Run# Tree Hundred and Tirty Tree (333)

What a f$ckin run. The hare (Eno F$ck All) proved once and for all, he really knows how to set trial with this 7km / 3hr 18min beauty.

Unfortunately, due to the limits imposed by the run theme numbers had to be capped to “tree” but as it turns out this wasn’t as much of a problem as we initially thought.

Despite the high tide wiping out his efforts on the beach the amassed kennel soon found chalk and on on was the call as we ran through a memory lane of events from the not so long ago AGPU.

In honour of our esteemed ex-GM, we discharged a respectful tequila salute outside his apartment only to realise he was drinking piss (what a hypocrite) with his missus on the balcony. Banter ensued and well wishes imparted in the only way the Covid knows how when we respectfully acknowledge a fallen hash man.

Back on trail it was hard to tell if this was a run or a shopping extravaganza based on the number of malls visited but eventually, we ended up at the spiritual home of the hash……Orchard Ave.

We soon realised there was no virgin bush so after a quick Pullman 5 at Hollywood’s we traversed the notorious passageways of Surfers before arriving at Waxys but not before the “classic” tits on the run shot.

Still thirsty and in need of medical attention we were forced to check in at Finn McCools before some c$nt suggested we do the Vomitron which to be honest was a blur.

Back on trail we hit more shopping malls, a car park, a car park toilet aka stairwell, and more back passages before arriving where we should have started from and never left, Darcy Arms.

As usual Baaah got the fire going and then we discussed “Is the Greatest Rivalry tour” just marketing bullshit coz the AB’s slaughtered the Boks 5 tries to 1 in a 33-16 romp at attitude in Joburg and merits of deploying Suzie 2.0.

As usual the Darcy Arms time equilibrium kicked in and before we knew it midnight struck so it was time for some traditional Irish nosh in line with the run theme.

Well done to the hare (Eno F$ck All) for what can only be described as ROTY with a well-deserved 9.6 awarded. Next week we do it all again with the Sprung Run as Fresh Meat guides us around some virgin bush from a mystery location on the coast as he celebrates his upcoming birthday.

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