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SUMMARY:#283: Derro's Birthday Run
DESCRIPTION:https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Covid-283.mp4 \nVirtually\, a great run over 5.4km / 1hr 16min which was slowed down significantly by pre-drinks\, a planned drinks stop and one on root (never leave your car keys with the GM) thanks to Derrolicked my Balls (hare) and his Birthday slab of Boags. \nAs the beers flowed so did the piss stops as this young kennel started to show its age but that didn’t stop the celebrations as we honoured Captain Eno with his 100th run and becoming our first and only member of the Arachnophobia Athletic Club followed closely by the man who had cum 200 times first\, Derrolicked my Ballls. Well done fellas\, on achieving such awesome Covid Re-Hash milestones. \nAs for the run\, well that was scored a 6.9 by Pepe Le Spew and a 10 for the walk by WTFAI but we all agreed listening to Derro talk for an hour surely required a discount so a combined 6.9 a was recorded. \nIn the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid followed by the raffle which in surprising twist was won by the birthday boy. Derro was delighted with his anal cushion as apparently; he has a bad case of Haemorrhoids at the moment followed by a moving rendition of Hashi-birthday. The homemade birthday fudge cake was a real winner until the hare thought the penis shaped candle was a butt plug resulting in stinky fudge which seemed to arouse Eno F&ck All. \nIn late breaking sports news Liverpool won (again) courtesy of a last-minute penalty and according to Pepe & Eno there was a rugby game but I’m not sure who won and by how much coz as of last weekend I no longer watch the stupid motherf&ckin game. \nAll up another great night of hash put on by Derrolicked my Balls. Next week we do it all again with Pepe Le Spew guiding us around even more virgin bush in Ashmore.
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LOCATION:Varsity Lakes Weland Reserve: Tindari\, 3 Tinadri Pl\, Varsity Lakes\, QLD\, 4227\, Australia
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