#302: Jelly’s Jolly

Jesus Christ. When will we learn. Jelly…..live hare……what the f&ck!!!!  

No surprise then that we went hare, there and everywhere in what can only be described as one of most random runs in the history of the Covid Re-Hash.

It became apparent early on as we ascended the biggest f&ckin hill in the forest that the outlook for the rest of the run was bleak. With half the pack returning or virgin runners the second helpings of Christmas pudding where looking like a big mistake but we managed to press on through the clouds.

Fatigued, disoriented and frankly smelling like a Bangkok sewer from all the sweat it became abundantly clear our navigationally challenged hare was in fact lost as he pointed in the direction of Pac Pines and declared “on on”.

The mutiny was brutal yet swift but absolutely necessary as common sense prevailed as we descended in the general direction of Tom Rose.

Some say a 3hr 32min / 8km run was a bit on the long side but as it turns out everybody had lost the capacity to speak through the damage to their lungs due to the high attitudes experienced but somehow we managed to have a circle thanks to the medicinal benefits of Tun Mid. A generous 6.9 was awarded by Cum SOC for the torture trail and somehow Ballbag’s awarded a 8.4 for the walk resulting in, if my math’s are correct, an overall score of 6.9 being recorded.

The usual spiteful and vindictive charges then followed with the SKOL-A-RAMA 3000 put to good use on the returning and virgin runners, followed by a shoey for Tristian and Baaah because Baaaah failed to advise Tristian not to wear new shoes. The injustices to all round good bloke and top hash man………Baaaaah Sinister, continued as somehow he ended up on the ice.

The evening ended with a delightful vegan inspired Lasagna straight from the soon to be released “Fruits of the Forest” cookbook by Erin Pattinson.

Well done Jelly for a memorable evening of hash. Next week we’re heading to Arsenic’s for his belated birthday run and a catch up with Ellen at the bottlo followed by a slide show of the Titley family road trip.

On On
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