#286: Oktoberfest @ Tom Rose Beer Hall

What an evening of culture as the Covid Hash recognised everything that Germany has given to the world including………..beer, really big steins to drink beer out of, kind of weird beer drinking music performed by even weirder dudes wearing leaderhosen……did I mention the beer.

But before all of that we did an amazing run that Y2KY Jelly (current RA, Penisula Hash) thought was “Wonderbah and the greatest run of all time, especially all the really easy to find trail marking” or words to that effect.

The walkers on the other hand decided their trail lacked adventure so decided to attempt the death defying black diamond Taipan (shortcut?) resulting in a 6km / 1hr 40min epic that they seemed to really enjoy and didn’t complain about whatsoever.

Back in the circle the hare (Baaaah Sinister) was drowned in Tun Mid for all his heinous crimes, especially against the walkers, despite all his efforts to carefully place a Koala and Kookaburra on the trail.

The fact a trail was even set was nothing short of a miracle due to the first ever sighting of a pig in the bush. Instead of being arrested for being in possession of “questionable white powder” the hare ended up joining in the “hot” (if only she was) pursuit of what the hare could only assume was another lead in the Dezi Freeman manhunt.

Thankfully the kennel recognised the hares community efforts rounding up an initial 0.69 awarded for the walk by Where the F#ck am I, which apparently he was heard saying quite a bit on trial, to a 6.69 in recognition of the distance covered however in a strange twist the original 8.4 awarded for the run was discounted for not being long enough resulting in an overall 6.9 being recorded.

As tradition dicktates the evening wrapped with a three course dining experience (Germanic inspired) including plenty of snacks.

Next week we do it all again as Y2KY Jelly takes us on a “Magical mystery tour” somewhere on the coast. Thankfully, it is an international break so it should give the GM plenty of time to find an oversized Man United shirt in time for Liverpool’s next fixture.