#285: Arachnophobia Athletic Club – Inaugural Run

They say you always remember your first time and the inaugural run of the Arachnophobia Athletic Club will live long in the memory.

Captain Eno (hare), set what can only be described as an environmentally friendly trail that ensured no spider webs were disturbed in its laying, resulting in many victims as the kennel bashed their way through the dense bush. Somehow, despite the use of AI, a whole lot of claret was spilt on trail, resulting in a record amount of abuse directed at the hare. Despite the hares attempts to kill us we all made it back to the on in alive after 5.2km / 1hr 15min (for the run) and 3.4km / 1hr 7min (for the walk).

Back in the circle blood transfusions were immediately administered to the many casualties of the trail along with pain relief in the form of Tun Mid. Despite the pain and suffering endured we all agreed the trail was an early contender for E Run of the year with a 6.9 awarded for both the run and the walk.

What followed in the circle was the usual spiteful and vindictive charges which Hash Legend, Ballbags, described as a “debacle” and claimed the acting GM (ArseNic) “lacked any sought of leadership whatsoever” which we all took as a positive and a job well done.

Congratulations to the hare (Eno F&ck All) who not only knows how to set a bushy trail but is also an expert turner of sausages on the BBQ!!! Next week we do it all again with Oktoberfest at the Tom Rose Park Beer Hall as Baaaaaaah Sinister guides us around even more virgin bush in the Nerang Forest.