#279: Maudsland desert plains run

Did you ever hear about the Covid Re-Hashman who went to Hong Kong on an Irish passport and ended up with crabs on Christmas Island. More to cum on this story next week or better yet check out the vision on this week’s episode of Border Security.

Meanwhile back on the f&ckin hill we all agreed the hare (Fresh Meat) was in fact a c&nt. Other adjectives were widely used but c&nt seemed to be the popular choice to describe the torture as we crawled on all fours through the clouds to the summit only to find the GM had partially redeemed himself with a non-Tun (aka quality) drinks stop.

With Pepe cracking all the on backs it was left up to our soon to be deported favourite Irish hashman, Cum SOC, to lead the charge as we headed off to find piss stop #2. 

After 6km / 1hr 25min / 6,730 feet of ascent the half drunk runners stumbled back to the on after to find Ballbag’s torches had not failed him and he had managed to stay on trail for what I’m pretty sure was the first time ever resulting in a 10 being awarded for the walk but our proxy sergeant (Eno F#ck All) applied a 31% discount coz he missed the f&ck off hill resulting in a 6.9 which in a surprising twist was almost matched by Pepe Le Spew’s who scored the run a 6.8 (something about only one got f&cked so couldn’t give it a 6.9……..) but thanks to AI an overall 6.9 was recorded.

In the circle the usual spiteful and vindictive charges where laid followed by the raffle being won by all round top hash man and most deserving recipient Baaaaaaah Sinister. However, in a first for the raffle it would appear the treasured Liverpool Football Club scarf prize has already appeared on eBay …..

Well done to the hare for a mighty effort setting three trails and two piss stops along with pulled pork buns and a selection of condiments that would put an IGA supermarket to shame.

Next week we do it all again with Ballbag’s showing us when to apply the continental, eastern, semi-western or is it the western tennis grip as once again we play for the prestigious Covid Re-Hash Tennis Bowl (if only we knew where the trophy was…) at Miami Tennis Club.