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SUMMARY:#294: Thanksgiving Day (The proper American one)
DESCRIPTION:It’s not that often the runners cum across the walkers on trail and I certainly can’t remember it happening 45min in with the runners heading back to Tom Rose and the walkers heading in the opposite direction to God knows where!!! \nHowever\, the runner’s glee was short lived with the forest playing its usual tricks in the dark resulting in an endless Goanna Loop forcing yet another “off trail” sojourn to the delight of Miscarriage who loves nothing more than a bit of bush bashing. \nIn the meantime\, the navigationally challenged walkers had managed to sort themselves out meaning the whole kennel reconnected again just in time for the notoriously hard to find on in from the fire trail (well\, that’s what Eno F&ck All reckons) resulting in a 1hr 15min time for both walkers (4km) and runners (6.2km). \nAs the Thanksgiving Day (proper American one) Run dicktates we feasted on Turducken with all the trimmings\, cracked a few festive jokes and some hash men loosened their bowels in what I assume was a sign of appreciation for the nosh. \nIn the circle that followed the feast\, Miscarriage was overjoyed by all the wildlife the hare (Tommy Two Stroke) had organised on trail and was going to give the run a 7.5 but discounted it by 0.6 because no snake bite treatment was required nor administered. Ballbags gave the walk a 6.9 and then shocked the kennel stating “tech” was the future and that we should immediately abandon antiquated methods of trail setting stating “flour\, paper & chalk” has had a fair go and we should “get onboard” with digital coz it keeps the pack together (everyone’s too scared shitless to fall behind) and that trail markings are super over rated anyway (probably explains his love for going “off-piste”). \nThe usual spiteful and vindicative charges followed including Baaaah Sinister getting on the cock funnel for some trumped-up charge from the GM and the Booze Master. Despite reassurances from the GM that the raffle was not fixed somehow Triple T won a Thomas the Tank “Peep Peep” and we assume a new job. \nWell done Tommy on your raffle “win” and for organising such a great night of hash. Next week Eno F#ck All will be guiding us around yet even more virgin bush with the “Where’s the Onions Run”.🐑👿
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/294-toucher-rose-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#295: Where’s the Onions Run?
DESCRIPTION:It was only a matter of time. With more injuries than an A&E ward on a Saturday night the time has finally cum to acknowledge that the Covid Re-Hash has in fact become a walking club with a drinking problem!!! \nThe fact we even made it out to the forest was nothing short of a miracle with the hare (Eno F$ck All) going off very early with a run cancellation notice but thank God for Arsenic\, something you never hare\, for immediately getting his poll vote in stirring WTFAI and Fresh Meat into action. An “evening of trivia” was then offered up but was promptly shot down by our geographically challenged ex-GM (Y2KY Jelly) who gently reminded the hare he should focus on bush running and not his cross dressing kinks. \nAs custom dicktates the pre-run drinks were dispensed by the sergeant and when the hare finally rocked up\, he looked remarkably clean of any flour. He then led the kennel down a long -winded story suggesting a trail was in fact laid earlier in the day but it had been eaten by all the kangaroos (apparently\, he has photographic evidence). \nWith no other option we “chose random” which really f&cked us up. 3\,200 metres of elevation later Taipan finally relented to the relief of WTFAI who was channelling his best impression of Ballbag’s but as it turned out it wouldn’t be his last Ballbag impression of the night. With promises of “Tun’s at the Top” we made the final push only to find no evidence whatsoever of the hares efforts but based on how fast a mountain biker overtook us on the fire trail on the way in we can only assume he was Tun fuelled and making his speedy get away. \n4.26km / 1hr 08min later the walkers exited the bush to find the hare had not only brought cut up onions but two different types. In fact\, he was so impressed with his efforts he thought it was only appropriate to mix it in with his favourite drop so thanks to Eno F&ck All we now have a new punishment beer\, Tunion. \nIn the circle the usual spiteful and vindicative charges were laid but not before WTFAI awarded the walk a 6.9 (see the video if it ever gets posted) and Eno F$ck All claimed to have no knowledge that Japanese porn pixelated all the good bits. \nThe “winner” of the much sought after raffle was Arsenic who really appreciated his novelty upside down beer bottle in a beer glass followed by a Hawaiian inspired burger feast that received great reviews from those who actually ate them. \nWell done to the hare for putting on an epic night of hash and for introducing pineapple slices to the kennel. This Saturday (2pm) we’ll be sharing Covid Re-Hash Christmas spirit to unsuspecting\, and some might say\, unfortunate members of the public as we grab undersized kids bikes and visit the many fine watering holes between Cheez Baahs’s and Surfers to prove once and for all\, were actually a drinking club with a walking problem!!! \nOn on🐑😈
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/295-wheres-the-onions-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#296: The Annual Christmas Pissy Fit Pub Craw
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/the-annual-christmas-pissy-fit-pub-craw/
LOCATION:Cleland Crescent\, 14 Cleland Crescent\, \, Broadbeach Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#297: I know what ewe did last Saturday night
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/297-i-know-what-ewe-did-last-saturday-night/
LOCATION:Nerang Forest – Yarrayne Road\, 60 Yarrayne Road\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20251222T163000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20251222T170000
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SUMMARY:#298: GCH3 Christmas Run 2025
DESCRIPTION:GCH3-Christmas-Run-2025_new
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/298-gch3-christmas-run-2025/
LOCATION:Tiki Reserve\, 73 Cavill Ave\, Surfers Paradise\, QLD\, 4217
CATEGORIES:Gourmet Hash
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20251230T183000
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SUMMARY:#299: Pub Run
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/299-pub-run/
LOCATION:Commercial Hotel\, Cnr Ferry &\, Price St\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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