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SUMMARY:#310: AGPU 2026
DESCRIPTION:Top o’ the mornin’ to ya—or more accurately\, top o’ the evening\, considering we spent it crawling through the streets like a pack of thirsty leprechauns chasing a pot of gold that turned out to be a massive esky full of cold ones. For Run 310\, we traded the muddy forest trails for the paved “dirty tree” (that’s thirty-three for the uninitiated) pubs of the local area for our Annual General Piss-up. \nThe Changing of the Guard\nThe night was thick with tradition and the smell of Guinness. Our now-former GM\, Fresh Meat\, finally stepped down before he could be impeached\, and we’ve “elected” Pepe Le Spew as our new Grand Master. May his reign be long\, loud\, and full of shit. We even managed to complete a single-block route\, which\, by the sacred laws of the Hash\, makes the whole debauched affair an official run. \nThe Shenanigans\nThe “walking” part of the pub crawl was really just a brief interruption between drink stops. By the time we hit the halfway mark\, the depth perception of the pack was roughly that of a one-eyed pirate in a fog bank. \nThe Casualty List (Incidents): \nMiscarriage found himself back in a shopping trolley. We tried our absolute best to tip him out—purely for scientific purposes\, mind you—but failed miserably. \nBall Bags was seen wandering about with a thirst that could only be described as “supernatural”. \nIn a move that would make a traffic warden weep\, he decided to play chicken with an approaching tram while crossing the road illegally. Fortunately\, he’s still with us\, though his survival is clearly more a matter of luck than tactical brilliance. \nWe were joined by an honorary guest\, Lee\, our very own “Bruce Lee” for the night. The man was everywhere at once\, roaming like a high-speed tourist and capturing the chaos on film. He was fast as lightning; we just hope the photos aren’t as blurry as our vision was. \nThe Aftermath\nWe finished the night at the Tandoori Palace. I’m fairly certain the owners start reconsidering their life choices the moment they see us rolling in with a massive esky and a decibel level that could peel paint. We were loud\, we were rambunctious\, and we were exactly what the COVID Hash is supposed to be. \nSláinte to a cracking night with only a few minor casualties! \nOn-On!
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/310-agpu-2026/
LOCATION:Neddy Harper & William Duncan Park\, 2840 Gold Coast Highway\, Surfers Paradise\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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SUMMARY:Run# Tree Hundred and Tirty Tree (333)
DESCRIPTION:What a f$ckin run. The hare (Eno F$ck All) proved once and for all\, he really knows how to set trial with this 7km / 3hr 18min beauty. \nUnfortunately\, due to the limits imposed by the run theme numbers had to be capped to “tree” but as it turns out this wasn’t as much of a problem as we initially thought. \nDespite the high tide wiping out his efforts on the beach the amassed kennel soon found chalk and on on was the call as we ran through a memory lane of events from the not so long ago AGPU. \nIn honour of our esteemed ex-GM\, we discharged a respectful tequila salute outside his apartment only to realise he was drinking piss (what a hypocrite) with his missus on the balcony. Banter ensued and well wishes imparted in the only way the Covid knows how when we respectfully acknowledge a fallen hash man. \nBack on trail it was hard to tell if this was a run or a shopping extravaganza based on the number of malls visited but eventually\, we ended up at the spiritual home of the hash……Orchard Ave. \nWe soon realised there was no virgin bush so after a quick Pullman 5 at Hollywood’s we traversed the notorious passageways of Surfers before arriving at Waxys but not before the “classic” tits on the run shot. \nStill thirsty and in need of medical attention we were forced to check in at Finn McCools before some c$nt suggested we do the Vomitron which to be honest was a blur. \nBack on trail we hit more shopping malls\, a car park\, a car park toilet aka stairwell\, and more back passages before arriving where we should have started from and never left\, Darcy Arms. \nAs usual Baaah got the fire going and then we discussed “Is the Greatest Rivalry tour” just marketing bullshit coz the AB’s slaughtered the Boks 5 tries to 1 in a 33-16 romp at attitude in Joburg and merits of deploying Suzie 2.0. \nAs usual the Darcy Arms time equilibrium kicked in and before we knew it midnight struck so it was time for some traditional Irish nosh in line with the run theme. \nWell done to the hare (Eno F$ck All) for what can only be described as ROTY with a well-deserved 9.6 awarded. Next week we do it all again with the Sprung Run as Fresh Meat guides us around some virgin bush from a mystery location on the coast as he celebrates his upcoming birthday. \nOn on
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-tree-hundred-and-tirty-tree-333/
LOCATION:Neddy Harper & William Duncan Park\, 2840 Gold Coast Highway\, Surfers Paradise\, QLD\, 4218\, Australia
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