the runners utter shock and surprise the navigationally challeged walkers managed to turn up in time for a round of drinks to celebrate Tommy Two Strokes re-naming (and birthday). \nBack at the circle the usual spiteful and vindicative charges were laid followed by a moving ceremony as we finally numbered Where The Fuck Am I (#22). Next week we do it all again with our latest member setting the trail and sorting out the nosh (expect Poutain and Beaver Tails). \nOnOn
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-250/
LOCATION:West Burleigh Park South\, 200 W Burleigh Rd\, Burleigh Heads\, Queensland\, 4220\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250211T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250211T183000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20250211T025527Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250211T233046Z
UID:4622-1739298600-1739298600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#251: WTF AM I's Virgin Covid Run
DESCRIPTION:What da F&ck…..turns out WTFAI isn’t as navigationally challenged as we all thought…..Bloody great runners & walker’s trail set including flour in the forest\, piss stop of the year (maple syrup whisky) and his take on sausages in bread. Unfortunately\, the promises of plenty of fentanyl never materialised despite hosting the on after in a homeless shelter but despite that a good time was had by all. \nNext week we do it all again with Tommy Two Stroke the hare.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/251-wtf-am-is-virgin-run/
LOCATION:Eden Park Nerang\, Eden Ct\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250218T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250218T183000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20250218T010930Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250226T014718Z
UID:4631-1739903400-1739903400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#252: Tommy's Virgin Touching in the Bush
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Covid-252.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/252-tommys-virgin-touching-in-the-bush/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250225T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250225T183000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20250220T011858Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250226T012455Z
UID:4635-1740508200-1740508200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#253: The Nut-Sack & Bum-Hole
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Covid-253.mp4 \nFinally\, the Covid Hash achieved something…. It may have only taken Arsenic two years to plan and 15 minutes of hash effort\, but the bloody Pianola finally made it safe and sound indoors to the delight of the neighbours despite the late excuses from the man surely cut out for the job (Mr Piano aka Pepe Le Spew). Notwithstanding the effort of everyone it turns out the real hero of the move was none other than the late arriving (strategic move?) WTFAI without whose clear directions we would surely have got …..lost? \nSurprisingly (first time ever) the run /walk started on time to our favourite “walk through” bottle-o at the Ashmore Tavern where we seem to be on first name basis with all the staff…. Post piss-stop the usual excuses kicked in resulting in half of the pack being driven back to the on after where in the circle the usual nasty and vindicative charges were laid but not before a feast fit for a …….Pianola removal team was put on courtesy of the co-hares Nut Sack and Bum Hole.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/253-the-nut-sack-bum-hole/
LOCATION:Arsenic’s backdoor\, 26 A Kerria Crescent\, Ashmore\, QLD\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250304T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250304T183000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20250226T012703Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250305T021446Z
UID:4642-1741113000-1741113000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#254: Baaah's Ballzup - Part Deux
DESCRIPTION:Baaah’s Ballzup – Part Deux from the end of Belliss Road\, Lower Beechmont Conservation Area. \nhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Covid-254.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/254-baaahs-ballzup-part-deux/
LOCATION:Lower Beechmont Conservation Area- Bellis Road section\, Beliss Road\, Clagiraba\, Queensland\, 4211
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250318T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250318T183000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20250305T021856Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250324T012738Z
UID:4658-1742322600-1742322600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#255: Arse's Alfie Bush Tour
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Covid-255.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/255/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250325T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250325T183000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20250324T012233Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250326T023926Z
UID:4669-1742927400-1742927400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#256: Smokey's Gone With The Wind
DESCRIPTION:A very late contender for Run of the Year (ROTY) and the Karen Pini with 3.7km of pure bush bashing torture up Water Tower Hill.  Despite the hare being pulled into an emergency body corporate meeting somehow the pack managed to keep together and follow the trail up\, down and back around to Smokie’s with no complaints whatsoever. \nThe real hero of the night however was Parmy Tuesday at Club Helensvale (despite the hare’s arrangements\, the Kiwi Fush & Chups shop was in fact…..shut) followed by the circle in the car park where the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid followed by WTFAI being drawn as the winner of the raffle which in a really weird co-incidence was a book about his home town\, Vancouver. At that exact moment club security decided to kill the car park lights just in time to save us from another re-telling of how bad ref calls robbed the Canucks of both the 1994 & 2011 Stanley Cup’s and the resulting riots. \nhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Covid-256.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/256-smokeys-gone-with-the-wind/
LOCATION:Discovery\, 123 Discovery Drive\, Helensvale\, QLD\, 4212\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250401T180000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250401T180000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20250326T022950Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250409T000018Z
UID:4676-1743530400-1743530400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#257: AGPU
DESCRIPTION:Next week is the Annual General Piss Up (AGPU) were we attempt to drink our body weight in beer and then ride a mechanical bull (what could possibly go wrong). All subject to change but at this stage it’s looking like….\n \nWhere: Eileen Peters Park\, 5 Esplanade\, Surfers Paradise\nTime: 6pm warm up beers / Fireballs followed by a 30min run/walk\nNosh: Curry @ https://tandooriplace.com.au/\nCost: In theory nothing but it’s the Covid Hash so bring some cash …\nDress Code: Yee-hawhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-257.mp4\n									 \n2025 AGPU Awards
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/257-agpu/
LOCATION:Eileen Peters Park\, 5 The Esplanade\, Surfers Paradise
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250408T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250408T183000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20250408T014424Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250408T235115Z
UID:4686-1744137000-1744137000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#258: The New Regime
DESCRIPTION:Well\, our greatest fears have been realised. The tyrannical reign of Fresh Meat has begun and as threatened for the first time the Covid Rehash now has a book of rules\, by-laws and tariffs for the primary benefit of the new GM. \nClearly the new regime had been taking advise from Jelly as the circle broke all-time records with an unusually high number of spiteful and vindictive charges laid primarily related to crimes from the AGPU. \nThank God Arsenic saved the night (you don’t hear that often) with his fine selection of vintage Tun Lights\, Cock Funnel and run scoring mechanism (someone bring a lighter next week) resulting in a 69 being awarded to the hare. \nIn a moving ceremony the new committee members were anointed with the Skol-a-Rama 3000 being put to good use followed by a Sausage Feast\, moist Chocolate Cake and Tawny Port worthy of the inaugural night under the new dicktatorship. \nDespite rumours of a new Covid Rehash v2.0 starting up next Tuesday we do it all again with Arsenic guiding us around another bit of bush somewhere on the coast for the Easter Beer Hunt. \nhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-258.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/258-the-new-regime/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250415T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250415T183000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20250414T055806Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250422T002007Z
UID:4754-1744741800-1744741800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#259: Arsey’s Easter Beer Hunt
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-259.mp4 \nWhen the Hare finally arrived\, fashionably late\, and after plenty of pissing and moaning\, the GM finally showed up and we were underway. \nArsenic took the trail to new heights\, we started the incline\, then we ran up another hill\, then came another rise to what we thought was the pinnacle\, then came 64 more hills. After plenty of cursing we finally levelled out and began a the very steep road home. \nWe were graciously interrupted by a cold and frothing reward for our efforts (and they weren’t even Tuns). \nAfter a Jelly length circle\, which included the inauguration of our new RA- Ballbags\, we dined out on a chicken and chorizo dish with a side of inseminated rice (or was it germinated??? I can’t quite remember)
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/259-arseys-about-face-fuk-up-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250422T183000
DTSTAMP:20260414T024837
CREATED:20250422T001130Z
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SUMMARY:#260: Anzac Day Run
DESCRIPTION:What better way to honour the spirit of the ANZACs than with a splash of rum & milk pre-run\, Last Post on the speaker\, and a ragtag bunch of blokes trotting around Nerang forest in the dark? That’s exactly what went down this week\, kicking off from Brookfield Court. \nBaaah Sinister was our hare for the night—though judging by the number of times he hit the deck\, you’d think he was auditioning for Swan Lake.  \nThe trail? Seven scenic k’s of winding bushland\, punctuated by a few close calls. Derrolicked almost cuddled up with a snake (luckily the snake had better places to be)\, and Fresh Meat put on a show\, slipping and squealing like his dignity was on the line—which\, frankly\, it was. Pepe Le Spew was out the front as the FRB (Front Running Bastard)\, though I swear he’d sold his soul for that sort of pace. \nTime on trail? A respectable 1 hour and 23 minutes\, though it felt longer if you had Baaah Sinister falling over in front of you every 200 metres. \nScores on the doors: \nRun: 6.969 (rounding not allowed here) \nWalk: 9.69 (because the walkers always reckon they’ve done it tougher) \nBack at the circle\, the Down Downs flowed thick and fast. Plenty of charges were dished out—some for genuine offences\, most for just showing up. Special mention to Baaah Sinister for losing\, and then finding\, his long-lost drinking vessel—lost a year ago and planted by Fresh Meat\, who sneakily engraved it and buried it like some sort of demented treasure hunt. Poetic stuff. \nNosh was top-notch: Turkish lamb kebabs with fresh salad and garlic yoghurt. Hats off to the hare for not poisoning us (this time). \nIn true Rehash spirit\, the banter was rough\, the circle rowdy\, and the beers cold. Just how we like it. \nOn On! \nhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-259.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/260-anzac-day-run/
LOCATION:Brookfield Court Reserve\, 31 Brookfield Court\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#261: Freedom Day Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-261.mp4 \nFreeeeeeeeedom. \nWhat a night of South Africa’s finest foods and beers with plenty of Biltong\, Boerewors\, Bunny Chow\, Potjiekos and Castle Lagers to boot. Well\, that’s what could have happened\, but our resident Saffa is………Eno. \nUpon arrival at the on on both runners and walkers were presented with …….a map. The promised tits on the run did eventuate……..sort of ………courtesy of a shopping mall billboard. \nIn the circle a generous combined score of -1.69 was awarded to the hare followed by some old bloke wearing a shopping bag on his head anointing our 23rd hashman……..Cum SOC and duly presented him with a biologically concerning Cum Sock necklace. \nIn a not surprising development\, it turns out all in attendance have now quit their jobs and set up Airtasker profiles.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/261-enos-robina-jaunt/
LOCATION:Jack Wilson Park\, Rear\, 39 Thorngate Dr\, Robina QLD 4226\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#262: Cinco De Mayo Cellar-bration
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-261.mp4\nAy\, Caramba……..Perfecto!!! For the first time in the history of hash the first ever set of 10’s was awarded by both walkers and the runners. \nA real tour de Nerang combining both the best bits of the urban and real jungle over 7.82km with an expertly timed high quality (tequila) piss stop for both the walkers and runners including Ballbag’s first ever lick\, drink\, suck (that he can remember\, surely). \nBack at the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid primarily in the direction of our very own Mexican (Y2KY Jelly) followed by a fiesta fit for El Chapo but not before Eno was banned from ever attempting a Spanish??? accent again. \nIn late breaking news our very own Derrolicked my Balls has signed on as the official Nash Hash 2027 DJ and based on his raffle draw win should have plenty of epic tunes to play. \nWell done to the hare (WTFAI) for putting on a great night of hash. Next week we do it all again with Cum SOC’s virgin run somewhere in Burleigh.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/262-cinco-de-mayo-cellar-bration/
LOCATION:Rotoract Park\, Nerang\, 2 Balyando Drive\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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