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SUMMARY:Covid XXI
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SUMMARY:COVID XXIII
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SUMMARY:COVID XXV
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-xxv/
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SUMMARY:Covid XXIX
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SUMMARY:COVID XXXII
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SUMMARY:COVID XXXV - BallBag's 40th Hashiversary
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-xxxv/
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SUMMARY:COVID XXXVIII
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-xxxviii/
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CATEGORIES:Runs
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SUMMARY:COVID XXXX (XL)
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Covid-Run-XXXX.mp4\nRun Report\nWhat bullshit this run was… \nI’m not too sure why this run was labelled wrong. It might have been a set up as trail-master Ballpoint  knows I hate XXXX\, ‘so let’s stick it to the Queenslander!’. \nNo such fucking-thing as RUN XXXX. \nI played along because Bograt kept the conversation going on the emails\, and as the hare\, you want to garner as much interest as possible. It should be noted\, Y2KY Jelly chimed in without correction. So it was left to the run brief for the Hare to ascertain whether this was one big joke on him\, or this hash is as incompetent as we all suspected\, (which is why we joined!). \nRUN XXXX correction: RUN XL –  the after-Chrissy run for all you fat bastards! \nUnfortunately there were no fat bastards to run the XL run – just fit young runners; Pepe Le Spew\, Ian ‘Coups’ Cooper\, Zane (the Suspected Infected visitor from Wollongong). Not an XL shirt in sight. Also present was CumSmoke™ who fervently stated he is training his athletic body for the 3XL Run\, and GM Ballbag\, who sustained an ankle injury running away with lollies he stole from special kids wearing stack hats. He was later overheard asking ‘Christ\, do they call them special because they run so bloody fast?’ \nThe trail was incredible. By all accounts “a perfect run with little room for improvement\, therefore ArseNic® deserves the rightful position as Run-of-the-Year for 2020 (in the inauguration year of the Covid Hash) with a perfect 10”\, exclaimed Ian ‘Coups’ Cooper in his first and final run report for the year. The GM was right to question the score\, and even tried to coax a 9.5 out of him\, but with beer in hand Coups stood his ground and retorted “If you hadn’t such a sweet tooth GM\, you’d be in a position to dispute the score\, but in all my days running hash\, I have never run a finer run without a proper hash name.” \nArseNic® received a string of downdowns for berating the proposition of a fine dinning experience in Nerang with the aforementioned Hashmen and guest. “Not after the pizza search debacle of two weeks prior!” ArseNic® exclaimed in a high-pitched excited tone. At that point ArseNic® got a few more downdowns for no fucking reason. The GM told Zane a crazy story from his loony-tunes catalogue of Hashing shenanigans – couldn’t remember a joke to tell in the circle\, so closed up and fucked off mumbling as he shuffled. CumSmoke™ took his light home\, so Pepe Le Spew closed the circle and Zane’s last words to the now still and dark Tom Rose Park\, “I’m glad I’m going back to The Real Covid-19 in The Gong!” – Seething comment in retrospect\, but alas he might be right! \nArseNic® (Hare\, Scribe\, Hash Cash and every other bloody role that night\, because of all hash excuses I received from the no-shows)
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-xxxx/
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SUMMARY:COVID XLIIII
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-xliiii/
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SUMMARY:COVID XLV
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-xlv/
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SUMMARY:COVID XLVI
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SUMMARY:COVID Run IL
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SUMMARY:COVID LI
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-li/
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SUMMARY:Sickie Day 2021 "The Great Escape"
DESCRIPTION:https://www.covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/Covid%20Run%20LIII-Web.mp4 \nCOVID HHH\nSICKIE DAY 2021 NERANG FOREST\nAfter weeks of torrential rains\, the Hash gods had a sudden change of heart and delivered a cracking Autumn night for the COVID HHH’s inaugural Sickie Day celebration. A magnificent full moon hovered just above the forest canopy creating the perfect hash setting…… perfect? Not if you happened to be Spoof or Miscarriage or David or Reece who were all caught out by Qld Premier Palace Chook’s insatiable penchant for lockdowns\, bans and curfews… An inconsolable Miscarriage called: “I wanna cum mate\, but I couldn’t live with meself if I COVID-killed some poor old bastard….” He said holding back tears. To which I replied: “There’s no old bastards on the COVID Carriage so get your arse over here….” but his mind was already made up. \nTo the ripping rifts of Guns & Roses ‘Welcome to the Jungle’\, the pack gathered around GM BallBag who welcomed everyone and in particular those from surrounding Gold Coast kennels. Hares BallPoint & Bograt finalised their run briefing thus: “We’ve laid a shitload of trail so there’s no fucking way you can get lost in there. In any case\, Boggy will be sweeping so you’ll all get Home safely…ON\, ON!” The eager pack quickly dissolved into Nerang’s most notorious forest. \nVerbal Diarrhea\, Good Head\, Exelpet and Brownie Boxxx were first to emerge out of the darkness to the piss stop where diplomat Botcho and BallPoint handed out cold beers whilst CumSmoke busied hisself pouring bubbles. GM BallBag\, FullerShit\, Hitchhiker & Aussie soon followed and things really started to banter up…. The walkers were on their 3rd drink when the charging cavalry finally erupted out of the shadows. A battered Brewtus looked worse for wear: “I haven’t fucking hashed properly for about 6 months and it shows…. I’m fucking rooted …. Where’s that fucking beer?” New boot Chugga echoed the sentiments: “I’m gunna be sore for a week BallPoint\, that was bloody murder….?” Pepe Le Spew was beside hisself: “I ferkin’ found every ferkin’ on-back… If that’s 5kms then I ferkin’ did at least 8.5kms…….” A most cool\, relaxed-looking Safe Sex was more flattering in her comments: “I thought it was a wonderful run\, just like those I grew up with in the jungles of Thailand and Malaysia…. I’m old fashion\, so bush will always my preference”. CumSmoke mentioned in passing that the COVID HHH is exclusively a bush running Hash which adheres to the mantra that ‘too much bush is barely enough’. “In that case I’d luv to cum again” cooed Condom Sex. \nThe lively hash camaraderie was suddenly shattered when GoodHead received the phone call; “It’s my friend Call Girl\, she’s lost in the bush BallPoint” handing over the phone. A mighty pissed-off Pisto was overheard saying: “We’re fuckin’ lost BallPoint…. LegsAkimbo\, Call Girl and me ‘ave been going round and round for hours and we can’t find the ‘on’ trail. \nGet your arse here and get us out….. like fuckin’ yesterday! \nPepe Le Spew & Brownie Boxxx joined sweep Bograt in the rescue mission whilst the runners headed off to complete another 2.5 kms; the rest\, including Brewtus and ArseNic\, walked ‘home’. It would be another 45 mins before all hashers were back under the Tom Rose Park shed. \nGM BallBag called the rabble to order and invited visiting GMs / proxies for a down including Verbal Diarrhea (Thirsty Thursday H3)\, HitchHiker (Mixed Hash) and Brewtus (GH3). Sergeant Y2Ky Jelly called out the hares to widespread booh hissing and calls of “ice the bastards”. Brewtus was asked to report on the run: “It was a fucking great run\, fantastic site\, well marked trail\, challenging checks\, plenty of on-backs to keep FRBs like Le Spew under control and the pack together. I don’t get how them other 3 got lost…. Big thumbs up from me and a score of 8.7. Colonel Klink\, aka Brownie Boxxx (incl’ Nazi salute)\, commented on the walk\, describing it as “the biggest pile of shyte imaginable… it started well enough but that fucking check where them runners went one way and walkers went the other was fucking bollocks. The ‘W’ for walkers was far too small for anyone to see as was the ‘R’ on that stump behind the big fucking tree. How anyone managed to find trail is a bloody miracle…. 5 is the best I could give this crap! \nCOVID HHH being a men-only Hash\, all female participants were then called in to the Circle for a special presentation of strap-ons “to look more like us”. Except for Call Girl\, who preferred wearing hers side saddle\, the dangling appendages looked as ‘pumped’ as the women fiddling with them. \nBrewtus\, Marathon Man and Miscarriage (absent\, see above) were called in the Circle and given their official COVID HHH number. Whilst on their knees to receive the official beer blessing\, LegsAkimbo attempted to stuff her phallus down Marathon’s throat: “now you know what it feels like….not much fun is it?” she said to great cheers from her companions. \nSergeant Jelly called for charges from the run and they came thick and fast; hares BallPoint and Bograt were hammered for 1. getting people lost\, 2. crap sweeping\, 3. too much / not enough trail flour\, 4. too many on-backs\, 5. too much shiggy 6. moon being too full etc\, etc. Dozens of charges followed\, too many to record\, including CumSmoke\, Baaaaah Sinister and Dragon BallsUp on the Skol-o-rama for pillowing the previous week and staying home due to monsoonal rains. \nCircle shenanigans were briefly interrupted whilst dinner (a delightful chicken Korma) was served… \nOn resuming\, all official COVID HHH hashers including BallBag\, BallPoint\, Y2Ky Jelly\, Spoof (absent)\, Derro Licked MyBalls\, ArseNic\, Bograt\, Pepe Le Spew\, CumSmoke\, Dr Oxycodone (absent)\, Dragon BallsUp\, Baaaah Sinister\, Botcho\, Bent Banana (absent)\, Exelpet\, Brownie Boxxx\, Brewtus\, Miscarriage (absent) and Marathon Man were honoured with a COVID  Certificate and a medal. On reaching 50 runs\, Y2Ky Jelly and BallPoint were further recognised with a COVID ‘L’ patch. \nAnd so\, we cum to the night’s awards\, where excellence in COVID hashing was officially recognised. Y2Ky Jelly presented the ‘Karen Pini’ Bushiest (Best) ROTY (run of the year): “There were many worthy recipients” he lied “including Run LI\, Baaah Sinister’s effort in the Nerang forest\, Run XXXVIII (hare BallPoint) in the pissing rain and Run XXVI\, Botcho’s Molendinar tunnel run……but the winner of the inaugural ‘Karen Pini’ was Run XX at Bonogin\, where bush bashing was the order of the night\, tough virgin bush…Plenty of claret was spilled en route with hashers negotiating barbed wire and spikes. The police turned up during the Circle as well as the fire brigade with a big hose to extinguish our fire. But that wasn’t the end of it…blokes woke up the next day feeling crook with bush ticks sucking at their flesh; some even needed medical attention to have the little bastards surgically removed. It was a great run…the Hare was……….. ArseNic”. \nGM BallBag presented the coveted COVIDIOT of the Year award; “this bloke was Hare to 31 out of 53 runs\, most of which were fuck-ups (getting people lost\, runs too fucking dangerous or long etc)\, he often burnt the snags on the barbie and his organisational skills are a joke. He was the biggest Hash dud in the last year……BallPoint is the COVIDIOT of the Year”. GM BallBag closed the Circle: “Thank youse all for cummin’\, I hope youse enjoyed it\, and now youse can all fuck off. On\, On!” \nDuring the heavy drinking session that ensued\, Safe Sex\, yes please\, but whack a franger on it first was overheard saying: ”Now that I’ve got one of these between my legs\, can I cum more often?” To which co-founder Jelly replied: ”Take it from me Sexy\, the COVID HHH would luv to see you cum anytime … strap-on or no strap-on.” \nOnOn\, \nCOVID correspondent
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/sickie-day-2021/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
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SUMMARY:COVID LV
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SUMMARY:COVID LVIII
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SUMMARY:Covid Run LX - FOBB
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URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-lx-fobb/
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210621T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210621T183000
DTSTAMP:20260504T222404
CREATED:20210615T075043Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210622T014322Z
UID:1447-1624300200-1624300200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run LXV
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Covid-LXV.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-lxv/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210720T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20210720T183000
DTSTAMP:20260504T222404
CREATED:20210715T070756Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20210715T072126Z
UID:1635-1626805800-1626805800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run: The ReHash
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-the-rehash/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220118T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220118T183000
DTSTAMP:20260504T222404
CREATED:20220119T035405Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220203T000302Z
UID:2177-1642530600-1642530600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run #94
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-94/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220125T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220125T183000
DTSTAMP:20260504T222404
CREATED:20220203T000211Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220203T000211Z
UID:2196-1643135400-1643135400@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run #95
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-95/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
GEO:-27.9826858;153.3240657
X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Tom Rose Park 69 Wandin Street Nerang Queensland 4211 Australia;X-APPLE-RADIUS=500;X-TITLE=69 Wandin Street:geo:153.3240657,-27.9826858
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220201T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220201T183000
DTSTAMP:20260504T222404
CREATED:20220203T000246Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220203T000246Z
UID:2198-1643740200-1643740200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run #96
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-96/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
GEO:-27.9826858;153.3240657
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220222T180000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220222T180000
DTSTAMP:20260504T222404
CREATED:20220217T220827Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220217T221034Z
UID:2265-1645552800-1645552800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:One Tonne Run
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/one-tonne-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
GEO:-27.9826858;153.3240657
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220315T180000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220315T180000
DTSTAMP:20260504T222404
CREATED:20220314T005605Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220320T052327Z
UID:2317-1647367200-1647367200@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run #102 - St Paddy's Day Run
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-102-st-paddys-day-run/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220322T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220322T183000
DTSTAMP:20260504T222404
CREATED:20220320T051829Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220320T051829Z
UID:2327-1647973800-1647973800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run #103
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-103/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
GEO:-27.9826858;153.3240657
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220607T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220607T183000
DTSTAMP:20260504T222404
CREATED:20220601T000320Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220608T100807Z
UID:2486-1654626600-1654626600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run #114
DESCRIPTION:Great f*#king run & nosh last night.  Early contender for ROTY and the “Karen Pini”. A virgin trail with plenty of bush bashing including a 30 metre vertical drop and a new Covid Hash record of 17 on-backs. \n  \nOur attempts to burn down the forest were unsuccessful but with plenty of charges from the run (and before the run for one hasher) and some questionable port a good night was had until security (who knew) turned up and the circle was closed. Luckily we had time to pull the hare’s van out of the bog just before the Fire Service turned up ensuring we maintained our mantra of “no man left behind”.
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-114/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Runs
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220712T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220712T183000
DTSTAMP:20260504T222404
CREATED:20220713T074821Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220713T074821Z
UID:2535-1657650600-1657650600@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Covid Run #119 - Wet Indian
DESCRIPTION:
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/covid-run-119-wet-indian/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
CATEGORIES:Activity
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220809T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220809T183000
DTSTAMP:20260504T222404
CREATED:20220803T004606Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220812T062146Z
UID:2677-1660069800-1660069800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Run #123 "Let's Get Physical" Oliver Newton-John Memorial
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/416647094841_garmin-health_1660046188921.mp4 \nGreat run last night. Despite the hare’s efforts to kill us we all managed to survive the heart attack inducing 157-metre vertical ascent followed by an ankle breaking descent through closed off trails filled with killer kangaroos. For those brave enough to relive it check out the attached video. \n  \n Very impressed to see so many of ewes donning flouro spandex as a mark of respect to the late great Oliver Newton-John with stories of first sexual experiences flourishing during an emotional circle. We were so upset we forgot to score the run but luckily I carry a  “Ballbag Guide to trail setting” wherever I go so can confirm a 9.5 was achieved with a special mention for the gourmet hot dog nosh. \n 
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run123-back-to-the-bush/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
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DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220823T181500
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220823T181500
DTSTAMP:20260504T222404
CREATED:20220817T002852Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220824T235512Z
UID:2834-1661278500-1661278500@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Run #125 Return of the Dragon
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/591894614051_garmin-health_1661310681825.mp4 \nGreat run last run. A really-well laid trail which was super easy to follow. No complaints from either the runners or walkers. Despite ample parking a low score of 0.5 was awarded. \nBrett was also named during the circle which was nothing short of a debacle with the naming committee once again letting themselves and the hash down. \n  \nNo doubt we will go through it all again at next week’s run /walk starting from Eileen Peters Park\, 5 The Esplanade\, Surfers Paradise. \n\n				\n				Well marked trail\n				\n\n				\n			\n\n				\n				Naming……..Brett\n				\n\n				\n			\n\n				\n				We were going to fast
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-125-return-of-the-dragon/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220913T183000
DTEND;TZID=Australia/Melbourne:20220913T183000
DTSTAMP:20260504T222404
CREATED:20220912T034114Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20220914T091021Z
UID:2963-1663093800-1663093800@covidhhh.com
SUMMARY:Run 128 # QEII Memorial
DESCRIPTION:Great run / walk (around the rotunda) last night. An on-time start was followed by a right royal effort through the swamplands of Coombabah which didn’t disappoint. A well-deserved score of 5 / 10 was awarded at an emotional QE2 memorial circle. The banquet that followed was based on the last meal Liz Buckingham (ex GM – Windsor HHH) had. I’m not saying the Sausage with English Muffins\, Yorkshire Pudding\, Gravy\, Colemans Hot Mustard\, and Marmite killed her\, but it probably didn’t help.  \nhttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Run-128.mp4
URL:https://covidhhh.com/run/run-128-qeii-memorial/
LOCATION:Tom Rose Park\, 69 Wandin Street\, Nerang\, Queensland\, 4211\, Australia
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