#314 : No More Tennis Rally Run

Well f&ck me, it’s not often the walkers beat the runner’s home after a rendezvous in the middle of the bush…..

Not sure if it was all the on backs, the navigationally challenged front runners or the saboteuring walkers changing the trail markings but somehow WTFAI (yes, his rash from his recent Asian “exploits” has cleared up) and Fresh Meat (walking because the Gourmet run the night before was so “hard”) cruised in to the on after 6.5km / 1hr 10min later wondering…..are the runners lost?

Of course, with our fearless leader (Pepe Le Spew) front running as usual the answer was simple, yes, the runners were lost!! I mean Pepe has only done 4,512 runs in the forest so it’s really easy to miss the side passage back down to Tom Rose from the fire trail, just ask Eno F$ck All & Y2KY Jelly.

Sure, the walkers would say there was a big f$ck off check that the crew from Artemis II could have seen from the moon but hey when you’re a front running bastard you don’t sweat the small stuff like trail markings.

In the circle the well-marked trail was rewarded with a 6.9 from both the walkers and runners due partly to the shear amount of wildlife spotted on root, which was expertly captured by our reserve Hash Flash, followed by the usual spiteful and vindictive charges as we let loose celebrating our first circle under the new regime.

In a moving ceremony the impressive new Carlos Alcatraz Cup was presented to Baaah Sinister and the Voyeur award to Eno F$ck All for their efforts on and around the courts from the previous weeks.

The raffle was won by the hare (ArseNic) who was delighted with his “How to Play Poker” and the “Royal Tattoo” DVD’s. A fitting reward for all his efforts putting on another great night of hash and raising the question once again, is the raffle rigged?

Next week we do it all again as we remember those hash men who made the ultimate sacrifice as we pay homage to the ANZAC’s with a big hill, two-up and the lighting of the fire.

On on
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