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SUMMARY:#290: Giddy Up Melbourne Cup
DESCRIPTION:Giddy up indeed. Straight from Melbourne Cup festivities the half cut kennel rocked up to the “real” home of the hash\, Royal Cascade Gardens\, to the clear delight of Y2KY Jelly and Ballbag’s. \nAs they regaled everyone with stories of the “good old days from the gardens” we had to abruptly cut their stories short otherwise we may never had got the run on the road. With clear instructions to the walker (Ballbag’s) of “work it out for yourself if you lose trail”\, the runners embarked of a bushy sojourn around the Gardens fully expecting to cum across our favourite Octogenarian much earlier on root but to everyone’s surprise we only caught up to him on the Oceanway just in time to share the most important run instructions of the night\, “were going to the pub.” \nUnfortunately\, Y2KY Jelly was refused entry into the Broadbeach Bowls baah for having too much pubic hare on his chest so we were relegated to VB’s (it’s non-Tun\, so I guess it was a quality piss stop) outside on the greens. \nIn the circle we all agreed Ballbags was way too quick in cracking all the checks\, but it sounded like he did the whole trail\, even nipping into the massage parlour for a quick rub & tug (claimed he was only following the arrow) and catching a show at the Pink Flamingo. To be fair even the cops tried to slow him down\, mistaking him for the notorious nursing home escapee “Kevin” but when questioned Ballbag’s was able to provide a visual demonstration of how he earned his hash name which seemed to be all the ID the crack team from CSI Broadbeach could handle. \nAs for the scores\, well Ballbag’s loved his eventful 1hr 10min on trail and gave it an 8 out of 10 however surprisingly\, considering we thought “Cascade f$ckin Gardens” was a term of endearment\, Y2KY Jelly only gave it a 1 but on countback an overall 6.9 was recorded due to the quality piss stop. \nThe evening wrapped up with the usual spiteful and vindicative charges but not before a few quick games of table football with our newfound\, and very well organised\, South American friends. \nA special mention to Eno F&ck All for concealing a black wooden dildo key chain up his arse to evade Australian customs. The holiday “present” was well received by the GM who went into way too much detail on the ways he is going to use it. \nNext Tuesday we do it all again with Arsenic and the Remembrance Day run.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/290-giddy-up-melbourne-cup/
LOCATION:Cascade Gardens\, 2690 Gold Coast Highway\, Broadbeach\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#291: Remembrance Day
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Covid-291.mp4 \nAs the pipes played (literally)\, we remembered all those hash men who had made the ultimate sacrifice so we could run (and walk) freely around the streets of Ashmore. In the words of the unmentionable FREEEEEEDOM!!!!!!! \nAs we wiped away our tears we were informed by the hare (Arsenic) that yet another isolated thunderstorm had hit the Ashmore Tavern and surrounding areas five minutes before the run\, which was a little strange coz there was no evidence of it on the ground but to be fair there was no evidence of chalk\, paper or flour either so it must have been true. \nWith the traditional shots of Jack dispensed the fired up pack hit the 7.1km / 1hr 25min trail to our ultimate destination\, Ashmore Tavern Drive Thru. \nTurns out the Covid Re-Hash ban is still in place despite Ellen being on her night off so with the wail of sirens in the background the pack departed for the footy ground picnic table where we discovered the remnants of ArseNic’s “dog walk” from the night before. \nBack in the circle an enthusiastic Ballbag’s gave the walk a 5 but was then reminded of the ginger beer piss stop so added a 1.9 to the score. Derrolicked my Balls was excited with all the virgin bush on root and agreed a 6.9 was well deserved. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges then followed but not before the RA was presented with his ceremonial robe for the upcoming naming of Pete and just when he thought Liverpool’s 3-0 defeat to Man City was a distant memory\, Baaaah Sinister was presented with his latest child size footy top. \nIn a shocking twist it turns out the mystery of the “SKOL-a-RAMA 3000” was no mystery at all\, with FreshMeat finally fessing up to his heinous crime. Punishment was swiftly dispensed in the form of warm Tun Mid to the delight of the GM and his falsely accused accomplices. \nWell done to the hare for yet another memorable night of hash. Next week my monies on the FreshMeat finding the cock funnel in his “shed” just in time for the “Where the f*ck have ewe been run?” all assuming WTFAI’s rash from his recent Asian brothel tour has cleared up by then. \n					\n		https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/WhatsApp-Video-2025-11-12-at-10.21.59-AM.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/291-remembrance-day/
LOCATION:Heeb Street\, 137 Heeb Street\, Ashmore\, QLD\, 4214\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#292: Where the F&ck have you ewe been run
DESCRIPTION:As expected\, WTFAI’s Philippine “yacht regatta” involved very little sailing and was way more a tour of Manila’s Makati red light district known for its midget wrestling and girly bars. Unfortunately\, it sounds like one of his sailing crew mates may have cum a cropper with a “lady” he met in one of the bars as it turns out she/he may have missed a very important hospital appointment\, but we may never know the full story coz “what happens in Manila stays in Manila” \nTalking of being f&cked and despite the extremely isolated thunderstorm that hit Nerang Forest minutes before the run\, paper was found on trail guiding us through literally every spider web in the forest to the audible delight of Eno F$ck All who then had the audacity in the circle to claim he didn’t complain over the hour long\, 4.7km bush bash. \nThe walkers had their own challenges over their 3km\, 58 min trail with Ballbag’s deciding to add more adventure to his evening by firstly losing his head torch\, which he then “found” …on his head\, that then ran out of battery charge 100 metres into the bush. Despite being effectively blind on trail his sixth sense for toad killing kicked in with a direct hit proving cane toads are no match for walking canes. \nIn the circle Baaah Sinister scored the run a 6.9 claiming the runners had been f$cked and the walkers report went on so long we could only assume a 6.9 was also scored. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges followed but not before WTFAI (hare) christened his “new” running shoes with ice cold Tun Mid.. \nWell done to the hare for another great night of hash and the Lasagna nosh. Special mention to Cum SOC (proxy GM) for demonstrating what real leadership should look like and Eno F&ck All (proxy Sergeant) for running the circle. \nNext week we do it all again with Ballbags and his LXXXVII birthday run.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/292-where-the-fck-have-you-ewe-been-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#293: Ballbag's LXXXVII Birthday Run
DESCRIPTION:When the author of “How to set a trail\, and win friends” is the hare\, ewe know it is going to be a technical trail\, and to be fair it sure bloody was. \nThree hours of trail laying effort in midday heat nearly saw the hare (Ballbags) admitted to Robina Hospital where Rosemary’s “Do Not Resuscitate” instructions are clearly understood\, but she found him just in time to drive him around to do all the on backs…..which explains a lot. \nSure\, it’s not often the runners are behind the walkers but with all the on backs it certainly helped keep the pack together\, which was handy as we debated the merits of a check next to an on back and answered one of the many mysteries of hash ……..just how many arrows from a check are too many before an on back (obviously this is a trick question as everyone knows the right answer is ten). \nSomehow\, despite the runners and walkers following the same trail markings\, three different distances were recorded with the Runners enduring 6.9km over 1hr 2min\, short cutting walkers (mislead by the notorious cheating walker…..WTFAI) with 4.something km / 1hr 7min and the over achieving walkers cumming in at 5.1km / 1hr 10min. \nRumours suggesting the runners had in fact given up halfway have been grossly mis-represented by the hare\, as it was merely a hot night\, and we needed a hydration top up at the on after. \nThe heat and humidity also delayed the circle as we needed to charge up the defibrillator and administer the paddles for WTFAI who clearly did too much “sailing” on his recent Southeast Asian adventure. \nFor some unknown reason the sergeant (Arsenic) decided at this point to channel his inner Pauline and went all Burka on us followed by Miscarriage awarding the walk (or was it the run) a 8.7 and in a shocking twist Baaaah Sinister also scored the run (or was it the walk) an 8.7. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges followed\, and you wouldn’t believe it the hare won the raffle followed by a rousing rendition of hash e birthday. \nWell done to Ballbags for settling an awesome trail in such challenging conditions and then knocking up an Italian feast fit for a Roman Emperor. Next week it is the Thanksgiving Day (the proper American one) run with Tommy Two Stroke guiding us around yet even more virgin bush somewhere on the coast. \nIn late breaking news the GM (FreshMeat) has been temporarily banned from the Covid Re-Hash WhatsApp group by the committee for over sharing his naked old ladies in white van and “power cut” forcing him to shower in the forest fantasies…..images we can all do without. \nFinally\, get your Christmas orders in for getting your garage carpeted next time Jelly’s up. \n 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/293-ballbags-lxxxvii-birthday-run/
LOCATION:Ballbags\, 3 Karrinyup Place\, 3 Karrinyup Place\, Robina\, QLD\, 4226\, Australia
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