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SUMMARY:#281: Ballbag’s Balls Out Bash
DESCRIPTION:You know the drill. 2 hours of warm up’s followed by 15 minutes of playing time…. WTF.  As usual our 185-year-old founding father (Ballbags) put this kennel of younger hash men to shame with his world record 3min 05sec plank that was almost his\, and his number one challenger\, Fresh Meat’s\, undoing. \n \nCompletely buggered after the warm up’s there was no time for a drink stop as the court lights were about to be switched off\, so a rapid-fire tennis tournament followed and despite the Level 2 ATP coaching received in the preceding hours it was almost as if we hadn’t been listening to anything based on the debacle that then followed on court. \n \nIt was so bad Y2KY Jelly even resorted to extreme measures to win points by any means possible (including his hands???) but we may never really know thanks to convincing acting performance that would put a Bollywood actor to shame. \n \nThe tennis Gods must have been watching as they got their revenge on Y2KY Jelly as he failed miserably with his epic double swing on a lollypop lob offered by Fresh Meat but to be fair\, he was probably blinded by the GM’s get up which once again didn’t fail to disappoint. \nClearly this (non) shot of the night broke Ballbag’s (Chief Protection Officer) spirit as he demanded we immediately vacant the court for the sake of the nearby club members mumbling “never again” to himself as he walked off to the club house in disgust. \n \nBack in the circle the lovingly wrapped awards were presented to WTFAI for winning the “Effort but Useless” Eau de Toilette award. The runner up award was decided by what can only be described as a slightly racist Eeny\, meeny\, miny\, moe rhyme which I believe is how all tennis tournaments in the 1820’s were decided\, so congratulations Baaaaah Sinister on winning yet another clock on a Covid Re-hash tennis night!!! \n \nControversially (we kept our own scores)\, Peter aka “The Natural” won the title with an impressive 9 game haul. As an exercise junky Pete promised to make good use of the 2 x 1kg dumbells and associated ropes (I assume there for sexual based workouts) so don’t be surprised to see a much more chiselled\, and dare I say\, happy Peter the next time you see him. \n \n Well done to the hare (Ballbag’s) for organising yet another legendary night of hash and for slaving over a hot stove for so many hours preparing the rather tasty chicken noodle nosh.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/281-ballbags-balls-out-bash/
LOCATION:Miami Tennis Club\, 26 Courtside Dr\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#282: WTFAI's Worongary Wander
DESCRIPTION:Gee\, the new Covid Re-Hash clubhouse is cumming along nicely. We just need to get Miscarriage onto some retrospective council approvals and Bobs your uncle…….what could possibly go wrong. \nAs for the run & walk it all started from CumNuts playground were FreshMeat realised just how stumpy his legs are on the exercise equipment. \nDespite the best efforts of Skyridge security a trail was set\, up (yes\, Eno moaned a lot)\, down and around all the best bits of Worongary and Highland Park by the hare (WTFAI). \nWith some hard to see 20 foot arrows a few extra k’s saw us cum in 1hr 10min later covering 7.5km. In the circle our favourite returning Irishman (who was full of stories of his wonderful holiday / detention stay in Naroo) was immediately charged for being blind but not before a 7 or 8 was awarded by Ballbag’s for the walk and a 6 or 7 awarded for the run by all round top bloke\, Baaaah Sinister. With the law of averages principle applied a 6.9 was officially recorded meaning we now have a 21 way tie for the ROTY. \nIn a pleasant surprise the cock funnel made a welcome return but unfortunately the hare got a little too excited and somehow managed to giz all over his face. \nA big wrap for the hare for putting on such a great night of hash on his exposed deck (try saying that with a kiwi accent).
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/282-wtfais-worongary-wander/
LOCATION:Gumnut Playground\, 2 Sandpiper Tce\, Worongary\, QLD\, 4213\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#283: Derro's Birthday Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Covid-283.mp4 \nVirtually\, a great run over 5.4km / 1hr 16min which was slowed down significantly by pre-drinks\, a planned drinks stop and one on root (never leave your car keys with the GM) thanks to Derrolicked my Balls (hare) and his Birthday slab of Boags. \nAs the beers flowed so did the piss stops as this young kennel started to show its age but that didn’t stop the celebrations as we honoured Captain Eno with his 100th run and becoming our first and only member of the Arachnophobia Athletic Club followed closely by the man who had cum 200 times first\, Derrolicked my Ballls. Well done fellas\, on achieving such awesome Covid Re-Hash milestones. \nAs for the run\, well that was scored a 6.9 by Pepe Le Spew and a 10 for the walk by WTFAI but we all agreed listening to Derro talk for an hour surely required a discount so a combined 6.9 a was recorded. \nIn the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid followed by the raffle which in surprising twist was won by the birthday boy. Derro was delighted with his anal cushion as apparently; he has a bad case of Haemorrhoids at the moment followed by a moving rendition of Hashi-birthday. The homemade birthday fudge cake was a real winner until the hare thought the penis shaped candle was a butt plug resulting in stinky fudge which seemed to arouse Eno F&ck All. \nIn late breaking sports news Liverpool won (again) courtesy of a last-minute penalty and according to Pepe & Eno there was a rugby game but I’m not sure who won and by how much coz as of last weekend I no longer watch the stupid motherf&ckin game. \nAll up another great night of hash put on by Derrolicked my Balls. Next week we do it all again with Pepe Le Spew guiding us around even more virgin bush in Ashmore.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/283-derros-birthday-run/
LOCATION:Varsity Lakes Weland Reserve: Tindari\, 3 Tinadri Pl\, Varsity Lakes\, QLD\, 4227\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#284: Pepe's NDIS Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Covid-284.mp4 \nWere dumb\, were dumb\, were really f&ckin dumb ……. but it turns out at least half of us are also ability challenged as demonstrated by the inaugural NDIS run. \nI would like to say it was a well-marked trail\, but it turns out most of it was the remnants of the Mixed Hash trail from the week before. Despite this\, the majority of the pack were able to follow the 9km / 1hr 10min epic trail or 15km / 2hr 25min for the navigationally challenged Eno F$ck All & Derrolicked my Balls\, down the drain\, through Pindara Hospital and up to Ashmore Tavern drive through to the traditional bottlo piss stop….or so we thought. \nUnfortunately\, we choose Steve’s night off from the Bottlo and got Ellen instead who clearly had just broken up with her girlfriend resulting in the tactical response unit being called on the walking group. As usual Optus couldn’t put the call through saving the walkers from a night behind bars but in an act of ultimate rat c&nting made no attempt whatsoever to warn the runners resulting in the wrath of the carpet muncher\, part Deux!!! \nBack in the circle a clearly conflicted WTFAI scored the walk a 6.9 in honour of Ellen and her favourite sexual position (turns out his time at the bottlo was life changing having found his new love…..Ginger Beer with Chilli & Lime) and an oxygen deprived Eno F$ck All awarded a 0.69 for the run but on appeal an overall 6.9 was recorded as we all thought it was really clever to have no markings for the on home. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges followed but not before we recognised the “Miracle of Ashmore.” In what can only be described as a Lazarus moment ArseNic not only arose from his couch and did the walk but tendered to the BBQ and chip fryer clearly demonstrating the combined medicinal benefits of Fentanyl and Tylenol\, despite claims otherwise from the bright orange wonder. \nAll up another great night of hash was put on by the co-hares (Pepe Le Spew & ArseNic). 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/284-pepes-ndis-run/
LOCATION:Arsenic’s backdoor\, 26 A Kerria Crescent\, Ashmore\, QLD\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#285: Arachnophobia Athletic Club - Inaugural Run
DESCRIPTION:They say you always remember your first time and the inaugural run of the Arachnophobia Athletic Club will live long in the memory. \nCaptain Eno (hare)\, set what can only be described as an environmentally friendly trail that ensured no spider webs were disturbed in its laying\, resulting in many victims as the kennel bashed their way through the dense bush. Somehow\, despite the use of AI\, a whole lot of claret was spilt on trail\, resulting in a record amount of abuse directed at the hare. Despite the hares attempts to kill us we all made it back to the on in alive after 5.2km / 1hr 15min (for the run) and 3.4km / 1hr 7min (for the walk). \nBack in the circle blood transfusions were immediately administered to the many casualties of the trail along with pain relief in the form of Tun Mid. Despite the pain and suffering endured we all agreed the trail was an early contender for E Run of the year with a 6.9 awarded for both the run and the walk. \nWhat followed in the circle was the usual spiteful and vindictive charges which Hash Legend\, Ballbags\, described as a “debacle” and claimed the acting GM (ArseNic) “lacked any sought of leadership whatsoever” which we all took as a positive and a job well done. \nCongratulations to the hare (Eno F&ck All) who not only knows how to set a bushy trail but is also an expert turner of sausages on the BBQ!!! Next week we do it all again with Oktoberfest at the Tom Rose Park Beer Hall as Baaaaaaah Sinister guides us around even more virgin bush in the Nerang Forest.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/285-enos-bush-bash/
LOCATION:Nerang Forest – Yarrayne Road\, 60 Yarrayne Road\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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