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SUMMARY:#276: Back to Dogobah
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/Covid-276.mp4 \nWhat the f&ck!!!! A thinking man’s run my arse but let’s face it the warning signs were there early…..I mean there was still no meeting point communicated (apparently there’s a Covid Re-Hash website with all that kind of information on it) nor attendance poll on the WhatsApp at 11.55am on the day of the run but thank God for Arsenic (you don’t hare that often) for calling it out so we could get this shit show on the road. \nAt the run start clear instructions from the hare (Y2KY Jelly) announced “the run markings start on the left” but apparently it was a matter of perspective as to how accurate that statement actually was but once finally on trail the meander through the swampland shiggy commenced ……with the walkers taking the lead!!! \nWith more checks than a Prague brothel and believe it or not a new Covid Re-Hash record (beating last week) number of on backs (both quantity & distance) I think it’s fair to say the hare was in fact lost whilst setting the trail. \nSomehow we stumbled back to the on after 9.54km worse for wear and 1hr 23min of our lives that we’ll never get back but at least we all made it out safe and sound…….well almost….. as our favourite large footed\, and I assume well hung\, returning Cambodian/Aussie butcher cum taxi driver cum property developer cum lawyer cum comedian hash man\, Mis-carriage\, managed to get a root on the run resulting in few broken ribs ….but hey it least his full frontal body slam prevented any further injury to his preferred wanking hand. \nBack in the circle the walkers were clearly still delirious from briefly leading the pack and scored it a generous 6.9 but the runners really let rip taking advantage of the Sergeants new scoring mechanism resulting in a more appropriate -6.9 for the run followed by the usual spiteful and vindictive charges. \nSpecial mention for the nosh and on after set up put on by the co-hare (Derrolicked my Balls)…it’s been so long since we’ve had sausages in bread that they actually tasted bloody fantastic and well done to Eno for winning the coveted raffle prize (I’ve always thought Good Girls do Swallow) and the resulting cock funnel down down. \nGreat effort by the co-hares for putting on such a great night of hash\, in fact it was so good next weeks hare (Arsenic) has decided to set the run from the very same swampland for the T&A Run.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/276-back-to-dogobah/
LOCATION:Coombabah Lakelands Conservation Area\, Rain Tree Glenn\, Coombabah\, QLD\, 4216\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#277: Aresnic's T&A Run
DESCRIPTION:The prominent display of a women’s tits and ass…….well that’s what got a record number of hash men to turn up to the run but either something got lost in translation or the hares (Arsenic) warped sense of humour came to the fore once again ………T&A Run\, my arse. \nThankfully the hare put a whole lot more effort into setting the well-marked and bloody confusing (virgin bush) trail resulting in a 5.9km / 54min run and 2.7km / 45min walk through some of the shiggyest shiggy seen since …………last week’s swampland debacle. \nIn the circle the run was scored a 13.8 by the GM and a 8 by Ballbag’s for the walk and with the usual discounts being applied a 6.9 was recorded for the official records. \nWith so many visitors and returning runners the lively circle resulted in a record number of charges being dispensed especially by our Elton John impersonating GM to the delight of Ballbag’s. In a shocking revelation Pepe Le Spew’s “lost” down down vessel finally made a re-appearance with a new engraving on it to boot!!! The circle ended with a bunch of Tit……ley’s on the Skol-a-rama 3000 (yeah\, lets f&ckin kill Arsenic in the forest next week). \nNext week we do it all again with Thomas the Toucher giving us another reach around in even more virgin bush starting from Tom Rose Park.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/277-aresnics-ta-run/
LOCATION:Kangroo Park Coombabah\, 52 Kangaroo Avenue\, Coombabah\, QLD\, 4216\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#278: Tommy's Bush Reach-around
DESCRIPTION:With much sadness the Covid Re-Hash wishes to announce the passing of our founding father and legendary hash man Ballbag’s……or at least he will be if he ever forgets to fully charge his torch before the walk again…….coz we will f$ckin kill him. \nBut hey\, aren’t torches in the forest overrated\, I mean there was enough 2 ply toilet paper hanging over every literally every tree in the forest to satisfy a plane load of returning Bali Belly holidaymakers. \nWell as it turns out when you’ve had over 118 years of hash experience clearly the best way to exit the forest when your torch gives up on you halfway through the walk is to……completely ignore the trail and walk up the nearest densely forested hill !!!! \nLuckily Ballbag’s fell down at least three ditches which slowed his ascent to nowhere which probably ended up saving him but in his defence those Front Walking Bastards (Y2KY Jelly & WTFAI) haring off on the walk didn’t help but thank God for all round top bloke and Trailmaster extraordinaire (Baaah Sinister) for saving the day (or at least Ballbag’s) with the walkers returning to the on after in a spritely 1hr 15min covering over 4km. \nAs you can imagine in the circle the charges flowed as we drowned Ballbag’s in Tun Mid but not before the runners scored the trail a 9.9 but discounted it by 3.0 as it was missing about 3km in distance. The walkers were clearly still in a state of shock and forcing them to relive their ordeal was way too soon so a 6.9 was also recorded. \nWell done to the hare (Thomas the Toucher) for finding virgin trail that we all agreed we will never ever use again along with the cheese slice inspired nosh. \nIn a twist no one saw cumming the circle ended with Ballbag’s handing out print outs of “how to set trail and make friends at the same time”…… \nNext week we do it all again with Fresh Meat guiding us around virgin bush in the notoriously flat suburb of Maudsland. If anyone  has a spare Apple AirTag let me know…….asking for a friend.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/278-tommys-bush-reach-around/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#279: Maudsland desert plains run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/Covid-279.mp4 \nDid you ever hear about the Covid Re-Hashman who went to Hong Kong on an Irish passport and ended up with crabs on Christmas Island. More to cum on this story next week or better yet check out the vision on this week’s episode of Border Security. \nMeanwhile back on the f&ckin hill we all agreed the hare (Fresh Meat) was in fact a c&nt. Other adjectives were widely used but c&nt seemed to be the popular choice to describe the torture as we crawled on all fours through the clouds to the summit only to find the GM had partially redeemed himself with a non-Tun (aka quality) drinks stop. \nWith Pepe cracking all the on backs it was left up to our soon to be deported favourite Irish hashman\, Cum SOC\, to lead the charge as we headed off to find piss stop #2.  \nAfter 6km / 1hr 25min / 6\,730 feet of ascent the half drunk runners stumbled back to the on after to find Ballbag’s torches had not failed him and he had managed to stay on trail for what I’m pretty sure was the first time ever resulting in a 10 being awarded for the walk but our proxy sergeant (Eno F#ck All) applied a 31% discount coz he missed the f&ck off hill resulting in a 6.9 which in a surprising twist was almost matched by Pepe Le Spew’s who scored the run a 6.8 (something about only one got f&cked so couldn’t give it a 6.9……..) but thanks to AI an overall 6.9 was recorded. \nIn the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges where laid followed by the raffle being won by all round top hash man and most deserving recipient Baaaaaaah Sinister. However\, in a first for the raffle it would appear the treasured Liverpool Football Club scarf prize has already appeared on eBay ….. \nWell done to the hare for a mighty effort setting three trails and two piss stops along with pulled pork buns and a selection of condiments that would put an IGA supermarket to shame. \nNext week we do it all again with Ballbag’s showing us when to apply the continental\, eastern\, semi-western or is it the western tennis grip as once again we play for the prestigious Covid Re-Hash Tennis Bowl (if only we knew where the trophy was…) at Miami Tennis Club. 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/279-maudsland-desert-plains-run/
LOCATION:Burley Griffen Drive\, Maudsland\, 37 Burley Griffin Drive\, Maudsland QLD 4210\, QLD\, 4210\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#280: Covid Re-Hash Golf Championship
DESCRIPTION:1.45pm\, the 198 metre Par 3\, 17th hole at Emerald Lakes Golf course. Baaaaaah Sinister steps up to the blue tees and…….boom……….the greatest drive in the history of ………golf. Tee to Green\, say no more and I mean that because as we all know putting stories are not interesting and who really cares which team won the hole\, it really didn’t matter after such a great shot.\nThe day started with Breakfast Burgers (yes\, Smokie was there for that bit) & Beers followed by the terrifying first tee drive in front of the club house gallery. Surprisingly we all made it past the ladies tees\, saving our dignity temporarily.\nThe teams were clearly selected by the GM as the two most experienced players (both had played a round of golf that week) partnered against a motley crue of degenerate golfers who hadn’t played in decades including the notorious anti-golfer\, Y2KY Jelly\, who didn’t even bother to bring a set of clubs (to the ire of the Intercourse Manager) and who unfortunately decided to go commando for the day to the detriment of his playing partners as we saw not only crack but sack on his many down trou’s.\nDespite the injustice of the team selection it was a close match until the 13th whiskey hole where despite collapsing in a heap post golf club on your head spin\, WTFAI continued with his right down the middle driving (boring). The local wildlife only wished Team Motley Crue were as accurate as a number of ducks were maimed and I fear killed in their attempts to keep our balls out of the water.\n18 holes of proper golf clearly wasn’t enough for this kennel so the competition continued onto the mini golf course. Despite claiming to have never played the course somehow WTFAI knew every angle taking a handy lead into the final hole but luckily the winner takes all final hole rule was applied resulting in a four way play off with FreshMeat channeling his inner Tiger to score a hole in one on the second extra hole.\nBack at the clubhouse Fresh Meat was crowned the Covid Re-Hash 2025 golf champion and presented with his modest three tier trophy but in an unfortunate twist he has been sleeping in the dog house ever since for ignoring his wife’s request to “never see that bloody thing again!!!”.\nWell down to the hare (WTFAI) for organising such a great day of hash.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/280-covid-re-hash-golf-championship/
LOCATION:Emerald Lakes Golf Club\, 3 Alabaster Dr\, Carrara\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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