#261: Cinco De Mayo Cellar-bration

Ay, Caramba……..Perfecto!!! For the first time in the history of hash the first ever set of 10’s was awarded by both walkers and the runners.

A real tour de Nerang combining both the best bits of the urban and real jungle over 7.82km with an expertly timed high quality (tequila) piss stop for both the walkers and runners including Ballbag’s first ever lick, drink, suck (that he can remember, surely).

Back at the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges were laid primarily in the direction of our very own Mexican (Y2KY Jelly) followed by a fiesta fit for El Chapo but not before Eno was banned from ever attempting a Spanish??? accent again.

In late breaking news our very own Derrolicked my Balls has signed on as the official Nash Hash 2027 DJ and based on his raffle draw win should have plenty of epic tunes to play.

Well done to the hare (WTFAI) for putting on a great night of hash. Next week we do it all again with Cum SOC’s virgin run somewhere in Burleigh.