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SUMMARY:#305: Waitangi Day Run
DESCRIPTION:Kia Ora\, Time to dust off your All Black jersey’s coz tomorrow we celebrate Waitangi Day with a bit of Kiwi Kulture and Hangi feast from a new run location on Beechmont Road https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xbw5njWKUYUvALKp9?g_st=ic
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/305-waitangi-day-run/
LOCATION:Beachmont Road\, 28°01'14.8"S 153°16'12.2"E\, Clagiraba\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#300: 300th Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/Covid-300.mp4 \nWe just hit run #300 for the Covid ReHash\, and it was absolute chaos. It was like a primary school disco but with more grey hair and significantly more questionable decisions. \nWe all rocked up early—unheard of\, I know—and the drinks were flowing before we even hit the trail. It’s like we’re trying to see how much “magic brew” we can fit into a human body before it refuses to move. \nThe Hares for this milestone were Baah Sinister and Ballbags\, with an assist from Where the Fuck am I and Derro. Look\, they outdid themselves. They really did. Usually\, these guys couldn’t organise a chook raffle in a pub\, but this time? Perfection. \nThe Claret and the ChaosWe had a run\, a fast walk\, and a “slow walk” (which is basically just standing still with style). The trails were marked out better than a toddler’s colouring book. However\, Baah Sinister decided the runners’ trail needed a bit of extra “pizazz.” \nHe took a massive tumble. I’m talking full-on claret everywhere. Vampires everywhere in the world were licking their lips and Tampax sales soared. Not to be called an under-achiever and because he’s a glutton for punishment\, he did it again five minutes later! Honestly\, mate\, if you wanted a male nurse at the hospital to give you a reach-around\, you could have just asked for a referral (or waited in the bush for Miscarrige to come along\, we know he is happy to disappear into dark holes). You don’t need to leave half your DNA on the forest floor! \nThe Royal and the LankyWe had a massive turnout from other hashes\, including people driving more than 90 minutes to join us. Talk about commitment to a free beer. Little Squirt drove all that way and still managed to be so late he missed the run. At 7’2″\, he’s basically a sentient beanpole. How do you miss a run when you can see the finish line from three suburbs away? Seriously\, Squirt\, get it together. \nA massive highlight was the presence of H.R.H. King Rabbit. Over 2000 runs! That’s not just a record; that’s a medical marvel. It was a truly royal attendance\, even if the rest of us are basically the court jesters. \nThe Feast and the “Gourmet” Walking DeadThe food was top-tier\, clearly influenced by the Gourmet Hash (also known as the Walking Dead). These legends are so old their youngest member probably helped shovel coal into the first steam locomotive. \nA massive shout-out to Good Head for the incredible spread and Thomas the Toucher for manning the BBQ. Thomas made sure the onions were cut according to Ballbags’ strict code—because god forbid we have an unregulated onion in this establishment. \nThe “Roll” Call of ShameWe had a list of attendees that sounds like the manifest of a very specific type of asylum: \nDr Zeus\, Botcho\, and Brewtus (sounds like a law firm for the uninsured). \nWeekly\, Pooj\, and Menstrual (I’m not even touching that one). \nSpiderman and Erection (worst superhero team-up ever). \nSlug\, Grand Canyon\, and Full of Shit (and his brother Fuller Shit). \nPissy Fit\, Raphaella\, Rug\, Bat\, and Testicles. \nAnd then we have the “Raffle Bandits”: Wally\, Bent Banana\, Little Squirt\, and Swollen Colon. These lot didn’t just win prizes; they basically broke into our house and stole them. \nTo the Covid Hash members—especially Fresh Meat\, Baah\, Derro and Arsenic—thanks for the effort. Jelly\, respect for flying up to join us for this special event\, although we could have done without the usual display of that hairy chest – seriously mate – put a shirt on we had them on sale for only $30 bucks. Run #300 was a belter. To those who didn’t show up? The Walking Dead are looking for new recruits to replace those that expired in the forest\, so off you go\, you absolute drop-kicks! \nRun #300 was a belter \nOnOn\, Eno
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/300-300th-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:#306: Miscarriage Walking Dead
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/306-miscarriage-walking-dead/
LOCATION:Goodwin Terrace\, 12 Goodwin Terrace\, Burleigh Heads\, QLD\, 4220\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Gourmet Hash,Runs
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SUMMARY:#306_2: Miscarried Miscarriage
DESCRIPTION:On On\, you bunch of shortcutting\, honeypot-sniffing cowards.\nLet’s talk about Run #306\, or as it shall forever be known in the archives of failure: The Miscarried Miscarriage. This run had an absolute abortion before it even started. Miscarriage was supposed to set the trail tonight\, but true to his little shortcutting nature\, he copped out. Apparently\, he spent his night trying to convince everyone to join “The Walking Dead.”rather than disappearing down dark holes.\nDisgracefully\, several Covid members fell for the honeypot. They were lured away by the promise of “good food.” I mean\, really? Who in their right mind would want to eat a decent meal when they could be out here with their mates\, choking down badly cut onions and white bread? Your priorities are as warped as a Windows update.\nDespite the mass desertion\, three brave souls actually bothered to show up at the velodrome. We were led into the dark by WTFAI. Our resident Front Running Bastard Cum Soc was actually a back runner tonight—staying true to his name by trying to put the “cum” in the “sock” and keeping the pack together from the middle was Captain Arachnophobia.\nIt was actually an incredible run. There were even sentiments floating around that this could have been the Run of the Year. It’s a pity Cum Soc was there to defend his title; otherwise Eno would have had a joint claim with WTFAI given they “organized” the mess together for Ralk(Run/Walk) of the Year. We even had the pleasure of watching the SES practice throwing dead bodies into the forest and recovering them. Educational stuff.\nWe high-tailed it to the Nerang RSL. A-Mata-Surprise chose well—two-for-one pizzas and beer that didn’t break the bank. We sat\, we drank\, and we watched people fall down mountains in downhill ski racing and bobsledding. Quality entertainment.\nTo those who didn’t make it—especially Arsenic and Pepi la Spew\, who flip-flopped more than a politician on a podium—you were about as decisive and useful as a condom when someone is already three months pregnant.\nExtra poor no show from the GM with some sook excuse about watching the kids. It’s Tuesday night you need to remind your better half that you are required to be at the Hash.\nWe were going to score it a perfect 10\, but since Cum Soc was there to protect his “Run of the Year” status\, we reached a consensus.\nOfficial Score: 6.9\nOnOn\nEno
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/306_2-miscarried-miscarriage/
LOCATION:Nerang Velodrome\, 8 Home Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#307: Nerangatangs in the Mist aka The Peugeot Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Covid-307.mp4 \nWell\, it was time for another vicious Covid ReHash run. Run #307\, eloquently dubbed the “Peugeot”\, took us back into the dark and edgy abyss of the forest trails. \nOur hare for the evening was Derro\, who set both a walkers and runners trail using paper and a modest sprinkle of flour. He even managed to arrange a quick downpour for us. This was a godsend really\, as Pepe le Spew finally got his much-needed annual rinse. The trail featured a drink start and a drink stop. Given Derro is a legendary alcoholic\, this is entirely expected; the bloke probably downed a few cold ones while stumbling through the bush to set the trail in the first place. That would probably explain why the trail was all over the place.We had a solid turnout of degenerates including our very own portable battery pack\, Miscarriage. \nSome notable highlights from the darkness:Our supposedly elite front-running bastard Pepe le Spew couldn’t keep up with Cum Soc and the fresh young contender\, Tristan. Pepe served up the usual spew of pathetic excuses at the end but none of us bought a word of it. Frankly\, there is a glue factory out there with his name on it.Fresh Meet got his 100 run tshirt and an all you can eat Bacon Sandwich. WTFAI after all his whining got his 50th run keyring which is the only trophy the Canadians got … sad Hash isn’t their national sport\, oh wait\, they would suck at that too. And Ballbags got his 150th run keyring – now if he can only find his keys to put it on. \nPost-run\, Derro proved he might actually have a redeeming quality. The meal he prepared was arguably good enough to rival the so-called “Gourmet Hash” – otherwise known as The Walking Dead – but it was $5 bucks cheaper! A massive win for the wallet and the tastebuds. \nOf course\, it wouldn’t be a normal night without some Monday night propaganda. Miscarriage\, wouldn’t shut up about the Monday night Hash. He spent half the night boasting that he was the only one who actually ran their 9.5km trail. Let’s be real here\, TWD can barely manage a 950m shuffle so who knows if a run was even set. Plus\, we have to question if that 9.5km was measured in actual grown-up steps; considering Miscarriage takes three strides for every normal adult step\, the maths is highly suspect. \nNot to be outdone in the whining department\, Ballbags carried on about our apparent lack of support for the Monday night crew along with some other unintelligible rumblings. He was promptly and ruthlessly shut down by the pack. \nNext week we do it all over again from Rotoract ParkEno is the hare and as he knows fuck all chances are there will be fuck all. But – there will be badly cut onions and white bread.OnON
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/307-nerangatangs-in-the-mist/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park (HQ)\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, QLD\, 4211\, Australia
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