COVID ReHash House Harriers

CovidHHH: #153 St Patrick's Day Run
2023-03-21 18:30 (Australia/Melbourne) | Eileen Peters Park, Esplanade, Surfers Paradise QLD, 5 The Espalanade, Surfers Paradise, Queensland, 4217, Australia
To be sure, to be sure the reign of Y2KY Jelly got off to a predictable start with an icing of all-round drinking machine and beloved ex-GM Baaaah Sinster for no apparent reason whatsoever. Proceedings normalised with a far more warranted icing of Pepe Le Spew for choosing to spend his birthday with his family rather than his hash brothers at the AGPU.
The run itself was impacted by the weather with all chalk washed away before the start. This inconvenience didn’t stop Pepe leading the charge over to that little slice of Italy on the coast, Isle of Capri, however in the process he and his gang of front running bastards managed to lose Eno (f&ck all), Derrolicked my Balls and Baaaah Sinister. With D&B seeking black beverages in Surfers somehow Eno (f&ck all) managed to navigate his way back to the start all on his own only to find Cum Smoke had already completed the walkers root in record time.
The FRB’s finally turned up after a marathon effort that took in all parts of the coast. After denying claims he had been appointed 2023 GM, Jelly finally came around after yet another GM nomination presentation (see attached) in the toilets. His appointment was toasted with yet more vodka infused green jelly which by all accounts had matured with age.
The usual vindictive and spiteful charges followed but not before the new GM shared his raison d’être which resulted in Cum Smoke assuming the fetal position screaming “not again”. Anyways, it sounds like more moustaches, mushrooms (magic I assume) and bushy runs will be the order of the day going forward. We didn’t get around to a run / walkers score but based on last year’s winner (see attached awards) I reckon it’s in with a bloody good chance of ROTY.
GM
Awards

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#273: Bastille Day Run
2025-07-15 18:30
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Sacre bleu. Who would have thought after all this time we find out the hare (Pepe Le Spew) is not only French but also a chef……incroyable!!
In a Bastille Day celebration that would put most of France to shame our very own Ratatouille feasted us on artisan bread, bleu cheese and some French Stew concoction that was tres bien all washed down with a couple of bottles of…….Australie-Meridionale rouge but not before an epic 7.66km (57min) run and walk that took us to all parts of Surfers, Bundall and beyond including a cheeky little car park hill and a Buck me Gently Cowboys piss stop.
Back in the circle James, Peter or was it Paul scored the walk a 6.9 and in a surprising twist so did the GM for the run followed by the usual spiteful and vindicative charges.
Congratulations to Spider Man for winning the sought after raffle prize. He has assured us the Butt Plug will be well used but to be fair considering where most of the raffle prizes are sourced I’d give it a good clean first.
The night concluded with the unanimous decision by the committee to immediately create a new job……Chef de Hash to the obvious delight of Pepe.
Well done to the hare for putting in a big effort and for hosting another amazing night of hash. Next week we do it all again from Tom Rose Park with all round top bloke Baaaaaaah Sinister guiding us around even more virgin bush as we celebrate Christmas in July.
