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SUMMARY:#266: A Racket with BallBags
DESCRIPTION:Wimbledon\, Roland Garros\, Flushing Meadows and Melbourne Park are all venues synonymous with the greats of tennis and now it’s time to add the Royal Miami Tennis Club to the list! \nSomeone call the ATP because the best talent in men’s tennis just happens to be bunch of young\, good looking roosters from a running / walking club with a drinking problem on the Gold Coast. There’s no doubt tennis was the winner on the night (along with the club house bar takings) but only due to the transformative coaching delivered from our very own Ballbag’s and his far less able “assistant “ Eno. \nTurns out Ballbag’s is not just a legendary tennis coach but a Guinness world record holder for the plank putting younger members of the Covid Re-Hash kennel to shame. \nIn an attempt to “blend in” our very own GM (Fresh Meat) turned up in a Salvos inspired get up including a large sized 4.5 pound her but in late news his dissatisfied missus has confirmed “if only he had 4.5 inches”…. \nBack in the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid but not before our greatest ever hash man “Baaaaaaaaaaaah Sinister” awarded a 10 for the night discounting it by 3.1 due to the “tennis” theme resulting in an overall 6.9 \nIn what can only be described as a miscarriage of justice WTFAI was awarded the 2025 Covid Re-Hash Tennis “Champagne” Bowl Champion but for the third straight year Cum Smoke failed to show up to hand over the trophy so unfortunately no result was recorded. \nWell done to the hare (Ballbag’s) for putting on a great night of hash. Next week we do it all again (except for the tennis) as Thomas the Toucher guides us around a virgin bit of Nerang Forest starting from Tom Rose Park. \nOn On
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LOCATION:Miami Tennis Club\, 26 Courtside Dr\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#281: Ballbag’s Balls Out Bash
DESCRIPTION:You know the drill. 2 hours of warm up’s followed by 15 minutes of playing time…. WTF.  As usual our 185-year-old founding father (Ballbags) put this kennel of younger hash men to shame with his world record 3min 05sec plank that was almost his\, and his number one challenger\, Fresh Meat’s\, undoing. \n \nCompletely buggered after the warm up’s there was no time for a drink stop as the court lights were about to be switched off\, so a rapid-fire tennis tournament followed and despite the Level 2 ATP coaching received in the preceding hours it was almost as if we hadn’t been listening to anything based on the debacle that then followed on court. \n \nIt was so bad Y2KY Jelly even resorted to extreme measures to win points by any means possible (including his hands???) but we may never really know thanks to convincing acting performance that would put a Bollywood actor to shame. \n \nThe tennis Gods must have been watching as they got their revenge on Y2KY Jelly as he failed miserably with his epic double swing on a lollypop lob offered by Fresh Meat but to be fair\, he was probably blinded by the GM’s get up which once again didn’t fail to disappoint. \nClearly this (non) shot of the night broke Ballbag’s (Chief Protection Officer) spirit as he demanded we immediately vacant the court for the sake of the nearby club members mumbling “never again” to himself as he walked off to the club house in disgust. \n \nBack in the circle the lovingly wrapped awards were presented to WTFAI for winning the “Effort but Useless” Eau de Toilette award. The runner up award was decided by what can only be described as a slightly racist Eeny\, meeny\, miny\, moe rhyme which I believe is how all tennis tournaments in the 1820’s were decided\, so congratulations Baaaaah Sinister on winning yet another clock on a Covid Re-hash tennis night!!! \n \nControversially (we kept our own scores)\, Peter aka “The Natural” won the title with an impressive 9 game haul. As an exercise junky Pete promised to make good use of the 2 x 1kg dumbells and associated ropes (I assume there for sexual based workouts) so don’t be surprised to see a much more chiselled\, and dare I say\, happy Peter the next time you see him. \n \n Well done to the hare (Ballbag’s) for organising yet another legendary night of hash and for slaving over a hot stove for so many hours preparing the rather tasty chicken noodle nosh.
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LOCATION:Miami Tennis Club\, 26 Courtside Dr\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:#312 : Ball Bag's Blundering Buffoonery
DESCRIPTION:The Build-Up (Or Lack Thereof)It started with a message from our illustrious resident Octogenarian (that is someone over 80 for those of you that don’t understand words longer than 6 letters) \, BallBag\, who informed Arsenic that the courts were “booked”. \nIn BallBag-speak\, “booked” apparently means “Ibooked out and none are avaiable.” \nArsenic\, being the diligent soul he is\, created the poll\, and suddenly we were all scheduled for a night of drills and… well\, mostly just standing around. \nThe “Grand” Arrival\nThe dedicated crew—Eno\, Tristan\, Baah\, and Pepe—rocked up with high hopes and low expectations. Arsenic arrived shortly after to drop the first bombshell: we didn’t actually have a court. But the plot thickened. It turns out BallBag wasn’t just late; he was at last week’s run location. Now\, that is a level of dedication to the past that I can almost respect. He missed the run so much he decided to go and do it solo\, seven days too late. Absolute gold. \nThe Sighting\nWhile we sat there hydrating with beers and waiting for the Hare to find the correct week on his calendar\, something miraculous happened. On the court directly in front of us was a perfect 10.\nI’m talking flawless. Every part of her was peak performance. Of course\, the reality check hit us harder than a 200km/h serve: none of us weary Hashmen would ever get so much as a sniff unless there was a parked bicycle seat somewhere nearby. \nFresh Meat might have had a chance if a bacon sandwich was involved\, but for the rest of us\, it was strictly a spectator sport. \nThe “Feast” and The Fallout\nBallBag eventually graced us with his presence\, confirmed for the third time that there was indeed no court\, and then did the unthinkable. He vanished. He didn’t even stick around for the gourmet catering—Dominos Pizza.\nHonestly\, it was a massive step down from the superior perfectly rotated snags and white bread with two types of onions so clearly he didn’t miss anything. \nFor the second week in a row\, we officially broke with tradition. Given the “scenery” on the court and the lack of a Hare\, we had no circle and no charges. Just a group of men sitting in the dark\, eating pizza\, and questioning their life choices. \nOnOn \n   \nhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/WhatsApp-Video-2026-03-31-at-19.40.54.mp4
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LOCATION:Miami Tennis Club\, 26 Courtside Dr\, Mermaid Waters\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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