#284: Pepe’s NDIS Run

Were dumb, were dumb, were really f&ckin dumb ……. but it turns out at least half of us are also ability challenged as demonstrated by the inaugural NDIS run.

I would like to say it was a well-marked trail, but it turns out most of it was the remnants of the Mixed Hash trail from the week before. Despite this, the majority of the pack were able to follow the 9km / 1hr 10min epic trail or 15km / 2hr 25min for the navigationally challenged Eno F$ck All & Derrolicked my Balls, down the drain, through Pindara Hospital and up to Ashmore Tavern drive through to the traditional bottlo piss stop….or so we thought.

Unfortunately, we choose Steve’s night off from the Bottlo and got Ellen instead who clearly had just broken up with her girlfriend resulting in the tactical response unit being called on the walking group. As usual Optus couldn’t put the call through saving the walkers from a night behind bars but in an act of ultimate rat c&nting made no attempt whatsoever to warn the runners resulting in the wrath of the carpet muncher, part Deux!!!

Back in the circle a clearly conflicted WTFAI scored the walk a 6.9 in honour of Ellen and her favourite sexual position (turns out his time at the bottlo was life changing having found his new love…..Ginger Beer with Chilli & Lime) and an oxygen deprived Eno F$ck All awarded a 0.69 for the run but on appeal an overall 6.9 was recorded as we all thought it was really clever to have no markings for the on home.

The usual spiteful and vindictive charges followed but not before we recognised the “Miracle of Ashmore.” In what can only be described as a Lazarus moment ArseNic not only arose from his couch and did the walk but tendered to the BBQ and chip fryer clearly demonstrating the combined medicinal benefits of Fentanyl and Tylenol, despite claims otherwise from the bright orange wonder.

All up another great night of hash was put on by the co-hares (Pepe Le Spew & ArseNic).