Run #325 – The RSL Epic

The numbers simply do not lie; or at least they don’t when you actually bother to do the math. Both the runners and the walkers managed to successfully add 3+2+5 to arrive at a well-deserved, perfect 10 score.
The Trail Checklist
For those who managed to pull themselves away from their warm couches to join the Covid crew in the dark, the trail delivered absolutely everything required for an epic night out.
Here is how the checklist stacked up:
* *Tits on the run:* Check.
* *False trails:* Check;
* *Drink start and stop:* Check; essential hydration for high-performing harriers.
* *Virgin trail:* Check.
* *Hashers getting lost:* Check; they predictably lost the plot but somehow managed to regroup without us needing to call a search party.Also not being able to work out Level 2 vs Parking 2
* *Markings:* Exceptionally well marked and signed; meaning if you still managed to lose the trail, that is completely a reflection on your own navigation skills.

The On-After
The trail itself was a masterpiece, but the real victory happened at the on-after. The food was excellent and the drinks were cold and flowing perfectly. Honestly, how could anyone score this anything less than a perfect 10?
To all of those who missed out on this one: apologies, but you genuinely blew it.
Happy Canada Day to those celebrating; see ewes all next week!