BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//COVID ReHash House Harriers - ECPv5.11.0//NONSGML v1.0//EN CALSCALE:GREGORIAN METHOD:PUBLISH X-WR-CALNAME:COVID ReHash House Harriers X-ORIGINAL-URL:https://covidhhh.com X-WR-CALDESC:Runs for COVID ReHash House Harriers BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Australia/Melbourne BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:+1100 TZOFFSETTO:+1000 TZNAME:AEST DTSTART:20260404T160000 END:STANDARD BEGIN:DAYLIGHT TZOFFSETFROM:+1000 TZOFFSETTO:+1100 TZNAME:AEDT DTSTART:20261003T160000 END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260106T080000 DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260106T170000 DTSTAMP:20260531T093108 CREATED:20260118T013633Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260118T013717Z UID:5375-1767686400-1767718800@covidhhh.com SUMMARY:#301: Where the Fuck is Eno DESCRIPTION:Who would have thought that the combo of WTFAI and Fresh đŸ„© would produce the clear front runner for the prestigious “Run of the Year” award\, and what a run/walk it was. \nThere was plenty of complaints to begin the trail with murmurs of “too much road” and “Palestine flags what???”. Though fears were quickly quashed as we entered virgin bush\, and I’m sure we murdered at least a dozen snakes although it was so thick it was hard to tell. Finally making it out of the scrub\, and into the fire as we found even more virgin bush. The complaints began to ring in the ears again as claims of “I brought the wrong shoes” to “that’s not a spider\, this is a spider”. Luckily the rumours were true and there was a drink stop\, albeit at the top of a 158 stair climb\, and what better setting to down some homebrew ales and Canadian maple whiskey\, than in a kids playground 🛝. \nThe walkers had almost as much action on the way up as the runners did\, when Ballbags decided to race Spiderman up the stairs. After 3 heart failures (thank god for public Defib machines) they reached the pinnacle. \nI didn’t know that paramedics use Subaru’s\, but I guess you learn something new everyday. As the walkers rolled down the hill in their Japanese manufactured gurney\, the runners headed into their biggest challenge yet. \nWith multiple threats of on-backs at the peak of some rather large hills we finally entered the final stretch of virgin bush for the night. (Who knew there was so much untraversed territory in the streets of nernag??) Upon entering the gauntlet\, 4 turned to 3 as one of the largest spiders ever seen on a hash run had the captain of the arachnophobia athletics club shaking in his boots and running for dear life( in the wrong direction). The 3 brave souls passed the spider and the 2 vicious pit bulls snapping at our heels to eventually make it back to the clubhouse. \nIt wasn’t until we arrived back that we noticed 1 missing. Surprisingly he had no phone\, no Apple Watch\, no sense of direction and Eno’s fuck-all. After 2 seperate search parties failed to find him\, we waited\, and waited and finally he found his way back home. He only had to door knock one of the locals\, who after a sneaky hand job and a smooch\, dropped our dear Eno back home. \nAs you could imagine there were more spiteful and vindictive charges than usual\, although it all seemed to be pointed in one direction. \nAll in all a great night\, great food\, great trail. Eno’s luck finally changed as he won the raffle URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/301-where-the-fuck-is-eno/ LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia CATEGORIES:Runs END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260113T080000 DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260113T170000 DTSTAMP:20260531T093108 CREATED:20260118T014058Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260118T014429Z UID:5377-1768291200-1768323600@covidhhh.com SUMMARY:#302: Jelly’s Jolly DESCRIPTION:Jesus Christ. When will we learn. Jelly
..live hare

what the f&ck!!!!   \nNo surprise then that we went hare\, there and everywhere in what can only be described as one of most random runs in the history of the Covid Re-Hash. \nIt became apparent early on as we ascended the biggest f&ckin hill in the forest that the outlook for the rest of the run was bleak. With half the pack returning or virgin runners the second helpings of Christmas pudding where looking like a big mistake but we managed to press on through the clouds. \nFatigued\, disoriented and frankly smelling like a Bangkok sewer from all the sweat it became abundantly clear our navigationally challenged hare was in fact lost as he pointed in the direction of Pac Pines and declared “on on”. \nThe mutiny was brutal yet swift but absolutely necessary as common sense prevailed as we descended in the general direction of Tom Rose. \nSome say a 3hr 32min / 8km run was a bit on the long side but as it turns out everybody had lost the capacity to speak through the damage to their lungs due to the high attitudes experienced but somehow we managed to have a circle thanks to the medicinal benefits of Tun Mid. A generous 6.9 was awarded by Cum SOC for the torture trail and somehow Ballbag’s awarded a 8.4 for the walk resulting in\, if my math’s are correct\, an overall score of 6.9 being recorded. \nThe usual spiteful and vindictive charges then followed with the SKOL-A-RAMA 3000 put to good use on the returning and virgin runners\, followed by a shoey for Tristian and Baaah because Baaaah failed to advise Tristian not to wear new shoes. The injustices to all round good bloke and top hash man


Baaaaah Sinister\, continued as somehow he ended up on the ice. \nThe evening ended with a delightful vegan inspired Lasagna straight from the soon to be released “Fruits of the Forest” cookbook by Erin Pattinson. \nWell done Jelly for a memorable evening of hash. Next week we’re heading to Arsenic’s for his belated birthday run and a catch up with Ellen at the bottlo followed by a slide show of the Titley family road trip. \nOn On🐑😈 \n  URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/302-jellys-jolly/ LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia CATEGORIES:Runs END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260120T183000 DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260120T183000 DTSTAMP:20260531T093108 CREATED:20260127T011728Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260127T012101Z UID:5401-1768933800-1768933800@covidhhh.com SUMMARY:#303: Arsey’s belated birthday bush bash DESCRIPTION:Well\, as usual the 6.30pm run set off when the hare (Arsenic) could be arsed turning up but in what can only be described as an inspired innovation he started the run with a drinks stop!!! \nAs the hare explained the trail he claimed flour would be sighted from five ways which was strange coz it had actually rained earlier in the day and we noted that this hare on occasion (every time) had a tendency to claim “very isolated thunderstorms” washing away markings but didn’t seem to be claiming it this time which we thought was really odd. \nTalking of odd\, it was at this moment the GM (Fresh Meat) decided to share what can only be described as one of the most racist jokes ever in Covid ReHash history. Thank God our newly appointed Cultural AttachĂ© (I forgot his name again) was on hand to remind the GM that as an inclusive hash we take onboard all cummer’s

including kiwis. \nBack on trail flour was indeed sighted to the amazement of the kennel resulting in what some would say was the perfect run of 6.9km over 69 minutes (apparently this genuinely happened but I can’t confirm it coz the bush nicked my watch) but the bloke with a very strong South African accent give it a rather appropriate 6.9. \nIn the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were dispensed along with concerns regarding Rosemary’s carpet followed by the first (and hopefully the last) rendition of the Covid ReHash 300 run song. Despite Ballbag’s claiming it was a “banger” some hash men (Pepe) felt there were not enough/any references to shitting in the bush and some suggested we leave the bush discharge to the ladies. \nThe raffle was won by the Cultural AttachĂ© who I think is from South Africa based on his excited reaction to the book he won and WTFAI won a whisky decanter thanks to holding ticket #69. \nAs tradition dicktates the night closed with a rousing rendition of “hashy birthday” to the hare whose 54th birthday was at least a month earlier despite the fact the GM’s birthday was last Sunday!!! \nWell done Arsenic on laying an epic trail\, birthday beers and awesome inseminated paella rice. Next week we celebrate two birthdays\, Australia’s and Fresh Meat’s\, from a mystery location on the coast as Cum SOC proves once and for all were dumb\, were dumb\, were really f*ckin dumb. \nOn onBaaah Humbug URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/303-arseys-belated-birthday-bush-bash/ LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia CATEGORIES:Runs END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260127T183000 DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20260127T183000 DTSTAMP:20260531T093108 CREATED:20260127T012241Z LAST-MODIFIED:20260127T012338Z UID:5416-1769538600-1769538600@covidhhh.com SUMMARY:#304: Australia Day Run DESCRIPTION: URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/304-australia-day-run/ LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia CATEGORIES:Runs END:VEVENT END:VCALENDAR