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SUMMARY:Run# Tree Hundred and Tirty Tree (333)
DESCRIPTION:What a f$ckin run. The hare (Eno F$ck All) proved once and for all\, he really knows how to set trial with this 7km / 3hr 18min beauty. \nUnfortunately\, due to the limits imposed by the run theme numbers had to be capped to “tree” but as it turns out this wasn’t as much of a problem as we initially thought. \nDespite the high tide wiping out his efforts on the beach the amassed kennel soon found chalk and on on was the call as we ran through a memory lane of events from the not so long ago AGPU. \nIn honour of our esteemed ex-GM\, we discharged a respectful tequila salute outside his apartment only to realise he was drinking piss (what a hypocrite) with his missus on the balcony. Banter ensued and well wishes imparted in the only way the Covid knows how when we respectfully acknowledge a fallen hash man. \nBack on trail it was hard to tell if this was a run or a shopping extravaganza based on the number of malls visited but eventually\, we ended up at the spiritual home of the hash……Orchard Ave. \nWe soon realised there was no virgin bush so after a quick Pullman 5 at Hollywood’s we traversed the notorious passageways of Surfers before arriving at Waxys but not before the “classic” tits on the run shot. \nStill thirsty and in need of medical attention we were forced to check in at Finn McCools before some c$nt suggested we do the Vomitron which to be honest was a blur. \nBack on trail we hit more shopping malls\, a car park\, a car park toilet aka stairwell\, and more back passages before arriving where we should have started from and never left\, Darcy Arms. \nAs usual Baaah got the fire going and then we discussed “Is the Greatest Rivalry tour” just marketing bullshit coz the AB’s slaughtered the Boks 5 tries to 1 in a 33-16 romp at attitude in Joburg and merits of deploying Suzie 2.0. \nAs usual the Darcy Arms time equilibrium kicked in and before we knew it midnight struck so it was time for some traditional Irish nosh in line with the run theme. \nWell done to the hare (Eno F$ck All) for what can only be described as ROTY with a well-deserved 9.6 awarded. Next week we do it all again with the Sprung Run as Fresh Meat guides us around some virgin bush from a mystery location on the coast as he celebrates his upcoming birthday. \nOn on
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-tree-hundred-and-tirty-tree-333/
LOCATION:Neddy Harper & William Duncan Park\, 2840 Gold Coast Highway\, Surfers Paradise\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:Run #334 - The Sprung Run aka Running with the Bulls(hit)
DESCRIPTION:Well\, here we go again. The hare\, Fresh Meat\, decided that setting a trail from the infamous dogging park simply lacked ambition. Naturally\, the only logical way to upgrade dodging\, dodgy\, doggy-style\, dirtbags in the dark was to drag us straight through a paddock containing an active\, sleeping bull. Absolutely brilliant. \nBallbags\, our glorious RA\, finally slunk back from his pilgrimage and dragged a new pre-run ritual along with him. Taking the knee before a run? Unless you’re getting down there to suck some sausage\, leave that nonsense up in Broome. \nWhile on the topic of extra spice\, the sheer\, overachieving parade of condom—sorry\, condiment options provided at the end was worthy of a formal charge. None of us were charged by the bull\, but we had to dodge some shits almost bigger than the one Baah took outside Derro’s apartment sometime back. \n*Update on Baah’s dump – apparently the shit was so big they used it as the base material for another big shit’s statue in Victoria. \nBack on the actual trails\, Baah and Ballbags charted what was allegedly a well-laid stroll\, complete with a designated drink stop. Ballbags somehow opted to skip the booze\, while our resident sheep-shagger inexplicably failed to neck the spare bevvie. Safe to say he’s still mourning the thrashing the All Blacks copped over the weekend. \nThe trail itself was heavily marked with flour\, chalk\, and paper. It quickly became obvious that Fresh Meat wasn’t being thorough; he was just being lazy\, tossing out half the shop so the markings would survive until tonight’s run for a different hash. \nArsenic\, Derro\, Eno\, and Fresh Meat trotted through the course and somehow slipped past the sleeping bovine unscathed. The real danger\, however\, was internal. Derro decided to enlighten Eno about the mythical Spider Bird. A quick check proves this nightmarish creature actually exists (pic below). \nI am genuinely considering pulling a Pepe and quitting the Hash forever. If I run into a Spider Bird in the dark\, there is zero chance of survival. None of us stand a chance. I am now wondering if all that fresh shit in the paddock was actually cow shit after all… \n*The Circle & Nosh* \nThe circle was fast\, furious\, and merciless. Our poor raffle winner was handed a personalised CD\, which felt entirely appropriate after Eno spent twenty minutes droning on about his WhatsApp group names. \nAs for the nosh\, Fresh Meat completely forgot where he was. We were hit with two types of gourmet snags (none of that cheap supermarket trash)\, minute steaks\, white and wholemeal bread\, properly chopped onions\, actual salad (what are we even supposed to do with leaves?)\, and a bloody chocolate cake. Fresh Meat\, mate\, this is Covid ReHash\, not a Michelin-star catering event aka the Gourmet Hash. \nWe do the whole circus again next week in (Cum) Coom babah with Baah Sinister laying trail. \nOnOn\,
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-334-the-sprung-run-aka-running-with-the-bullshit/
LOCATION:Hinterland Regional Park public toilet\, Hardys Rd & Bertana Drive\, Mudgeeraba\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:Run 335: SpringbaaaaahBok Party
DESCRIPTION:The usual shenanigans and festivities kicked off with zero walkers in sight and Baah Sinister acting as the hare. He blamed his car breaking down—an excuse strikingly similar to the front line of the All Blacks when they lost to the Springboks… again. True to his current state of despair over the All Blacks’ thrashing\, he didn’t even bother setting an actual trail\, which is highly unusual for him. The loss was apparently so devastating that he has now completely defected to become a Springbok supporter. \nThe terrain consisted of gravel and a bit of bush—just enough bush for the discovery of newly hatched baby spider birds that successfully put the fear of god and all things sacred into Eno. The run was scored as a 6.9 km run\, and after a gruelling 9 km (Nearly marathon distance – so that might knock out some hash men from further runs) \, though given the standard hash math it probably should have scored a 0.69. \nNot laying a trail wasn’t even his most heinous crime; he also used his phone while on the run and\, worst of all\, debuted brand new shoes. Naturally\, a shoey promptly followed\, along with multiple charges for all of his numerous transgressions. There was no drink start or drink stop either\, but he managed to make up for it with a Boerewors and onions entree followed by Springbok steaks. The steaks were a little thin—likely Kiwi steaks\, seeing as they are also small and insignificant\, much like the All Blacks pack. \nWe were treated to a cameo appearance from our ex-GM\, Pepe Le Spew\, who managed to escape getting overly roasted despite acting GM Eno’s preparing a lot of material should the need arise – but he did receive a charge for the treacherous crime of Hypocracy. Pepe received an incredible\, handcrafted new drinking vessel: a cup of concrete with the letters “HTFU” hand-engraved into it. This ensures that whenever he feels like having a sook\, he now has his own dedicated drinking vessel\, which can even double as a wine glass (or a fleshlight)—except on Tuesday nights when he doesn’t drink. \nSince Eno is away next week\, there will be no Netflix stories or bad jokes\, but you are likely in for some tennis as Ballbags takes over as the hare. \nOn On\,
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-335-springbaaaaahbok-party/
LOCATION:Nolan Park\, Australia
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SUMMARY:Run 336 - BallBags Tennis Tragedy
DESCRIPTION:To be confirmed – please check the whatsapp group but it is Ballbags run next
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-336-ballbags-tennis-tragedy/
LOCATION:Miami Tennis Club\, 26 Courtside Dr\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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