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SUMMARY:#318 : KAOS and Control
DESCRIPTION:KAOS:\nYou wouldn’t fuckin believe it(in actual fact everyone believed it\, and most expected it as it is now an all too common occurrence) but the Hare(absentee) Eno decided to abandon ship at the 11th hour\, but to no surprise he actually wasn’t even on the ship to begin with. \nThe real surprise was the cause of all the Kaos\, non other than the trailmistress himself\, Arsey\, who had sacrificed half the fucking Covid hash to supplement his ill-gotten gains at his back alley\, speak easy gambling den. \nSome might ask: Where the fuck was the GM\, and how has he lost control after only 6 weeks in the job. Some might ask: Is Albo is a better leader than Lè Caca 🫢? But these questions can’t be answered as nobody knows where the fuck he is??? \nCONTROL:\nAfter a brief deliberation\, a coup d’état was achieved and all order restored. \nAfter a false start at the edge of the forest\, a more appealing adventure was set before us. The masses of hashers(4 brave souls) gathered at the rissole and then dispersed like fog\, into the night. The runners\, who for a brief moment achieved optimum heart rate\, eventually came across the walkers as they simultaneously entered the drink stop location(the commercial hotel). After a few technical difficulties\, the amber liquids were flowing “freely” as a $15 pub voucher took care of the jug. \nAt least 3 of us had heard enough shit talk 💩 and begged to start the return journey. Lucky for all involved it was all downhill with our bellies full of beer. It was the perfect storm of cooler temps\, just the right amount of booze\, the reward of pizzas\, and the perfect angle of repose\, which had our very own Ballbags flashing back to the first decade of his 45 years of hashing\, as he began literally sprinting home. The rest of us couldn’t keep up\, and so trailed him in. \nAfter a long circle that would make y2ky jelly’s spine tingle\, in which the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid\, the resounding words from the reports were “Run of the Year” or something along those lines. \nWe retreated from the carpark\, and into the true gambling den of Nerang\, with 500 pokies\, a tab or keno kiosk on every corner and nook and cranny of the place\, it’s no wonder there is so many homeless people around\, and the $27m upgrades speak for themselves. But the 2for1 pizzas were the real draw card. \nAll in all a top night for those who bothered to show. \nOn on to next week where another absentee hare will show us how it’s done. Over to you Cum Smoke
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/318-kaos-and-control/
LOCATION:Nerang RSL\, Australia
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SUMMARY:Run #325 – The RSL Epic
DESCRIPTION:The numbers simply do not lie; or at least they don’t when you actually bother to do the math. Both the runners and the walkers managed to successfully add 3+2+5 to arrive at a well-deserved\, perfect 10 score.\nThe Trail Checklist\nFor those who managed to pull themselves away from their warm couches to join the Covid crew in the dark\, the trail delivered absolutely everything required for an epic night out.\nHere is how the checklist stacked up:\n* *Tits on the run:* Check.\n* *False trails:* Check;\n* *Drink start and stop:* Check; essential hydration for high-performing harriers.\n* *Virgin trail:* Check.\n* *Hashers getting lost:* Check; they predictably lost the plot but somehow managed to regroup without us needing to call a search party.Also not being able to work out Level 2 vs Parking 2\n* *Markings:* Exceptionally well marked and signed; meaning if you still managed to lose the trail\, that is completely a reflection on your own navigation skills. \nThe On-After\nThe trail itself was a masterpiece\, but the real victory happened at the on-after. The food was excellent and the drinks were cold and flowing perfectly. Honestly\, how could anyone score this anything less than a perfect 10?\nTo all of those who missed out on this one: apologies\, but you genuinely blew it.\nHappy Canada Day to those celebrating; see ewes all next week!
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-325-the-rsl-epic/
LOCATION:Nerang RSL\, Australia
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