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SUMMARY:#286: Oktoberfest @ Tom Rose Beer Hall
DESCRIPTION:What an evening of culture as the Covid Hash recognised everything that Germany has given to the world including………..beer\, really big steins to drink beer out of\, kind of weird beer drinking music performed by even weirder dudes wearing leaderhosen……did I mention the beer. \nBut before all of that we did an amazing run that Y2KY Jelly (current RA\, Penisula Hash) thought was “Wonderbah and the greatest run of all time\, especially all the really easy to find trail marking” or words to that effect. \nThe walkers on the other hand decided their trail lacked adventure so decided to attempt the death defying black diamond Taipan (shortcut?) resulting in a 6km / 1hr 40min epic that they seemed to really enjoy and didn’t complain about whatsoever. \nBack in the circle the hare (Baaaah Sinister) was drowned in Tun Mid for all his heinous crimes\, especially against the walkers\, despite all his efforts to carefully place a Koala and Kookaburra on the trail. \nThe fact a trail was even set was nothing short of a miracle due to the first ever sighting of a pig in the bush. Instead of being arrested for being in possession of “questionable white powder” the hare ended up joining in the “hot” (if only she was) pursuit of what the hare could only assume was another lead in the Dezi Freeman manhunt. \nThankfully the kennel recognised the hares community efforts rounding up an initial 0.69 awarded for the walk by Where the F#ck am I\, which apparently he was heard saying quite a bit on trial\, to a 6.69 in recognition of the distance covered however in a strange twist the original 8.4 awarded for the run was discounted for not being long enough resulting in an overall 6.9 being recorded. \nAs tradition dicktates the evening wrapped with a three course dining experience (Germanic inspired) including plenty of snacks. \nNext week we do it all again as Y2KY Jelly takes us on a “Magical mystery tour” somewhere on the coast. Thankfully\, it is an international break so it should give the GM plenty of time to find an oversized Man United shirt in time for Liverpool’s next fixture.
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LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#287: Thanksgiving Day (Canada)
DESCRIPTION:8 for the walk + 12 for the run = 20 divided by 2 = a perfect 10. By my reckoning that means it was Run of the Year and congratulations to Y2KY Jelly (hare). \nIf only it was that simple. Turns out the sergeant went crazy with his discounting calculator deducting points for a lack of bush\, GC 500 route\, its perfect timing (1hr 00min 00sec)\, idyllic on after setting\, length (8km)\, fake tits on the run\, not enough shopping malls traversed but it would appear the biggest crime was a combination of running past six Irish bars\, running through the Surfers Paradise surf club but worst of all\, popping into Cocksucker Cowboys but not managing to get a round in !!! All this meant a very thirsty kennel discounted 3.1 from the original score resulting in a 6.9 being recorded. \nIn the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive chargers were laid\, and we discovered the true meaning of “Meat at the Fire station”. Despite the councils attempts to spoil our fun with their 8pm BBQ power outage the Thanksgiving feast was saved by our new friends from the local English language school and their portable tabletop Gasmate. Unfortunately\, we could not fit the Turkey on it but (luckily?) the hare had also brought some (delicious?) vegetarian patties\, so we dined on maple syrup inspired Canuck Burgers instead. \nThe super excited winner of the raffle was Ballbag’s. Known for his generosity he immediately shared his “bag of balls” with the birthday girl from the school but I’m not sure what he did with the raffle prize. \nThanks to the hare for another great night of hash. Next week we do it all again with Cum SOC’s looking to redeem himself with the Diwali Run.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/287-happy-thanksgiving-canada-day/
LOCATION:Budds Beach\, 33 River Drive\, Budds Beach\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#288: Divali - Festival of Lights
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Covid-288.mp4 \nThe innovation in this hash knows no bounds. Clearly the hare (Cum SOC) is shooting for a renaming with his Jizz-a-Lot toilet paper hanging skills. So impressed was the hare with his trail markings he was quick to point them out to the kennel just in case we missed them!!! \nIn saying that it was well-marked\, with jizz stained toilet paper lighting up the way through the spider infested dense bush terrain and multiple logs of doom. In fact\, the first part of the terrain was so up and down and all but impenetrable it resulted in the slowest first kilometre (23min 29sec) in the history of the Covid Rehash along with the most claret split. Luckily it was impossible to get lost if you followed the hares pre-run instructions that “it’s a big circle” but as usual no know was listening\, so we did. \nBy share luck the runners finally stumbled across the quality (non-Tun) piss stop with the hare outdoing himself with a festival of city lights lookout worthy of the Diwali Run. Unfortunately\, the walker (WTFAI) was not so lucky to make it. \nThe second part of the run wasn’t much faster thanks to what can only be described as the biggest act of rat c$nting …..ever. Pepe\, clearly a bushman not fond of going back up the thousand steps he’s just been down\, could be heard ranting “Putain de rat connard batard” for the rest of the run as only a Frenchman can. \nBack in the circle WTFAI give the 40min / 2km walk a 10 out of 10 but upon further quizzing it turns out he was just glad to have made it back to the on after alive with all the blood loss he had experienced so on review a revised 6.9 was scored due to the share number of conflicting arrows near the end (Border Hash had run there the night before). Pepe scored the 54min 30sec / 3.07km run using a whole lot of mathematical equations that we think roughly matched the walkers score so an overall 6.9 was recorded. \nThe usual spiteful and vindicative charges then followed but not before we honoured WTFAI with his 50th run cummemorative bottle opener and wished him all the best with his upcoming wedding to Ting Tong in the Philippines. \nWell down to Jizz-a-Lot (aka Cum SOC) for putting on another great night of hash. Next week we do it all again with Hashoween as Fresh Meat guides around some of the spookier bits of the coast.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/288-divali-festival-of-lights/
LOCATION:Marjorie St Henry Park\, Tabilban Street\, Burleigh Heads\, Queensland\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#289: Hashoween haunted trail
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Covid-289.mp4 \nYee-haw. In what can only be described as one the most terrifying Hashoween experiences ever witnessed by this kennel\, our illustrious GM took to the stage of the Beginners & Learners Line Dancing night at the Beechmont Hotel and showed the amassed crowd “how it was done”. \nScary stuff indeed proving two left feet don’t make anything right. Clearly it was too much for management\, as not for the first time\, security escorted him off the premises before we even had a chance to have the circle. \nAll this after what can only be described as one of the wettest runs on record. The fact we made it on trail was nothing short of a miracle with the run location changing every five minutes resulting in a clearly confused Cum SOC showing up late claiming “I’ve been past this place ten times already”. We all agreed pin drop’s on Google Maps were super confusing but no worries coz the GM wasn’t exactly punctual either with his usual “there was a power line down and I had to go the long way round” excuse even going to the lengths of producing fake AI photo’s to prove his case. \nAll this while the super early arriving Derricked my Balls and Baah Sinister sat in a steamed-up Golf on the corner of a busy country road downing Boags in Halloween costumes ……. yeah\, it was f&ckin weird night. \nUnfortunately\, it was so wet even the waterproof flour laid by the hare (FreshMeat) failed meaning we had to rely on “going right” resulting in a shorter than expected 3km / 30-minute run followed by Taco Tuesday at the pub. \nAs usual Baah Sinister won the raffle (is it rigged?) but to date has not been able to remove the tight fitting extra small Man Utd top. Well done to the hare for putting on another memorial night of hash in fact he’s so keen to create even bigger and better memories next week he has only put his hand up for the Giddy Up Melbourne Cup run next Tuesday.
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LOCATION:Country Paradise Parklands\, 231 Beaudesert Nerang Rd\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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