Run 187: Death Wish II Redux

Well, it looks like we can add mountaineering to our list of activities…..

The run and walk lived up to its billing as we all agreed we wished we were dead after crawling up the north face of Everest Junior and it’s 186m sheer vertical elevation. After finally hitting the ridge line things only got worse for the runners with the hare (our most esteemed GM, Y2KY Jelly) pulling out the Uno cards which all but confirmed their fate……

Lost, hungry and thirsty and with no possible way back down the root they had just traversed the walkers got lucky and choose right to safety exiting the bush 1 hour later covering a total of 2 km…….Yes that’s right, we managed 2 km/h (hash record beating Smokie’s previous mark) N.B. special thanks to Pepe Le Spew for rescuing us in his car otherwise we would have died.

Back at the circle a run score of 63 was recorded followed by the usual cruel and vindicative charges laid primarily at the hare for all his wrong doings. He did however redeem himself with what appeared to be and tasted like real meat sausages for the nosh followed by an emotional presentation of the 100 run commemorative t-shirts, to Ballbags and all-round top bloke Baaaah Sinister.