The Build-Up (Or Lack Thereof)It started with a message from our illustrious resident Octogenarian (that is someone over 80 for those of you that don't understand words longer than 6 letters) , BallBag, who informed Arsenic that the courts were "booked". In BallBag-speak, "booked" apparently means "Ibooked out and none are avaiable." Arsenic, being the […]
You know the drill. 2 hours of warm up’s followed by 15 minutes of playing time…. WTF. As usual our 185-year-old founding father (Ballbags) put this kennel of younger hash men to shame with his world record 3min 05sec plank that was almost his, and his number one challenger, Fresh Meat’s, undoing. Completely buggered after […]
Wimbledon, Roland Garros, Flushing Meadows and Melbourne Park are all venues synonymous with the greats of tennis and now it’s time to add the Royal Miami Tennis Club to the list! Someone call the ATP because the best talent in men’s tennis just happens to be bunch of young, good looking roosters from a running […]
