They say you always remember your first time and the inaugural run of the Arachnophobia Athletic Club will live long in the memory. Captain Eno (hare), set what can only be described as an environmentally friendly trail that ensured no spider webs were disturbed in its laying, resulting in many victims as the kennel bashed […]

https://covidhhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Covid-197.mp4What a debacle. Firstly, the hare overcooked the hangi and then sent the walkers on a never-ending journey to all corners of the bush. Despite no one getting lost the run/walk was harshly scored a 25/100 but on a positive note the hierarchy agreed to introduce a new midget porn category to the run scoring […]

Well, it looks like we can add mountaineering to our list of activities…..The run and walk lived up to its billing as we all agreed we wished we were dead after crawling up the north face of Everest Junior and it’s 186m sheer vertical elevation. After finally hitting the ridge line things only got worse […]

As you all know today is Waitangi Day, where we honour one of the greatest real estate frauds of all time!!! To celebrate the ultimate in rat c#nting tomorrow night we will be running/shuffling in that little slice of NZ right here on the coast………..Nerang Forest. Both a runners and shufflers trail will be set […]