#258: The New Regime

Well, our greatest fears have been realised. The tyrannical reign of Fresh Meat has begun and as threatened for the first time the Covid Rehash now has a book of rules, by-laws and tariffs for the primary benefit of the new GM.

Clearly the new regime had been taking advise from Jelly as the circle broke all-time records with an unusually high number of spiteful and vindictive charges laid primarily related to crimes from the AGPU.

Thank God Arsenic saved the night (you don’t hear that often) with his fine selection of vintage Tun Lights, Cock Funnel and run scoring mechanism (someone bring a lighter next week) resulting in a 69 being awarded to the hare.

In a moving ceremony the new committee members were anointed with the Skol-a-Rama 3000 being put to good use followed by a Sausage Feast, moist Chocolate Cake and Tawny Port worthy of the inaugural night under the new dicktatorship.

Despite rumours of a new Covid Rehash v2.0 starting up next Tuesday we do it all again with Arsenic guiding us around another bit of bush somewhere on the coast for the Easter Beer Hunt.