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SUMMARY:#287: Thanksgiving Day (Canada)
DESCRIPTION:8 for the walk + 12 for the run = 20 divided by 2 = a perfect 10. By my reckoning that means it was Run of the Year and congratulations to Y2KY Jelly (hare). \nIf only it was that simple. Turns out the sergeant went crazy with his discounting calculator deducting points for a lack of bush\, GC 500 route\, its perfect timing (1hr 00min 00sec)\, idyllic on after setting\, length (8km)\, fake tits on the run\, not enough shopping malls traversed but it would appear the biggest crime was a combination of running past six Irish bars\, running through the Surfers Paradise surf club but worst of all\, popping into Cocksucker Cowboys but not managing to get a round in !!! All this meant a very thirsty kennel discounted 3.1 from the original score resulting in a 6.9 being recorded. \nIn the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive chargers were laid\, and we discovered the true meaning of “Meat at the Fire station”. Despite the councils attempts to spoil our fun with their 8pm BBQ power outage the Thanksgiving feast was saved by our new friends from the local English language school and their portable tabletop Gasmate. Unfortunately\, we could not fit the Turkey on it but (luckily?) the hare had also brought some (delicious?) vegetarian patties\, so we dined on maple syrup inspired Canuck Burgers instead. \nThe super excited winner of the raffle was Ballbag’s. Known for his generosity he immediately shared his “bag of balls” with the birthday girl from the school but I’m not sure what he did with the raffle prize. \nThanks to the hare for another great night of hash. Next week we do it all again with Cum SOC’s looking to redeem himself with the Diwali Run.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/287-happy-thanksgiving-canada-day/
LOCATION:Budds Beach\, 33 River Drive\, Budds Beach\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#288: Divali - Festival of Lights
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Covid-288.mp4 \nThe innovation in this hash knows no bounds. Clearly the hare (Cum SOC) is shooting for a renaming with his Jizz-a-Lot toilet paper hanging skills. So impressed was the hare with his trail markings he was quick to point them out to the kennel just in case we missed them!!! \nIn saying that it was well-marked\, with jizz stained toilet paper lighting up the way through the spider infested dense bush terrain and multiple logs of doom. In fact\, the first part of the terrain was so up and down and all but impenetrable it resulted in the slowest first kilometre (23min 29sec) in the history of the Covid Rehash along with the most claret split. Luckily it was impossible to get lost if you followed the hares pre-run instructions that “it’s a big circle” but as usual no know was listening\, so we did. \nBy share luck the runners finally stumbled across the quality (non-Tun) piss stop with the hare outdoing himself with a festival of city lights lookout worthy of the Diwali Run. Unfortunately\, the walker (WTFAI) was not so lucky to make it. \nThe second part of the run wasn’t much faster thanks to what can only be described as the biggest act of rat c$nting …..ever. Pepe\, clearly a bushman not fond of going back up the thousand steps he’s just been down\, could be heard ranting “Putain de rat connard batard” for the rest of the run as only a Frenchman can. \nBack in the circle WTFAI give the 40min / 2km walk a 10 out of 10 but upon further quizzing it turns out he was just glad to have made it back to the on after alive with all the blood loss he had experienced so on review a revised 6.9 was scored due to the share number of conflicting arrows near the end (Border Hash had run there the night before). Pepe scored the 54min 30sec / 3.07km run using a whole lot of mathematical equations that we think roughly matched the walkers score so an overall 6.9 was recorded. \nThe usual spiteful and vindicative charges then followed but not before we honoured WTFAI with his 50th run cummemorative bottle opener and wished him all the best with his upcoming wedding to Ting Tong in the Philippines. \nWell down to Jizz-a-Lot (aka Cum SOC) for putting on another great night of hash. Next week we do it all again with Hashoween as Fresh Meat guides around some of the spookier bits of the coast.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/288-divali-festival-of-lights/
LOCATION:Marjorie St Henry Park\, Tabilban Street\, Burleigh Heads\, Queensland\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#289: Hashoween haunted trail
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Covid-289.mp4 \nYee-haw. In what can only be described as one the most terrifying Hashoween experiences ever witnessed by this kennel\, our illustrious GM took to the stage of the Beginners & Learners Line Dancing night at the Beechmont Hotel and showed the amassed crowd “how it was done”. \nScary stuff indeed proving two left feet don’t make anything right. Clearly it was too much for management\, as not for the first time\, security escorted him off the premises before we even had a chance to have the circle. \nAll this after what can only be described as one of the wettest runs on record. The fact we made it on trail was nothing short of a miracle with the run location changing every five minutes resulting in a clearly confused Cum SOC showing up late claiming “I’ve been past this place ten times already”. We all agreed pin drop’s on Google Maps were super confusing but no worries coz the GM wasn’t exactly punctual either with his usual “there was a power line down and I had to go the long way round” excuse even going to the lengths of producing fake AI photo’s to prove his case. \nAll this while the super early arriving Derricked my Balls and Baah Sinister sat in a steamed-up Golf on the corner of a busy country road downing Boags in Halloween costumes ……. yeah\, it was f&ckin weird night. \nUnfortunately\, it was so wet even the waterproof flour laid by the hare (FreshMeat) failed meaning we had to rely on “going right” resulting in a shorter than expected 3km / 30-minute run followed by Taco Tuesday at the pub. \nAs usual Baah Sinister won the raffle (is it rigged?) but to date has not been able to remove the tight fitting extra small Man Utd top. Well done to the hare for putting on another memorial night of hash in fact he’s so keen to create even bigger and better memories next week he has only put his hand up for the Giddy Up Melbourne Cup run next Tuesday.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/289-hashoween-haunted-trail/
LOCATION:Country Paradise Parklands\, 231 Beaudesert Nerang Rd\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#290: Giddy Up Melbourne Cup
DESCRIPTION:Giddy up indeed. Straight from Melbourne Cup festivities the half cut kennel rocked up to the “real” home of the hash\, Royal Cascade Gardens\, to the clear delight of Y2KY Jelly and Ballbag’s. \nAs they regaled everyone with stories of the “good old days from the gardens” we had to abruptly cut their stories short otherwise we may never had got the run on the road. With clear instructions to the walker (Ballbag’s) of “work it out for yourself if you lose trail”\, the runners embarked of a bushy sojourn around the Gardens fully expecting to cum across our favourite Octogenarian much earlier on root but to everyone’s surprise we only caught up to him on the Oceanway just in time to share the most important run instructions of the night\, “were going to the pub.” \nUnfortunately\, Y2KY Jelly was refused entry into the Broadbeach Bowls baah for having too much pubic hare on his chest so we were relegated to VB’s (it’s non-Tun\, so I guess it was a quality piss stop) outside on the greens. \nIn the circle we all agreed Ballbags was way too quick in cracking all the checks\, but it sounded like he did the whole trail\, even nipping into the massage parlour for a quick rub & tug (claimed he was only following the arrow) and catching a show at the Pink Flamingo. To be fair even the cops tried to slow him down\, mistaking him for the notorious nursing home escapee “Kevin” but when questioned Ballbag’s was able to provide a visual demonstration of how he earned his hash name which seemed to be all the ID the crack team from CSI Broadbeach could handle. \nAs for the scores\, well Ballbag’s loved his eventful 1hr 10min on trail and gave it an 8 out of 10 however surprisingly\, considering we thought “Cascade f$ckin Gardens” was a term of endearment\, Y2KY Jelly only gave it a 1 but on countback an overall 6.9 was recorded due to the quality piss stop. \nThe evening wrapped up with the usual spiteful and vindicative charges but not before a few quick games of table football with our newfound\, and very well organised\, South American friends. \nA special mention to Eno F&ck All for concealing a black wooden dildo key chain up his arse to evade Australian customs. The holiday “present” was well received by the GM who went into way too much detail on the ways he is going to use it. \nNext Tuesday we do it all again with Arsenic and the Remembrance Day run.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/290-giddy-up-melbourne-cup/
LOCATION:Cascade Gardens\, 2690 Gold Coast Highway\, Broadbeach\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#291: Remembrance Day
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Covid-291.mp4 \nAs the pipes played (literally)\, we remembered all those hash men who had made the ultimate sacrifice so we could run (and walk) freely around the streets of Ashmore. In the words of the unmentionable FREEEEEEDOM!!!!!!! \nAs we wiped away our tears we were informed by the hare (Arsenic) that yet another isolated thunderstorm had hit the Ashmore Tavern and surrounding areas five minutes before the run\, which was a little strange coz there was no evidence of it on the ground but to be fair there was no evidence of chalk\, paper or flour either so it must have been true. \nWith the traditional shots of Jack dispensed the fired up pack hit the 7.1km / 1hr 25min trail to our ultimate destination\, Ashmore Tavern Drive Thru. \nTurns out the Covid Re-Hash ban is still in place despite Ellen being on her night off so with the wail of sirens in the background the pack departed for the footy ground picnic table where we discovered the remnants of ArseNic’s “dog walk” from the night before. \nBack in the circle an enthusiastic Ballbag’s gave the walk a 5 but was then reminded of the ginger beer piss stop so added a 1.9 to the score. Derrolicked my Balls was excited with all the virgin bush on root and agreed a 6.9 was well deserved. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges then followed but not before the RA was presented with his ceremonial robe for the upcoming naming of Pete and just when he thought Liverpool’s 3-0 defeat to Man City was a distant memory\, Baaaah Sinister was presented with his latest child size footy top. \nIn a shocking twist it turns out the mystery of the “SKOL-a-RAMA 3000” was no mystery at all\, with FreshMeat finally fessing up to his heinous crime. Punishment was swiftly dispensed in the form of warm Tun Mid to the delight of the GM and his falsely accused accomplices. \nWell done to the hare for yet another memorable night of hash. Next week my monies on the FreshMeat finding the cock funnel in his “shed” just in time for the “Where the f*ck have ewe been run?” all assuming WTFAI’s rash from his recent Asian brothel tour has cleared up by then. \n					\n		https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/WhatsApp-Video-2025-11-12-at-10.21.59-AM.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/291-remembrance-day/
LOCATION:Heeb Street\, 137 Heeb Street\, Ashmore\, QLD\, 4214\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#292: Where the F&ck have you ewe been run
DESCRIPTION:As expected\, WTFAI’s Philippine “yacht regatta” involved very little sailing and was way more a tour of Manila’s Makati red light district known for its midget wrestling and girly bars. Unfortunately\, it sounds like one of his sailing crew mates may have cum a cropper with a “lady” he met in one of the bars as it turns out she/he may have missed a very important hospital appointment\, but we may never know the full story coz “what happens in Manila stays in Manila” \nTalking of being f&cked and despite the extremely isolated thunderstorm that hit Nerang Forest minutes before the run\, paper was found on trail guiding us through literally every spider web in the forest to the audible delight of Eno F$ck All who then had the audacity in the circle to claim he didn’t complain over the hour long\, 4.7km bush bash. \nThe walkers had their own challenges over their 3km\, 58 min trail with Ballbag’s deciding to add more adventure to his evening by firstly losing his head torch\, which he then “found” …on his head\, that then ran out of battery charge 100 metres into the bush. Despite being effectively blind on trail his sixth sense for toad killing kicked in with a direct hit proving cane toads are no match for walking canes. \nIn the circle Baaah Sinister scored the run a 6.9 claiming the runners had been f$cked and the walkers report went on so long we could only assume a 6.9 was also scored. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges followed but not before WTFAI (hare) christened his “new” running shoes with ice cold Tun Mid.. \nWell done to the hare for another great night of hash and the Lasagna nosh. Special mention to Cum SOC (proxy GM) for demonstrating what real leadership should look like and Eno F&ck All (proxy Sergeant) for running the circle. \nNext week we do it all again with Ballbags and his LXXXVII birthday run.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/292-where-the-fck-have-you-ewe-been-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#293: Ballbag's LXXXVII Birthday Run
DESCRIPTION:When the author of “How to set a trail\, and win friends” is the hare\, ewe know it is going to be a technical trail\, and to be fair it sure bloody was. \nThree hours of trail laying effort in midday heat nearly saw the hare (Ballbags) admitted to Robina Hospital where Rosemary’s “Do Not Resuscitate” instructions are clearly understood\, but she found him just in time to drive him around to do all the on backs…..which explains a lot. \nSure\, it’s not often the runners are behind the walkers but with all the on backs it certainly helped keep the pack together\, which was handy as we debated the merits of a check next to an on back and answered one of the many mysteries of hash ……..just how many arrows from a check are too many before an on back (obviously this is a trick question as everyone knows the right answer is ten). \nSomehow\, despite the runners and walkers following the same trail markings\, three different distances were recorded with the Runners enduring 6.9km over 1hr 2min\, short cutting walkers (mislead by the notorious cheating walker…..WTFAI) with 4.something km / 1hr 7min and the over achieving walkers cumming in at 5.1km / 1hr 10min. \nRumours suggesting the runners had in fact given up halfway have been grossly mis-represented by the hare\, as it was merely a hot night\, and we needed a hydration top up at the on after. \nThe heat and humidity also delayed the circle as we needed to charge up the defibrillator and administer the paddles for WTFAI who clearly did too much “sailing” on his recent Southeast Asian adventure. \nFor some unknown reason the sergeant (Arsenic) decided at this point to channel his inner Pauline and went all Burka on us followed by Miscarriage awarding the walk (or was it the run) a 8.7 and in a shocking twist Baaaah Sinister also scored the run (or was it the walk) an 8.7. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges followed\, and you wouldn’t believe it the hare won the raffle followed by a rousing rendition of hash e birthday. \nWell done to Ballbags for settling an awesome trail in such challenging conditions and then knocking up an Italian feast fit for a Roman Emperor. Next week it is the Thanksgiving Day (the proper American one) run with Tommy Two Stroke guiding us around yet even more virgin bush somewhere on the coast. \nIn late breaking news the GM (FreshMeat) has been temporarily banned from the Covid Re-Hash WhatsApp group by the committee for over sharing his naked old ladies in white van and “power cut” forcing him to shower in the forest fantasies…..images we can all do without. \nFinally\, get your Christmas orders in for getting your garage carpeted next time Jelly’s up. \n 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/293-ballbags-lxxxvii-birthday-run/
LOCATION:Ballbags\, 3 Karrinyup Place\, 3 Karrinyup Place\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#294: Thanksgiving Day (The proper American one)
DESCRIPTION:It’s not that often the runners cum across the walkers on trail and I certainly can’t remember it happening 45min in with the runners heading back to Tom Rose and the walkers heading in the opposite direction to God knows where!!! \nHowever\, the runner’s glee was short lived with the forest playing its usual tricks in the dark resulting in an endless Goanna Loop forcing yet another “off trail” sojourn to the delight of Miscarriage who loves nothing more than a bit of bush bashing. \nIn the meantime\, the navigationally challenged walkers had managed to sort themselves out meaning the whole kennel reconnected again just in time for the notoriously hard to find on in from the fire trail (well\, that’s what Eno F&ck All reckons) resulting in a 1hr 15min time for both walkers (4km) and runners (6.2km). \nAs the Thanksgiving Day (proper American one) Run dicktates we feasted on Turducken with all the trimmings\, cracked a few festive jokes and some hash men loosened their bowels in what I assume was a sign of appreciation for the nosh. \nIn the circle that followed the feast\, Miscarriage was overjoyed by all the wildlife the hare (Tommy Two Stroke) had organised on trail and was going to give the run a 7.5 but discounted it by 0.6 because no snake bite treatment was required nor administered. Ballbags gave the walk a 6.9 and then shocked the kennel stating “tech” was the future and that we should immediately abandon antiquated methods of trail setting stating “flour\, paper & chalk” has had a fair go and we should “get onboard” with digital coz it keeps the pack together (everyone’s too scared shitless to fall behind) and that trail markings are super over rated anyway (probably explains his love for going “off-piste”). \nThe usual spiteful and vindicative charges followed including Baaaah Sinister getting on the cock funnel for some trumped-up charge from the GM and the Booze Master. Despite reassurances from the GM that the raffle was not fixed somehow Triple T won a Thomas the Tank “Peep Peep” and we assume a new job. \nWell done Tommy on your raffle “win” and for organising such a great night of hash. Next week Eno F#ck All will be guiding us around yet even more virgin bush with the “Where’s the Onions Run”.🐑👿
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/294-toucher-rose-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#295: Where’s the Onions Run?
DESCRIPTION:It was only a matter of time. With more injuries than an A&E ward on a Saturday night the time has finally cum to acknowledge that the Covid Re-Hash has in fact become a walking club with a drinking problem!!! \nThe fact we even made it out to the forest was nothing short of a miracle with the hare (Eno F$ck All) going off very early with a run cancellation notice but thank God for Arsenic\, something you never hare\, for immediately getting his poll vote in stirring WTFAI and Fresh Meat into action. An “evening of trivia” was then offered up but was promptly shot down by our geographically challenged ex-GM (Y2KY Jelly) who gently reminded the hare he should focus on bush running and not his cross dressing kinks. \nAs custom dicktates the pre-run drinks were dispensed by the sergeant and when the hare finally rocked up\, he looked remarkably clean of any flour. He then led the kennel down a long -winded story suggesting a trail was in fact laid earlier in the day but it had been eaten by all the kangaroos (apparently\, he has photographic evidence). \nWith no other option we “chose random” which really f&cked us up. 3\,200 metres of elevation later Taipan finally relented to the relief of WTFAI who was channelling his best impression of Ballbag’s but as it turned out it wouldn’t be his last Ballbag impression of the night. With promises of “Tun’s at the Top” we made the final push only to find no evidence whatsoever of the hares efforts but based on how fast a mountain biker overtook us on the fire trail on the way in we can only assume he was Tun fuelled and making his speedy get away. \n4.26km / 1hr 08min later the walkers exited the bush to find the hare had not only brought cut up onions but two different types. In fact\, he was so impressed with his efforts he thought it was only appropriate to mix it in with his favourite drop so thanks to Eno F&ck All we now have a new punishment beer\, Tunion. \nIn the circle the usual spiteful and vindicative charges were laid but not before WTFAI awarded the walk a 6.9 (see the video if it ever gets posted) and Eno F$ck All claimed to have no knowledge that Japanese porn pixelated all the good bits. \nThe “winner” of the much sought after raffle was Arsenic who really appreciated his novelty upside down beer bottle in a beer glass followed by a Hawaiian inspired burger feast that received great reviews from those who actually ate them. \nWell done to the hare for putting on an epic night of hash and for introducing pineapple slices to the kennel. This Saturday (2pm) we’ll be sharing Covid Re-Hash Christmas spirit to unsuspecting\, and some might say\, unfortunate members of the public as we grab undersized kids bikes and visit the many fine watering holes between Cheez Baahs’s and Surfers to prove once and for all\, were actually a drinking club with a walking problem!!! \nOn on🐑😈
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/295-wheres-the-onions-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#296: The Annual Christmas Pissy Fit Pub Craw
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/the-annual-christmas-pissy-fit-pub-craw/
LOCATION:Cleland Crescent\, 14 Cleland Crescent\, \, Broadbeach Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#297: I know what ewe did last Saturday night
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/297-i-know-what-ewe-did-last-saturday-night/
LOCATION:Nerang Forest – Yarrayne Road\, 60 Yarrayne Road\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#298: GCH3 Christmas Run 2025
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/298-gch3-christmas-run-2025/
LOCATION:Tiki Reserve\, 73 Cavill Ave\, Surfers Paradise\, QLD\, 4217
CATEGORIES:Gourmet Hash
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SUMMARY:#299: Pub Run
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/299-pub-run/
LOCATION:Commercial Hotel\, Cnr Ferry &\, Price St\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#301: Where the Fuck is Eno
DESCRIPTION:Who would have thought that the combo of WTFAI and Fresh 🥩 would produce the clear front runner for the prestigious “Run of the Year” award\, and what a run/walk it was. \nThere was plenty of complaints to begin the trail with murmurs of “too much road” and “Palestine flags what???”. Though fears were quickly quashed as we entered virgin bush\, and I’m sure we murdered at least a dozen snakes although it was so thick it was hard to tell. Finally making it out of the scrub\, and into the fire as we found even more virgin bush. The complaints began to ring in the ears again as claims of “I brought the wrong shoes” to “that’s not a spider\, this is a spider”. Luckily the rumours were true and there was a drink stop\, albeit at the top of a 158 stair climb\, and what better setting to down some homebrew ales and Canadian maple whiskey\, than in a kids playground 🛝. \nThe walkers had almost as much action on the way up as the runners did\, when Ballbags decided to race Spiderman up the stairs. After 3 heart failures (thank god for public Defib machines) they reached the pinnacle. \nI didn’t know that paramedics use Subaru’s\, but I guess you learn something new everyday. As the walkers rolled down the hill in their Japanese manufactured gurney\, the runners headed into their biggest challenge yet. \nWith multiple threats of on-backs at the peak of some rather large hills we finally entered the final stretch of virgin bush for the night. (Who knew there was so much untraversed territory in the streets of nernag??) Upon entering the gauntlet\, 4 turned to 3 as one of the largest spiders ever seen on a hash run had the captain of the arachnophobia athletics club shaking in his boots and running for dear life( in the wrong direction). The 3 brave souls passed the spider and the 2 vicious pit bulls snapping at our heels to eventually make it back to the clubhouse. \nIt wasn’t until we arrived back that we noticed 1 missing. Surprisingly he had no phone\, no Apple Watch\, no sense of direction and Eno’s fuck-all. After 2 seperate search parties failed to find him\, we waited\, and waited and finally he found his way back home. He only had to door knock one of the locals\, who after a sneaky hand job and a smooch\, dropped our dear Eno back home. \nAs you could imagine there were more spiteful and vindictive charges than usual\, although it all seemed to be pointed in one direction. \nAll in all a great night\, great food\, great trail. Eno’s luck finally changed as he won the raffle
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/301-where-the-fuck-is-eno/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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CREATED:20260118T014058Z
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SUMMARY:#302: Jelly’s Jolly
DESCRIPTION:Jesus Christ. When will we learn. Jelly…..live hare……what the f&ck!!!!   \nNo surprise then that we went hare\, there and everywhere in what can only be described as one of most random runs in the history of the Covid Re-Hash. \nIt became apparent early on as we ascended the biggest f&ckin hill in the forest that the outlook for the rest of the run was bleak. With half the pack returning or virgin runners the second helpings of Christmas pudding where looking like a big mistake but we managed to press on through the clouds. \nFatigued\, disoriented and frankly smelling like a Bangkok sewer from all the sweat it became abundantly clear our navigationally challenged hare was in fact lost as he pointed in the direction of Pac Pines and declared “on on”. \nThe mutiny was brutal yet swift but absolutely necessary as common sense prevailed as we descended in the general direction of Tom Rose. \nSome say a 3hr 32min / 8km run was a bit on the long side but as it turns out everybody had lost the capacity to speak through the damage to their lungs due to the high attitudes experienced but somehow we managed to have a circle thanks to the medicinal benefits of Tun Mid. A generous 6.9 was awarded by Cum SOC for the torture trail and somehow Ballbag’s awarded a 8.4 for the walk resulting in\, if my math’s are correct\, an overall score of 6.9 being recorded. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges then followed with the SKOL-A-RAMA 3000 put to good use on the returning and virgin runners\, followed by a shoey for Tristian and Baaah because Baaaah failed to advise Tristian not to wear new shoes. The injustices to all round good bloke and top hash man………Baaaaah Sinister\, continued as somehow he ended up on the ice. \nThe evening ended with a delightful vegan inspired Lasagna straight from the soon to be released “Fruits of the Forest” cookbook by Erin Pattinson. \nWell done Jelly for a memorable evening of hash. Next week we’re heading to Arsenic’s for his belated birthday run and a catch up with Ellen at the bottlo followed by a slide show of the Titley family road trip. \nOn On🐑😈 \n 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/302-jellys-jolly/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260120T183000
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CREATED:20260127T011728Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260127T012101Z
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SUMMARY:#303: Arsey’s belated birthday bush bash
DESCRIPTION:Well\, as usual the 6.30pm run set off when the hare (Arsenic) could be arsed turning up but in what can only be described as an inspired innovation he started the run with a drinks stop!!! \nAs the hare explained the trail he claimed flour would be sighted from five ways which was strange coz it had actually rained earlier in the day and we noted that this hare on occasion (every time) had a tendency to claim “very isolated thunderstorms” washing away markings but didn’t seem to be claiming it this time which we thought was really odd. \nTalking of odd\, it was at this moment the GM (Fresh Meat) decided to share what can only be described as one of the most racist jokes ever in Covid ReHash history. Thank God our newly appointed Cultural Attaché (I forgot his name again) was on hand to remind the GM that as an inclusive hash we take onboard all cummer’s……including kiwis. \nBack on trail flour was indeed sighted to the amazement of the kennel resulting in what some would say was the perfect run of 6.9km over 69 minutes (apparently this genuinely happened but I can’t confirm it coz the bush nicked my watch) but the bloke with a very strong South African accent give it a rather appropriate 6.9. \nIn the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were dispensed along with concerns regarding Rosemary’s carpet followed by the first (and hopefully the last) rendition of the Covid ReHash 300 run song. Despite Ballbag’s claiming it was a “banger” some hash men (Pepe) felt there were not enough/any references to shitting in the bush and some suggested we leave the bush discharge to the ladies. \nThe raffle was won by the Cultural Attaché who I think is from South Africa based on his excited reaction to the book he won and WTFAI won a whisky decanter thanks to holding ticket #69. \nAs tradition dicktates the night closed with a rousing rendition of “hashy birthday” to the hare whose 54th birthday was at least a month earlier despite the fact the GM’s birthday was last Sunday!!! \nWell done Arsenic on laying an epic trail\, birthday beers and awesome inseminated paella rice. Next week we celebrate two birthdays\, Australia’s and Fresh Meat’s\, from a mystery location on the coast as Cum SOC proves once and for all were dumb\, were dumb\, were really f*ckin dumb. \nOn onBaaah Humbug
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/303-arseys-belated-birthday-bush-bash/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260127T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T034317
CREATED:20260127T012241Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260127T012338Z
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SUMMARY:#304: Australia Day Run
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/304-australia-day-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260203T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260203T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T034317
CREATED:20260203T000119Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260203T000119Z
UID:5418-1770143400-1770143400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#305: Waitangi Day Run
DESCRIPTION:Kia Ora\, Time to dust off your All Black jersey’s coz tomorrow we celebrate Waitangi Day with a bit of Kiwi Kulture and Hangi feast from a new run location on Beechmont Road https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xbw5njWKUYUvALKp9?g_st=ic
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/305-waitangi-day-run/
LOCATION:Beachmont Road\, 28°01'14.8"S 153°16'12.2"E\, Clagiraba\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260210T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260210T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T034317
CREATED:20260211T000252Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260216T035946Z
UID:5423-1770748200-1770748200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#300: 300th Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/Covid-300.mp4 \nWe just hit run #300 for the Covid ReHash\, and it was absolute chaos. It was like a primary school disco but with more grey hair and significantly more questionable decisions. \nWe all rocked up early—unheard of\, I know—and the drinks were flowing before we even hit the trail. It’s like we’re trying to see how much “magic brew” we can fit into a human body before it refuses to move. \nThe Hares for this milestone were Baah Sinister and Ballbags\, with an assist from Where the Fuck am I and Derro. Look\, they outdid themselves. They really did. Usually\, these guys couldn’t organise a chook raffle in a pub\, but this time? Perfection. \nThe Claret and the ChaosWe had a run\, a fast walk\, and a “slow walk” (which is basically just standing still with style). The trails were marked out better than a toddler’s colouring book. However\, Baah Sinister decided the runners’ trail needed a bit of extra “pizazz.” \nHe took a massive tumble. I’m talking full-on claret everywhere. Vampires everywhere in the world were licking their lips and Tampax sales soared. Not to be called an under-achiever and because he’s a glutton for punishment\, he did it again five minutes later! Honestly\, mate\, if you wanted a male nurse at the hospital to give you a reach-around\, you could have just asked for a referral (or waited in the bush for Miscarrige to come along\, we know he is happy to disappear into dark holes). You don’t need to leave half your DNA on the forest floor! \nThe Royal and the LankyWe had a massive turnout from other hashes\, including people driving more than 90 minutes to join us. Talk about commitment to a free beer. Little Squirt drove all that way and still managed to be so late he missed the run. At 7’2″\, he’s basically a sentient beanpole. How do you miss a run when you can see the finish line from three suburbs away? Seriously\, Squirt\, get it together. \nA massive highlight was the presence of H.R.H. King Rabbit. Over 2000 runs! That’s not just a record; that’s a medical marvel. It was a truly royal attendance\, even if the rest of us are basically the court jesters. \nThe Feast and the “Gourmet” Walking DeadThe food was top-tier\, clearly influenced by the Gourmet Hash (also known as the Walking Dead). These legends are so old their youngest member probably helped shovel coal into the first steam locomotive. \nA massive shout-out to Good Head for the incredible spread and Thomas the Toucher for manning the BBQ. Thomas made sure the onions were cut according to Ballbags’ strict code—because god forbid we have an unregulated onion in this establishment. \nThe “Roll” Call of ShameWe had a list of attendees that sounds like the manifest of a very specific type of asylum: \nDr Zeus\, Botcho\, and Brewtus (sounds like a law firm for the uninsured). \nWeekly\, Pooj\, and Menstrual (I’m not even touching that one). \nSpiderman and Erection (worst superhero team-up ever). \nSlug\, Grand Canyon\, and Full of Shit (and his brother Fuller Shit). \nPissy Fit\, Raphaella\, Rug\, Bat\, and Testicles. \nAnd then we have the “Raffle Bandits”: Wally\, Bent Banana\, Little Squirt\, and Swollen Colon. These lot didn’t just win prizes; they basically broke into our house and stole them. \nTo the Covid Hash members—especially Fresh Meat\, Baah\, Derro and Arsenic—thanks for the effort. Jelly\, respect for flying up to join us for this special event\, although we could have done without the usual display of that hairy chest – seriously mate – put a shirt on we had them on sale for only $30 bucks. Run #300 was a belter. To those who didn’t show up? The Walking Dead are looking for new recruits to replace those that expired in the forest\, so off you go\, you absolute drop-kicks! \nRun #300 was a belter \nOnOn\, Eno
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/300-300th-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260216T181500
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260216T181500
DTSTAMP:20260413T034317
CREATED:20260216T030143Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260218T023139Z
UID:5425-1771265700-1771265700@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#306: Miscarriage Walking Dead
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/306-miscarriage-walking-dead/
LOCATION:Goodwin Terrace\, 12 Goodwin Terrace\, Burleigh Heads\, QLD\, 4220\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Gourmet Hash,Runs
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DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260217T183000
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CREATED:20260218T023511Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260218T023511Z
UID:5499-1771353000-1771353000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#306_2: Miscarried Miscarriage
DESCRIPTION:On On\, you bunch of shortcutting\, honeypot-sniffing cowards.\nLet’s talk about Run #306\, or as it shall forever be known in the archives of failure: The Miscarried Miscarriage. This run had an absolute abortion before it even started. Miscarriage was supposed to set the trail tonight\, but true to his little shortcutting nature\, he copped out. Apparently\, he spent his night trying to convince everyone to join “The Walking Dead.”rather than disappearing down dark holes.\nDisgracefully\, several Covid members fell for the honeypot. They were lured away by the promise of “good food.” I mean\, really? Who in their right mind would want to eat a decent meal when they could be out here with their mates\, choking down badly cut onions and white bread? Your priorities are as warped as a Windows update.\nDespite the mass desertion\, three brave souls actually bothered to show up at the velodrome. We were led into the dark by WTFAI. Our resident Front Running Bastard Cum Soc was actually a back runner tonight—staying true to his name by trying to put the “cum” in the “sock” and keeping the pack together from the middle was Captain Arachnophobia.\nIt was actually an incredible run. There were even sentiments floating around that this could have been the Run of the Year. It’s a pity Cum Soc was there to defend his title; otherwise Eno would have had a joint claim with WTFAI given they “organized” the mess together for Ralk(Run/Walk) of the Year. We even had the pleasure of watching the SES practice throwing dead bodies into the forest and recovering them. Educational stuff.\nWe high-tailed it to the Nerang RSL. A-Mata-Surprise chose well—two-for-one pizzas and beer that didn’t break the bank. We sat\, we drank\, and we watched people fall down mountains in downhill ski racing and bobsledding. Quality entertainment.\nTo those who didn’t make it—especially Arsenic and Pepi la Spew\, who flip-flopped more than a politician on a podium—you were about as decisive and useful as a condom when someone is already three months pregnant.\nExtra poor no show from the GM with some sook excuse about watching the kids. It’s Tuesday night you need to remind your better half that you are required to be at the Hash.\nWe were going to score it a perfect 10\, but since Cum Soc was there to protect his “Run of the Year” status\, we reached a consensus.\nOfficial Score: 6.9\nOnOn\nEno
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/306_2-miscarried-miscarriage/
LOCATION:Nerang Velodrome\, 8 Home Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260224T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260224T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T034317
CREATED:20260303T215439Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260305T013139Z
UID:5504-1771957800-1771957800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#307: Nerangatangs in the Mist aka The Peugeot Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Covid-307.mp4 \nWell\, it was time for another vicious Covid ReHash run. Run #307\, eloquently dubbed the “Peugeot”\, took us back into the dark and edgy abyss of the forest trails. \nOur hare for the evening was Derro\, who set both a walkers and runners trail using paper and a modest sprinkle of flour. He even managed to arrange a quick downpour for us. This was a godsend really\, as Pepe le Spew finally got his much-needed annual rinse. The trail featured a drink start and a drink stop. Given Derro is a legendary alcoholic\, this is entirely expected; the bloke probably downed a few cold ones while stumbling through the bush to set the trail in the first place. That would probably explain why the trail was all over the place.We had a solid turnout of degenerates including our very own portable battery pack\, Miscarriage. \nSome notable highlights from the darkness:Our supposedly elite front-running bastard Pepe le Spew couldn’t keep up with Cum Soc and the fresh young contender\, Tristan. Pepe served up the usual spew of pathetic excuses at the end but none of us bought a word of it. Frankly\, there is a glue factory out there with his name on it.Fresh Meet got his 100 run tshirt and an all you can eat Bacon Sandwich. WTFAI after all his whining got his 50th run keyring which is the only trophy the Canadians got … sad Hash isn’t their national sport\, oh wait\, they would suck at that too. And Ballbags got his 150th run keyring – now if he can only find his keys to put it on. \nPost-run\, Derro proved he might actually have a redeeming quality. The meal he prepared was arguably good enough to rival the so-called “Gourmet Hash” – otherwise known as The Walking Dead – but it was $5 bucks cheaper! A massive win for the wallet and the tastebuds. \nOf course\, it wouldn’t be a normal night without some Monday night propaganda. Miscarriage\, wouldn’t shut up about the Monday night Hash. He spent half the night boasting that he was the only one who actually ran their 9.5km trail. Let’s be real here\, TWD can barely manage a 950m shuffle so who knows if a run was even set. Plus\, we have to question if that 9.5km was measured in actual grown-up steps; considering Miscarriage takes three strides for every normal adult step\, the maths is highly suspect. \nNot to be outdone in the whining department\, Ballbags carried on about our apparent lack of support for the Monday night crew along with some other unintelligible rumblings. He was promptly and ruthlessly shut down by the pack. \nNext week we do it all over again from Rotoract ParkEno is the hare and as he knows fuck all chances are there will be fuck all. But – there will be badly cut onions and white bread.OnON
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/307-nerangatangs-in-the-mist/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260303T183000
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CREATED:20260303T215640Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260305T012920Z
UID:5506-1772562600-1772562600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#308: Eno's Lazy Hash C*nt in the Bush
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Covid-308.mp4 \nLast night’s shenanigans on the Covid ReHash were exactly what you would expect from this motley crew. \nThe lazy Hare put on a stellar digital run after narrowly escaping being completely entwined in a massive spider’s web and nest. Thankfully all he lost was the bag of flour intended to mark the trail; a small price to pay to avoid becoming a midnight snack for an eight-legged freak. The turnout was great and everyone had a solid time out there in the dark.To top it all off he somehow threw on a Blood Moon and an impromptu rain shower that perfectly washed out all the misery that was destined to be suffered later on in the circle. \nOur esteemed GM Fresh Meat decided to take a tumble early on and supposedly rolled his ankle. We are still not a hundred percent sure if that injury was actually legitimate or if he was just terrified of the impending and honestly undetectable rain shower. Either way\, at the mere call of his wife he miraculously jumped up and ran faster than cum smoke to the all-you-can-eat buffet line. \nSpeaking of divine intervention; our previously injured\, claret-spilling\, knee-splitting Baah Sinister decided to rock up on crutches with a heavily bandaged knee. None of us really bought the tragic act\, except for the perpetually gullible Pepe Le Spew (also affectionately known as La Caca). The whole charade was unveiled when the offer of a free beer created a near Jesus-like miracle\, prompting Baah Sinister to instantly jump up and run around without a single care in the world. \nWithout any real challenge out there and a somewhat subdued Cum Soc\, Pepe easily found his way back to his golden day front-running antics. \nBack at the circle Eno put on the most fantastic cookout. We were spoiled with two choices of onions\, fresh white bread and super budget Coles snags. This gourmet feast was followed by fresh cream (or was it filling from last night’s Bukkake – seeing Cum Soc had 2 helpings we have to assume the later and jam doughnuts. \nBallbags went on a total hunger strike as he was simply not prepared to partake in the glorious culinary spread on offer. His stubbornness\, coupled with a few late pull-outs – something Tristan’s wife has previously suffered from – and equally late sign-ups and later pull-outs from Aussie and Mustang\, thankfully left more grub for the rest of us. \nOur Sergeant clearly had washing day and rocked up in some tragic Temu version of a military outfit. He actually looked like Leon from the Hitman movie; it is just a pity he couldn’t hit the mark with his usual vindictive charges. \nIn the end\, this run and walk was scored at a very well-respected point 69. But the most important thing to remember is that 69s were enjoyed by all there.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/308-enos-lazy-hash-cnt-in-the-bush/
LOCATION:Rotoract Park\, Nerang\, 2 Balyando Drive\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260310T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260310T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T034317
CREATED:20260303T220040Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260311T033924Z
UID:5509-1773167400-1773167400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#309: La Caca’s la brousse une soiree
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Covid-309.mp4 \nWell\, only Gods know how the f#ck we all managed to make it to the start location with 69 Whats App polls issued pre-run all of which contradickted each other but despite the utter confusion somehow\, we all made it to Matilda Road on time for the 6.30pm run (baaah the sergeant) despite Ballbag’s unfortunate detour to Brisbane on root. \nOnce on trail we were treated to a well-marked 4.95km / 59min 10sec run which included virgin bush\, the skinniest log of doom ever\, giant death cap mushrooms and Bambi (x 2) resulting in a 9.6 being awarded by the GM. Clearly Fresh Meat was letting the power of his position go to his head in a last desperate effort to try exert some influence over the kennel but Derro Licked my Balls saw right through his efforts pulling the old “no piss stop” card resulting in a 6.9 being recorded. In a surprising twist the same score was awarded for the walk by ArseNic despite re-connecting with our favourite sovereign citizen (Darren) who once he recognised his old mate Ballbag’s\, downed his weapon and grabbed his car keys assuming the walkers needed an emergency lift back to Tom Rose. \nIf only the runners were so lucky as it turns out either Pepe doesn’t know how to drive\, is colour blind or just thinks it’s safer to run red lights in Nerang at night but suffice to say the aroma of caca cumming from the passengers in his car was noticeable. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges then followed with the SKOL-A-RAMA 3000 put to good use for the heinous crime of forgetting drinking vessels and Pepe’s reward for setting a 6.9 run was a suck on the cock …..funnel. \nThe evening wrapped with Pepe on the BBQ. As it turns out there are more important things than onions and brown bread (who knew) resulting in a coup d’etat with Eno F&ck All being confirmed in his new role. \nWell\, done to the hare (Pepe) for a great effort putting on another epic night of hash. Next week it’s the Annual General Piss Up (AGPU) where we prove once and for all we are a drinking club with a problem.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/309-pepes-le-caca-in-the-forest/
LOCATION:Matilda Road\, Gaven\, 29 Matilda Rd\, Gaven\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260317T180000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260317T180000
DTSTAMP:20260413T034317
CREATED:20260324T233328Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260324T234810Z
UID:5568-1773770400-1773770400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#310: AGPU 2026
DESCRIPTION:Top o’ the mornin’ to ya—or more accurately\, top o’ the evening\, considering we spent it crawling through the streets like a pack of thirsty leprechauns chasing a pot of gold that turned out to be a massive esky full of cold ones. For Run 310\, we traded the muddy forest trails for the paved “dirty tree” (that’s thirty-three for the uninitiated) pubs of the local area for our Annual General Piss-up. \nThe Changing of the Guard\nThe night was thick with tradition and the smell of Guinness. Our now-former GM\, Fresh Meat\, finally stepped down before he could be impeached\, and we’ve “elected” Pepe Le Spew as our new Grand Master. May his reign be long\, loud\, and full of shit. We even managed to complete a single-block route\, which\, by the sacred laws of the Hash\, makes the whole debauched affair an official run. \nThe Shenanigans\nThe “walking” part of the pub crawl was really just a brief interruption between drink stops. By the time we hit the halfway mark\, the depth perception of the pack was roughly that of a one-eyed pirate in a fog bank. \nThe Casualty List (Incidents): \nMiscarriage found himself back in a shopping trolley. We tried our absolute best to tip him out—purely for scientific purposes\, mind you—but failed miserably. \nBall Bags was seen wandering about with a thirst that could only be described as “supernatural”. \nIn a move that would make a traffic warden weep\, he decided to play chicken with an approaching tram while crossing the road illegally. Fortunately\, he’s still with us\, though his survival is clearly more a matter of luck than tactical brilliance. \nWe were joined by an honorary guest\, Lee\, our very own “Bruce Lee” for the night. The man was everywhere at once\, roaming like a high-speed tourist and capturing the chaos on film. He was fast as lightning; we just hope the photos aren’t as blurry as our vision was. \nThe Aftermath\nWe finished the night at the Tandoori Palace. I’m fairly certain the owners start reconsidering their life choices the moment they see us rolling in with a massive esky and a decibel level that could peel paint. We were loud\, we were rambunctious\, and we were exactly what the COVID Hash is supposed to be. \nSláinte to a cracking night with only a few minor casualties! \nOn-On!
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/310-agpu-2026/
LOCATION:Neddy Harper & William Duncan Park\, 2840 Gold Coast Highway\, Surfers Paradise\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260324T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260324T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T034317
CREATED:20260407T233502Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260407T233502Z
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SUMMARY:#311: The Devil's Revenge - Hellsfire Pass
DESCRIPTION:The Ominous Start\nWe really should have checked the fine print before heading to a run literally named Hellsfire Pass. The universe wasn’t exactly subtle with the warnings. We started by crossing water and spotting an eel\, and by the time we’d tackled a measly 800m elevation over just 4km\, we were greeted by a red-bellied black snake crossing our path.\nIt’s clear the devil was in the details last night\, and he was laughing at us the whole way up. \nThe “Hydration” Strategy\nThe night kicked off with a drink start. At the time\, we thought it was a lovely gesture; in hindsight\, it was clearly a medicinal necessity to numb the impending trauma. Once we reached what we thought was the summit\, we hit a drink stop. This was a brief\, beautiful reprieve before the realisation set in that we had even more climbing to do. \nSpecial mention must go to Dan\, who seems determined to dethrone Oscar Pistorius\, sorry thats the murderer\, Piastri’s F1 career. His record-breaking speed back down the hill in his car was likely motivated by the knowledge of the feast waiting at the end; or perhaps he was just fleeing the scene of the crime. Either way – this Hearse driven by the headless horseman could have taken us to hell because at that point we were all too tired to fight the evil anymore \nThe Rise of the “Ralk” \nLet’s be honest: nobody was running up those inclines. We’ve officially birthed a new discipline: the Ralk. It’s not a run\, it’s not a walk; it’s a vertical struggle for survival. When the front running bastard\, our esteemed GM\, Pepe hands at the back pretending to care about the dwindling lost souls we all knew it was a guise to hide the fact that not even Chuck could have climed that hill. \nThe Circle and Commemorations\nThe circle was a departure from our usual chaotic shenanigans. Instead\, it was a quiet\, subdued vigil. We took the necessary time to pay our respects to the recently fallen Chuck Norris.We also held a moment for Bubbles the fish. It appears Menstrual decided to deposit some “devil’s spew” into the water at the Tandoori Palace during last week’s AGPU. Poor Bubbles likely took one look at that toxic mixture\, realised life wasn’t worth it\, and checked out. \nFinal Thoughts\nA massive well done to the Ex-GM for a wonderful\, invigorating\, and not even remotely challenging stroll. You could do better… \nOn-On \nhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/WhatsApp-Video-2026-03-25-at-12.23.57.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/311-the-devils-revenge-hellsfire-pass/
LOCATION:Hellsfire Pass\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#312 : Ball Bag's Blundering Buffoonery
DESCRIPTION:The Build-Up (Or Lack Thereof)It started with a message from our illustrious resident Octogenarian (that is someone over 80 for those of you that don’t understand words longer than 6 letters) \, BallBag\, who informed Arsenic that the courts were “booked”. \nIn BallBag-speak\, “booked” apparently means “Ibooked out and none are avaiable.” \nArsenic\, being the diligent soul he is\, created the poll\, and suddenly we were all scheduled for a night of drills and… well\, mostly just standing around. \nThe “Grand” Arrival\nThe dedicated crew—Eno\, Tristan\, Baah\, and Pepe—rocked up with high hopes and low expectations. Arsenic arrived shortly after to drop the first bombshell: we didn’t actually have a court. But the plot thickened. It turns out BallBag wasn’t just late; he was at last week’s run location. Now\, that is a level of dedication to the past that I can almost respect. He missed the run so much he decided to go and do it solo\, seven days too late. Absolute gold. \nThe Sighting\nWhile we sat there hydrating with beers and waiting for the Hare to find the correct week on his calendar\, something miraculous happened. On the court directly in front of us was a perfect 10.\nI’m talking flawless. Every part of her was peak performance. Of course\, the reality check hit us harder than a 200km/h serve: none of us weary Hashmen would ever get so much as a sniff unless there was a parked bicycle seat somewhere nearby. \nFresh Meat might have had a chance if a bacon sandwich was involved\, but for the rest of us\, it was strictly a spectator sport. \nThe “Feast” and The Fallout\nBallBag eventually graced us with his presence\, confirmed for the third time that there was indeed no court\, and then did the unthinkable. He vanished. He didn’t even stick around for the gourmet catering—Dominos Pizza.\nHonestly\, it was a massive step down from the superior perfectly rotated snags and white bread with two types of onions so clearly he didn’t miss anything. \nFor the second week in a row\, we officially broke with tradition. Given the “scenery” on the court and the lack of a Hare\, we had no circle and no charges. Just a group of men sitting in the dark\, eating pizza\, and questioning their life choices. \nOnOn \n   \nhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/WhatsApp-Video-2026-03-31-at-19.40.54.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/312-ball-bags-blundering-buffoonery/
LOCATION:Miami Tennis Club\, 26 Courtside Dr\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#313 : BallBag's Ball Beating
DESCRIPTION:Our esteemed Patriarch actually managed to locate the correct destination\, on the right day\, and at the right time. Truly\, a miracle for the ages. In his usual professional coaching persona\, he put us through the expected drills; the only thing missing was a good planking. However\, judging by the way some of the boys were handled on the court\, they still left with enough bruises and sore spots to make a planking feel like a spa day. \nSpeaking of planking—and other physical exertions—news.com.au is reporting that men should be aiming for at least 21 “releases” a month to slash prostate cancer risk by 22%. Miscarriage made no bones about it\, promptly announcing his departure to go work on his “prostate health.” Godspeed\, you dedicated philanthropist. \nThe Awards Ceremony (or Lack Thereof)\nBaah Sinister took home Best Player of the Night. \nOur GM naturally secured Worst Player of the Night—consistency is key\, after all. \nYour humble scribe\, Eno\, nabbed Best Shots of the Night. Look\, just ask any happy woman on the Gold Coast; Eno always delivers the best shots when the sun goes down. \nDeep Thoughts and Deeper Balls\nThe core message from our coach tonight was simple: whatever we do\, the aim is to make our balls go deeper. This is a philosophy we apparently embraced last week too. We even took a five-minute pause under the gondola to reminisce about the “beautiful sights” from the previous run. Baah Sinister was so enamoured he suggested tracking down whoever made that booking to see if they were “cuming” again. Honestly\, the puns write themselves. \nThe Verdict\nThe night was ultimately salvaged by the spread provided by Ball Bag’s better half\, though it was tragically onion-free. When our GM wasn’t busy showing off his ballet skills with some Pepe Le Spew pirouettes\, he managed to bag a hat-trick. Not of goals\, mind you\, but of failing to organise a circle. That’s 3 for 3. At this rate\, he’s giving Albo a run for his money in the “useless leader” stakes. \nSpecial shout-outs to Tommy the Toucher—who showed up because there were no schoolkids around to bother during the holidays—and Arsenic\, who filled the role of quasi-assistant coach and designated ball carrier. \nNext Week\nThe Walking Dead are celebrating their 2\,500th run. If you’re planning on supporting them\, I’d suggest bringing a spare oxygen mask and perhaps some smelling salts. They might actually try to move faster than a tectonic plate for once. \nWe’ll see you there. \nOn On!
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/313-ballbags-ball-beating/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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