#274: Christmas in July

We ran (6.48km / 1hr 12min), we walked (4.48km / 3 days 2 hrs 8 min), we ate (Turkey surprise), we drank (Tun Mid)…..and then some real dodgy half naked dude cruised in ….claiming to be Santa and forced us to sit on his knee as he handed out presents ……..WTF.

Fortunately, I could only hear what happened next as I went totally blind as soon as I saw Santa’s get up or maybe it was a result of deliberately spraying stripper glitter in my eyes, I’ll never really know, but the photos speak for themself.

To wrap up the festivities Y2KY Jelly “baked” a cake on the birthday boys (WTFAI) head as we celebrated his 69 + 1 (we all agreed an actual cake would have been really good idea….) and then spent the rest of the evening around the roaring bonfire that somehow we managed to put out despite the immense heat it was generating.

Next week we do it all again with Cum SOC guiding us around the bushier bits of Burleigh as we celebrate the life of Ozzy Osbourne (probably without the live bat eating but get a Covid booster just in case) with the Prince of Darkness memorial run. Uber have been notified and will be on stand-by.