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#276: Back to Dogobah
August 5 @ 6:30 pm
What the f&ck!!!! A thinking man’s run my arse but let’s face it the warning signs were there early…..I mean there was still no meeting point communicated (apparently there’s a Covid Re-Hash website with all that kind of information on it) nor attendance poll on the WhatsApp at 11.55am on the day of the run but thank God for Arsenic (you don’t hare that often) for calling it out so we could get this shit show on the road.
At the run start clear instructions from the hare (Y2KY Jelly) announced “the run markings start on the left” but apparently it was a matter of perspective as to how accurate that statement actually was but once finally on trail the meander through the swampland shiggy commenced ……with the walkers taking the lead!!!
With more checks than a Prague brothel and believe it or not a new Covid Re-Hash record (beating last week) number of on backs (both quantity & distance) I think it’s fair to say the hare was in fact lost whilst setting the trail.
Somehow we stumbled back to the on after 9.54km worse for wear and 1hr 23min of our lives that we’ll never get back but at least we all made it out safe and sound…….well almost….. as our favourite large footed, and I assume well hung, returning Cambodian/Aussie butcher cum taxi driver cum property developer cum lawyer cum comedian hash man, Mis-carriage, managed to get a root on the run resulting in few broken ribs ….but hey it least his full frontal body slam prevented any further injury to his preferred wanking hand.
Back in the circle the walkers were clearly still delirious from briefly leading the pack and scored it a generous 6.9 but the runners really let rip taking advantage of the Sergeants new scoring mechanism resulting in a more appropriate -6.9 for the run followed by the usual spiteful and vindictive charges.
Special mention for the nosh and on after set up put on by the co-hare (Derrolicked my Balls)…it’s been so long since we’ve had sausages in bread that they actually tasted bloody fantastic and well done to Eno for winning the coveted raffle prize (I’ve always thought Good Girls do Swallow) and the resulting cock funnel down down.
Great effort by the co-hares for putting on such a great night of hash, in fact it was so good next weeks hare (Arsenic) has decided to set the run from the very same swampland for the T&A Run.
