#263: Cum Soc’s Virgin Run

Well, you always remember your first time (and we’ll never forget this one)…………

Ewe know it’s been a cracker of a trail when both walkers and runners, rendezvous in the middle of the bush and it dawns on them ……we need an uber. Who would have thought one wrong turn at the start of the trail would result in such chaos. Congratulations to the virgin hare (Cum SOC) for a well-marked, clever trail that failed to take into account one thing…..the Covid ReHash is not clever.

In summary what we think happened was the walkers did the runners trail, and the runners did the walkers trail (in reverse) baah a whole lot of trail leading up to and after the wife beater piss stop that we all missed but a bit like who shot JFK ……we may never know. Special mention to the RA (Ballbag’s) for putting on such great hashing weather and for his impression of Torvill & Dean on the treacherous downhill.

Back at the circle Maverick, our “new” Sergeant, oversaw the usual spiteful and vindictive charges but not before the RA awarded a zero for the walk (I’m not sure he enjoyed his downhill mud skating) but gave it a 10 for living long in the memory. Our awesome Trail Master (Baaah Sinister) awarded an 8.5 for the run but he did have the advantage of being the only hash man to complete a circuit of the combined trails on root to picking up his car to rescue the rest of the kennel. Overall, a 6.9 (AI calculated it, so it must be right).

Well down to the hare for a memorial night of hash and introducing us to what real sausages should taste like N.B. we also have loads of new categories for the AGPU awards. Next week we do it all again with Derrolicked my Balls trying to get us lost in another bit of bush somewhere on the coast.

Note: The mapping  in no way represents the trail set by the hare.

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