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SUMMARY:#271: Canadia Day
DESCRIPTION:This week we are celebrating CANADA DAY July 1st. Soon to be moved to July 4th to be part of US Independence Day.\nRun will be from Tom Rose Park. Bring your eat’n sticks for some good ol’ Canuck food.\nSorry\, Beavers are out of season at the moment!!
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/271-canadia-day/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#272: Tanabata Japanese star festival run
DESCRIPTION:It took a few false starts\, and plenty of attempts at withdrawing late\, but after some arm twisting\, Eno\, the hare put on a cracker. \nApparently there was a walk set\, and we were told they did it in reverse and back to front\, but there were plenty of doubters to the legitimacy of the claims. The run on the other hand\, with many thanks to the ex proxy GM of the mixed hash\, was already laid for us with their particular rat cunting and stylish flair\, what more could we ask for. \nWhat better way to celebrate Tanabata than with some Japanese(maybe Irish) black beer at the perfectly timed piss stop\, the walkers arrived 30seconds before the runners\, but weren’t generous enough to shout them.After downing some refreshments and much talk about the potential for tits on the run\, we begin the long arduous journey home. \nThe walkers kept a brisk pace\, mainly to keep out of earshot of the dribble coming from the hare\, of course\, about tits on the run. \nThe runners however\, jetted up 2 floors into the mall searching for said tits. After hours of searching\, the best they could find was the cashier at liqourland as Derro filled his trolley with bevy’s. The escape from the labyrinth that is Robina town centre lead us finally past the much talked about tits on the run to the delight of Derro and Pepe. Derro’s hands were so sticky after the encounter\, that he couldn’t let the trolley go and ended up bringing it to the on afters. Fortunately for Pepe\, there was room for his French behind at the front end and hitched a ride to the finish. \nEno fired up the bbq\, and must surely have a sore wrist this morning (or maybe he’s used to it)\, as he turned those snags like a well oiled machine stuck in turbo mode. \nCircled was called\, with plenty of merciless charges enthralling the herd. A couple of returning runners copped their whack of aged tun light\, much to their disgust. Our ex GM must have been waiting for 8 more waters before he started drinking\, as the man flu reared its ugly head. \nSafe to say\, a great night was had by those who attended. I’m sure they would agree this could be Enos best run ever. \nWell done Hare. \nBrush up on your French accents and pull the blue cheese out from under your foreskins as Pepe Le Spew shows us how to celebrate Bastille day. \nOn on to Surfers paradise next Tuesday.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/272-e-no-tits-on-the-run/
LOCATION:Robina City Parklands\, Satadium Drive\,\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#273: Bastille Day Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Covid-273.mp4 \nSacre bleu. Who would have thought after all this time we find out the hare (Pepe Le Spew) is not only French but also a chef……incroyable!! \nIn a Bastille Day celebration that would put most of France to shame our very own Ratatouille feasted us on artisan bread\, bleu cheese and some French Stew concoction that was tres bien all washed down with a couple of bottles of…….Australie-Meridionale rouge but not before an epic 7.66km (57min) run and walk that took us to all parts of Surfers\, Bundall and beyond including a cheeky little car park hill and a Buck me Gently Cowboys piss stop.   \nBack in the circle James\, Peter or was it Paul scored the walk a 6.9 and in a surprising twist so did the GM for the run followed by the usual spiteful and vindicative charges. \nCongratulations to Spider Man for winning the sought after raffle prize. He has assured us the Butt Plug will be well used but to be fair considering where most of the raffle prizes are sourced I’d give it a good clean first.   \nThe night concluded with the unanimous decision by the committee to immediately create a new job……Chef de Hash to the obvious delight of Pepe. \nWell done to the hare for putting in a big effort and for hosting another amazing night of hash. Next week we do it all again from Tom Rose Park with all round top bloke Baaaaaaah Sinister guiding us around even more virgin bush as we celebrate Christmas in July.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/273-bastille-day-run/
LOCATION:Eileen Peters Park\, Esplanade\, Surfers Paradise QLD\, 5 The Espalanade\, Surfers Paradise\, Queensland\, 4217\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#274: Christmas in July
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Covid-274.mp4 \nWe ran (6.48km / 1hr 12min)\, we walked (4.48km / 3 days 2 hrs 8 min)\, we ate (Turkey surprise)\, we drank (Tun Mid)…..and then some real dodgy half naked dude cruised in ….claiming to be Santa and forced us to sit on his knee as he handed out presents ……..WTF. \nFortunately\, I could only hear what happened next as I went totally blind as soon as I saw Santa’s get up or maybe it was a result of deliberately spraying stripper glitter in my eyes\, I’ll never really know\, but the photos speak for themself. \nTo wrap up the festivities Y2KY Jelly “baked” a cake on the birthday boys (WTFAI) head as we celebrated his 69 + 1 (we all agreed an actual cake would have been really good idea….) and then spent the rest of the evening around the roaring bonfire that somehow we managed to put out despite the immense heat it was generating. \nNext week we do it all again with Cum SOC guiding us around the bushier bits of Burleigh as we celebrate the life of Ozzy Osbourne (probably without the live bat eating but get a Covid booster just in case) with the Prince of Darkness memorial run. Uber have been notified and will be on stand-by.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/274-christmas-in-july/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#275: Cum SOC's Frascott Frolic
DESCRIPTION:What a run / walk!!! \nGreat territory through the Varsity Lakes Wetlands and beyond.  A technically challenging trail as technically speaking we had no idea where we were going\, that in theory was 6km long but because of the record number of on backs was in fact 9.4km………I should know\, I did them all. \nWell done to the hare (Cum SOC) for a huge effort in finding so much bush in the urban jungle including an island sojourn (well we were promised a circular run…) that the runners really appreciated and didn’t complain about what so ever…… \nIn the circle Derrolicked my Balls scored the run an A for effort and an F for what I assume stood for F$ckin awesome or in the decimal system a 6.9. Ballbag’s enthralling walkers report went on so long I nodded off and missed the score but I think he really liked it… \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges were then laid and just when we thought the night was wrapping some of the greatest crimes in Covid Rehash history was solved with the down down vessel of Derrolicked my Balls\, Ballbag’s tea cup and Baaah Sinisters stubby holder all mysteriously appearing in a nearby shopping trolley. Whodunit we may never know but they definitely have an engraving kit!! \nWell done to the hare for the top nosh and another great night of hash. Next week we do it all again with the Double Trouble run as Y2KY Jelly and Derrolicked my Balls join forces to guide us through the swamplands of Coombabah.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/275-cum-socks-frascott-frolic/
LOCATION:Frascott Park\, 44 Frascot Avenue\, Varsity Lakes\, Queensland\, 4227\, Australia
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