Run Report The run was held at the Tom Rose Park at 58 Wandin St. Nerang. A group waited at the entrance gate to the park that is an equestrian centre. Several riders and their horses were present so there was a slight wait for them to clear the area. Once they had departed the […]
Bush Bashing Great Views Short run! Heath Covidiot of the Week
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https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Covid-Run-XXXX.mp4 Run Report What bullshit this run was… I’m not too sure why this run was labelled wrong. It might have been a set up as trail-master Ballpoint knows I hate XXXX, ‘so let’s stick it to the Queenslander!’. No such fucking-thing as RUN XXXX. I played along because Bograt kept the conversation going on […]
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COVID HHH - Trash RUN LIV - 197 Crane Cres, NERANG 05 April 21 Hare: BallPoint About an hour before the 6.30pm kick-off, the hare received a phone call from CumSmoke: “Hey mate, I really enjoyed my bush walk to the piss stop last week so I’ve decided to ease my way back into this […]
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Run #87 will live long in the memory but just in case you had too much to drink here is a quick re-cap. We arrived at Chez Ball Bags to be greeted by Mrs Ball Bags cooking up a storm. We knew a great night was upon us……or at least a good feed. Our fearless […]
COVID HASH TENNIS COMP. TUESDAY 7 DECEMBER 7PM MIAMI TENNIS CLUB The Hare arrived at the Club at a time what he thought was early around 6.30pm. Only to find that most of the pack were present in the clubhouse priming themselves with liquid amber before the evening competition. Two first time attendees were made very […]
As we all know Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance so use the next 7 days to improve your game in readiness for the 2021 Covid HHH Pub Golf Pro-Am Challenge. A few details to whet your appetite: Date: Tuesday, 14th December Start: 6.15pm. Meet out the front of Hideaway Bar, 2657 Gold Coast Hwy, Broadbeach. […]
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Great f*#king run & nosh last night. Early contender for ROTY and the “Karen Pini”. A virgin trail with plenty of bush bashing including a 30 metre vertical drop and a new Covid Hash record of 17 on-backs. Our attempts to burn down the forest were unsuccessful but with plenty of charges from the run (and […]
Great run last night. A very technical course. In fact It was so technical not only did the hare (Y2KY Jelly) get lost during the run but so did our favourite front running bastard, Pepe Le Spew, at the end of the run. We would have gone out searching for him but we were too […]
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Run #122 lived up to its name last night.1 hill2 km trail2 slabs of beerA marvelous effort by our wounded hare who despite life threatening injuries still managed to lay some chalk. Unfortunately, as it turned out, not enough chalk for our self proclaimed “greatest front runnner of hash” who scored the run a minus 2. […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/416647094841_garmin-health_1660046188921.mp4Great run last night. Despite the hare’s efforts to kill us we all managed to survive the heart attack inducing 157-metre vertical ascent followed by an ankle breaking descent through closed off trails filled with killer kangaroos. For those brave enough to relive it check out the attached video. Very impressed to see so many of […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/022318854941_garmin-health_1660647622134.mp4 The City to Surf (Club?) lived up to its billing last night. Under fine sky's we followed a well-marked trail with plenty of checks & on backs resulting in a + 2 hour run (see relive). Surprising amount of virgin bush with a great piss stop. Special mention for the array of nosh the […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/591894614051_garmin-health_1661310681825.mp4Great run last run. A really-well laid trail which was super easy to follow. No complaints from either the runners or walkers. Despite ample parking a low score of 0.5 was awarded.Brett was also named during the circle which was nothing short of a debacle with the naming committee once again letting themselves and the […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/221525864151_garmin-health_1661900488500.mp4Great run last night under clear skies. Good to see Ballbags discharged himself from hospital just in time for the run start. A really-well laid trail, especially through the undercover carpark, with a clear winner of piss-stop of the year (I’ve gone early). The pint of Guinness rule was applied to the run scoring resulting […]
The results are in:Jelly = biggest cheater and suck up to Ballbag. I.e. the winner.Ballbag tossed off Pepe and Boggy and Boggy won!Brett became the biggest loser and Smokie was the runner-up loser - which is i ln fact the biggest loser...All round a fuck up!Champions Winning SpeechEat a bag of Dicks you blokes. Try […]
Great run / walk (around the rotunda) last night. An on-time start was followed by a right royal effort through the swamplands of Coombabah which didn’t disappoint. A well-deserved score of 5 / 10 was awarded at an emotional QE2 memorial circle. The banquet that followed was based on the last meal Liz Buckingham (ex […]
What a F@ck up of a run. 371 vertical metres of pure torture. Injuries galore, much blood spilt. The hare clearly forgot to consult the “Ballbag guide to setting a good trail”. Despite the ample parking and homemade Pepperoni Pizza a score of -5 was awarded due to time penalties.https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/129-Pepperoni.mp4
Great to see so many of you ewes cumming out last night. An excellent run/walk set by our latest named runner, E-no, was followed by the quiz that we absolutely smashed. I personally think cumming 13th was a great result and something we should be really proud of. The awards were also well received by […]
Well, it finally happened. After 133 attempts the perfect run time was finally achieved. Congratulations to Pepe, the weeks of trail recon really paid off with a run lasting 60min 00sec. Not only did he achieve the perfect run time but there was plenty of parking, loads of sausages (it was Sausagefest after all) and […]
What a run. First use of environmentally friendly black chalk, first furniture removal at a piss stop and the first jamming session of the newly created Covid Hash band with Jelly on the drums and Kylie on the keys. Rock on fellas. The trail itself was so well marked with environmentally friendly black chalk it unfortunately […]
This week’s run, officially celebrating the ancient public holiday of Halloween or All Hallows Eve where the dead rise up, it couldn’t have been more apt for the COVID RH3 to attend “The Walking Dead” otherwise known as GCH3. But where the fuck was everyone? Botcho (Covid RH3) set the run straight through the cemetery, marking […]
What a Bloody Great Night. A technical 4km trail with plenty of on-backs and a bit of rat c#nting. First use of environmentally friendly leaves for trail marking received mixed reviews but overall, a 10/10 effort from the hare (Kylie) followed by an even better on-after at a late contender for Pub of the Year, […]
Crikey, what a night. Steve would have been so proud. The hare (Y2KY Jelly) set what we thought was an excellent run only to discover in the circle (I know, who would have thought) 15 other runners who we never saw on our trail but were claiming they also followed “trail” all over The Spit. […]
You know it’s going to be a good run when you turn up and everyone’s downing birthday beers. Cheer’s Ballbag. The run started with an obligatory sojourn through a stormwater drain which turned out to be an on-back. We then bush bashed our way up to the fire trail to the first check leading to the […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Run143.mp4What a run. In fact, it was so good it was universally acknowledged as run of the year ………. to date, with a 7.5 awarded. It was so good Pepe celebrated with yet another shoey. The GM would have joined him Baaah for his shoes exploding mid-run. The usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid, […]
Well, it would have been run / shuffle of the year baaaah the RA going a bit over the top with the rain. Concerns about king tides and our cars being swept away into the Nerang River meant there was only one thing to do………….head to Derro’s. As tradition dedicates Ballbag got lost ……….parking his […]
As you all know today is Waitangi Day, where we honour one of the greatest real estate frauds of all time!!! To celebrate the ultimate in rat c#nting tomorrow night we will be running/shuffling in that little slice of NZ right here on the coast………..Nerang Forest. Both a runners and shufflers trail will be set […]
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https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Covid-149.mp4He promised it and he bloody well delivered it.A very late contender for Run of the Year and the Karen Pini by Arsenic. A run that had a bit of everything including a complete disregard for anyone’s safety as evidenced by the amount of claret spilt as we literally crawled our way through the bush. […]
Be there early to witness the costumes and haute couture, have a few sneaky cold ones to drum up a bit of Dutch courage for your debut in the public arena. Come dressed in a red dress (available at any op shop, your favourite outfitters - ), or anything Red if you’re shy. The Run, […]
It was a good night out with the Gourmet. The Covid boys did us proud. Front running, eating their fair share and drinking like the pub was about to close. The highlight however was that Jelly and Derro decided to put their arses to proper use and smashed the previous record for sitting on ice.
What are we doing: o Drinking piss o Getting on the punt o Burning green sausages o Awarding prizes o Anointing the new GM and his mismanagement team o Stumbling around various Irish bars
To be sure, to be sure the reign of Y2KY Jelly got off to a predictable start with an icing of all-round drinking machine and beloved ex-GM Baaaah Sinster for no apparent reason whatsoever. Proceedings normalised with a far more warranted icing of Pepe Le Spew for choosing to spend his birthday with his family […]
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What a run……..or more accurately what a bush bashing, crawl and bum slide. A real epic with plenty of claret spilt over the 8km of pure unadulterated torture which took 5hr 26min to complete. Once again, the failings of the run scoring mechanism were there for everyone to see with a 68 recorded as it […]
Great run last night. Despite a very isolated tornado over Nerang Forest blowing away all the trail prior to the run (these freak weather events always seem to happen when Arsenic is the hare…) we somehow managed to navigate our way around the dense bush. Despite the lack of trail at no time did we […]
Lest we forget the courage, mateship, and sacrifice of those who have gone before us so we pay our respects to those who have fallen starting with Gunfire followed by a 6km Kokoda trail where we will navigate our way through various watering hole hazards, a two-up circle, kebab shop and all finishing up with […]
This cumming Monday (1st) the State Government has declared a public holiday to honour one of Queensland’s greatest sporting organisations as it celebrates its 45th birthday ……The Gourmet Hash. We like nothing like a good run piss up so we will be joining our hash brothers celebrate their big day. With a bit of […]
What a run. King Chuck would have been so proud of what was a right royal effort baaaaaah for that bitch Me-Gain f#cking it up for everyone as usual. Despite the lack of any trail markings somehow the hare (Eno) managed to keep most of the pack together despite Derrolicked My Balls trespassing efforts. A […]
Well, it only took 161 runs to work it out but finally a hare (Derrolicked my Balls) managed to lay a waterproof trail which defeated the 130mm of rain. Literally a well-crafted trail with paper mache markings and checks taking us to all corners of the forest with the best-ever quality piss-stop (Fireball shots). Thanks […]
What a run. As advertised it had a bit of everything for everyone including a tunnel start (Eno, there was no need to take a shit in it), a log doom trilogy, a six-way check, bush bashing and a lemon tree inspired piss stop (lemon drop shots). With the Big Dog returning we did our […]
Direct from the looney bin our favourite butcher, cum property developer, cum part time lawyer set a trail for the ages………correction, set a trail that took ages. When I say “set a trail” it’s more accurate to say we were handed four envelopes which contained stages of a map which had unfortunately been defaced by […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Covid-164.mp4Well, the Postman’s Run really did ……….(wait for it) ……….deliver.Despite the absolute confusion about what we were doing the pack set off in the right direction on root to Pacific Fair. Jelly must have felt peckish as he led us up the escalator to the food court before finally escaping the mall and across the road […]
Following on from the drinking standards set at the AGPU the QBR didn’t disappoint but not before an epic 7.7km no hills one way trail including a quadruple log of doom. The on after descended into chaos somewhere between the consumption of the traffic light cocktails and the multiple rounds of the Skol-a-Rama 3000. When […]
Well, it was more of a sprint than a run but lots of fun. If the bonfire wasn’t the highlight, then getting home at a reasonable hour definitely was.
Next Tuesday (6.30pm) were back at HQ (Tom Rose Park) @ 6.30pm for a bigger and better attempt to burn down the forest.
Wear Christmas themed outfit Dress warmly Trail will be set on road, so no forest running if you don’t want! Bring your favourite marshmallow cooking stick
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https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Covid-178.mp4Well, I think we all know who’ll win the rat c*nting award this year….. Well done to the Sargent for going way too hard, way too early as he gets closer to his special landmark and tricking us all with his non-attendance last night.The resulting confusion (no one knew how to cook sausage’s) meant we […]
Next Tuesday Ballbags will be setting the trail from Rotoract Park, Nerang (opposite 1 Balyando Drive).
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Covid-180.mp4What a run. 500 metres of pure unadulterated torture (aka 7 min of no drinking). Luckily, we stumbled across Fat Freddy’s and settled in for a couple of hours of re-hydration where a delightful young lady, well at least Ballbags (who still managed to spill claret) thought so, was hosting a trivia quiz. Turns out […]
Well, it looks like we can add mountaineering to our list of activities…..The run and walk lived up to its billing as we all agreed we wished we were dead after crawling up the north face of Everest Junior and it’s 186m sheer vertical elevation. After finally hitting the ridge line things only got worse […]
It all kicks off 6.30pm next Tuesday from Chez Ballbags at 3 Karrinyup Place, Robina. The hare has requested an indication of numbers for the 7-course banquet that’s being prepared so if you can definitely make it next Tuesday text him on (0438) 088-362.
5pm from Broadbeach Bowls Club (handy for Florida Gardens tram stop). Once we’ve taken on enough fluids at the bowls club, we’ll attempt to find every happy hour on root to Fat Feddy’s for the 7pm pub quiz N.B. I’m certain this plan is foolproof but just in case keep on eye on the What’s […]
It’s official. We are now a quiz team with a drinking problem……..Yes, by popular demand (beer voucher expiring) we will be heading back to Fat Freddy’s tonight for most likely the last event of the year. To mark this special occasion, we will be doing a novelty sprint (fast walk) through some of Broadbeach’s most […]
Well, it was advertised as choose your own adventure ...........but Jelly took it way too far. 2 hours and 8km after departing on his "quick" walk he somehow managed to swim his way out of the flood ravaged creek to safety only to find no one at the on after. Stupidly the runners had decided […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Run-195.mp4 The promise of Sloppy Seconds certainly resulted in a larger then usual turnout but unfortunately Kirrily let us down by not cumming in time so a dry root was experienced by all. The evening started with a moving smoking ceremony and welcome to country by Uncle Jelly before both runners and walkers hit the […]
https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Covid-197.mp4What a debacle. Firstly, the hare overcooked the hangi and then sent the walkers on a never-ending journey to all corners of the bush. Despite no one getting lost the run/walk was harshly scored a 25/100 but on a positive note the hierarchy agreed to introduce a new midget porn category to the run scoring […]
新年好,We’ll we certainly saw in the New Year (Chinese) with a bang.Despite the lack of virgin bush the run will live long in the memory for us being chased through all corners of the Casino (including the gaming floor) by the crack Star security team. Somehow, we managed to allude capture, so we headed directly […]
Next week’s hare is Fresh Meat with a run/walk/sit from Hinterland Regional Park.
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They say sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words……….. I think they’re right.
To be sure, to be sure tomorrow we belatedly celebrate the patron saint of hash, St Patrick. Paddy (ex GM Limerick HHH) was renowned for setting trail through snake invested virgin bush and his pint of the Black Stuff piss stops so it’s only fitting we follow in his footsteps with a run/walk/crawl through …….Surfers […]
Virtually, what a run. A great best effort ever by the hare (Eno) with technology winning the day resulting in a remarkable 38.1 awarded in the circle followed by a well-deserved icing. The usual spiteful and vindicative charges followed with Arsenic saving the day with his pizza order so once again we avoided the dreaded […]
May 6th - Monday May Day Holiday - 2400 Run (Hashers only) Start: 5 pm Traditional Public Holiday Start Hare: Sir Black Stump Contribution: Standard GCH3 Run/On On Fee - $15 What: BYO. Plus there will be loads of Piss and GCH3 Gourmet Tucker
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Download MapRun https://apps.apple.com/au/app/maprun/id1634949963 or https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=au.com.fne.maprun7&hl=en_AU for a virtually good run/walk this Tuesday at 6.30pm from Forest Entry Gate, Corner of Mylor St & Yarrayne Rd, Nerang.
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Grab your Santa hats and head to Tom Rose Park tomorrow night for a cracker of a night around the fire.
Yep, it’s that time again were we prove just how unfit we really. Tuesday @ 6.30pm.
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Baah Sinister decided that we needed to explore new bush. So the run is set around Varsity Lakes
two, three, four ...let's see you in the Forest Floor
Smokey assures us an award winning run is at hand (as he is probably sitting in his hands while not planning this run
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In the interest of all you dirty f@%kers that want to go get your thing on in the Graveyard, we will be helping you get your (tomb)rocks off. Get your tired bones out there tonight for a Ghoulishy delight run and maybe some goulash for a feed too.https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/WhatsApp-Video-2024-10-31-at-06.56.26.mp4
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There is always a plan B and Fresh Meat has ensured that we can still clock up some steps by walking from the table to the bar to the condiments table and the toilets or getting wet running around looking for a dry spot. Either way - the Hash will run/walk/limphttps://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/WhatsApp-Video-2024-11-12-at-20.38.45.mp4
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He is back from Vegas but it sounds like it might be a bit of a crap shot tonight. If you play your cards right you might get a lucky touch from TTT but at the very least there will hopefully be a stack of chips (and dip) at the end.
He just got back and decided that the stinky smell from you blokes was too much to handle so he is off again. Can he get us lost, I mean navigated, through the forest one last time...
Mick is taking us on a run around Margaritaville aka Burleigh Heads.
Well it only took 250 runs but finally a hare worked out how to set a f%ckin great bush trail, piss stop and nosh. Well done to Derrolicked my Balls for all the effort planning and setting the run (apparently all his hours spent in the Burleigh bush had nothing to do with his Mother-in-Law […]
What da F&ck…..turns out WTFAI isn’t as navigationally challenged as we all thought…..Bloody great runners & walker’s trail set including flour in the forest, piss stop of the year (maple syrup whisky) and his take on sausages in bread. Unfortunately, the promises of plenty of fentanyl never materialised despite hosting the on after in a […]
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A very late contender for Run of the Year (ROTY) and the Karen Pini with 3.7km of pure bush bashing torture up Water Tower Hill. Despite the hare being pulled into an emergency body corporate meeting somehow the pack managed to keep together and follow the trail up, down and back around to Smokie’s with […]
Next week is the Annual General Piss Up (AGPU) were we attempt to drink our body weight in beer and then ride a mechanical bull (what could possibly go wrong). All subject to change but at this stage it’s looking like…. Where: Eileen Peters Park, 5 Esplanade, Surfers Paradise Time: 6pm warm up beers […]
Well, our greatest fears have been realised. The tyrannical reign of Fresh Meat has begun and as threatened for the first time the Covid Rehash now has a book of rules, by-laws and tariffs for the primary benefit of the new GM. Clearly the new regime had been taking advise from Jelly as the circle […]
