BEGIN:VCALENDAR
VERSION:2.0
PRODID:-//COVID ReHash House Harriers - ECPv5.11.0//NONSGML v1.0//EN
CALSCALE:GREGORIAN
METHOD:PUBLISH
X-WR-CALNAME:COVID ReHash House Harriers
X-ORIGINAL-URL:https://covidhhh.com
X-WR-CALDESC:Runs for COVID ReHash House Harriers
BEGIN:VTIMEZONE
TZID:Australia/Melbourne
BEGIN:STANDARD
TZOFFSETFROM:+1100
TZOFFSETTO:+1000
TZNAME:AEST
DTSTART:20250405T160000
END:STANDARD
BEGIN:DAYLIGHT
TZOFFSETFROM:+1000
TZOFFSETTO:+1100
TZNAME:AEDT
DTSTART:20251004T160000
END:DAYLIGHT
END:VTIMEZONE
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250506T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250506T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T083047
CREATED:20250505T225200Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250513T233447Z
UID:4799-1746556200-1746556200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#262: Cinco De Mayo Cellar-bration
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Covid-261.mp4\nAy\, Caramba……..Perfecto!!! For the first time in the history of hash the first ever set of 10’s was awarded by both walkers and the runners. \nA real tour de Nerang combining both the best bits of the urban and real jungle over 7.82km with an expertly timed high quality (tequila) piss stop for both the walkers and runners including Ballbag’s first ever lick\, drink\, suck (that he can remember\, surely). \nBack at the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid primarily in the direction of our very own Mexican (Y2KY Jelly) followed by a fiesta fit for El Chapo but not before Eno was banned from ever attempting a Spanish??? accent again. \nIn late breaking news our very own Derrolicked my Balls has signed on as the official Nash Hash 2027 DJ and based on his raffle draw win should have plenty of epic tunes to play. \nWell done to the hare (WTFAI) for putting on a great night of hash. Next week we do it all again with Cum SOC’s virgin run somewhere in Burleigh.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/262-cinco-de-mayo-cellar-bration/
LOCATION:Rotoract Park\, Nerang\, 2 Balyando Drive\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250513T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250513T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T083047
CREATED:20250512T230757Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250513T233500Z
UID:4806-1747161000-1747161000@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#263: Cum Soc's Virgin Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Covid-263.mp4\nWell\, you always remember your first time (and we’ll never forget this one)………… \nEwe know it’s been a cracker of a trail when both walkers and runners\, rendezvous in the middle of the bush and it dawns on them ……we need an uber. Who would have thought one wrong turn at the start of the trail would result in such chaos. Congratulations to the virgin hare (Cum SOC) for a well-marked\, clever trail that failed to take into account one thing…..the Covid ReHash is not clever. \nIn summary what we think happened was the walkers did the runners trail\, and the runners did the walkers trail (in reverse) baah a whole lot of trail leading up to and after the wife beater piss stop that we all missed but a bit like who shot JFK ……we may never know. Special mention to the RA (Ballbag’s) for putting on such great hashing weather and for his impression of Torvill & Dean on the treacherous downhill. \nBack at the circle Maverick\, our “new” Sergeant\, oversaw the usual spiteful and vindictive charges but not before the RA awarded a zero for the walk (I’m not sure he enjoyed his downhill mud skating) but gave it a 10 for living long in the memory. Our awesome Trail Master (Baaah Sinister) awarded an 8.5 for the run but he did have the advantage of being the only hash man to complete a circuit of the combined trails on root to picking up his car to rescue the rest of the kennel. Overall\, a 6.9 (AI calculated it\, so it must be right). \nWell down to the hare for a memorial night of hash and introducing us to what real sausages should taste like N.B. we also have loads of new categories for the AGPU awards. Next week we do it all again with Derrolicked my Balls trying to get us lost in another bit of bush somewhere on the coast. \nNote: The mapping  in no way represents the trail set by the hare. \nOn on
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/263-cum-socs-virgin-run/
LOCATION:Glossy Black Reserve – Golden Grove Boulevarde\, Oppisite 1 Skywatch Ct\, Ready Creek\, QLD\, 4227
CATEGORIES:Runs
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250519T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250519T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T083047
CREATED:20250519T044135Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250521T005112Z
UID:4829-1747679400-1747679400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#264: Derro's Turn
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Covid-264.mp4\n																														 \nParking for 40 cars ✅Run recon ✅9kg of flour ✅Virgin trail ✅Piss stop ✅On after Fire ✅ \nWell f#ck me sideways on a Tuesday……someone finally read Ballbag’s guide to organising a run and winning friends at the same time. \nA cracker of a run / walk over 6.something km’s with a 9.75 being awarded by the walker (WTFAI) and a 9.69 awarded by our top bloke of a Trailmaster (Baaah Sinister) for the run resulting in a overall score of 6.9 being awarded. \nDue to the freezing conditions  (18C) Baaah Sinister (aka Fire Legend) expertly started the fire with no help whatsoever followed by the circle where the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid and despite attempts otherwise\, Arsenic’s favourite brew remains the punishment beer of choice. \nWell done to the hare (Derrolicked my Balls) for putting on another great night of hash with a special mention for the sausage inspired spicy curry. Next week we do it all again with the Reconciliation Day run from the traditional lands of the Yugambeh nation (aka Tom Rose Park) where Pepe Le Spew will be guiding us around some of his favourite bits of virgin bush.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/264-derros-turn/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250527T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20250527T183000
DTSTAMP:20260413T083047
CREATED:20250521T003928Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250528T004044Z
UID:4831-1748370600-1748370600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:#265: Pepe's Caca in the forrest
DESCRIPTION:Despite being advertised as Pepe’s Caca in the forest it was far from shit\, in fact it’s fair to say if there was any caca it was in fact…….. “good shit” or least that’s what we thought after Eno’s run report but true to form our founding father (Ballbags) set the record straight with his brutally honest “complete fail” assessment of the walkers trail with a 5.5 being awarded (sounds like someone got lost again) saved only by WTFAI’s “addendum report” adding a healthy 1.4 bonus points resulting in an overall score of 6.9 \nWell done to the hare (Pepe Le Spew) for utilising work time with his clients to set a 5.73km well timed (59min 57sec) trail. \nIn the circle “Maverick” (or was it “Goose”) egged on the kennel resulting in a record number of charges being laid including a welcome return of the refurbished Skol-a-Rama 3000 for the anointing of the hashmen who probably need to re-assess their choices in life having dedicated over 150 nights to the Covid Re-hash  (Derrolicked my Balls\, Arsenic and top hash man Baaah Sinister). Despite the barmy conditions (22C) the emergency pinecones were put to good use as we feasted on Tableau (turns out Pepe is French!!!) around the fire. \nNext week we do it all again (except for the running\, fire & tableau) as Ballbag’s once again risks his membership at Miami Tennis Club as we play for the 2025 Covid Re-Hash Tennis Bowl (assuming Smokie turns up with the “trophy”).
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/265-pepes-caca-in-the-forrest/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
END:VEVENT
END:VCALENDAR