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SUMMARY:#266: A Racket with BallBags
DESCRIPTION:Wimbledon\, Roland Garros\, Flushing Meadows and Melbourne Park are all venues synonymous with the greats of tennis and now it’s time to add the Royal Miami Tennis Club to the list! \nSomeone call the ATP because the best talent in men’s tennis just happens to be bunch of young\, good looking roosters from a running / walking club with a drinking problem on the Gold Coast. There’s no doubt tennis was the winner on the night (along with the club house bar takings) but only due to the transformative coaching delivered from our very own Ballbag’s and his far less able “assistant “ Eno. \nTurns out Ballbag’s is not just a legendary tennis coach but a Guinness world record holder for the plank putting younger members of the Covid Re-Hash kennel to shame. \nIn an attempt to “blend in” our very own GM (Fresh Meat) turned up in a Salvos inspired get up including a large sized 4.5 pound her but in late news his dissatisfied missus has confirmed “if only he had 4.5 inches”…. \nBack in the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid but not before our greatest ever hash man “Baaaaaaaaaaaah Sinister” awarded a 10 for the night discounting it by 3.1 due to the “tennis” theme resulting in an overall 6.9 \nIn what can only be described as a miscarriage of justice WTFAI was awarded the 2025 Covid Re-Hash Tennis “Champagne” Bowl Champion but for the third straight year Cum Smoke failed to show up to hand over the trophy so unfortunately no result was recorded. \nWell done to the hare (Ballbag’s) for putting on a great night of hash. Next week we do it all again (except for the tennis) as Thomas the Toucher guides us around a virgin bit of Nerang Forest starting from Tom Rose Park. \nOn On
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/266-a-racket-with-ballbags/
LOCATION:Miami Tennis Club\, 26 Courtside Dr\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#267: Tommy's Reach Around
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Covid-267.mp4 \nDespite the best efforts of Australian Customs the hare (Tommy Two Touch) finally escaped the cavity search room at Brisbane International just in time to set what was generally regarded a well laid trail.  \nUnfortunately due to extreme jet lag (he reckons it feels like he’s not even in Oz) and a sore arse the hare was unable to make the run or on after but his efforts were well rewarded with a 9.75  from our brewmaster extraordinaire (WTFAI) for the walk but somehow this was watered down like a Tun Light to 6.9 for reasons unknown. In a surprising twist the run was also scored a 6.9 by Derrolicked my Balls putting Tommy in a dead heat with pretty much every other hash man for Run of the Year (ROTY). \nBack in the circle the usual spiteful and vindicative charges were laid and perhaps one too many for the liking of the RA (Ballbag’s) with his brutal “how f$ckin longwinded is this circle becoming!!”. \nWell done to all those who braved the freezing cold to stand around the fire that somehow the walkers managed to get started with a special mention for the traditional Filipino feast organised by the hare (who knew they have Dominos in Manila). \nNext week we do it all again with the OJ run as Fresh Meat guides us around even more virgin bush followed by a police chase from the Beechmont Hotel. 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/267-tommys-reach-around/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#268 The Beechmont BallBreaker
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/Covid-268.mp4 \nWhat the f&ck!!!! Does anyone else think the GM is trying to kill us? \nA mountain climb that will live long in the memory ……for all the wrong reasons. Virgin bush…….the whole f@ckin bush was virgin for good reason…..no one in their right f&ckin mind would go down there let alone go up the steepest hill known to mankind that never stopped. \nBut give this kennel of athletes a challenge not only do we take it on without any complaining whatsoever\, we smash it just like the beers at the superb drinks stop at the top of Freemans Lookout that were well earned after 1h 34 min or pure unadulterated torture that with a bit of luck we’ll never experience again. \nIt’s fair to say the run score reflected the pain and suffering endured on trail (0.69) but Derrolicked my Balls does like a good piss stop so a bonus six points was added and when combined with the walkers 9.9 (awarded by Ballbags) a combined 6.9 was recorded. \nIn the well run circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid including the first ever “drinking tea” charge (to be fair it was cold). \nWell done to the hare (Fresh Meat) for taking us to the edge (literally)\, the great piss stop\, on after location (in the middle of nowhere) and sausage inspired curry nosh. Also\, a big thank you to the Rural Fire Service for tending to the fire which slowed down the effects of the hypothermia post run. \nThis Friday (20th) we do it all again with a special #269 Poke-Her night including a cheeky little beer run / walk (details to follow).
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/268-the-beechmont-ballbreaker/
LOCATION:Lower Beechmont Conservation Area – Freemans Road\, 290 Freemans Road\, Lower Beechmont\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#269: Poke-Her Tournament
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/269-poke-her-tournament/
LOCATION:Cleland Crescent\, 14 Cleland Crescent\, \, Broadbeach Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#270: Winter Solstice Run
DESCRIPTION:The innovation at this hash has no bounds…..\nSure it was an awesome run (8.5km) and walk (4.5km) over 1hr 45min and as advertised with a real sloppy back end but it’s the extra effort this hare (Arsenic) went to that will live long in the memory.\nTo organise a quality piss stop with a show……well that’s next level. Special thanks to the SES for demonstrating how they will rescue us when one of us finally comes a cropper in the bush ……I just hope we do better than their “patient”.\nThank God we took the time to catch the SES show as we made it to the on in just in time to save Ballbag’s from doing a second lap of the walkers trail….\nBack in the circle both the run and walks scored a 7 until we realised this would make it the ROTY so an appropriate discount was applied resulting in a 6.9 being recorded followed by the usual spiteful and vindictive charges.\nTo round off the night a rather tasty degenerative rice and sausage inspired paella was served before we had eight more beers and then started drinking (Yes\, he’s back). \nWell done to the hare for another great night of hash. Next week dust off your lumberjack shirts for the last ever O Canada Day run where we celebrate the country that bought us maple syrup\, Poutine\, Bieber and of course…..Fentanyl\, as WTFAI guides us around yet more bushy bits of the forest starting from Tom Rose Park.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/270-winter-solstice-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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